endlessjess

K-On The Movie

Here's the horrifying 5th episode of the miserable 2nd season of this nightmarish series. In this episode everyone dies or cries or turns to shit or something. I am in hell but what else is new. I've also been watching Dragonball Super and it's fucking great, but that's beside the point. I only have 3 percent battery on this laptop to write this blog or blurb or whatever it is. Hows it going, patrons? I'm in hell ah shit i already said that. Ha ha no i am legitimately extremely depressed it's no...

Fuck, The Police (song)

Fuck it, i was saving this for later but i have too much stuff that'll never be seen for precisely that reason. 

I penned this dope little ditty for the mad bull pleeb and the weeb episode, but i liked it so much i decided it was too good for the pleeb and the weeb and would in fact make a great fit for my eventual 4th rap album in my planned grand 6 album trilogy. But i haven't even made the first 3 yet so that's gonna be a while. 

I swore to myself i wouldn't release any cont...

Barbie Nightmare (Patreon Exclusive)

Another month, another fond thank you to all the cool patrons here, with a hilarious patron exclusive barbie lets play thing. 

Episode 6 of the pleeb and the weeb is currently done, but i can't post it because i haven't finished episode 5 yet. I know that's retarded and makes no sense but that's just the idiotic way i do things. I was dead set on getting 4 episodes out this month but i got 2 out, whatever shit. I'll have the season done by the end of the year mark my words. 

I ...

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The neverending nightmare in meme land is back. In this episode i get beaten at my own game by The Man in the Tiny Hats himself, Mr. Munchy J. Trump. What could be more wholesome and family friendly than a review of the beloved Kirby anime?

Don't forget to also enjoy this hypnotic bouncing manifesto of racism and sex-rage that is the official national anthem of dream land as deemed by God Emperor Kirby. 

2017-11-16 08:21:16 +0000 UTC View Post

I'm in a scary movie!

Remember the Buttchugger? Mr. Cody La Rue? Well way back in the Before Time we and some other friends started a small production company together with the intention of making cool horror-comedy short films. We never got around to actually making any though and our careers took us separate ways. 

I (stupidly) chose to spend more time working on my somewhat blossoming but never actually blossoming youtube career, and ended up wasting a decade of my life becoming an insane monster working wi...

Brundle-Flies, Dinosaurs, and Scary Bats

Spooky month is almost over but i still have spooks to give. If there's anything spookier than camera phone lets plays of scary sega genesis games then I don't want to know what it is. It's just like being back in 1994, or 2007!

First up is our 2-part adventure through the cool nightmare of Splatterhouse 2. 

Part 1 is hilarious and full of jokes. Part 2 is an agonizing nightmare of me getting uncomfortably angry at the stupid scary-bat final boss who i still maintain is a fucking pi...

This is (Not) The Rocky Horror Picture Show

Ho Ho Ho it's time for HOWL-O-FuRTER tHe CooLeST HOWL-IDAY In Town! Im a fucking WOof Man HOWWWWWLLLLLLLLLLLL

Here's a Not Review of a Not Rocky Horror made-for-TV-Shit-Show that no one asked for and which should not be. A heartless farce which features

0 Columbia Nipples

17 Commercial Breaks

7 Ads Literally On The Screen 

0 Believable Performances 

0 Reasons To Exist

3 Cast Members Chosen For Diversity Reasons As Opposed to Being Right For The Rol...

Music Videos and RE5

Praise the lord, The two songs featured in PLeebe weebb episdoe 2 are now posted as their own videos for your convenience, as well as available to download. 

Sushi Swine

Video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fEagB8gwD3A

Download: https://endlessjess.bandcamp.com/

Woah, Those Tits!

Video: 2017-10-28 23:16:56 +0000 UTC View Post

Da PLeb and Tha Weeb Brave 6 Flowerss

Oh god I forgot to even put this here. This is episode 2 of that show i do. Episode 3 wont take as long. Forgive the short post, busy dying. 

I AM THE HIGHLANDER I'M SCROOGE MCDUCK

Just… a little… bit… longer….

I really hoped i could get the next Pleeb/Weeb episode out by the end of this month. But here we are once again on the 30th and me having to scramble to find something remotely palatable to hold you over. As always your patience is appreciated. In fact my appreciation for said patience is dwarfed only by my seething righteous contempt for those who do not possess it. 

I’m glad everyone liked my dumb little Doctor Who video last we...

Jumping Flash Conclusion

AHHHH FUCK. Remember like 2 or 3 months ago when i posted that lets play from 7 or 8 months ago with Dgibrop and BestGAyOMvER And probably Beb Samt or someone too. Well there's a second part, it was right here the whole time, behind this glass that says "break-glass-in-case-of-emergency-video-shortage."  Thank God this Hamboi is always prepared, what would I do without me. 

I don't even remember what we talked about it in this one, it's probably all outdated and wrong and I stand by ...

I HAVE AN OPINION ABOUT DOCTOR WHO!

Holy crap i actually made a video before the end of the month for once, does this mean The Elusive Endless One is finally back to being a semi-consistent content machine? Will the next Pleeb and The Weeb episode be released this month? Have your prayers been answered? 

No. 

Depends. 

And let me assure you, no one hears your prayers. 

No one's looking out for you. Everything even remotely good that happens is but a minor and all too brief statistical accide...

Scary Guy

AAAAAAAHHHH HERE'S A SPOOKY FREESTYLE RAP ITS REALLY SCARY IN FACT ITS TOO SCARY DONT EVEN LISTEN TO IT SHIT!

*Edit*

Wait, fuck i was just informed this song is disgusting and horrible fuk im sorry. umm...

Patreon Exclusive Blue Glow Thing

I was saving this alongside like 50 other blue glows to start releasing on an actual schedule eventually but for now you patrons get to see it before anyone else i guess. It might be too weird to actually make public cause its filmed in fucking actual blue glow idiot vision but it's pretty funny i think it's just for you i love you all you're the best holy shit wow cool.  AAAhhh

Panel-Cast - Drunk and Terrible (Patreon Exclusive)

I'm not even sure if this is coherent enough to actually post, I'll have to decide in the morning but for now i'll just keep it unlisted and give it to you patrons as an exclusive i don't know what the fuck im doing. Who knows the world might never even see this and it'll be all yours cause i like you so much holy shit. 

Not a Review: The Handmaids Tale

Wowie! It's the end of the fucking month again, you know what that means, time for me to swallow my pride and force myself to vomit up a few incredible masterpieces despite my overwhelming disgust for the entirety of the internet and every dim-witted, disingenuous dipshit on it. Not you patrons, of course, you're all geniuses and heroes. That's why you get these nice paragraphs reminding you how much I appreciate your support and that without it i would never be seen or heard from again because ...

Furnace Room July

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Shit Rot: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wLB09ukJmVs

Scary Bat 3: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4yMm8ldCeHY

Unboxing: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=htn0Aofvkv0

Jumping Flash 2 With The Boiz

Look, I know I suck. You know I suck. This has been the crappiest and least productive month (or year if I'm being honest) of my life. Pleeb and The Weeb episode 2 is coming along I swear. I hate myself and I want to die. I'm gonna go broke if I don't post something so here's a big lets play i was saving in case of emergency. Digi's in it. Nate's in it. Munchy and Ben are in it, I think. I'm pretty sure it's good.

I hope this joyful robot-rabbit game contains enough yucks to satisfy or at leas...

Freedoms and Stuff

Okay real talk I was going to do a sweet theme month for July like how Best Guy Ever did with MIAMAFV and Hippo did with the Dark Souls stuff, but instead it somehow took me like 9 days to make a 4th of July video so I think I'm just gonna have to put the cool theme month off until August. It's gonna be so cool you guys I swear. In the meantime I guess I'll focus the rest of this month on maybe actually finishing a Pleeb and the Weeb episode. 

Anyways here's the two 4th of july videos I m...

Brony Tales returns for some reason!

Yes, it's the return literally no one asked for! Why did this happen? I don't know. I just randomly started yelling into the empty spot on my desk where my microphone used to be, and Digi happened to be there drinking beer by the coffee table where the microphone actually was, and by our powers combined we were.... these fars from the mic. 

If you want pony related content that isn't an ungodly clusterfuck of questionable quality then don't forget to listen to the po nee cast every week b...

Furnace Room - June

Here's the furnace room videos i did this month, except for the e3 one which got its own post because it took some actual work and i got a wicked tummy/headache from hotboxing that 2 dollar cigar in the closed ass tiny ass gross ass dusty ass shit ass furnace room. 

First up in this collection is Summertime. This is a song I wrote about how profoundly miserable I am literally every waking moment of this hellish abyss called my life and the only thing that makes me feel like a human being ...

Tekken 7 W/ Digi

Digi came to my house and we fucked around in a bunch of video games for like a week and made 500 blue glows, this is the first of that session. There is bears in this video it's pretty cool. 

Not a Review: F is for Family

Here's a video about a good show! I like you!

E3.

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No wait that's a bad description let me write a better one. Umm so Digi was here for a about a week and we made a bunch of cool stuff and after he left i resumed my duties chronicling my adventures in the furnace room. This video is a bit more of a "video" video than most furnace room videos which is why it...

Pirates 5 Adventure

Here's a complete retelling of one of my actual adventures in the real world. Using all my force of will I was able to astral project a goop body out of my brain and go to the movies while i remain trapped in da furniz rum. Or something. 

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Seeing Wonder Woman today, maybe I'll do a video about that too, who knows. 

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this is a game i played with spehirioth in it oh fuck i have to pee. 

okay im back this is a fighting game its pretty fun you can play as characters like spehclc cloud atitfa vf

final fantasy

i lied i actually didnt even get up to go pee yet so i dont know why i said im back i still havnt peed. 

ok here i go. 

ok now im back for real. 

here is a video of a video game on the inter...

Furnace Room - May

Hey everyone, it's MIAGOFR (MAYbe I'll Actually Get Out of The Furnace Room)! As you know I've been trapped in here since Shinobi 3 something something remember when that whole thing happened? It was a couple of months ago i don't know I'm hazy on the details myself. But the point is I'm in the furnace room that's the story its canon I swear this all has a point it'll pay off eventually it's all really deep and will change your life when it's over. Trust me. I've done this before. 

2017-05-31 16:40:37 +0000 UTC View Post

Skullmonkeys!

Hey, remember Radcon? Here's some of that like 6 months later.  We all hambois sat digis room in had hamboi had skullmonkey video hamboi game in digi room. we all good got game we always got games. fucking skullllmonkjhkjyyyttyututtt. 

Sorry having a stroke. 

This is a full playthrough of the whole entire game we did it we had a complete skullmonkey adventure its the most wholesome video of all time enjoy. 

Comfy.

Continuing my spree of getting as much content out as I possibly can in this brief window of respite before people start nagging me for the next Pleeb/Weeb episode again, I've penned yet another true story from my actual life, this time I'm giving you a smooth groove peak into my most personal and intimate of affairs. Basically it's a song about how I deserve to be worshipped as a fucking deity for somehow getting laid despite living in a subterranean Hellscape and sleeping on a slanted mattress...