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Steel In The Spotlight (Lay the Very Best - Side Story)

The third part of Annie's story! She's the one with the Espurr called Telly and Impidimp called Mirri. Telly will be devastated if you forgot. Monsters!

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"Come on," Annie said firmly, "We're not going to wait here all day."

They were at the edge of the Glimwood Tangle, where the strange glowing forest gave way to open air and the glowing city of Ballonlea. It'd rained last night, making the glowing mushrooms surrounding the city extra bright and leaving the air cris...

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Wishing for a Washing (Lay the Very Best - 161)

"Fuck me," Mardi whistled. "Look at her. You can pretty much see her stomach stretch from it. She's orgasmed herself stupid."

"I can do that," Gilly said, "Easy."

"Yeah, but you're a shapeshifting badass," Mardi said, smiling up at the Pokémon made of thick dark water and bright lights. "She only has the cock Arceus gave her."

"It's a nice one," Morgan said. "Go back to that one where she was making them orgasm on command. That was fun."

"Oh, I got a better one," Spar...

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Waves Crashes Against the Rocks (Lay the Very Best - Chapter 160)

"I'm not sure I'm fully cheered up," Mardi said as she leaned on Brandy's side. Her legs were a bit unsteady as she walked up the stairs, but she smelled absolutely divine to make up for her stumbling walk.


Pretty too. The leaves wrapped around Mardi's body gave her an immaculate look. The red and blue flowers on her wrists were so soft and smelled even better than her skin. That puff of white hair was cute as heck, and the curve of her hips meant she had to hip-bump Brandy w...

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Real Life Why (Author Update)

Yo!

Not big news, just I've had overtime today for a Work related thing, and I'm cooked. The chapter will be tomorrow. I'll try to catch up on the missing one for this week as soon as I can. Or do a double-length one tomorrow. We shall see on that.

Sorry for the delay! I've got a lot of time off coming up, so I'm looking forward to that at least.

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The Sweetest Rose (Lay the Very Best - Chapter 159)

"I'll never talk!" Mardi said dramatically.

"You're talking right now," Calcine replied in a perfect deadpan.

Mardi stared daggers at Calcine, pulling against her concrete restraints, bulky blocks that had grown from the floor over her hands and feet. Grass started to grow on them, but Calcine's fire burned it off with a wave of her hand. Flame Charge, less controlled in a fight than Incinerate but more powerful in return. It was certainly proving its usefulness. Hopefully, she co...

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A Thorn in the Carkol's Side (Lay the Very Best - Chapter 158)

It was usually a little rude to get a Pokédex shot of a Pokémon you were about to fight, but in this situation, Brandy was willing to be rude as hell.


*Beep*


"Mardi" the Roserade


Height: 5' 8"

Type: Grass/Poison

Failed Captures: 2


Moves Discovered:

Grassy Terrain

Petal Blizzard

Poison Sting

Sweet Scent

Toxic Spikes


Sweet. Spiky. A Roserade lover can expect tough day...

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A Thorny Problem (Lay the Very Best - Chapter 157)

Brandy was deeply thankful the maid dress had a short skirt rather than the long folds like Morgans. Because she would have died going up all these stairs in that thing.

Most people in Nexus didn't use the stairs, so they were more of an afterthought. A tall, narrow tower working its way up the building, cramped and lit mainly by fluorescent strips. It might have been an unpleasant environment, but it had an upside. Pix's screens weren't in here, so the Banette couldn't pop up to taunt ...

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A Wrinkle in the Fabric (Lay the Very Best - Chapter 156)

Spitfire had sent them to fetch more food for the barbecue. It'd proved so popular more and more people had turned up late. That Emolga and her trainer had even made good on the promise to do a food review and had been enthusiastically giving Spitfire an interview as she worked. They'd have probably drowned in work even with the flirting plan, but Cinnamon had jumped in to help them, and Blaze hadn't stopped her. The Ninetales' ability to serve three tables and charm five more was a huge help...

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Service With a Smile (Lay The Very Best - Chapter 155)

"Looks delicious." the tall Pokémon's gold rings jingled along her long horns as she purred out the compliment. Her big, puffy brown hair flowed around her horns as she shamelessly looked Brandy up and down. "I can't wait to get my hands on that."

Brandy smiled as she leaned in to slide the plates of piping hot food off her arms. The Pokémon tightened her grip on her Trainer, a cute, dark-skinned little thing with an afro of her own tucked away in those massive, powerful arms. She loc...

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One Year Anniversary! (Horribly Sappy, Nobody Read This)

If you want a new Chapter, that'll be tomorrow! Also, I said don't read this, WOW.

It's been one year since I started writing this series, and I've somehow managed to do it consistently(ish) all that time. It's easily the longest project I've ever stuck to and will continue to be for a long time to come, I'm sure! 

Thanks to everyone who has read and double thanks to those who've supported me on top! It genuinely cheers me up to know you like reading my nonsense.

I'm g...

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A Little Too Spicy (Lay the Very Best - Chapter 154)

Brandy had to give it to Morgan that she probably had helped. The maid dresses had Spitfire worked up, but getting her to release some of that pressure on Blaze meant she could focus enough to walk them through the day. Blaze would stay near the fountain and act as the event hub, while Brandy and her team would run back and forth, delivering orders.

"What about Lixi?" Sparky said innocently, leaning to the side so far she almost tipped over. "Is she coming out to help?"

Blaze was ...

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Chewsday Innit' (Lay the Very Best - Chapter 153)

Trinket had made them all a plate of bacon sandwiches in the morning. For this, she would forever have Brandy's loyalty.

Brandy had always thought bonding with Pokémon would be the most challenging part of Training, but she couldn't have been more wrong. It was the recovery that separated the real trainers from the chaff. You needed to hit the day running, and she would inhale all the grease she could eat to power her through it.

"How do you not get fat?" Sparky poked at Brandy's...

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Knot the Worst, Knot the Best (Lay the Very Best - Chapter 152)

Tying Velvet up was easy in theory. She was incredibly eager to be tied up, and Sparky's webs were perfect for the job. Thin but strong with a bit of elasticity, Trinket looked at the webs enviously as Brandy bound up Velvet's wrists behind her back. 


So the binding was going great! The big issue was Brandy was running out of things to say. Getting in the mind of her Partners was distracting. She couldn't just pretend to be someone else the entire time. But Brandy Joyce ...

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Minor Schedule Update

Hi all!

I'm away Monday and Tuesday for a Hospital appointment, nothing serious, but it'll take up both days.

Today's update is a bit too half-baked, so it won't be till  Wednesday I can update. I should be back on schedule rapidly after, so I apologize for the short break, but life demands it!

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Tongue Tied (Lay the Very Best - Chapter 151)

It was nice to be back in her boots, even if her Partners practically dragged them along the pavement on the way back to Trinkets. The streets were getting dark as the last traces of sunlight faded away; the steam-powered streetlights were still warming, and their low light had turned Motostoke into a maze of hard lines and deep shadows. 


Brandy felt safe despite the creepy twilight hour. Her Partners would have chewed up anything that gave them trouble and kept them fro...

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Hot Barbecue Plans (Lay the Very Best - Chapter 150)

Brandy had expected to find Calcine worn out from handling the Magneton trio when they finally went to pick her up. What they actually found was way outside of Brandy's wildest guesses.

The silvery robot girls had stripped Calcine naked and attacked her with a series of tools. One had a hand-sized floor buffer and dragged it over her skin with a heavy rumble from the spinning circular brush end. Another, Brandy couldn't tell which, they all looked the same, was spraying her with what lo...

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With Gust-oh! (Lay The Very Best - Chapter 149)

The waitress was called Butterscotch, a super cute name for a super cute girl. She was trying to be excited about meeting a Trainer while Morgan also worked her magic on her, and it was hard not to giggle at just how difficult she was finding it all. The girl's hands were so slick with nervous sweat that she struggled to hold onto the tray of water she'd brought them. 


They really should have taken the tray off her, but Morgan was having fun making her rattle with light ...

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Praise Me Like You Should (Lay the Very Best - Chapter 148)

Brandy loved a lot of things about Sparky; her jokes, while awful, usually made Brandy smile, and her enthusiasm was infectious. She loved how hard Sparky worked to be helpful, even if she acted like it wasn't a big deal. Sparky had an incredible talent for making Brandy moan; her electricity made everything feel good, and she had plenty to press on Brandy and just frazzle her mind. 


But right now, she was enjoying one crucial aspect of Sparky. Her fur was cuddly as hell...

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Bird has the Last Word (Lay the Very Best - Chapter 147)

Brandy was used to bringing smiles to her Partner's faces, but usually, it was due to an artful bit of teasing or showing a bit of skin. Maybe a burst of confidence or just some enthusiastic touching and promises. 


Morgan's smile was the biggest she'd ever seen on the feathered menace, and it was all her own dark work. She'd twisted Brandy's game rules into a way to get control over both her and Sparky. Brandy's heart was pounding, but whatever Morgan's plan was, she'd h...

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All According to Murkrow* (Lay the Very Best - Chapter

"These dresses are a nightmare," Brandy said as she relaxed on the leather couch. "I swear everyone in the bar was watching us."


"Oh, they were," Morgan smiled as she offered Brandy the straw from her glass of lemonade. Brandy nipped at it and took a long drink, enjoying the cool feeling of it in her throat even more than the sweetness. "Were the eyes a problem? I thought you enjoyed being desired?"


Brandy blushed and tucked her head under Morgan's hat to nud...

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Something to Chew On (Lay the Very Best - Chapter 145)

"The dress is so gorgeous," the mousey woman said as she paced around Brandy.


She had underarm wings resembling a black cloak with a yellow inner lining, and her cute mouse ears bounced in time to her steps. Her human Partner was picking over Sparky and Morgan's outfits, and Brandy could hear a lot of enthusiastic cooing. 


"Seriously, it's beautiful. You look so good. Are you busy right now?"


She looked so earnestly hopeful it broke Bran...

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Maid Four Each Other (Lay the Very Best - Chapter 144)

Getting everyone else into their outfits had been fun, but the mood had shifted since Brandy had done the spinny in her dress. The usual cheerful back-and-forth teasing had given way to thoughtful silence and intense stares. There was a hunger in the air, and a game had developed around it. There was no reason they couldn't stare at Brandy's legs. She was their Trainer after all, but it was way more fun to have them quickly snapping their heads back to stare pointedly at their wall when she c...

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Maid To Order (Lay the Very Best - Chapter 143)

Brandy was a Trainer, so being naked in public shouldn't have embarrassed her. She would be in a tournament soon, and there was no way she would stay clothed for all of that. But something about the intensity of Weber's stare brought out a blush in her cheeks. Weber floated off the ground to keep eye-level with Brandy, but her gaze roved all over her body and took it all in with meticulous attention to detail. Brandy didn't just feel stared at. She felt like she was being analyzed. Even the s...

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Bug me, Hiss me, I Love It! (LTVB - Side Story)

Hi hi! More from out favourite disaster Paprika as she tries to learn about Pokémon but mainly just gets fucked silly.


I’m out till Tuesday so hope it’s a good read till then!

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As a Pokémon researcher, Paprika was used to waking up in strange places. Beds, trees, fields. Once, she'd woken up pinned to a wall by a very patient Arcanine, and that'd been a delightful way to start the day. Lying on her back in a large, circular stone chamber was a new one fo...

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Holiday plan! (Writing Update)

I'm off shortly for a weekend holiday, but I got your back!

I have an enormous chunk of a Side Story I'm going to try to get approved for the weekend, and then that should tide you over till I get back. Then I'll do my best to get the schedule all back on track for you as this is the last big holiday of the year.

So expect one very large update sometime this week and then a bit of a pause till Tuesday. Sorry for the short notice, I am nothing if not a mess sometimes.

Hope...

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Machine Minds, Machine Hearts (Lay the Very Best - Chapter 142)

Sparky was trying to hide her frustration but couldn't hide it from Brandy. The erratic way her feet tapped as she walked and how her head whipped about from side to side to catch a glimpse of another tailor on the streets of Motostoke. Sparky was desperate. Sparky tugged firmly on Brandy's arm and pulled her along in her wake as they briskly walked through the streets. Her excitement was slowly becoming tension with every store that said they couldn't handle such a short order. 

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Planning for Failure (Lay the Very Best - Chapter 141)

Blaze hadn't wanted to explain what she wanted on Trinket's lawn, something about the risk of being tied up for the whole day. So she'd offered to buy the gang a coffee, and while Brandy was wary about what effect caffeine would have on Sparky, it was too lovely a gesture to turn down. A Gym Leader didn't buy you a coffee every day.


Motostoke was noisy even in the morning, with the whistle of steam and constant trudging sounds of machinery in the background. Still, Brandy fou...

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Writing site died! - (Writing Update)

My usual place to write is down right now and Google doc is driving me insane.

I'll hope it's fixed and go for a double size update tomorrow, sorry for the wait!

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Tempting Team Tactics (Lay the Very Best - Chapter 140)

Waiting outside Trinket's house, the group quickly got bored waiting and moved on to playing with Brandy's Pokédex. Morgan was posing Calcine on Trinket's lawn, using her wind to flutter the cape as she tipped up Calcine's chin.

"One hand on the hip, not two." Morgan said, "You want to look strong, not like you're about to help the kids solve a mystery."

Sparky was up on Brandy's back, arms draped over her shoulder as she watched Brandy line up the shot. "You're going to have to ...

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Starting the Day Right (Lay the Very Best - Chapter 139)

The smell of tea and honey wafted from the steaming mug in Brandy's hands, mingling with the smell of bacon and fried bread in the kitchen air. Grease, caffeine, and carbs. All the things needed for her to feel human again. Sparky watched her mug with rows of blue eyes, swaying gently in her seat to every slight movement of Brandy's hand.

"You want the honey, don't you?" Brandy ventured. Sparky took that as permission to lean in like a drinking bird and get her tongue in Brandy's tea. View Post