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Tomb Raider part 6, and 7.

There's two of these today. for a combined total of 1 million hour video. congraturuatin.


6

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LlEkAYT7DmE


7

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QbkrANxZRYo

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Fuck Thanksgiving

Oh god im making tha videos oh holy shit thanksginivnving

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Beer Quest: The Boozy Floozy Saga


Behold, not 1, not 2, but 9 new episodes of Beer Quest. And look, I have a guest! This sober suzy had no idea what boozy fate awated her. Now she haunts the corridors of my room forever, a boozy floozy. Her innocence? Taken. Her dignity? Gone. That's the price one pays to embark on the Beer Quest.

https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL6VvVomVx7WFINJNmzsXAwCBZ_lF6pXal View Post

Giant Size Panel-Cast

welcome to comiccccccccccccccccccccccsssssssssssss

can't... do.. write up. Am actually dying. 

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Fuck em 2016

Let me tell you people about one of the saddest things I've ever seen in my life. 

Last night I saw a very good friend of mine put her face in her hands and break down in tears because Trump won the stupid election. Because a fat loser won a game show. Because one wealthy psychotic war mongering criminal beat another wealthy psychotic war mongering criminal. That was a devastating emotional blow to her. 

That's what I'm talking about in this video. It's truly fucking depressing...

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Avenging Spook and A Terrifying ReVEuough

Oh god I'm so sleepy. I didn't want Halloween to be over so i made more videos. Quick, enjoy them before i pass out and die and November comes to make them not cool anymore. 

First i did a blue glow of the ultimate in ghost game technology. First released on the game boy a thousand years ago this game was a good game and it was about a spirit who avenges. It's called avenging spirit and it rules. It's from the baby times . 1 Million years before the current times. I was a baby and I inven...

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Fuck Halloween 2: Electric Spookaloo

My blood-grudge against Samhain continues this year as I brave the unholy grounds of my local Halloween Store. Gaze in horror as a simple attempt to partake in the spirit of the autumn harvest becomes a nightmarish descent into a dark valley of high prices and higher socially anxious misanthropy. What is the price of spooky masks and silly hats these days? About 100 dollars, your mortal soul, and an undeserved walk of shame into eternal social exile. 

Fun fact: This isn't even the onl...

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Panel-Cast 2: Extra Stupid Edition

Here's a big, long android dong of an absurdly absurd edition of panel-cast that for some ungodly reason  i can't explain took 4 days to make. There's a lot of yucks and a lot of fucks in this one, as the combined power of really good comics, and really shitty ones seems to have snapped my mind in twain. If you come to me for passionate rants and utter lunacy you might finally get your fill with this 90 minute madman's tirade. 

There was a lot of rambling in this one and even more ed...

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Forgotten Masterpiece - Fuck Toddlers

INTRO

Welcome 5 dollar and up patrons to the long awaited first of many Forgotten masterpiece posts just for you. Somebody finally noticed that I haven't delivered on this yet and sent me a message telling me to get off my ass and pay what I owe. 


As i've mentioned I have a massive vault full of videos that were postponed, abandoned, or never made it to youtube for whatever reason. Some of these are fully written, some are fully filmed, some are even ...

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ButtChugger Blog - Weekly Newsletter #2

Salutations, Patron Nation. And welcome all Buttchugg Brothers to the only weekly Patreon exclusive newsletter from the only Boi that matters, the Endless boi. Somehow i managed to pick up some new patrons this week (probably from all that hanging around being hilarious, smart, cool, and handsome i do) so a fond salute to you generous newbies and welcome to the secret society of giving me money. As far as secret societies go it's in the top 3 easy (the other 2 being Trump supporters and the Roya...

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PANEL-CAST: Amazing Comics Weekly

I warned you all it was high time for a never ending comics crusade. Here's the amazing first edition of the amazing Amazing Comics podcast spin off. Amazing. 

Finally i can get all this weekly comic rage off my chest. And by rage i mean love. The purest rage of all. I love comic books because I'm a little baby boy and i live in a house with 10 sisters and it's called The Loud House on Nickelodeon. It's a show based on my actual life. I read comics in my underwear and all my sisters have ...

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The Incorruptible Dredd - Amazing Comics #1


I finally did it. I finally became a comics boy. This is a new series that I've been planning to do forever where i make amazing videos about amazing comics. In the first episode I'm talking about Judge Dredd, baby. Not to be confused with Judge Dredd Baby. Commas are important. Otherwise you end up with Muppet Babies and Mortal Kombat Bab-alities and all sorts of baby related retardation. 



I've had this series in my head for so long and I have so many things i want to ...

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Pleeb/Weeb Finale

Thank The Lord Baby Jesus it's finally over... for now. In this final episode of the pleeb and the weeb we talk about a show you might not have heard of. Planatarian, the story of a man, his robot friend, and the infinite majesty of the cosmos above. Let us give thanks that Baby Jesus jumped in front of that train, splattering his heavenly baby brains all over the newly built Jerusalem train tracks to cleanse us all of the heinous sin that is letting this gem fly under the radar (as well as e...

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Keep on Pleebin. Keep on Weebin.

its a enenw episode of the pleeeb nd the weeb in r thise e e  episode we a talka about a show that is new and popualalalar its called rezero its hte most popualr show of the day and tits a good    

Godamn those girls are cute. 



dogtown. 


too many dogs  . shamen dog scary boy bitey bad boi . 



itchy. tasty.

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Patron Exclusive

It's been too long since you 3 dollar and above boys and girls got some good bonus content. Here's a commentary that digi and I did for my old Top 10 games to play when your sick video from the drowning in footwear days. This commentary was recorded a year ago and i forgot about it, but now I've finally un-forgot about it. 

In other news I'm trying to think of something weekly i can do for all of you at this reward tier level. My first thought was the comic blogs but then i thought maybe ...

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Amazing Comics Weekly

Here's another top of the line experimental new breakthrough in Patreon reward tier technology. I call it, writing about comics!

I have been very slowly psyching myself up for years to make videos about comics and I'm almost ready to break through that glass ceiling and grab the brass ring and other lofty MeekMahan-isms. Soon, very soon I will educate the masses on why comics rule and are the most important thing in the world. But you, my loyal buttchugg boyz, you get first dibs on this...

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ButtChug Weekly - The Endless Jess Newsletter

Salutations Patron Nation, welcome to my new thing. This is a thing that I do now. A weekly patron exclusive newsletter about all the going ons in the Endless Jess Universe. This is an idea I've had kicking around for a while now. I think most of you know that generally speaking, I harbor a healthy, seething contempt for the vast majority of my audience.  They're idiots. I don't like them. I don't respect them. I spit on their mothers. But there HAS to be some in my audience who are cool, r...

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It's Finally Here...

The Half In The Bag rip off 10,000 years in the making has finally arrived! Who is the pleeb? Who is the weeb? What exactly does that even mean? No one knows for sure, but we intend to find out! One thing is for certain though, the world will never be the same. Already I find myself viewing my entire life through the lens of Pleebyness vs. Weebyness. 

I spent 7 dollars on a cheesecake sampler today and it turns out I don't even like cheesecake any more. What a terrible mistake. #Pleeb.&nb...

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Colt Corona's New Roommate.

Colt Corona finally made it back from Radcon this week. My horsey brother seems to be having a run of bad luck lately. First he had to journey home from Radcon on foot, as it seems someone refunded his plane ticket. (Urkel voice) did I doo thaaaaaaatt??

If that weren't enough, a new guest has moved in, and he's REALLY stupid. Like you thought The Kayfabe Commander was a shit character, wait until you get a load of the pan-galactic entity known only as Alien Boy. Not much is known about the mys...

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The Greatest Adventure

Todays post is one of long awaited wonders. Projects that have been talked about, and looked forward to for years, finally coming to fruition. 

First up is The beginning of perhaps the greatest adventure of all time. Join me and Gibbo as we take on the all time classic and mutual favorite Tomb Raider. I ain't talking about the Reboot from 2003, OR the RE-Reboot from 2006, OR The RE-RE-Reboot-Remake from 2007, OR The RE-RE-RE-Reboot from 2013, I'm not even talking about the RE-RE-RE-Reboot...

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More Radcon! Cool Stuff! Tony Hawk Party!

The endless barrage of Radcon content continues as the entire procrastinator crew are now presumably locked in our respective holes doing nothing but editing all the cool stuff we recorded. 

First on the pile of my contributions is what I'm sure will be the first of many monuments to fiscal irresponsibility that i hereby dub "I Love Stuff". In this inaugural episode I am joined by extra creepy Digi, and extra drunk Ben. Behold the product of your patronage, marvel at the unstoppable power...

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The Legend of Blake, and Radcon Stuff

Hello patrons, the only cool people in my audience. I am now entering week 2 of Radcon. A festival of decadence featuring all the pro crastinators, which has ruined my body and #broken my mind. There is a shitload of footage and collaborative projects that were filmed over the last week. Most of which is waiting to be edited and posted once i get home. But i don't know when that is because i'm very cheap and havn't bought a plane ticket home yet. Best Guy and Hippo have left the building and now...

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Weeb Rap

The legendary saga of the anime rap challenge at last comes to a bloody and devastating conclusion. Everybody forgot about the japanese animes boy. Could this be a heralding of something to come? More tasty raps maybe? Perhaps even a whole My Japanese Animes album? Maybe a thousand cool rap albums? No one knows for sure, but i intend to find out. 

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Everything is #Garbage

Ughhhhh

So the other night i got this clever idea for a video, and I filmed it, and i made it and it turned out pretty wonderful. Unfortunately editing it took way longer than it was supposed to because some actual human retard named goat cuck decided to start shit on twitter which ate up like 3 days. I have a lot to say about this idiotic little turd, and maybe someday i will, but at the moment I'm fresh out of fucks because I'm incredibly fucking busy trying to finish some videos for you pre...

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Colt Corona is on another rampage.

So I had this big huge vlog video i was gonna post today, but i decided it was too shitty and must never be seen. Unfortunately i woke up to find something even more horrifying which i was too late to stop. Colt Corona made a bunch of videos last night for his stupid Horseshoe Heaven channel. May God have mercy on our souls. 

Lion King Review:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kdqG_6Gvjgc


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Another World

I not-reviewed this game and it rules.

ALSO i did a livestream of me conquering the entire game with my secretary being extremely unhelpful. If you missed the livestream don't worry cause it's up on the blue glow forever. 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lwiKNhhsbYk

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4 Blue Glows.

I played some more nintendo fan games, here's Pokemon Uranium. 

And also Goldeneye Source

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h23nmPYeHrI


Hyper Light Drifter

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LdSdhc6100o


ShadowGate:

2016-08-24 00:34:17 +0000 UTC View Post

Not a Review: Witch and The Hundred Knight.

i played another game. jits pretyy ogoood dnjkn dfkjnufi wrqfwo oh fuck kjeb f im havin g an s aneurysms dkjhjkfhdh

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MetroidVania-Mania

Its a metroids. 

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Videoooosss

What the hell is going on I made a review. Like just a review. I did it, i evolved. No... wait. this isn't a review at all. It's a... not review? Whatever it's a video on the internet about a game. 

I also made this patreon video thing that you obviously saw or else you probably wouldn't be here. In it I talk about reward tiers or something I don't know seems pretty boring and gay.

https:/...

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