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Anomaly Acquisitions Case 7: The Return to Facility 4 - M4F/TF/NB

The feeling of dread hangs over you. You can't sleep. Why would Bishop reach out to you? What could he possibly want? In the end, for knowledge and a possible ally, the risk is worth it... right?

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You're the CEO, but I'm the Boss - M4F/TF/NB

The company you've been working at for so long is filing for bankruptcy, but you've got a plan. You've managed to scrape together the money to buy it out, and you'll take over. You're not sure about the publicity and being out in front, though, and you decide to find someone to take charge for you as a cover. When you get home to tell your boyfriend, you realize it's not just the business that needs someone in charge... 


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Ramble - November 15th, 2021

Talking about being productive, and what I'll be up to this week (all over some chill dreamy fall scene where I'm dancing in leaves and they move in slow mo and they're all super pretty and bright beats cuz I'm a slut for chill dreamy fall scene where I'm dancing in leaves and they move in slow mo and they're all super pretty and bright beats).

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A Lesson in Lessons - Analysis of Episode 4

A Lesson in Consequences... oh BOY! I made you all wait two weeks after the big cliffhanger for this one! How fun... How quirky... I had so much fun watching the reactions in the server that I just needed this to be out ASAP! But of course, life happens, and we maintain the schedule how we can. 

Two Elis, and y'all chose the nerd in the closet. Playing it safe. Helping the poor defenseless sheep. This was such an interesting choice because I was honestly expecting that a lot of peo...

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Staying Late at the Bakery - M4F/TF/NB

The closing shift is always really frustrating, dealing with last minute orders, snappy customers, and prepping everything for the next day. Staying late with your cute coworker though? That could help relieve some of that stress...

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Staying Late at the Bakery - M4M/TM/NB

The closing shift is always really frustrating, dealing with last minute orders, snappy customers, and prepping everything for the next day. Staying late with your cute coworker though? That could help relieve some of that stress...

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Anomaly Acquisitions - Crossroads 7

"Hello there, beacon. I know you can hear me. I need your help..."

An image of the portal flashes across your eyes, and you awake with a start. The distant moaning of the ghasts echoes throughout the citadel. The sound of them sends a chill down your spine, and you pull the blanket, and the Fae, tighter about you. Dain's small arm is draped over your body, not quite reaching the other side. He mumbles something in his sleep and nuzzles into your chest.

"I need your h...

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Don't Be a Stranger - M4F/TF/NB

You've been loving your job at Rohke Investments. A weekend office party hosted by one of your coworkers led to some intimate fun. You've been avoiding him at work lately, and he wants to know why...

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Ramble - November 8th, 2021

Talking about commissions, plans for hangout sessions, and my week (all over some chill laying on your back on a glacier and looking out over the aurora borealis beats cuz I'm a slut for chill laying on your back on a glacier and looking out over the aurora borealis beats).

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Anomaly Acquisitions Case 6: The Master - M4A

One of your friends has been taken. One is missing. One is barely keeping up with you as you run through the darkest forest you've ever seen. The Shade swallows you whole and the only warmth to be found is in the arms of your friend... but what has happened to the others...?

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The Wind in the Willows - Chapter 12 (The End)

Our heroes reclaim Toad Hall... 

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In the Woods Somewhere - M4F/TF/NB

Lost in the woods, the listener finds themselves surrounded by the thrumming of katydids and the last swells of small songbirds while trying to find shelter for the night. With the moon barely angled from above, slanting through the firs and spreading over the grass like an ocean, the forest's deity appears to them with intentions less than chaste.

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The Spread - Season 3 Premiere

Your favorite off-brand cooking show has finally returned! A new season, new contestants, and new challenges! 

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The Spread - Season 3 Appetizer Viewer's Choice

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Ramble - November 1st, 2021

Talking about AA, and my week (all over some fall is really here and let me tell you, I'm not a fan of chilly weather but I live in Cali now so it's just pretty beats, cuz I'm a slut for fall is really here and let me tell you, I'm not a fan of chilly weather but I live in Cali now so it's just pretty beats).

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November Birthdays!

Happy Birthday to all the beautiful November babies! I hope your season is warm and full of peace and love. You deserve nothing less. 🥰🎂🎉🎈

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A Lesson in Lessons - Analysis of Episode 3

Hello again!!! It's time for Episode 3 of this slow-burn analysis series of a series!!!

A Lesson in Expectations released March 12th, 2021. Oh boy. Now this one was so much fun to make, mostly just with the anticipation of how you'd all react. The first major twist. The first major step into fantastical territory. The first step towards the unknown. I named the episode specifically for that purpose. A double entendre about what this series will be. Expectations are made to be shattered...

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A Tasty Halloween Treat - M4F/TF/NB

Every Halloween you and your boyfriend love checking out all the costumes of the people that come by. This year, your boyfriend said he would handle all the candy distribution. For you, he said he had a special trick and treat planned...

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A Tasty Halloween Treat - M4M/TM/NB

Every Halloween you and your boyfriend love checking out all the costumes of the people that come by. This year, your boyfriend said he would handle all the candy distribution. For you, he said he had a special trick and treat planned...

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November Birthays!

Hello beautiful people! November is fast approaching, and a new round of birthdays! For anyone who would like to be included in the birthday singing for November, feel free to comment below! 🥰🎈

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A Puppy's Tricks and Treats - M4F/TF/NB

Your friend Nick throws a big halloween party every year. You and your partner are a puppy and their owner, a costume that you have worn at home on multiple occasions.. But this is the first time he’s let you out. You’re here for a good time and your costume has gotten you a lot of attention. A little flirting never hurt anyone, what’s the worst that could happen?


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Anomaly Acquisitions - Crossroads 6

Facility 2's lights flicker and crackle, showering the dusty floor with sparks and filament. The pneumatic doors barely slide without a helping push, groaning like the bones of an ancient metallic beast. Footsteps echo down the long abandoned halls of the lower containment ward. Two shadows come together. Blue smiles weakly, embracing Red in his arms. The hug is short, but firm and loving as always. Red's lips gently brush Blue's forehead as he cradles his head in his hands. He tenderly t...

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Ramble - October 25th, 2021

Talking about the move to California, and what I'll be up to this week as I'm getting up and running (all over some funky Summer's not over until I say it's over beats cuz I'm a slut for funky Summer's not over until I say it's over beats).

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Anomaly Acquisitions Case 5: The Shade - M4A

-Transmission Begin-


-Blue: Red.

-Red: Blue. 

-Blue: Team is in position.

-Red: Good. Move in. If you can take all three, do so. But you know the priority.

-Blue: Yes, brother.

-Transmission End-

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The Wind in the Willows - Chapter 11

Toad Hall has been taken over in Toad's absence, and the gang schemes on how to reclaim it.

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Sleep Paralysis Pep Talk - M4A

You haven’t been sleeping well. You keep waking up in the middle night unable to move with eyes watching you from the corner. Just out of the touch of the moonlight something lurks. They've been watching and waiting to have a word.


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Ramble - October 18th, 2021

Talking about my week, and the upcoming move to California (all over some sexy walking along the beach at night and coming upon a conspiracy beats cuz I'm a slut for sexy walking along the beach at night and coming upon a conspiracy beats).

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Devoured in a Haunted House - M4M/TM/NB

You're not sure how Rachel always convinces you to do things, but now she's got you as a performer in a haunted house. You signed the waiver, and now you're dressed up as a poor victim in a zombie-infested hospital ward. I suppose it's not too bad. You're laying on a gurney the whole time so you get to kick back and relax mostly. Plus the zombie devouring your guts for a few hours IS kinda cute..

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Devoured in a Haunted House - M4F/TF/NB

You're not sure how Rachel always convinces you to do things, but now she's got you as a performer in a haunted house. You signed the waiver, and now you're dressed up as a poor victim in a zombie-infested hospital ward. I suppose it's not too bad. You're laying on a gurney the whole time so you get to kick back and relax mostly. Plus the zombie devouring your guts for a few hours IS kinda cute..

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A Lesson in Lessons - Analysis of Episode 2

Here we are again! Sorry for the delay on this one.

Episode 2. A Lesson in Patience. For every episode except this one, I named them once they were done. But this one, no... I knew exactly what to call it. Teaching the listener how to wait. Edging them at a restaurant, and on the whole car ride home.

We had introduced the listener to how to use their hands, and their lips, and now it was time to teach them how to use their mouth. I had considered at first using this episode to ...

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