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Donatello Hijacks My Channel.

Someone tweeted at me 2 days ago to do a video about World Turtle Day which I didn't even know was a thing so this is all his fault. Donny showed up and started recording this bullshit and I couldn't stop him. To be honest I didn't really make much of an effort to stop him because I've been dealing with all these retarded characters so long I don't even care anymore. Help. Let me out. 

Birthdays and Glass

I posted these last week but I didn't want to patron them until after Pleeb and The Weeb was out.  I like to space out my videos so that the first patreon post of the month is the greatest and most powerful. Like a big cum, followed by gradually smaller aftershocks or "pussy tremors" as they're called in my Erotic Economics classes. 

First up is the paradoxically long anticipated yet completely unexpected follow-up to an old classic. Predicted by me and no one else. It's Fuck Glass: ...

The Pleeb and The Weeb - Accel World

The Nuclear Ham-Bomb has arrived. Can the world's collective virgin burst hole survive it's cataclysmic forced entry? It better, because this is but the first of a 10 episode season, and it only gets more powerful and deadly from here. Yeh best start believin' in The Pleeb and The Weeb Season 2, Miss Turner, YER IN ONE. 

This episode features the Professional Shitbag himself, Geff "Incarnate System" Thoo as our unassuming guest who came in expecting to do an anime analysis show and had no...

Jesse and Victor Skate Again!

And here we come to the last of the Jesse and Victor Tony Hawk Adventures from Radcon 2, and this one is actually viewable! Fear not, I'm sure the sk8er bois will reunite eventually, after all, there's at least 50 more Tony Hawk games!

Panel-Cast Returns!

The Panel-Cast has finally graduated from PCP Podcast Boot Camp and made it's way home to my own channel with a Giant Sized new episode. 

In this issue we go over the latest X relaunch, X-men Blue and X-men Gold, and address the hot controversy surrounding the radicalized nut who drew it. Then we switch it up with some fresh movie news, discussing Guardians 2, Spider-Man Homecoming and Thor Ragnarok before tackling the oldest mystery of all, what's the difference between a GodStorm and a ...

Not a Review: Breath of The Wild

I did it, i somehow made a red hot critical analysis of a popular video game in-between marathoning Cheers and banging my hot caucasion tavern wench, and only 2 months late! At this superhuman rate of production we might even see The Pleeb and The Weeb sometime this century! Right alongside my 11 books, 17 albums, and blu-ray dvd boxset as well as the continuation of the Shinobi 3 mini-saga up to and including the ultimate final fucktackular conclusion of the entire 7 year Footwear/Horseshoe/Kay...

2 Part Wrestlemania Nightmare

Every year I do a long vlog on the wrestlemania festivities and every year I deeply regret it, this year was perhaps the most DEADLY of all because.. well... you'll see. 

Part 1: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nvivd32na5E

Part 2: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EZ2Mh0SGtGk

Stuff I didn't get to: ...

Euro Truck Simulator and Tony Hawk 3

Dear God what a nightmare. I posted part 3 of me and vic's wonderful journey through the tony hawk series today but it was immediately iddedideded 8 fucking times by youtube copyright fuckery and the file is too big to upload anywhere else so fuck it, half of you probably cant even see it its blocked in like 5 countries its not my fault its youtubes fault i wanna die. 

 Since I didn't want to patron a video half of you probably can't even see I went ahead and recorded an extra lets p...

The St. Patrick's Day Massacre

This is a video so ahead of it's time it had to be sealed in a vault for 3 years. Me and some friends (Mr. Buttchugger Cody La Rue himself among them) got together to get drunk and record dumb skits, almost none of which made any sense and for the most part the night was an incomprehensible drunken disaster. Oldschool fans might recognize some of this footage from having made it's way into one of my old Horseshoe Reviews, but at long last the world can witness the entire spectacle in all it's ca...

Tony Hawk 2 w/Victor

I'm finally releasing my radcontent, here's me and victor having a chill sleepover and slowly realizing that tony hawk 2 is a fucking nightmare. 

oh god help help help help help no no no oh dear oh dear oh dear tony hawl skaeboshg

you got me runnin in a cyclone you got me runnin in a cyclone you got me runnin in a cyclone you got me running in a cyclone

Thank You, JR

Multiple Me: The Endless Jess OST

Behold the real soundtrack to my actual life. This album is my first collab with the exceptionally talented Sick Rick. It came from me rambling incoherently in an effort to describe song concepts and sounds in my head. The idea was to have a series of theme songs or leitmotifs corresponding to some of the different channels, personas, and what have you that i've given up my life for over the years.  I gave Rick descriptions like

"A lonely cowboy campfire song but the lonely cowboy is also...

Logan and The Continuity Bubble (Amazing Comics Returns!)

Here's a DRY AS FUCK analysis video about a MOVIE I LIKE and the comics it's based on THAT I ALSO LIKE. 

#ANALYSIS

#ACTUALCONTENT

#NOTEVENMETA

Shinobi 3: Can I Beat It?

Are you a bad enough dude to survive the Shinobi 3 Saga? Are you hardcore enough? Are you prepared mind body and soul to follow the path of the ninja? Or are you thrice a fekkin betch? It's time to find out once and for all, the answer to the question no one asked. Who wins? Endlett Je, or Shinobi 3? 

This saga will span multiple videos, or something. Probably. Umm. here's some lets plays. 

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Sims 3 is my nightmare.

dear god im dyin.  I tried to do a sims but was too scary

Cast of The 7 GodSSAAANNNSSS

In this stream of cunt-iousness cluster fuck i finally learn the truth about the Undertaler's Secret origin. It's all a nightmare. SSSSSAAAANNNNSSSSSSS.

The Ani-Masochist Reviews: Ninja Scroll

A tribute eons in the making, and a cautionary tale about the dangers of not beating Shinobi 3. 

My Japanese Animes: Ninja Scroll

Here's the first of what may well end up being thousands of videos by me about the 4th greatest movie ever made, Ninja Scroll.  It also serves as a cautionary tale about one of the greatest threats to our national security, swords. 

Sick Bars

Here's an inane rap that i freestyled at some point between 3-7 days ago and then made a gross video for in between bouts of aids riddled unconcsiousness. I hope everyone enjoys my rpaps aoer shdih sbds 

The Rest of The Fuckin Tomb Raider

Dear God im so sorry this whole month has been such a clusterfuck all this shit is ass, i mean im pretty sure this lets play is pretty great but i was gonna split it up into little watchable chunks, but i just cant i just cant i just canr here's the whole goddamn rest of it all at once in a 5 hour block im so sorry ugh im dea d. 

This was recorded at the first radcon with gibbon. he managed to get it all upploaded on his channel months ago but i forgot and now its too late oh god its too ...

Radcon Stuff I'm in

Oh yeah, remember Radcon? ah a haaaahaa

Yes. We did it. I assume by now everyone's rested up after returning from Radcon but for me it's like I'm still adrift in a turbulent and uncaring world without reason.

I came home to a flooded basement and dealing with that has been my entire life ever since. I'm sick and all my stuff is destroyed and I havn't even gotten a chance to decompress yet let alone begun to get any work done. I apologize for my wretched nightmare life inconveniencing you...

My Japanese Animes: Yuri On Ice

oh god. Well I'm finally back from radcon and completely dead inside :D

If you've been following the haps on the twitter and instagram or whatever you know that i came back to a massive flood that ruined everything i own. But that's just the tip of the iceberg of my life falling apart as I now have to move all my shit out of the basement and am also getting sued for reasons that im too exhausted to type cause i have to have all my shit out within like 3 hours from now. All of this while someho...

Panel-Cast - Harley Quinn, Dark Knight 3

here's a panel-cast its really funny and informative or something i dont know i have to go the airport now bye. 

Fuck Christmas

dear god what am i doing im supposed to be at radcon but the planes i couldnt get on the planes oh god why heres a video i guesss ugghhhhhhh

Floozy Fantasy XV

My FFXV Adventure continues as Boozy Floozy descends into a new realm of madness. 

I'm Gay XV

Christmas Levels I Like

Merry Xmas patornonronons. I mad u sumfink Xtra Stoopid.

Not a Review: Final Fantasy XV

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Puppy Dog Boi

Yes. My retarded puppy rap now has a video to go along with it. I'm currently disputing a copyright thing from the growlithe foundation so watch it now before it gets blocked. 

Let me tell you how this song came about, and also give an update on things. There hasn't been a whole lot of content from Old Uncle Endless lately, at least not by my standards. That's because the Real Life Lizard snuck up on me and caught me with it's sticky tongue. Even now i am trapped, slowly being ...

Puppy Dog Boi

Ending the month with my dope new sounds. This is a tale of love and tragedy. I true story from my many adventures.