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My Career Anniversary

Hello hello! Yesterday was my birthday, but today is an even cooler day for me. It's my 3 year anniversary of leaving my day job at the hospital to create content full time. Thanks to the support of lovely people like you on all the platforms I create on, from Patreon to Reddit to Quinn to YouTube and Twitch, it is thanks to YOU that I got to leave a soul-draining career for one that makes me happier than most anything in the world. 

3 years now that this has been my job, my life, ...

Happy Birthday January Babies!!! 🥳✨💕🎈

I hope you have a birthday so wonderful it starts this year off right, and carries you through the rest! 💕

The Gentle Bull - M4A/M4AA

You two have been struggling to really reach that passion in bed that you've wanted. To make up for some insecurity and self-doubt, one of you sets up for me to come and fill in... and fill the other.

An idea I've had for the better part of the last year, but have just not been sure I was really interested and/or comfortable making. I've always been curious about the cuckold dynamic, especially from a "Bull" perspective, but I'm not really into the whole "cheating/stealing a pa...

You're Feisty for Someone Who Didn't Go to Work Today - M4A

You've been in bed all day trying to recover from illness, and your boyfriend is sad he doesn't get to kiss you. Perhaps his kisses can go elsewhere besides your lips...

Earthblood Episode 28: Laying Low - M4A

The UnderHand. Perhaps they'll be able to help. Perhaps not. There's no use in worrying about it right now. May as well relax and enjoy the day...

A Gift from Me to Us - M4A

A twinkle of candlelight dances across the bedroom walls, beckoning you to come in, to relax. You glance up at Logan, then back down and smile. A twinkle of light nearly as bright and warm as the flickering flames that now surround you smiles back. The tiniest curl at the corners of his mouth, but you can feel how heavy his eyes are on you. His jaw lined with the shadow of a recently shaved beard draws your eyes along it before you notice he's moving. He crawls on all fours, crossing...

In Autumn's Haunting Light - M4A

A face you've only seen while dreaming becomes real one Halloween night.

*Early Access to next Monday's Reddit post! Another incredible script by our lovely Mouse!
Read the script here!

I originally had planned to post this around Halloween, but... ya know... pneumonia said fuck you. 

Ramble - December 15th, 2023

Hey. It's uh... been a while since I did one of these. Talking about what I've been up to (all over some relaxed but not too relaxed beats that you probably hear at a little corner shop near that special place, you know the one, where you and that little alien held hands and the snow started to fall and it was super cute and stuff, yeah that one, because I'm a slut for some relaxed but not too relaxed beats that you probably hear at a little corner shop near that special place, you know the o...

Volatile Chemistry: House Call - M4A

You've been tormented by dreams the last couple weeks. Carnal dreams. Dreams of touch. Of taste. Of need. You're a doctor, a paragon of science, of logic, yet you can't get over these visions of lust. You realize there's one man you can always call for help... your assistant.

Happy Birthday December Babies!!! 🥳✨🎈💕

It's that special time of year, when the December babies are here! I hope you lovely people have a fantastic birthday and remember to cherish yourself all year long. ✨

December Birthdays are Fast Approaching!!!

The snow. Such a simple thing. Crystallized water, drifting from clouds above to coat the land in gentle, white glory. It's beautiful, really. Hard to take your eyes off of it. The way it glitters in the moonlight, and spreads as far as the eye can see. You can't NOT see it. It's everywhere. It's omnipresent. Omniscient. You have no secrets from it. Nothing to hide from it, nothing CAN hide from it... It will find you. And when it does... well... you'd better hope you have a coat...

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Happy Birthday November Babies!!! 🥳💕✨🎈

I'm sorry for the late birthday wishes!!! Pneumonia isn't exactly conducive to singing!!! But regardless, I hope you have had a wonderful time, or for those of you who have yet to have your birthday, are Going to have a wonderful time! You deserve it... 💕💕

Never Going to Hurt You Again - M4F/NB

The two of you were perfect together, but something happened to him and he broke it off. The two of you moved apart and hadn't seen each other in years. But a chance encounter back in your hometown brings all of the feelings rushing back again...

*Early Access to next Monday's Reddit post!

All I Need - M4F/NB

You're running late getting ready for date night, but when your boyfriend comes in to check on you, the reservation quickly becomes the last thing on his mind...

*Early Access to next Monday's Reddit audio!
*It's a bit late in the week for a Monday exclusive, but I just don't have today's audio finished yet, and I feel I need to get SOME content out for y'all since it's been... well a long time. 👀

Happy Patreonniversary!!! 🥳✨

3 YEARS!!! 3 WHOLE GODDAMN YEARS DOOD!!! I can't even find the words to thank you all for the support and the love and laughs and the tears. Thanks to you all I get to live a dream. A whole CHAPTER of my life, only possible because of you guys. Hundreds of posts... from audio to short stories to now YouTube videos and soon, AUDIOBOOKS...

I am just flabgazzled day in and day out by your generosity, your kindness, and your constant pushing me to grow and explore and create and enjoy. Th...

I'm Still Sick

Hello everyone! Just an update to let you all know I'm still alive, but I'm still sick. I got in contact with a nurse and she's pretty sure I have pneumonia, so I've been back and forth between stuck in bed and just wandering around my house coughing all day. Since it's not a life-threatening case they just suggested lots of rest and water and maybe some general meds for pain and such, so I've been trying to do just that. 

Hopefully this clears up soon so I can get back to making m...

I need like, an Exorcism or something. This sick just won't leave...

Hello everyone! I'm sorry for the no call/no show yesterday, but I was in bed the entire day sick out of my mind. It's been a week now I've been coughing and stuff, so recording is just impossible. Hopefully this clears up soon so I can get back to work and catch up on the November Birthday singing and all the other work I'm behind on. 😔💕

November Birthdays are on the Way!!!

Where... are you? You glance about at your new surroundings, stunned by the sudden change of scenery. It's a peaceful meadow, autumn leaves strewn everywhere. Orange, red, yellow, brown, a blanket of warm and comforting color. But... not a tree in sight. A soft pat on your head and a leaf rolls past your face, drawing your attention upwards. They're falling from the sky? You cannot see the beginning of their downward dance, perhaps from beyond the atmosphere, but their alien drifting does...