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Hex This Mess (Lay the Very Best - Chapter 423)

The arcade wasn't that big; it made sense to Brandy that Odile would sleep in the back areas, and sure enough, there was a living space behind the glitz of the arcade. The giveaway was a matter of scale; everything in the arcade had been made for regular-sized people, but there was a single oversized door at the back, with a handle set at the level of Brandy's chest. Brandy had to lean her weight just to budge it. When it finally swung open, she stepped into a living space that immediately di...

Always a Bigger Fish (Lay the Very Best - Chapter 422)

Brandy couldn't stop shaking. It was all too much in the best possible way. It'd been a good while since Brandy felt overwhelmed; she'd become a bit of a terror of a Trainer, but being made to fuck Sparky at Odile's pace was showing her just how far she still had to go.

Every time Sparky rocked into her, her bug's unreasonably huge cock stretched her so full she swore she could feel her heartbeat echoing off that fat head. It was just so deep in her that if Brandy had been in control, s...

Do What You're Told (Lay the Very Best - Chapter 421)

Odile had them where she wanted them. Their bodies trapped against hers, her sheer strength keeping them from going anywhere. Brandy could have found a way for Sparky to break them out, maybe a mix of webbing and electricity. No, looking over at Dani, Brandy knew they just had to delay her instead so the Magikarp could have her moment. That meant letting Odile have her way with them.

Absolutely. That's why Brandy had to let the Hex Maniac use them as sex toys. That reason.

Brandy...

What a Wonderful Night to Have a Curse (Lay the Very Best - Chapter 420)

Sparks lit the chamber in a blinding flash, ebbs of electricity rippling over Odile's skin in dazzling waves. Odile's eyes widened as the Electroball burst against the root of her back, crackling up her spine and making her muscles tense against Brandy. She gasped, a sharp intake that sounded more like a moan than a cry. Brandy trailed a finger down Odile's side and felt her twitch, the skin jumping under her touch. Electroball had left its mark, buzzing with sensitivity just under the surfac...

Bugging A Pretty Lady (Lay the Very Best - Chapter 419)

You bite a lady's huge tits, you were inviting retribution, and Brandy had gotten as big a mouthful as she could stuff in there.

Odile really did have Val's kink for taking punishment; Brandy's bite got a delighted laugh out of Odile that rumbled through Brandy's body and made her feel a bit gooey inside. Sensing weakness, Odile leaned on her with enough weight that Brandy was fully pinned in place, unable to move much more than her head. She held onto the bite, and the velvet dress to...

Brandy Crush (Lay the Very Best - Chapter 418)

There was a real rush in being a brat, spotting what someone wanted and then deliberately refusing, but in a way that begged them to push back. Brandy's whole body buzzed with her promise to defy Odile, and now Odile loomed above her, clearly eager to smother that defiance. Brandy wasn't about to make it easy.

Odile's grin sharpened, the purple velvet over her chest threatening to tear as she drew a huge breath and pounced. Brandy braced, but the impact rattled her. Odile's curves smoth...

Let's Talk About Hex (Lay the Very Best - Chapter 417)

A wall of roots folded open, spilling amber glow across the floor. Brandy squeezed Dani's hand and led her forward, shoulders brushing as they stepped into the light.

The wall stitched closed behind them, careful not to snag their clothes. Dani swallowed hard. "That was polite," she whispered.

"Polite can still be dangerous," Brandy murmured. Her eyes narrowed on the glow ahead. "But we can hope she's a little fond of us."

The tunnel widened out into a cathedral of thorns, w...

Whispers In The Dark (Lay the Very Best - Chapter 416)

It was such a good thing that Recycle existed. A world where you couldn't just rewind the mass damage Pokémon fights caused would be a lot less fun. There was no high quite like getting your witchy girlfriend to rip apart an arcade with a love-fuelled Hurricane.

A shame Morgan had to keep Cindy busy, but they couldn't have her remaking the Trick Room.

"You good?" Brandy called over to Calcine, who was sitting astride Val, the giant teapot lady panting with her hands over her hea...

In the Eye of the Storm (Lay the Very Best - Chapter 415)

Morgan's claws raked down Brandy's thigh, tearing fabric with a screech and dragging hot lines across her skin. The ectoplasm bubbled against her flesh, flooding her nerves until Brandy's legs shook. She sagged back into Dani's arms, body quivering, lips parted in a moan that Morgan stole with a brutal kiss.

The Murkrow's mouth was relentless. Tongue driving deep, teeth scraping her lips raw and peppering her with kisses so fierce they felt more like bites. Every time Brandy tried to ga...

You Drive Me Crazy (Lay the Very Best - Chapter 414)

Brandy wrapped her arms tight around Dani's soft waist and let gravity do the rest. The pair dropped like stones into the thick haze of Calcine's smoke. The hot smoke rolled heavily in Brandy's lungs, but it was a familiar, breathable burn, and it kept the sniper shots from finding them.

"Brace!" Dani barked as the air rippled around them, and she sent a Tackle straight into the ground.

They hit hard, but the ground broke before them. Brandy kept Dani cushioned against her chest a...

Pumpkin Spiced Latte (Lay the Very Best - Chapter 413)

Calcine didn't wait for further instructions. She leapt off the side of the arcade machines and dropped like a meteor towards the giant Polteageist, which was climbing after them.

"Insane move!" the Polteageist cheered, "That's the spirit, no holding back!"

Calcine's fist met porcelain with a loud crack that rang through the warped arcade. The Carkol was almost lost in those giant, statuesque curves corseted in cracked china. Steam bled through the hairline fractures that spread ...

Back from Birthday! (Writing Update)

Hey hey all!

Had a lovely time, but you are down nearly a week of chapters, and that's no good. So starting tomorrow, we'll play catch-up with a chapter a day, and hopefully that'll see us right.

Thanks for patience! You're all the best. I'm gonna get an early night so I can get on it!

Up For A Game (Lay the Very Best - Chapter 412)

Morgan was doing her best to stay ahead of Brandy, but she'd catch the Murkrow eventually, and then she was going to tweak her tail feathers. Dexing her parents wasn't a grand betrayal, but it was certainly mischief.

Brandy didn't hate her moms. She adored Fenny and Scoria. It's just, well, they were pretty insufferably horny usually. Now they're trying for a kid? They were going to make a scene, and like all parents, somehow end up embarrassing Brandy instead of themselves.

Noth...

Birthday! (Writing Update)

It's my Birthday Friday!

I am being kidnapped for the weekend, so it's going to mess the schedule a bit. I'll get one out for Tonight or Thursday and they may not be till Monday for the next. Sorry! But I'm old(er) and people are insisting on having fun, the fiends.

She's Putting Together A Team (Lay the Very Best - Chapter 411)

Brandy was proud of her partners that she didn't come back to complete chaos. Morgan had her Pokédex and was frantically typing on it, while

Brandy was proud of her partners that she didn't come back to complete chaos. Morgan had her Pokédex and was frantically typing on it, while the others sat to her side.

Dani had been wedged in between Sparky and Calcine, and already had a lot of black lipstick kisses all over her face. Calcine tilted up Dani's chin, eyes smoldering, then le...

A Tongue of Fun (Lay the Very Best - Chapter 410)

Brandy wasn't usually the type to pin someone down and wear them out. She was a giver and loved to find out what a person wanted, then do ev

Brandy wasn't usually the type to pin someone down and wear them out. She was a giver and loved to find out what a person wanted, then do everything in her power to ensure they got it.

But this? Watching Rosa's sharp little smirk crumble into gasps and shaky moans under her weight? Feeling her wriggle in anticipation of what Brandy was going ...

Scene Does Contain a Lap Dance (Lay the Very Best - Chapter 409)

Rosa straightened up in her seat, shoulders rolling back and presenting her lap for Brandy. The sequins on her waistcoat glittered as Brandy popped open her waistcoat by running her finger down the lapels.

"Didn't say to undress me."

"Shh, seats don't talk." Brandy admonished as she pushed the waistcoat back and then grabbed Rosa's knees, pressing her legs together, licking her lips at the squish of Rosa's thighs being kneaded into each other.

Fuck, she was going to enjoy ...

Dealer's Choice (Lay the Very Best - Chapter 408)

Brandy's head was still fuzzy from the lingering haze of Nibbles' poison, which made her skin hum and her thoughts drift into heat-soaked places. She could feel that fire roaring inside her again, hotter than her Steam Engine heart. It could fill her right up if she could just tap into it. Rosa was shuffling the card deck, and Brandy's gaze lingered on all that chest barely contained beneath the sparkly sequins, the faint give of the fabric each time Rosa breathed. She imagined what it'd...

Two Fingers of Brandy (Lay the Very Best - Chapter 407)

"Brandy, babe! Oh, you have to get in here."

Light blue hair flowed across the table and melded together to form slick tentacles, grabbing Brandy's hips and wrists and dragging forward. She bumped against the edge of the card table, only avoiding falling face-first onto the spread of discarded cards because Nibbles caught her cheek in her hand.

"I've missed you already, you're our lucky gal, you know?"

Nibbles seemed to be having the time of her life, with a pair of sunglas...

A Heist for Young Lovers (Lay the Very Best - Chapter 406)

Brandy had tried to get more out of Morgan, but the Murkrow had just grabbed Brandy's hand and pulled her deeper into the casino. She was moving with such purpose that Brandy had to dig in her heels and tug back on Morgan's wing-arm, the feathers brushing across her knuckles as the Murkrow stumbled to a halt with a sharp squawk.

"We're doing it right now?" Brandy said, "You don't want to plan?"

"What?" Morgan looked at Brandy, clearly saw the worry in Brandy's eyes, and then, beca...

Tomorrow! (Writing Update)

Again, I know, just got a bit of the sniffles today. Almost done it though. Tomorrow!

Take The Money And Run (Lay the Very Best - Chapter 405)

Brandy wasn't used to seeing Morgan caught off guard. She was nearly always effortlessly on top of things, seeing Morgan seeth like a kettle at boiling point felt wrong. All she could offer was support; a hand reached out and ruffled through her feathers, the tension in Morgan's arm jumping as she kept her eyes locked with Vivienne.

Calcine was around the other side doing the same, but it didn't stop Morgan from being a ball of barely contained fury between them.

Vivi sat on her...

As Luck Would Have It (Lay the Very Best - Chapter 404)

The interior of the Spikemuth Gym was a sensory overload. It was like a nightclub melted into a casino, but somehow it had class to it. Lights strobed in flashes of ultraviolet and blood red, illuminating arched steel beams wrapped in black velvet. Music thumped through the floor, reverberating so loudly that Brandy could feel it in her bones, a heady mix of sultry synthwave and pounding basslines. The air smelled like candy and a hint of rich perfume, giving the brain a warm, comforting hug....

Oh no. She's hot. (Lay the Very Best - Chapter 403)

Brandy was lying face-down on the plaza stones with her ass in the air, a coin balanced precariously on one cheek, and both Dani and Sparky crouched behind her in the middle of a heated discussion about launch angles.

"We just need more arc," Dani whispered, pigtails twitching excitedly. "The curve of her butt makes it ping off weird."

"No, more spin," Sparky argued. "Gotta get the bounce. Brandy's ass has got perfect tension, it's not an angle thing."

"I can hear you," Bran...

The Greatest Game (Lay the Very Best - Chapter 402)

Getting Sparky back hadn't been easy. Lilith really hadn't wanted to let a prime bit of dick get away. Especially when it was attached to a mouthy bug who deserved everything she got. It was why Brandy had black lipstick all over her neck, covering some still-raw bite marks.

It was wild that Brandy had been fighting to not get into a threesome with a hot goth, but her life lately felt like a series of increasingly insane events. Taking a moment to breathe was necessary not to go crazy.<...

Head and Breakfast (Lay the Very Best - Chapter 401)

Brandy woke up warm. Her Steam Engine was humming happily in her chest, but it went deeper than that. She felt satisfied, that kind of glow you get after a delicious meal or lying in the sun on a breezy day. It was so nice, Brandy really didn't want to get out of bed.

Dani was curled up against her chest, little happy snores puffing against Brandy's collarbone, her arms wrapped around Brandy like she was a big soft plushie. She hadn't meant to fall asleep together like this. She'd wante...

Confused itself in the Confusion (Lay the Very Best - Chapter 400)

Dani had always wanted to be a sex haver.

Dick giver? Pussy slayer? There wasn't really a good word for it. She just wanted to be a Magikarp that fucked.

It had never really gone like that, though; her first time had turned into her every time. It was way back now, not on a fancy cruise ship or the little boat Brandy had been on, but a mid-sized ferry packed with humans, trainers, and their Pokémon. The ideal feasting ground for some thirsty Sea Pokémon.

It'd been her firs...

Just Do Your Best (Lay the Very Best - Chapter 399)

In the most affectionate way possible, Sparky and Rhona were being smug little shits right now. Brandy was more than happy to let them take control. But the way they exchanged those little grins, so pleased with themselves as they coached Dani along, made her want to roll her eyes even as she melted under their attention. If she'd been of sounder mind, she'd have teased them both for how utterly insufferable they were being. But she couldn't, because she was being emotionally and physically s...

Tomorrow! (Writing Update)

It's very hot and I have had like 5 hours sleep, so I'll be fit and fresh tomorrow! Do my best to catch you up soon as possible. Thanks for the patience you're all the best <3

Tiny Holiday! (Writing Update)

Hi hi!

I've got to crew a LARP, and I've been awful and not got a backlog so updates won't be for a lil bit. I'll try for Sunday, but Monday at the worst and make up. Hopefully that's okay! If it's not, call me names below! Be really mean! I deserve it sorry!

It's baking hot here anyway, it's real rough right now.