This video is probably too full of naughty naked women and nasty ugly gore to ever be on youtube, even though the full movie is already on there. I don't know the rules. No one does. But that's fine because as i've surely made clear i don't need youtube, and i'd rather go straight to hell than ever censor a tit, it goes against my religion. My religion is tits.
This movie stars two detectives who seem to represent the duality of man, specifically the duality of this man. I've never felt...
2023-11-21 18:30:34 +0000 UTC
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This episode of the echo pod took forever because someone decided to give me a topic that could literally be anything. Sometimes there is freedom within the bounds of specificity, and paralysis in the infinite. I call that the Curse of The Endless. The point is some guy requested a topic so philosophically broad i had to record it half a trillion times just to get a recording that was under 3 hours.
Now when i click that guy's name it says he's not even here anymore. Oh I'm sorry, did m...
2023-11-18 18:32:21 +0000 UTC
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I'm dead. I fuckin full on just croaked while I was doing these so this is the last video today before me go Odin sleep. Or Dracula sleep, whatever. I'm too old for this shit. My soul hurts, my body is a broken pile of ruin, and my mind has stepped away from itself.
I go now to my coffin to rest for 100 years. If any rotten little children come knocking on my door for a candy snack or a tricky treat they'll be getting a nutritious knuckle sandwich and then death, handed out gorily.
2023-10-31 23:39:16 +0000 UTC
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This game has a dumb generic name that only brings to mind boring people arguing about stupid shit for years and years. But the game is actually awesome, and i bet you've never heard of it. Because i hadn't heard of it and I'm pretty sure I've heard of everything, including this now. Except i didn't hear of it, i discovered it on one of my expeditions, so that i could bring it back to the world and improve all your lives just like Mary Montague visiting the Ottoman empire and bringing back th...
2023-10-31 21:07:40 +0000 UTC
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This game is a fucking pile of dog shit, it sucks ass and blows at the same time. Maybe it gets better later, i don't know and i don't care because there's no excuse for this god awful prologue section. No excuse, no forgiveness. This stupid crap is so goddamn dark you can't see a thing in front of you let alone figure out where to go just to get to the fucking ISLAND.
You know, the titular Dead Island? The game is called Dead motherfucking Island and it starts out with a 45 minut...
2023-10-31 20:39:36 +0000 UTC
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I will go ON the record and say that dead rising is cool as fuck. Even with all the things about it that were annoying i played the shit out of it back in the day because it's a magical game all about the simple joys in life. Going around suplexing zombies, goofing off in the mall, and a little miracle called X-box 350 custom soundtrack. I wrote 350 by ,mistake, but it's funny to me so I'm not fixing it.
Good times, but it turns out that was literally a hundred years ago and i've been l...
2023-10-31 18:57:30 +0000 UTC
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The Resident Evil mansion is the all time king of scary houses, don't tell me Splatterhouse because that series in fact takes place in multiple houses. The Spencer Mansion is so cool if i had money i'd build it myself and cackle victoriously watching on a monitor as you all die in my various traps or get eaten by my steroid sharks in the basement.
Don't try to hide out around back in the spooky cabin, for in there you will be mercilessly pummeled by my skulking forest l...
2023-10-31 15:06:46 +0000 UTC
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Nobody in this bastard world ever told me this game rules. Or they did and i didn't listen. Or i did listen and i didn't care. Or maybe none of this matters at all because opinions are symptoms of the feeble-minded and spiritually weak. I don't know what i'm typing. This game good.
In the cold dark of space no one can hear you crap, and you'll be doing plenty of crapping, in your pants, when a necro-freak jumps out and gets ya. He growls, and then he gets you. Dead space is what's...
2023-10-25 06:36:16 +0000 UTC
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This is one of the dopest, coolest, scariest, ookiest, fucked uppest games ever to haunt the Playstation 2, and if you thought the power of playstation times 2 was mind-blowing, wait until you experience the combined might of the devilish double dude, yours truly and my own self too.
I bumbled and bungled this happy accident in the boofin booth and boofed it so hard i really goofed myself off. You'll hear what We mean. No one gets radder than me and myself, it's t...
2023-10-24 20:30:59 +0000 UTC
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I feel like i've been hearing about corpse party for centuries. This was one of the early RPG maker games to become a big cult hit. It spawned spin-offs, sequels, a manga, an anime, live action movies, and apparantly even a damn theme park ride. Fuck that, i won't even go into Spirit Halloween without a concealed weapon and a Mother Mary candle from the Latino mall.
This is one of those games that got as popular as a prom queen during the facecam lets play boom, and in this case that pr...
2023-10-24 19:45:24 +0000 UTC
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Because i respect both your time and my own carefully crafted image as a sentient being capable of rational and coherent thought, i made sure to cut at least 30 rambling minutes of me being hopelessly, belligerently stuck on what is quite possibly the easiest puzzle in the history of video games. I did however leave in the part of me getting Jill's heart-shaped Valentine can kicked to death by basic enemy dog. I'll take a pie to the face or split my pants any day, but never both in one episod...
2023-10-24 19:13:10 +0000 UTC
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Here's a panel-cast with some scary books. Self-explanatory. I ain't in no kind of mood to sit here and describe it to you. My sink decided to explode because I'm cursed and water loves me as much as I love Sobe Lizard Fuel and those Aloe drinks with the fruit chunks in them.
Does anyone know what the hell you're actually supposed to do while the repairman is in your house? Am i supposed to make conversation with this dude? I don't wanna put the TV on and have him hearing my shows, so i...
2023-10-24 18:12:06 +0000 UTC
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Scary Spooky Bullshit Time is here!
Time to feel some eerie fear!
This year see if you can spook me
with your scary spooky bullshittiest game, comic, or movie
Or something else, whatever i dont care
as long as its a frightful scare
if you pick some goddamn crap
that is not even ooky you will get a slap
and i will kill you gorily
so pay me and say me what h...
2023-10-05 11:03:13 +0000 UTC
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This bastard is still uploading, give it a minute if it doesn't show.
Anyway here's one of the good spin off Resident Evil games that i never got around to beating because my PS3 exploded with the disc still inside. It's been a literal decade of me thinking im gonna get around to fixing it one day, so i can get the disc out, and also save whatever stuff i had on that brick. Which i'm pretty sure was just a really hot lara croft desktop image and some prom photos. Those pictures of...
2023-10-01 04:59:57 +0000 UTC
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One more filthy fucking goddamn Death Stranding video before i devote the month to scary spooky bullshit instead of this moderately unsettling bullshit. It's got some spooky parts, and this is arguably one of them, so i guess technically it counts.
Here's one of the game's scary war boss fights against actor man who's name i don't remember oh wait i just remembered it but it's too late i am not altering this sentence. Sometimes the game decides to porter sam porter bridges against some ...
2023-10-01 04:53:17 +0000 UTC
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It's still September for another half hour but fuck September, September sucks. Let's get a head start on scary month with a scary game. It's another classic Resident Evil. But this one is only classic in the sense it's old. The scariest thing about Resident Evil 0 is the lack of a coherent inventory system, and the cumbersome ass player switching.
I think i posted a video of the train part of this pain train of a game at some point in the last year or 5. I don't remember, i live ...
2023-10-01 04:40:13 +0000 UTC
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Here's another wacky video exploring the wild fucking world of the 5 dollars i keep giving to nintendo every month to let me play this bizarre spattering of random of old games they have on here. Once i've played all of them i can finally achieve my lifelong goal of not giving nintendo 5 dollars anymore because i live in an age of uncertainty and im poor. I'm fairly certain i need my 5 dollars a hell of a lot more than some naked japanese business man at nintendo with his hot tub and his whor...
2023-10-01 04:24:36 +0000 UTC
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Sam Porter Bridges continues to lurch along on his quest to keep on rockin in the free world. This time he's really doing a "fat package". I don't remember why i called this episode that but it doesn't matter.
He probably drinks a monster and pees on someone while the baby poops and the goobadoops come out to goop on you. How many more ways can i possibly describe these things? No one knows for sure, but I intend to find out.
I know one thing for sure. My head hurts an...
2023-09-30 09:56:08 +0000 UTC
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This is something that would never happen to me as a child, but now that i'm grandpa aged it happens with more regularity than my visits to the outhouse. Like my grandpa before me wandering out of the house in his underpants and getting lost, i now often get lost in my gaming, wandering off and dropping games completely for no reason, before randomly returning to them years later, neither remembering nor caring how to play.
This video is mostly me slowly attempting to remember how to
2023-09-30 09:44:19 +0000 UTC
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Here's a cool game that's like a dark souls but with guns and also you get to make your own critter. Somewhere out there a terrible youtuber is probably calling this game "furry souls", hardee har har. Furries truly ruined everything. You can't even have a cool game where you can customize the colors of your cat-rabbit's dream coat without people calling it a fursuit.
It's not a furry thing. Get your mind out of the gutter. It's a normal, decent video game of my favorite genre, free one...
2023-09-30 09:32:26 +0000 UTC
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Meat. Meat. Meat. Meat. Meat. Meat. Meat. Meat.
No more. No more meat. My meat is beaten bloody and bruised from slapping and rapping. Rapping and Wrestling and Rockin and Rollin and Gaming and Gettin Rad, i'm such a busy man these days, my body's feelin bad.
Gosh i can't help but feel something was missing from this Chicago show. I can't put my finger on it. Like someone who was supposed to be there but got fired for shoving a nerd in a locker, cause keeping it real i...
2023-09-30 09:16:07 +0000 UTC
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Sorry that won't be a thing i'll never do it again.
I'm sure you all can't wait to hear me talk about the latest crimes of jungle boy but that's a whole separate thing, my rage is too powerful. You might remember AEW had their biggest show ever or something, somewhere...
2023-09-30 09:06:02 +0000 UTC
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Oh God, wrestling. I've had all the wrestling i can take this month. More than anyone should ever indulge in. 19 pay per views, 300 wrestlers died, a million people got fired, there were 50,000 backstage fights and i've been having my own adventures off screen that you ain't even tough enough to even hear about.
Right now i'm watching Christopher Lambert movies on tubi and trying to pause my internal wrestle crisis long enough to pay those gimmicks called bills by posting some scattered...
2023-09-29 10:39:40 +0000 UTC
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This is a very special episode about happens when you eat a massive magical brownie that your uncle gives you and try to record commentary on a video game. Apparently what happens is you crash into a bunch of trees, forget about doing commentary entirely, and eventually have to stop playing because the flashing screen and colorful graphics are sending you down a time-tunnel to Hell, and then you forget to play the game again for a literal year.
The big brownie in question wasn't actuall...
2023-09-01 04:58:31 +0000 UTC
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Still getting through the mountain of requests i foolishly took on from you dementors. Some of your requests have been decent or at the very least relatively painless, you get to live. Others have been horrible and i will kill you. Fortunately no one has to die today because this one is cool.
You know how every genre of music has a thousand sub genres and sub-sub-genres? It's never just rock n roll anymore it's gotta be correctly filed away under post-alternative math rock or some...
2023-09-01 01:43:36 +0000 UTC
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This is a more concise review than my usual rambling wrestling tirades for a number of reasons. One being that i barely cared about anything on this show and seeing Logan Paul come out first destroyed what little investment i would have had, so i spent the rest of the evening only occasionally looking up from my switch.
The other being this event is already old news and i have a million other wrestling things to talk about because wrestling is a world of insanity that never slows ...
2023-08-31 22:36:05 +0000 UTC
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OHHHHHH H aaaH HH I Got another fucking revyuew for u animals. HAve you ever fucking seen duckman? have you seen it? did you watch it. did you go to the couch in your home zone aand put on the tv in the 1990s and watch this fucking man who is a duck? If you did, GOOD. If you didn tt then thats bad. FUckin balls suck.
oh i jsut cant take living anymore. i cant accept life in this world in this way in this how things are today. everthing is fucking evil and putrid and bu...
2023-08-31 20:24:20 +0000 UTC
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Oh god this fucking game does not end. It does though. I swear it does. I literally thought this was the last episode of this cursed series because it's the last one uploaded, but it still doesn't get to the credits which means somewhere on my computer there's another huge chunk of footage before the end.
I deeply apologize for liking this monstrously tedious game so much that i recorded the entire fucking slow adventure. I knew not what i was doing. I never guessed that my brief livest...
2023-08-31 05:37:54 +0000 UTC
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At last, here be the final chapter of The Evil Within, the game that's 400 hours longer than it needed to be cause it doesn't know what it wants to be. Here in the last 20 minutes it decides it wants to be Kingdom Hearts for a little while cause why not, it's tried it's hand at being everything else.
So now I'm running up the side of a building, trying to dodge a bad hit detection wonky boss arm, only for it to then immediately switch gears again to an on rails rollercoaster turre...
2023-08-31 04:57:33 +0000 UTC
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The Artificial Intelligence apocalypse is upon us. But fear not. It's nothing compared to the Genuine Stupidity apocalypse that's been slowly happening all around us for decades. Hell, i've lived through an apocalypse every day of my life, it's called being broke in America and living in the hood. What's one more apocalypse for the pyre?
There's a content apocalypse going on too. Youtube is just thousands of the same loudmouth annoying cunts spewing shit and trying to cancel each ...
2023-08-30 01:41:40 +0000 UTC
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