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Escape From Vault Disney Episode 5: "'Twas The Night"

Available one day early to Patreon patrons!

The guy who played Michael Myers directed a Christmas movie! What could possibly go wrong? This week, JUST in the nick of time for Christmas, the randomizer picks a Disney Channel original movie from 2001 starring Walter White as Bad Santa. Join Tony Goldmark, Matt Fazio, Zach Hurst, Luke Ski and a Surprise Special Guest as they sit through 'TWAS THE NIGHT! 

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One Movie Later: Cats

Because my sicko Twitter followers inexplicably demanded it, it's my One Movie Later of a little film called CATS, with Brianna Garcia, David Ganssle, Luke Sienkowski and Morgan Funder!

NOTE: You'll notice I didn't charge you for the #CatsChallenge video earlier this month, but I am for this one. That's because I basically see these two videos as two halves of a whole. Enjoy!

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Escape From Vault Disney Episode 4: "Amphibia Episode 13: Croak and Punishment/Trip to the Archives"

Available one day early to Patreon patrons! 

What if it WAS easy being green? This week, for the first time ever, the randomizer picks a TV episode, specifically of a recent Disney Channel animated series about an alternate reality where frogs are the dominant species. Join Tony Goldmark, Matt Fazio, Luke Ski and a Surprise Special Guest as they journey to AMPHIBIA, episode 13, "Croak and Punishment/Trip to the Archives"! 

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Escape From Vault Disney Episode 3: "The Aristocats"

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Remember when musicals about cats DIDN'T make you want to claw your eyeballs out? This week the randomizer goes all the way back to 1970 to pick the first Disney animated feature of the "What would Walt have done?" era. Join Tony, Dave, Luke and Morgan as they adopt THE ARISTOCATS!

 

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Escape From Vault Disney Episode 2: "Meet The Deedles"

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Surfers...in a place where surfers usually aren't?!? Wuh-wuh-wuh-WHAAAAT?!? This week the randomizer picks an inexplicably-theatrically-released remnant of 1998 that proves you don't need Pauly Shore to make a Pauly Shore comedy. Join Tony Goldmark, Morgan Funder, David Ganssle and Luke Ski as they begrudgingly MEET THE DEEDLES! 

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Escape From Vault Disney PODCAST PILOT!!!

As a special bonus, one day early for my beloved Patreon patrons, here's the pilot of my brand-new podcast "Escape From Vault Disney," in which my friends and I watch and review movies and TV shows on the Disney+ streaming service chosen completely at random! Enjoy!

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Hey, DCA Still Exists Too! VLOG (Patreon-exclusive extended cut)

This past summer, the Disneyland Resort was extremely confident that Star Wars: Galaxy's Edge would attract record-shattering crowds, and to that end they also opened several ultra-cheap new-ish attractions at Disney California Adventure in an attempt to distract those would-be crowds away from the pew-pew spaceships. In this video, we explore those cheap new-ish DCA attractions - Mickey's PhilharMagic, Jessie's Critter Carousel, The Inside Out Emotional Whirlwind, and the temporary return of...

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Star Wars: Galaxy's Edge VLOG! (Patreon-exclusive extra-long version)

Exclusive to my beloved Patreon patrons several days before I release the public version, enjoy this EXTRA-LONG cut of me and my friends vlogging about Star Wars: Galaxy's Edge!

Huge thanks to Ian Clarke, Morgan Funder, David Ganssle, Brianna Garcia, Zach Hurst, Kate Quinn, Cassie Shima and Luke Ski for being a part of this!

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Jungle Cruise Trailer Reaction!

Some Jerk With A Camera reacts to the new trailer for Disney's next attempt at a franchise based on a theme park ride, JUNGLE CRUISE starring Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson and Emily Blunt.

I'm not charging my patrons for this one, since I cranked it out so quickly. Enjoy it as a freebie!

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Some Jerk Attends D23 Expo 2019!

Some Jerk With A Camera attends the sixth biennial official Disney fan convention. Featuring an impromptu appearance by Disney legend Mark Henn!

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One Movie Later: The (2019) Trilogy - The Lion King

In the spine-tingling conclusion of The (2019) Trilogy, Some Jerk With A Camera and friends discuss yet another baffling CGI re-kajiggering of a Disney animated classic from the director of Cowboys & Aliens, THE LION KING (2019)! 

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One Movie Later - Toy Story 4

Some Jerk With A Camera and friends discuss Pixar's latest sequel of a sequel of a sequel, TOY STORY 4! 

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One Movie Later: The (2019) Trilogy - Aladdin

 In the second entry of The (2019) Trilogy, Some Jerk With A Camera and friends discuss Disney's latest baffling CGI re-kajiggering of an animated classic from the director of Swept Away and the star of After Earth, ALADDIN (2019)!

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One Movie Later - Avengers: Endgame

 Some Jerk With A Camera and friends discuss the highest-grossing movie to ever mention Hot Tub Time Machine, AVENGERS: ENDGAME!
 

 Vote for a future One Movie Later episode!  https://twitter.com/tonygoldmark/status/1128325588463173632 

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One Movie Later: The (2019) Trilogy - Dumbo

In the first entry of The (2019) Trilogy, Some Jerk With A Camera and friends discuss Disney's latest baffling CGI re-kajiggering of an animated classic from the director of Mars Attacks!, DUMBO (2019)! 

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One Movie Later - Wonder Park

Anyway, here's Wonder Park.

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One Movie Later - The Further Adventures Of Walt's Frozen Head (with Benjamin Lancaster!)

On the latest edition of "Escape From Tomorrow Done Right (Or At Least Less Wrong)" we discuss The Further Adventures Of Walt's Frozen Head and interview its writer-director, Benjamin Lancaster!

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Pirates Of The Caribbean: We Wants The Redhead! - STATE OF THE PARKS

24 hours early for my beloved patrons, watch me moderate a vigorous debate between two very special guests, as we discuss the pros and cons of the recent changes to Pirates Of The Caribbean's infamous auction scene. Are you #TeamEdgesword or #TeamTryhard?

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One Movie Later: Mary Poppins Returns

 Some Jerk With A Camera and friends discuss Disney's latest cash-grab sequel in which Mary Poppins returns, Mary Poppins Returns!

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One Movie Later: Ralph Breaks The Internet

Because my Twitter followers demanded it, Some Jerk With A Camera and friends present an internet video about a movie about the internet video about a movie about the internet video about a movie about the internet video about a movie about the internet video about a movie about the internet video about a movie about the internet video about a movie about the internet video about a movie about the internet video about a movie about the internet video about a movie about the internet video about ...

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Three Very Simple Words (Patreon Exclusive!)

As a special bonus for my Patreon patrons, here's a longer cut of the "Three Very Simple Words" montage from my recent Trumpbot video! (Minus the orange face effect)

 

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The Hall Of Presidents: Attack Of The Hideous Trumpbot! - STATE OF THE PARKS

Happy Halloween, beloved patrons! Everybody please VOTE on November 6!

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Warning about my next video

My next video will be another State Of The Parks episode about the Trump animatronic that was installed last year at Walt Disney World's Hall Of Presidents. It's a sort-of follow-up to the Trumpbot video I made in December 2016, but while that one was speculative, this one talks about the robot and the show we actually got, and I hope to release it before the end of the month. I feel I must offer fair warning to my beloved patrons that this video will be AGGRESSIVELY anti-Trump. Especially follo...

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Incredicoaster/Pixar Pier VLOG! (Patreon-exclusive extra-long version)

Exclusively available to YOU, my beloved Patreon patrons, here's an extra-looooong extended cut of my compadres and I blathering on for WAY too long about the new-ish Pixar Pier overlay at Disney California Adventure, and its new-ish signature attraction, The Incredicoaster!

I'll be releasing a much shorter version of this vlog publicly on Saturday the 15th - until then, please don't spoil anything about the one big scene in this (you'll know it when you see it).

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New Patreon Reward - I say your name!

Hey everybody! I've decided to shift things around a bit and add a new reward for my beloved Patreon patrons. Up until now, I've listed the names of everyone who pledged $10 or more per video as text on the screen. But from now on, you need only pledge $5 or more per video to see your name on the screen! But, if you ARE still willing to pledge $10 or more per video, from now on you'll also HEAR me personally thank you at the end of every video, ...

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One Movie Later - Christopher Robin

Because my Twitter followers demanded it, Some Jerk With A Camera and friends discuss Disney's 79th Winnie the Pooh-related product to be released since you started reading this sentence, the movie Christopher Robin! 

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Theme Park News of 2017 & 2018 (so far) - STATE OF THE PARKS

Took me a while to get to this one, didn't it? Here's me bullet-pointing all the miscellaneous theme park news stories of the past eighteen months or so.

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One Movie Later - Incredibles 2

 Some Jerk With A Camera and friends discuss the latest feature film from the multi-Oscar-award-winning director of the "Do The Bartman" video, INCREDIBLES 2! 

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One Movie Later - Solo: A Star Wars Story

Some Jerk With A Camera and friends discuss Lucasfilm's latest turducken of continuity from the director(s) of either The LEGO Movie and/or EdTV depending on the scene, SOLO: A STAR WARS STORY! 

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One Movie Later: Avengers Infinity War

 Some Jerk With A Camera and a WHOLE buncha friends discuss the latest sci-fi action adventure comedy fantasy espionage coming-of-age martial arts Norse mythology Afro-futurist space opera war movie from the directors of You Me And Dupree, AVENGERS: INFINITY WAR!

And, you can VOTE on a future One Movie Later subject right here: https://twitter.com/tonygoldmark/status/996284325267042304

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