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Clue Bat (Lay the Very Best - Chapter 87)

For lack of better options, Brandy tried out the Mint Milkshake. It was actually pretty nice, even though it tasted absolutely nothing like mint. If you put enough syrup in a drink, it turns out it just tastes of syrup. Tasty syrup, so she wasn't going to complain. The Brunette waitress she'd been left with was far too fucked silly to be any sort of company, drooling happily in her sleep on the other seat.


Did Brandy drool in her sleep? Surely not. Sparky would have made fun ...

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Sink or Swim (Lay the Very Best - Chapter 86)

Having a Pokémon Nemesis was not something Brandy had ever imagined she'd have to deal with, but if someone had asked Brand to describe what her Nemesis would look like, massive tits would not have been part of the description.

It was really taking the edge off Mahi's threatening attitude as they pressed into Brandy's side. That and she was shorter than Brandy. She could hug Brandy's side as tightly as she wanted, but her chin still had to rest on Brandy's chest for Mahi to stare up at...

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Table Service (Lay the Very Best - Chapter 85)

Brandy had seen her fair share of marathon orgasms by now, but Holly was just showing off. The waitress flopped over the laps of her Partners and was doing her best to pleasure them. A tongue curled around Sparky's cock, and her hands pressed Calcine's length up into her breasts to give her a nice hard and soft hole to fuck. It was a commendable effort from someone so clearly spent. She only caught Brandy's eyes once, with a fucked stupid smile and a glazed expression that barely registered h...

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A Date with Death (Lay the Very Best - Chapter 84)

"You really don't need to help me dress," Brandy said as Maple did Brandy's shirt buttons up from behind. It was nice to have Maple so close. Her hair was soft, she smelled nice, and she was warm. Brandy badly needed that warmth because it was windy, and she had bits of her that didn't appreciate the chill.

"I just dragged you naked out of a pile of bedsheets you were using as a skirt," Maple said patiently, as if anything about this was routine. She wasn't very good at helping, it shou...

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Playing to Type (Lay the Very Best! - Side Story)

Last Side Story for a little bit!

Hey, I guess this is the first time I'm even properly explaining what Professors do and why they're a big deal in this AU.

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Sophia had been warned about Professor Miriam. She was 'larger than life' and 'A bigger deal than you thought.' Everyone who'd ever met her came away stunned by her beauty and impressed by the depth of her knowledge. Be careful with her, they warned. She's a handful.

But Sophia had followed Professor Miria...

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Putting Colour Back in the Rainbow (Lay the Very Best - Side Story)

An anon commission.

There's one right below you may have missed!

I don't even know what continent this is on, but an office working Eevee Lover who tried to go full Stardew Valley has to deal with an unusual and worrying problem.

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The shovel's edge easily bit through the soft dirt, but it still took all of Avery's weight pressed on the handle to dig it down deep enough to get a full scoop. The sun was a scorcher today, and the wind wasn't blowing right across ...

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A Scoria Hot Night (Lay the Very Best - Side Story)

A commission piece!

Remember Scoria banged Maple's mom? Well this is that.

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Washing up was easily Scoria's least favorite chore. She'd learned to keep herself amused while keeping the home in order, but there was nothing amusing about dishes. They had to be cleaned, and she would get her white fur wet doing it no matter how careful she was. As she ran the water, she gave a little derisive snort at the very concept of housework. Usually, she'd trick someone else into do...

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Sorry to Burst Your Bubble (Lay the Very Best - Chapter 83)

The post-gym shower was a sacred ritual. A place to review how things went right and how they went wrong. Where you needed to improve and, most importantly, clean off because any decent gym battle left you looking gross. Mud, flower petals, and cum made a horribly sticky mixture, and cleaning it out took the best showers money could buy. Gyms never skimped on their showers.  


Brandy would have loved to appreciate the wonderful feeling of high-pressure water. However, she...

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Every Vote Counts (Lay the Very Best - Chapter 82)

You could tease them about it and find it cute, embarrassing, or even a little sexy. You could wonder why they want it and if they'd even enjoy it if you did it. But eventually, you just had to squeeze your partner to death with your thighs and see if it worked for them. 


It was really working for Sparky. 


"Arceus, rail me over a rainbow," Sparky gasped as Brandy squeezed tighter. She had Sparky's head in a lock, but Brandy was big enough to smush s...

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Bigger is Better (Lay the Very Best - Chapter 81)

Power flowed through Brandy's veins, and it felt good. She stretched herself out, back arched as she lifted her arms up high and shook off a cramp she didn't even know she had. Her muscles tingled with the energy that flowed from Honey's fingertips. Honey poured energy into her until she felt fit to burst, and she was still busy taking Sparky's and Honey's cocks inside her, so she was very familiar with that feeling. She gasped as she felt fresh new patches of skin get stretched against thick...

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Too Much of a Good Thing (Lay the Very Best - Chapter 80)

They'd devised many plans to tackle the gym, mainly on the wrong assumption they'd be facing Orchid again. Giant Sparky dick had not featured in any plans, or at least not any more giant than Sparky bragged about. This was undeniably poor planning because giant Sparky dick was now Brandy's number one problem. The heat against her stomach, a warm line that rose all the way up to her chest, was already enough to make her feel weak.

It took both her hands to encircle it, and Brandy appreci...

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Joining the Big Leagues (Lay the Very Best - Chapter 79)

*ping*


"Honeycrisp" the Appletun 

Height: 6' 4" 

Type: Grass/Dragon 

Victories: 55 


Moves Discovered:

Apple Acid

Body Slam

Growth

Protect

Recycle


The Sweetest of Dragons. Appletun craves praise and will go to great lengths to get it.


*click*


Sweet, was it? Honeycrisp had looked all round and sweet before she'd taken her apron off to reveal a ...

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Cheese Grater (Lay the Very Best - Chapter 78)

Brandy had completely forgotten there was a waiting room beyond the Prairie. Her last attempt to beat this gym was still a mad blur in her memory. She was thankful for it, collapsing on the sofa with an exhausted sigh. She stretched out her limbs until she felt her bones click and luxuriate in a well-earned moment of rest. 


It lasted a blissful few seconds before Calcine and Sparky sat down on her back and kicked their feet up on the table. 


"Get of...

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Catch Up Next week

Heya all, sorry for no posting this Weekend. I had a family visit, and it was a lot to handle. I'll catch up next week with the ones I missed. 

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Teaching Old Sheep New Tricks (Lay the Very Best - Chapter 77)

Everything about this had gotten insane. Sparky and Calcine were still fighting a running smoke-shrouded battle with some of the loose Wooloo, who were copying their Moves to coat the indoor prairie with smoke, flames, and crackling electricity. It was a warzone as Brandy's Pokémon fought to get to her. They were so outnumbered; not getting overwhelmed was the best they could do without Brandy's help. Gyms must have Pokémon with ways to fix all this, but it was a real mess for now.  View Post

Bottoms Up (Lay the Very Best - Chapter 76)

Hdsngjjhdnfg

That was all Brandy got out of her brain right now, which was a problem because she really needed it. There were signs a plan had gone wrong, and having your face stuffed into the chest of a massive titted Dubwool while a small gaggle of Wooloo with golden eyes fingerfuck, sucked on nipples, and smothered your body with kisses. This was not the best situation to be in.

It was also the very best situation to be in, which was why all Brandy's brain was giving h...

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Threaten Me With a Good Time (Lay the Very Best - Chapter 75)

Brandy had known Sparky for quite a while now, so she should have learned to fear the fuzz a little. She just hadn't expected her doom to look so fluffy. 


Valerie stretched her hand towards them as a tide of Wooloo rolled over the indoor plains, swatting the rears of Wooloos as the excitable girls charged forward on her command. Wooloo were infamous locally for being pushovers but in an admirably friendly way. Sweethearts who just wanted to spoil humans and be soft, warm...

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Contact with the Frenemy (Lay the Very Best - Chapter 74)

The bath had gotten heated, not just because Sparky didn't know how to turn the heater back off. But they had to be used to people using them for more than just getting clean. Surely. No one could be so innocent as not to know what happened if you stripped Humans and Pokémon and put them in warm water together. The public baths were popular for a reason.

"Weirdly, I don't feel clean," Sparky said as they approached Turrfield's weird donut-shaped Gym. "And I scrubbed and scrubbed."

<...

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Personal Growth (Lay the Very Best - Chapter 73)

Sparky had turned on almost every feature she could find, and Brandy had no complaints. The steadily climbing heat was relaxing, and the water jets were a firm massage against her bare skin that helped to whisk away the lingering aches she had from the mud wrestling fuck session with Mercury. The bubbles that frothed on the surface were soothing. The gentle flow of air from a fan kept everything so cozily comfortable that if she was on her own, Brandy could have happily drifted off into a del...

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Free Radicals (Lay the Very Best - Chapter 72)

"You got one binding ball left! You can bind me." Gamma said while Calcine crossed her arms and shook her head behind her. "I'm up for it. You can handle Sparky, then you can handle me."


"One of Sparky's sisters," Brandy mused as she tapped her chin with her fingers. "It would have good synergy."


Calcine sped up her arm crosses, and Brandy tried not to laugh at her. Paprika was all wrapped up in Gamma's arms and snored away happily. They had utterly worn the ...

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Everyone's a Winner (Lay the Very Best - Chapter 71)

"Oh fuck, oh fuck, oh fuck! So big! It feels so good!"

It was very noisy in the countryside today.

"I'm cumming again! You're both too much. Every touch, it's like fire, ah ah!"

So very noisy. Brandy unwrapped a piece of jerky carefully and examined it, a blush on her cheeks. She felt a stare fixed on her and looked up to see Calcine trying to catch her eye. Calcine's fingers sunk into Paprika's long layered hair as Calcine held Paprika's head up so she could moan her lungs ...

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Attention Grabbing (Lay the Very Best - Chapter 70)

"Electroweb," Sparky said.


"Psh, not as good as Sticky Web," Gamma said as they summoned a ball of sticky white webbing in her hands. 


"What? Way better. It's a web and electric too. Two for one."


"You can only do single shots. I can do whole nets with this." Gamma said as she stretched the web out and whipped it into a net; she swung it around on the end of a web lasso. "Way more versatile, and it makes people look like I painted them a...

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Nice (Lay the Very Best - Chapter 69)

"I'm warming up to the skirt," Brandy said with a bounce in her step as Turrfield appeared over the horizon. It made her skirt swish in a way that had Sparky's head flick down to look reflexively with every swing. The Joltik twitched like she'd been shocked as she drank in glimpses of her thigh.

"I worried you'd put it away now that it isn't vital to our success over Mercury," Calcine said as she leaned her body over to tug at the edge of Brandy's skirt. Brandy let herself go with the p...

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Glazed Over (Lay the Very Best - Chapter 68)

SweetTreat: I know what you did, Brandy!

BrandyButter: No, you don't. You can't possibly know.

Brandy kicked her legs and looked up at the night sky's twinkling stars while she waited for Maple's reply. Sparky and Calcine were laid on either side of her, their arms reached over her stomach as they tapped their fingers together with bursts of electricity and flame. They'd been at it for nearly ten minutes now. While it had amused Brandy initially, she was going to read her Poké-de...

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Peak Performance (Lay the Very Best - Side Story)

Commissioned by Yassle, this is a look back at the very first Legendary fight in Brandy's world.

Sam's kind of a big deal.

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"If you can't make it, I'm going to watch you fall," the Pokémon squatting at the top of the cliff said.

"After all this way?" Sam laughed as she pushed herself to keep her grip firm on her handholds. She'd misjudged just how long the climb up the Snowslide would be. Cleo had scaled it easily, of course, but that was hardly fair with thos...

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Be Sure to Dip (Lay the Very Best - Chapter 67)

Shay had a foot planted on Mercury's chest and her head held high as she posed for the crowd. A light breeze made her quiff bounce as the bird Pokémon with far too much eyeshadow held Mercury's shoulders down. Mercury wasn't resisting, just staring at her hard enough that she should have turned to ash. 


"That was cool, right?" Shay said after a long silence. "Why are you all looking so horrified? Shay to the rescue."


"I wasn't in trouble!" Brandy said, ...

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One Last Thing (Lay the Very Best - Chapter 66)

Brandy woke up suddenly, her heart pounding in her chest. The bright sun above stung her eyes, but she couldn't move her arms. They had dug into the ground with her feet and lifted her body into the air, her back arched almost fully, her breathing far too rapid and flustered for any kind of rest. A moment of panic washed over her as she couldn't remember where she was or what was happening, and then it hit her hard. A body-shaking orgasm that pulsed out from between her legs and crashed over ...

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Go Big or Go Home (Lay the Very Best - Chapter 65)

Brandy's hands gripped Mercury's shoulders, and her nails dug into the Rapidash's pure white skin. Brandy was high up on Mercury, her legs spread wide, knees bent over the top of Mercury's arms so Mercury could more easily bounce her while standing. Even if she was trying to beat Mercury here, Brandy had to admire her strength. Brandy had always been very fit, and she'd tried carrying her old girlfriend Cherry around before in school, and it wasn't something she could keep up for very long.&n...

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Too Big to Fail (Lay the Very Best - Chapter 64)

"These are some lovely legs," Mercury said as she ran her hands over them, holding Brandy up from the mud pit they'd been tossed into. Brandy wasn't sure if the psychic tricks had begun yet, but the compliment sounded genuine and actually made her feel good about herself. Mercury didn't seem the sort to compliment people just to butter them up, and her grip as they smoothed along Brandy's body was firm enough that she could enjoy the lithe muscle Brandy had.

It was a dangerous situation...

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Stick it in (Lay the Very Best - Chapter 63)

Brandy tried to focus, she really did, but Mercury wasn't making it easy. She wasn't hard yet, but every twitch of her rising cock had Brandy's eyes flicking down to look at it. Mercury's smirk got more self-satisfied with every involuntary peek. 


Mercury was a huge lady, and she towered over Brandy as she rolled a hand around the base of her cock and gave it a long stroke. It was obscene that not even Mercury's large hand was enough to handle it, the thick slab of meat ...

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