Available one day early to Patreon patrons! (WOO HOO I FINALLY DELIVERED A FINISHED EPISODE TO PATRONS A DAY EARLY, TECHNICALLY! AND ALL IT TOOK WAS A SPECIAL WEEK WHERE I'M RELEASING THE EPISODE TWO DAYS LATER THAN USUAL! YAY?)
It's Escape From Vault Disney's 27th episode spectacular, in which the hosts of The Weird Al-Phabet podcast join us to celebrate the work of the one-and-only "Weird Al" Yankovic just in time for his birthday! Specifically, we cover another episode of the underra...
2020-10-22 17:57:28 +0000 UTC
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Romcoms! What are they? Where do they come from? What do they want from us? On this week's episode, the randomizer goes back to 1995 to pick a semi-remembered example of the much-maligned subgenre, a Sandra Bullock vehicle that really puts the "coma" in "comady!" Join Tony Goldmark, Tim Crist, Kitty Quinn and Luke Ski as they remember all the fun stuff you missed out on WHILE YOU WERE SLEEPING!
2020-10-13 13:00:00 +0000 UTC
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Y'know, hiring the editor of Apocalypse Now to write and direct an extremely depressing grimdark mid-80s sequel to The Wizard Of Oz loaded with tons of horrifying nightmare-inducing imagery and almost zero connection to the 1939 MGM musical everyone loves might SEEM like a terrible idea... (long pause) so anyway, join Tony Goldmark, Sydney Agnew, Kevin Anderson and Morgan Funder as the almighty randomizer forces them to begrudgingly RETURN TO OZ!
2020-10-06 13:32:51 +0000 UTC
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In the spine-tingling conclusion of our very first Patreon Request Month, we cover Kenneth Hodgins and Patrick Thatcher's request for one of Disney's most notorious cult classics, a whiz-bang retro action spectacle from 1991 that truly had everything...except an audience. Join Tony Goldmark, Alessandra Dreyer, David Ganssle and Ryan Hipp as they go soarin' through the stratosphere with THE ROCKETEER!
2020-09-29 14:03:28 +0000 UTC
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Patreon Request Month just keeps chuggin' along with Justin Wilton's request for the 2003 remake of the unforgettable classic story that dared to ask the bold cinematic question, "What if person was other person?" Join Tony Goldmark, Charlie Callahan, Haley Baker Callahan and Kyle Kallgren as they wake up on FREAKY FRIDAY (2003)!
2020-09-22 17:21:28 +0000 UTC
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Patreon Request Month marches on with Matthew Bogatz's request for this weird, misbegotten relic from Disney's very brief and extremely regrettable period when they unaccountably tried to be Dreamworks. Ever wanted to see a film with aliens, baseball, talking farm animals, 70s pop songs, ugly-ass half-rendered animation, lots and lots of pee jokes AND the guy from Scrubs in it? Well look no further, ya damn weirdo! Join Tony Goldmark, Erika Ha...
2020-09-15 19:51:18 +0000 UTC
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Patreon Request Month continues with Alex the Azurath's request for a randomly-selected episode of the less-successful animated series from the creators of Phineas & Ferb, Milo Murphy's Law, starring none other than the one-and-only "Weird Al" Yankovic in the titular role! And the random selection in question is a very-bizarre-even-for-this-show two-part episode about time travel and mutant pistachios! Join Tony Goldmark, Jeff Scot Carey,...
2020-09-08 20:15:23 +0000 UTC
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Escape From Vault Disney triumphantly returns from a five-month hiatus to continue Patreon Request Month by covering Rob Bergman's request for a particularly weird episode of the way-weirder-than-you-remember Little Mermaid TV series of the early 90s! Join Tony Goldmark, Kyle A. Carrozza, Morgan Funder and Kitty Quinn as they experience the sheer deranged majesty of Mary Seashelley's "Ariel & Costello Meet Frankenstein," aka THE LIT...
2020-09-01 18:06:45 +0000 UTC
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It's finally done! I promised a State Of The Parks on the Splash Mountain/Princess and the Frog retheme announcement back when they first announced it, and now, over two months later, here it is! It's a lot longer than any other State Of The Parks video (turns out I had a LOT to say on this topic) and as such, it took me longer to edit it. But I'm very proud of the end result, and I hope you all enjoy it.
2020-08-26 09:32:50 +0000 UTC
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As I mentioned in this post - https://www.patreon.com/posts/33959647 - Escape From Vault Disney returns on September 2 (and as of now you've got slightly less than six days left to submit your requests for Patreon Request Month)! But when it returns, there will be a slight change.
I'm gonna have to start charging you folks for the podcast. I'm sorry, I was really hoping to just keep one-day-early access as a...
2020-08-10 09:57:40 +0000 UTC
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UPDATE: WE HAVE A WINNER!!! Congratulations to ROB BERGMAN for getting them all! Attached is a screencap of his entry!
As you all know, you've got just over a week left to submit requests for "Patreon Request Month" on Escape From Vault Disney - https://www.patreon.com/posts/did-i-say-april-33959647 - but wait a minute...WHAT IF you could bypass the randomizer entirely and GUARANTEE you...
2020-08-07 11:06:29 +0000 UTC
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So about a month ago, I tweeted a list I made of the entire Marvel Cinematic Universe compiled in chronological order by scene, and it went super-viral and inspired a buncha clickbait articles. It seemed only natural to follow it up with a series of videos summarizing each scene and detailing how I arrived at that order, and after all the recent Black Lives Matter protests, I vowed to donate all the money I made from it on Patreon to actblue.com's National Bail Fund Network - 2020-07-01 01:21:39 +0000 UTC
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Available four days early for my beloved patrons! Includes several never-before-seen Bosby bits, including a few remnants of my abandoned Season Three Outtakes Special. I am so very, very, very sorry.
2020-04-19 15:49:58 +0000 UTC
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My sincerest apologies for being so late with this one. It's the longest episode yet, and the longer an episode is, the longer it takes me to edit it. But, I'm still releasing it to you, my beloved patrons, 24 hours before I release it publicly.
In our last episode before we take a coronavirus-related hiatus, and the only episode of "Patreon Request Month" we managed to record before everything went on lockdown, the randomizer goes all the way back to 1940 to pick Lizzy Gravelle's requ...
2020-04-03 22:14:04 +0000 UTC
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To make up for the late posting of the Frank and Ollie episode last week, this episode is available TWO DAYS EARLY for my beloved Patreon patrons!
Did you know that in 1991, Disney distributed a Norwegian pirate movie? We sure didn't, until the randomizer picked it for this week's episode and gave us all an excuse to attempt borderline-offensive exaggerated Scandinavian accents! Join Tony Goldmark, Kevin Anderson, Zach Hurst and Chris Nebergall as they get SHIPWRECKED!
NOTE: As I...
2020-03-23 19:00:03 +0000 UTC
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To make up for the late posting of Jack last week, this episode is available TWO DAYS EARLY for my beloved Patreon patrons!
Summer camp! What is it? Where did it come from? What does it want from us? This week the randomizer picks the final episode of a 2018 Disney Channel reality TV series designed to answer none of these probing questions. Join Tony Goldmark, Kevin Anderson, Zach Hurst and Chris Nebergall as they drink a tall frosty glass of BUG JUICE: MY ADVENTURES AT CAMP, episode ...
2020-03-16 16:00:04 +0000 UTC
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In 1996, the acclaimed Oscar-winning auteur behind The Godfather and Apocalypse Now saw fit to direct a PG-13 Robin Williams comedy about a ten-year-old trapped in the body of a forty-year-old, and this week the randomizer chooses that very movie. What could possibly go wrong? Join Tony Goldmark, Kevin Anderson, Zach Hurst and Chris Nebergall as they endure the existential nightmare that is JACK!
2020-03-10 20:17:25 +0000 UTC
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Extree! Extree! Hear all about it! Randomizer chooses 2017 simulcast of 2012 Broadway musical based on 1992 cult classic musical! Join Tony Goldmark, Alessandra Dreyer, David Ganssle and Nicholas Bogroff Ganssle as they take in the theatrical spectacle that is NEWSIES: THE BROADWAY MUSICAL!
2020-03-03 20:01:00 +0000 UTC
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UPDATE!!! Annnnd, the request lines are CLOSED! Thank you all so much for your requests and your loyal patronage, and best of luck to all of you!
SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT!!!
My podcast, Escape From Vault Disney, will be returning with weekly new episodes starting on SEPTEMBER 2!!! (September 1 to all you wonderful patrons!)
I know I said I was gonna wait until my friends and I could safely be in the same room together, but screw it, I'm tired of waiting until then, so for the...
2020-03-01 08:01:00 +0000 UTC
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Just cuz I damn well felt like it.
This montage is available to patrons ONE WHOLE WEEK before I release it publicly! How bout that!
2020-02-26 20:55:03 +0000 UTC
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It was bound to happen eventually: the randomizer, in its infinite wisdom, has chosen a NatGeo documentary, and a particularly slow and boring one at that. But boy oh boy, it sure does have a lotta pretty slow-motion footage of animals to fall asleep to. Join Tony Goldmark, Alessandra Dreyer, David Ganssle and Nicholas Bogroff Ganssle as we apprehensively venture INTO THE OKAVANGO!
2020-02-25 20:00:03 +0000 UTC
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UPDATE: The version of this episode that'll drop on Libsyn, iTunes, Spotify, Google Play etc. later today will be a slightly re-edited version, with some of the spoken bits in a different order. I listened to it again and thought of some better ways to make the conversation flow a bit more smoothly. So consider this a special Patreon-exclusive ALTERNATE MIX of the Frank & Ollie episode!
My sincerest apologies for not being able to finish this one in enough time to get it to you yes...
2020-02-19 09:33:43 +0000 UTC
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What happens when a Nicktoon becomes a Disneytoon? Apparently they run out of ideas and say "Screw it, it's a superhero show now." This week the randomizer picks a 1999 episode of the show that inexplicably had "Brand Spankin' New" in its title at one point! Join Tony Goldmark, Charlie Callahan, Haley Baker Callahan and Morgan Funder as they say hello to DOUG, season three (technically seven), episode twenty-one, "Quailman Vs. The Triad of Ter...
2020-02-11 20:01:00 +0000 UTC
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I am Groot? I am Groot. I am Groot, I am Groot, I am Groot. I am Groot. Tony Goldmark, Charlie Callahan, Haley Baker Callahan and Morgan Funder I am Groot ROCKET & GROOT SHORTS!
2020-02-04 20:01:00 +0000 UTC
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At long last, Some Jerk With A Camera and friends discuss the "final" chapter to that weird space opera series the American Graffiti guy came up with when he couldn't get the rights to Flash Gordon, Star Wars: The Rise Of Skywalker!
Thank you all for being so patient with this one.
2020-02-03 02:30:18 +0000 UTC
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What if Lizzy McGuire was also Tyler Durden AND Killer Frost? This week the randomizer goes back to 2006 (a magical long-forgotten era when some people apparently DIDN'T always want the whole world to read every last thought that fell out of their skulls) and chooses another Disney Channel original movie, this one about a high school girl whose diary goes viral (diaral?) and becomes semi-sentient. Join Tony Goldmark, Charlie Callahan, Haley Ba...
2020-01-28 20:01:00 +0000 UTC
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The movie's called "Halloweentown II: Kalabar's Revenge" and Kalabar isn't in it, and it all goes downhill from there. This week Tony teams up with The "Weird Al" Phabet podcast as the randomizer sadistically chooses the inexplicable 2001 sequel to a fondly-remembered Disney Channel original movie. Join Tony Goldmark, Andrew Frola, Michael Hunter, Daniel Kawka and David Spencer as they journey to HALLOWEENTOWN II: KALABAR'S REVENGE!
2020-01-21 20:00:03 +0000 UTC
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This week the randomizer goes back to 2005 to pick one of the 67 Winnie the Pooh products released that February. Join Tony Goldmark, Morgan Funder, David Ganssle and Luke Ski as they check out POOH'S HEFFALUMP MOVIE!
2020-01-14 14:04:00 +0000 UTC
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Remember that Dreamworks animated movie Madagascar? Ever wonder what it'd be like if it looked like garbage and completely sucked? This week the randomizer goes back to 2006 to pick the first and thankfully only animated feature produced by C.O.R.E. Digital Pictures. Join Tony Goldmark, Kyle Carrozza, David Ganssle and Brianna Garcia as they venture into THE WILD!
2020-01-07 20:00:02 +0000 UTC
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What if Winnie the Pooh was needlessly different? This week the randomizer picks another TV episode, namely an early-2000s Playhouse Disney series that turned A.A. Milne's beloved creations into hideous puppet monsters! Join Tony Goldmark, Zach Hurst, Luke Ski and Mighty Magiswords creator Kyle A. Carrozza as they crack open THE BOOK OF POOH, season two, episode four, "Day of the Knights/Come as Eeyore"!
2019-12-31 20:00:02 +0000 UTC
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