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Ad Free 1086: No Plastic Forks In Medieval Times

With a scoop in the churn, did we just discover what ou rnext Churn Out should be?  Paul listens in to the best couple in Pittsburgh. Jock Vs Nerd Trivia.

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Ad Free 1085: Loon Fever For Scorpions

Brought to you by Larry's Vegan Blood Sausage. Vegas Parking And Weather Animal Edition! Two animal story rocked Las Vegas this week. Are Parachutes back in Style. Matt announces Mind Noodler shows near Louisville, Chicago, and New York City (premiere!). Jacob witnesses a true magician work at a party. Plus, Jock Vs Nerd updated Obelisk game! Thank you, Hojack!

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Ad Free 1084: Flared Base Jumpers with Juliana Finch

Brought to you by Auntie Puppy's Home For Aging Chuhuahuas. The boys interview future scoopfest performer, singer songwriter Juliana Finch. Matt performs for one of his craziest audiences yet. Plus, he gets a true skycab experience. Jacob's dogs think the world is ending. Also, Matt announces his next Fool Us appearance dates. Jock Vs Nerd Obelisk Trivia!

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Ad Free 1083: Three Holes Punched On A Certified Man Card

Matt is in LA and about to head to Novato for more shows this weekend. (Any scoops who want to see his Friday or Saturday night show can enter LOVE35 for 35% off at Mystique Novato). Paul has a man card activity in a parking lot and the plight of Pennsylvania food continues. Plus, Jacon sees a show that only he has heard about at the Venetian. Scoop mail and Jock Vs Nerd Trivia Scoopardy.

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Ad Free 1082: Don't Take Jesus To The South with Ivizia Dakini

Sponsored by Caveman Dance Class. Sinferno Cabaret Maestro, Ivizia Dakini talks about the chocolate and peanut butter that is stripping and playing with fire on roller skates. Should Paul get that back piece he's been talking about plus other tattoos? Where does one rent a pool for orgies and other kinds of parties? Scoop mail goes #1. Jock Vs Nerd Trivia Scoopardy.

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Ad Free 1081: Titus Androgynous

Sponsored by Feral Child Daycare Center. Nevada Shakespeare Festival's power couple, Matt and Heidi Morgan stop by to pump people up for their latest production of Titus Andronicus as well as possible confess a family murder... Matt tells a friends story from the early days of the Internet. Jacob remembers his brief time with the Nevada Shakespeare company. Jock Vs Nerd Trivia Price Is Skrite.

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FUBTS 10.9 Way To Go, Jo!

Matt, Reddi and RJ take a look at Season 10, Episode 9 and breakdown performances by:

  • Jo De Rijck
  • Adrian Vega
  • Nao Murata
  • Jonathan Steigman
  • Penn and Teller perform a fourhanded version of a Six Card Repeat.

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Ad Free 1080: 1 Jacob 2 Cups.

Brought to you by Paul McCartney's human size horse blinders! Jacob is out and about, first he takes in U2 concert at a little know up and coming hole in the wall, called the Sphere. Then, he helps SJ with her concert in Louisiana. Also, Paul gets messed with by his hip hopital. Scoop Mail from Hojack. Scoopardy Jock Vs Nerd Trivia.

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Ad Free 1079: The Phantom of The Weird Theater In The Middle Of The Strip Mall.

With "Go Fact Yourself" host J. Keith Van Straaten in churn! Matt encounters a fired up bartender at The Balliwick when Justin Young was in town. J Keith recalls his favorite topics from guests on his show and talks about the very slim chances ICS will ever appear on his show. All the boys name their 3 trivia topics.  Then we play Scoopardy Trivia of our own.

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FUBTS 10.8: If Illusionists Could Float...

Matt, RJ and Reddi take a look at Season 10, Episode 8 of Fool Us with performances by Blake Vogt, Marc DeSouza, AnnaRose,  and Willy Monroe. Plus, Penn and Teller perform Jandro Pizza.

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Ad Free 1078: A Fistful of Creamers (w/ Sarah Hester Ross).

Comedian, Sarah Hester Ross stops by the churn. She's hosting a Valentine's Day Show with Matt at 9:30pm at The Composer's Room and people can get some sex toy love just for going. (https://thecomposersroom.com/event/sarahs-sweet-sour-v-day-variety-show/). Also, Paul loves elephants. Jacob is keeping a curious eye on all the gay night clubs in town. Jock Vs. Nerd Scoopardy Trivia....

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Bonus Episode: Superbowl Prep of Non Jocks!

Going to a Superbowl party and you don't really like football that much? Sporty McBall Things Considered bonus episode has your back! We've got Taylor Swift impersonator, Sarah Jessica Rhodes and Las Vegas odds maker for sports betting, Mitzula aka Mitzy in the churn. By the end of the episode we make all kinds of picks and we are publishing our picks below so you have something to follow along with while you kinda care about the big game.

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Ad Free 1077: The Man In The Boat With No Name

The boys make a big Scoopfest Announcement- The Foolers Tour Reunion will headline one the nights at Scoopfest. Matt and Jacob return from Stacy Stardust's Secret Circus Vegas with a story or two. Paul listens to a podcast on Pig Bleeding. Jock Vs Nerd Scoopardy Trivia. Brought to you by Don and Artie's IROC Emporium

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FUBTS 10.7: But Can We Do it In Space

Matt, RJ, and Reddi breakdown Episode 7 of Season 10 of Penn & Teller Fool Us.

  • Benjamin Barnes
  • Hara
  • Helen Coglan
  • Daniel K
  • Penn and Teller perform with Mark Wilson a trick you can do at home with a train.

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Ad Free 1076: Let's Give Them Something To Caulk About

Matt announces a special one night show in Los Angeles. Link in show notes. Px3's Justin Robert Young in churn joined by Digital Nomad Podcast hosts, Big Sexy and Judge Mentalist, as we dive into the clusterfuck that is Nevada's primary vs Nevada's caucus. Feces trigger warning as WWE Vince McMahon lawsuit is discussed and tiny feet warning as DeSantis footwear is discussed. Big Sexy tells us what good eats Romania has to offer. Physical scoop mail and Jock vs Nerd Scoopardy.

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BONUS EPISODE: ICS Would You Rather

What a better time for the January Bonus episode than February 4th! The boys experiment with a new bonus episode format "Would you rather..." questions. They get through 4 of em. Enjoy! And thanks for being amazing patreon backer and scoops....


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Ad Free 1075: The Bubble Life Chooses You

Bubblogist magician, Meadow Perry, stops by the churn we get into the bubble life. Struggles at the airport, weather conditions, and bubble recipes. Plus, who can you put inside a bubble and how. Who is more welcoming to Meadow, circus people or magicians? Scoop mail and Jock Vs Nerd Trivia Obelisk! Brought to you by Flaming Hot Skittles. meadowperry.com

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Ad Free 1074: Bespoke Retro Nachos

Sponsored by Platypus Cheese- is it made of, for or by Platypusses? Las Vegas mainstream media is convering "Nachogate" and so are we! We need scoops' nacho opinions, standards, and ettiquette. Please write us or post on social media. Jacob attends the Gay-VN's and boy are his arms tired. Matt checks out the latest World's Greatest Con and wonders how everyone feels about the future. Audio scoop mail and Jock Vs. Nerd.

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Ad Free 1073: Safety Crocs and Becheezin Tots

Jacob takes in Vegas latest big swing attraction, Ole Red. That leads to a Fatty Rabbit Hole. Paul talks aliens in Miami finally... and Matt has Aloen talk too? Scoopmail and a brand new trivia game ”Obelisk“ makes it debut in the show thanks to HoJack. Brought to you by BobbY Schitt’s all meat bologna!

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Ad Free 1072: Do The Showgirl Hustle w/ Stacey Stardust.

Brought to you by Hamburger Liam's Vegan Emporkium! Stacey Stardust, host of Secret Circus Vegas, invited Matt to perform in her show on February 4th at the Jackpot Bar & Grill. So Matt invited Stacey to stop by the churn to talk about the show, learning magic, spending time on the streets getting paid to take photos as a showgirl. Scoop mail, and Jock Vs Nerd Scoopardy Trivia.

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Ad Free 1071: Deer & Denny's.

Brought to you by Furby Labia. Matt has a show in Wisconsin this Friday and it's -3 Degrees there. Jacob just got back from his travels and he catches Impractical Jokers at Resorts' World. Paul has new and innovative bathroom designs. Scoopmail and Jock Vs. Nerd Trivia.

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Ad Free 1070: Making Pasta With A Bike Helmet On.

Sponsored by Gregorious Griffin's Garden Gadzookeries. Matt finally sees Barbie and it turns out people are bad at how to talk about it. Paul gets into his constraints and restraints. Reddi Rich sends Jacob a birthday greeting. Italian Air Show Scoop Mail. Jock Vs. Nerd Scoopardy Trivia,

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FUBTS 10.6: An Even More Confused Teller.

Matt , RJ, and Reddi break down episode 6 of Season 10 of Fool Us.

  • Ramo & Alegria
  • Bryan Saint
  • Sion
  • Vilgot Michelin
  • Brooke Burke performs "Dental Floss through ear".

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Ad Free 1069: Thoroughly Into Post Modernism

Paul looks for new music. Matt caught the latest Mission Impossible on a flight. Jacob's hunting dogs go hunting. The Boys play a little game of "Would You Rather"? Jock Vs Nerd Scoopardy Trivia.


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Ad Free 1068: A Toe With Velocity (with Jimmy Slonina).

2 Characters and A Clown's Jimmy Slonina in churn to talk about podcast mic tech, mouth sounds, and how do you get cancelled when you need to. Jimmy talks about a recent curfuffle at Mystere as Matt recalls being terrible for that show. Scoopmail and Jock Vs Nerd Scoopardy Trivia.

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Ad Free 1067: The Dwarves are Litigious. (w/ BAM)

Sponsored by Gorgeous George's Foraged Oranges. WeeDND Dungeaon Master, Brandon Alan McClenahan in churn. How does youtube and twitch handle broadcast a legal in Nevada themed role playing game? We dive into Cannibal the Musical, Tournament of Kings, and Twitch's artistic Nudity. Plus, hockey gloved scoop mail and Jock Vs Nerd Scoopardy.

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Ad Free 1066: Torn and Restored.

The boys look back on their 2023's. Matt addresses some Reddit hatred regarding a Fool Us contestant. Can your child become Herb Duckman? Plus other wonders of the world may be worth visiting. Scoopmail and Jock Vs Nerd Trivia Scoopardy. Here's to cracking you butt knuckle in 2024.

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FUBTS 10.5 Someting Green In My Nose.

Matt, Reddi and RJ explore Season 10, episode 5 of Fool Us with performances by

Joe Monti
Ding Yang
Matt Baker
Arturo Fuenzalida

Penn and Teller perform "Bill-In-Penn's Head"

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Ad Free 1065: The Ham Solution.

Post Christmas Fatty Rabbit Hole! A very Paul thing happens to Matt's Christmas. Jacob grosses Paul out with his like of vegetables. Matt and family take in Enchant. Physical Scoop mail and a ridiculous Jock Vs Nerd.

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Ad Free 1064: Transition Slippers of the Himalayas. (with Kasey Wilson and Sarah Lowe)

Early Holiday Episode Drop! For travelers and those stuck at home. Listeners chimed in on Xtwitter with guests/characters/bits they wanted to stop by the churn. Everyone breakdown the most controversial holiday issue- footwear. Plus, they discuss their favorite Dukes of Hazard tweet, Jonathan Taylor Thomas, and the work culture of Wayfair. Scoop mail and Jock Vs. Nerd Trivia.

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