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Losing My Mind In Ash Lake

Here's another part of my "regular dark souls" lets play attempt, which continues to get less and less regular with every episode. Here's a game you can play at home. Watch the previous Babadook Spook video i just posted, then watch this... which again i remind you is supposed to be the normal, non-insane one.... and try to determine if possible which one is more insane.

See the way these two simultaneous adventures mirror each other, descending in tandem down a self-reflective sinkhole...

Depression Spook

After 10,000 years of constant torment Babadook Spook has finally hit his breaking point. In this episode we see the darkest unraveling of the darkest mind. Babadook Spook has been lost in Lordran for so many endless cycles he doesn't even know who he is anymore. He doesn't know his ass from a hole in the ground and he doesn't know his brain from a poopy toilet or something. 

Struggling to hold on to some semblance of self in the nihlistic nightmare he inhabits, Babadook Spook begi...

WRESTLING! - Royal Rumble 2019

Now that you've seen my (far superior) stupid character rumble, i can at last regale you with my oh so captivating rants and ravings about this year's actual Royal Rumble. I would write a longer post for this, but all i have to say is contained within the run time of this podcast/review/series of increasingly petty tirades, and also I just gave myself an aneurysm by coughing so hard i blew the back of my brain out. I just love wrestling so much it makes my precious brain-meat rattle around in...

Stupid Character Rumble

This is a video i've wanted to make forever. I'm shocked at how well it turned out in terms of the order of entrants and who eliminated who. A great rumble pays off multiple stories while building multiple new ones and that certainly seems to be the case here. Truly this will go down as one of the most legendary, and legendarily silly rumbles in history. 

This Rumble was made using WWE2K16, which i found more or less adequate for my needs as a mutant-wrangling wrestle-merc...

Sad Boi Celebrates New Years.

Here's my weirdly personal bittersweet feels-fest of a 3 weeks late New Years video because I am the MathewMatosis of seasons and holidays. I did actually get this written and recorded before new years, it was meant to be up either on New Years Eve or New Years Day. But then editing took forever because it was too scary and i needed to hide in the dark every day watching old WCW pay-per-views in bed while contemplating my twisted wreck of a life and growing a big bushy beard, which in fact is...

Roasting Miley and Ranting about... something.

Here's my fuckin hilarious dipshit youtube roast video where i fuckin complain about miley cyrus and jimmy fallon being a bunch of fuckin hollywood fuckin liberals or some fuckin shit. Sadly once again i've mistakenly been too funny and accidentally caused half the comments to be people discussing how sad i am and how worried they are about me. I mean... thanks? 

Also i'm sorry it took like 6 days to remember to post this on patreon, time has no meaning for me anym...

Onion Man

Here's part 3 of Regular Dark Suls, which at a certain point stops being so regular thanks to the introduction of a horrible new character that hopefully will never be seen again.

I don't even know what this series is anymore. It started off regular, then part 2 devolved into a weird dark bit about being miserable and blowing up the world with a cart full of cake or something, then in this one it briefly almost goes back back to being regular before taking a strange but inevitable detou...

Christmas With Superman

Merry christmas HEreS a VIDEO about SOOPerMAN. 

I guess this is sort of, kind of a sequel to my "Christmas Specials That Rule" video from a hundred years ago. This year the topic is Justice League. What it'll it be next year? Muppet Christmas Carol, The episode of Lost where Desmond calls Penny by the Christmas Tree, any one of the 40 different Doctor Who Christmas episodes? Or will my life have been mercifully put to an end by then? No one knows for sure, but I intend to find out....

Absurdly Depressing Dark Souls Rant

Holy crap. What the hell is this and what have I done? 

This is part 2 of my "Regular Dark Souls" lets play adventure, wherein i forego the horrifying character Babadook Spook to instead attempt making regular, normal commentary. In other words these videos are me trying to just be myself, if that's even possible anymore. The result is somehow even more horrifying and black and depressing than anything Babadook Spook himself could have come up with. Shit. 

The idea h...

Babadook Spook Vs. Pinwheel

It's the battle of the millenium but not really, it's just fuckin Pinwheel. Here we have the repulsive Babadook Spook, so hideously rotten, at long last exploring the hellish catacombs where he was always meant to arrive. There he will encounter skeletons or something, a guy who sucks, and even a boss. Wow, what an eventful evening in the life and times of the worst bastard ever. 

Laugh. Laugh at this freakish, hellish, helly man. Point at him. Hate him. For he exists to take on your sins...

Stupidly Rambling About Supernatural.

Here's a video about a show that i watched 50,000 episodes of over like 2 months. Its the best show ever and i hope you enjoy me babbling about it. Carry on, wayward hams.

Reasons I love Autumn.

Hey it's december, here's a video about autumn because i don't know. 

It's pretty self explanatory so i don't know what to write here. 

I made a video, i tried to make it funny with good jokes, i hope you like it. Now winter is upon me and I return to my grave. 

Goodbye, stupid world. Leave me to die in my many sweaters. 

360 No Scope Spook

In this episode Babadook Spook... actually accomplishes a lot, despite promising not to. I guess he loves breaking promises even more than he loves wasting people's time. 

God, just look at him. Pure evil. Pure horror. Pure destruction. He's ugly incarnate.

On a serious note, thank you for enjoying these ridiculous babadook spook videos. I constantly think these are way too stupid and yet somehow people are always positive about them. 

Regular Dark Sul

Here's my attempt at an actual regular dark souls lets play sort of video thing. I know you've seen me play this game a billion times but here i'm playing it without any weird characters except myself. I don't know if that makes it better or worse, but i guess you're about to find out. If you hate it, babadook spook will return, but if you like it, babadook spook will also return. Nothing can kill him but here's a break from that nonsense. 

How to be a fuckface with Babadook Spook

Here's what the people really crave. Another horrifying and contemptible chapter in the ongoing nightmare of Babadook Spook's wretched time in Lordran. In this episode he maybe dies or something. Probably not for good though. Is there any artifact in this or any of the 9 hells powerful enough to truly kill the Babadook Spook? No one knows for sure, but probably no. 

Remembering Arnold's Thanksgiving.

Oh man i'm really sorry, i guess no one liked that DBZ video shit fuck ah crap. Probably should have saved it for a later post. Well here's an actual video that's like... more good. I think. Or at least less bad. 

Here's me rambling about Hey Arnolds thanksgiving special complete with actual editing for once. And by actual editing i mean weird editing. 

I've wanted to make a video about this episode forever, but it never got made because i always assumed i would have to make a ...

Comfy DBZ Oatmeal Video

I mean at least i hope this qualifies as comfy. It was either this or a babadook spook video, so between the two this seemed the more Thanksgiving appropriate. Or at least the less scary. Slightly less scary. 

I sincerely hope this is entertaining and fun and not a completely horrible nightmare. 

I also sincerely hope you all have a happy thanksgiving. 

Give praise to The Stuffing Man and he'll come down your chimney, along with his friends Chief Maize and Captain Cr...

The T.A.R.D.I.S. Show

Well I sure do hope you like Doctor Who casue here's some of that. It's Two Awesome Radical Dudes In Space. It's a show, and it's good. Hopefully. 

Groot Genocide

You poor fools, you all love the babadook spook so much. You fell for his charms and forgot he is a being of pure EVIL. Now we all must pay the price, for this villainous monster-man has found the forest of Groots and now i fear none will survive. Just another day in the life for one who commits 5 genocides before breakfast, and that's on a slow day! 

Will anyone save us? No. It's too late. We've let the Babadook Spook in, seduced by his dark allure and his malevolent warlock charisma, no...

Gettin Flexile with Babadook Spook (exclusive)

aaaaaaaahhhh oooooh Heeeyyy whats up its Me tHE bABdADook fuckign SPOOkk and todaAY i Am WrtiITing The Write UP i donT SpEll so good because i AM YOOSING ancient grammers from ancient Grimoires that have bEEn foRGotten bY mODern WEAK socIETY. ThIS iS ThE tRUE Way To WRitE WorRDS to SUmmoN DEmoNS or SOmetihng. 

Shut The FUcj Op I AM TEH TRUEST DEMON BAECAUSE I AM A WAZORD. 

InT HEiS EPiSXODE My HORRIBL AdvEnutRE CONTUVER. 

GOOD GOD  I MEAN NO  I AM EVIL AND ...

Hereditary is HELLY (and I'm Gone Till November)

Ah yes, Scary Spooky Bullshit month, that magical time of the year when i make scary spooky videos about scary spooky stuff because it's October or something. You may have noticed that my scary spooky october videos seem to have slowed down. Well there's a good reason for that. I'm not home, I ran away. I am literally 1000 miles away from my workstation, and i ain't coming back till Turkey Time.

I had planned for Scary Spooky Bullshit to last all month, with not just videos about co...

The Monster (and shirts)

Ohh i cant even keep track of these anymore. Here is the one about the monster and here is the one about the shirts and fucking oh goodness me. 

Scary Spooky intro:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i-H90EWTci4

All I Need/Wake In Fear:

https://www.youtube.c...

The SCARIEST Ninja Turtles episode.

Boo. Here's a random episode of a 30 year old cartoon that i think about all the time for no reason. The time the turtles had to fight HR Giger Alien Meatball Monsters. It's scary... or something.

You better be loving all these videos because if you don't then you're not a scary or a spooky, just a regular old bullshit. And a regular old bullshit can never be a scary spooky bullshit. And that's a fate worse than death. As a nerd once said "Cowa-Fucking-Piece-Of-Dog-Shit". 

The Scary Continues

The festivities contuvre. here are the channel zero, and digging up the marrow videos. And im going to keep these posts updated with the full playlist. You'll also see that some Babadook Spook videos are being uploaded, but you saw those weeks ago because you are patrons and are better than normal people. Todays video has the scariest thing of all, copyright violations. So while i work on figuring out how to get that one up here are these ones. 

Scary Spooky intro:

2018-10-12 16:49:39 +0000 UTC View Post

Scary Spooky Bullshit!

oh boy oh boy oh scary stuff 

oh lordie lordie we are in the fuck

spooky dooks are jumping out at us

scary spooky bullshit

That's the theme song, it needs work. Anyways here's a month long avalanche of videos to make my stupid car payments wi- i mean to shock and entertain you all. 

here's a review of a movie i saw that was not good and made me bored. Hopefully me complaining about it for 6 minutes is less boring than actually watching it for 90 min...

Weeb Rap 2018

Here is my fashionably late contribution to the 2018 edition of Ninoh's anime youtuber rap battle thing. At least i think it's Ninoh's idea. I honestly know absolutely nothing about any of these people or their nerdy little community. All i know is that every year a bunch of anime youtubers that i've never heard of and will never watch make a bunch of bad raps, and every year i destroy them all without even trying. Except for last year, when i forgot to post one because i was busy not giving a c...

Failed Valkyria Finale

Wow what a surprise my "no-death run" of valkyria chronicles lasted all of 3 episodes and went absolutely nowhere. Who saw that coming except everyone in the world?

If i remember correctly at the end of this episode digi went out to have a smoke and call his girlfriend, and he was gone for like 40 minutes so i got bored and started watching an anime that i think was about Little Red Riding Hood or something, and then he came back and it was on so we ended up watching the whole show and never p...

Summer Sanderz

In this episode Babadook Spook continues to degrade mentally and at this point is only barely remembering to be spooky as he rambles from topic to topic like one who is suffering from a combination of 80s drugs and dementia. 

Come one and all to hear Babadook Spooks hot takes on such topics as:

Summer Sanders

The Angry Beavers

The story of Achilles

Having a black heart

Having no heart

"tuskalopogus"

Raping your wife and parents

Pa...

BBABDODOOK SPOOOOoOOk

Ah crap it's that time of year again, the time of year for for scary spooky bullshit, and nothing exemplifies scary, spooky, and bullshit like that idiot, The Babadook Spook. 

Man i really went full retard in this one and i can almost guarantee it only gets more inane. 

Get ready for Spooktober everyone, all i can say is it's going to be stupid. 

i love you. Babadook Spook might not love you, but i do. He loves nothing. Except for the act of loving nothing, which he ...

Valkyria Bros Continues

You know this game has a sequel now wow i didnt even know that i mean i know that i mean its had sequels before it had a bunch of psp sequels but no one played those there's also this sort of kind-of sequel called valkyria revolution that i bought but havent played yet so i dont know what it is but also theres a full on valkyria chronicles 4 now on ps4. shit. 

oh boy oh boy ha ha good times bad times its all the same no wait no it isnt that doesnt make sense fuck. 

Crap, my who...