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Tong-tacles (Lay the Very Best - Chapter 317)

Black smoke pooled around the Mareanie's feet as she strode confidently into the ice spear arena. She was captivating to look at; her golden eyes had a vividly green pupil that gave her a manicly intense gaze. Her hair stretched far down past her hip, soft light blue strands that wafted in the air and wet, slick-looking tentacle. It flowed between the two states, rippling like an invisible changing tide washed over her, making it seem like she was underwater, even above the ocean waves. A few...

Baton Pass (Lay the Very Best - Chapter 316)

Brandy was trying to remember what the little holes in the deck were called. The ones that let the rainwater drain out. It couldn't be drains; that didn't feel right. There had to be a fancy ship word for it. They were doing a shit job, whatever those drains were called.

Her boots splashed through the ankle-deep water pooled up on the deck. Thankfully, when Brandy and the gang had splashed out for travel gear, Brandy had ensured she got a comfy pair of hiking boots and had been we...

Special Interest Activated (Lay the Very Best - Chapter 315)

"I think she's dead," Sparky said, patting the Magikarp's cheeks. The wet slap of skin didn't do anything to rouse the Pokémon from her slow, gentle whining. "Brandy sucked out her soul."

"She's making a noise," Morgan poked at the Magikarp's legs, which were shimmering with water. "I think she's trying to use Flail and ... failing."

Sparky snorted.

"Wasn't a pun."

"Was, and I got a worse one."

"If only we had time," Morgan crossed her hands over her heart. "...

Flail-Girl (Lay the Very Best - Chapter 314)

As a wild Pokémon clambered up the side of the boat, the rain pounding down and making every handhold painfully slippy, the sound of fighting above echoed over the edge. It would be so easy to drop back into the ocean and swim away from the furor above, leave this to the Pokémon who could handle it! But no, sea Pokémon had to stick together, so even if it was scary, she took a breath, readjusted her tiny crown, and climbed higher.

Danièle knew she only really had three things goin...

Busy Work Week! (Writing Update)

Will be doing a Fri/Sat/Sun update this week, as I had to do a lot of work IRL and it's eaten up the time!

Sorry to pack them all in at the end, I like to try spread them out but needs must sometimes! 

Raining on My Parade (Lay the Very Best - Chapter 313)

"I'm going to throw car batteries into the ocean," Sparky said, face pressed to the boat's living room window. The rain was hammering down on the other side of it, a soft rhythmic patter, like gentle fingers drumming out a tune on a woman's stomach.

"That's illegal," Morgan said, fully splayed out in Brandy's lap, pressing her back into a delightfully soft sofa. "Araquanids will write mean protest songs about you if you do that. You're a better rascal than a villain."

"Says the vi...

Buggy Steering (Lay the Very Best - Chapter 312)

"I got four arms. I'd be so good at steering the ship." 

Marina was being very patient with Sparky, who was literally climbing all over her. Not that Brandy blamed her; Marina looked hot as sin at the ship's helm, and a hot, commanding lady was total bug bait. The Lapras had dressed to match Maple's white Captain outfit, including the size of the outfit because she did not fit into it. Tailored holes in the back of the gorgeous gold-trimmed suit let the silver lumps of her cor...

Stupid Sexy Kalosians (Lay the Very Best - 311)

A giant ball of water like that, you expected some kind of terrifying monstrous giantess to step out of it. So it was a little surprising when a short woman delicately stepped onto the ship railing, stroking long fingers over the brim of Morgan's hat. Like her voice, she was absolutely gorgeous, with creamy white skin and twin-tailed red hair that almost bordered on the ridiculous for how long and elaborately shaped it was around her curvy body. She wasn't wearing a single stitch, so her own ...

Like a Watermelon (Lay the Very Best - Chapter 310)

"And so the Brandy dick was sealed away, its power too great for mortal Pokémon," Sparky said as she reverently closed the box the Dinah-made dildo had come in. "We may hope to have the strength to endure when its full power is unsealed."

Brandy couldn't even respond; she felt like she was floating a few feet above her body, the sea wind blowing through her ephemeral form. This had been special, in a way even beyond getting a blowjob off Mercury. She hadn't been any less merciless than...

Total Relaxation (Lay the Very Best - Chapter 309)

Hulbury was becoming a distant speck, the sea's rolling waves splashing off the side of the ship's hull as the engine quietly hummed beneath. As civilization faded away, so did the last thing Brandy could focus on to keep her composure, and she was left with just the sight of her swinging dick and the two bunny girls kneeling on either side of it. Holly was on her right, her hands sliding up her thigh, her head turning to give Brandy's new cock a little kiss as her tongue ran over her li...

Four Special Words (Lay the Very Best - Chapter 308)

"How can she be so hot? This isn't even that sexy," Sparky said, riding piggyback on Calcine. She had two arms under Calcine's armpits and was getting two good handfuls of squeezing in on Calcine's chest. The other two arms went over the shoulders for a hug that would have been a chokehold on someone with a weaker neck. Calcine just wore her like a scarf, focused on her work. 

"I'd say this is pretty sexy," Calcine said as she raised Brandy's ass and slid the harness underneath her...

Sit Back, Relax and Enjoy the Show (Lay the Very Best - Chapter 307)

"Sunhat," Sparky said, plopping a huge floppy-brimmed straw hat onto Brandy's head. "Don't forget the shades."

Brandy tried to fight Sparky's hands for the sunglasses to put them on herself, but she was outnumbered. Sparky folded her arms over her chest as she slid a pair of shades onto Brandy's face and leaned in to kiss her forehead. Brandy did giggle at Sparky bumping into the brim of the hat she'd just put on, but she quickly adjusted to get under it and give Brandy a cute smooch. 2024-10-15 22:12:41 +0000 UTC View Post

O Captain! My Captain! (Lay the Very Best - Chapter 306)

Maple had been waiting eagerly to show Brandy around the boat, and Brandy wanted to be a good girlfriend and pay attention. Unfortunately for Brandy, Maple had dressed up for the occasion wearing a gorgeous white suit jacket with golden buttons that rode against the tight white mini-skirt she'd squeezed her perfect bubble butt into. It clung to her hips like a second skin, and Brandy was obsessed with taking in every detail. Her eyes were supposed to be taking in the food prep area, and it wa...

Both Alike in Dignity (Lay the Very Best - Chapter 305)

"It's a shame humans can't evolve," Sparky said, walking with two arms around Brandy, the brisk sea wind encouraging Brandy to snuggle into the warmth of Sparky's fur. "I feel you'd be due."

"Hulbury was good to all of us," Brandy said, patting one of Sparky's new arms that was not so subtly trying to sneak a squeeze of her butt. "You're impressed with me in particular?"

"Fishing for compliments!" Sparky snapped a bite at Brandy's ear, but she ducked it with a giggle. A sexy nurse...

Bedside Attitude (Lay the Very Best - Chapter 304)

"Ah, you're stirring finally," someone said. It wasn't clear who. Brandy's head felt like it'd been stuffed with half-melted marshmallows—pleasantly warm and comfortably mushy, but not how it should be. 

Shifting, Brandy felt soft sheets against her skin. A bed? Did Sparky and Brandy really go all night?

Sure, they'd gotten really into it; they'd both been humming with energy, literally, in Sparky's case. Brandy was sure the fuse box had gone out at one point because everyt...

Everybody Leaves Happy (Lay the Very Best - Chapter 303)

It'd been a long night of incredible delights, and Brandy had to enjoy one more before it was done.

Lying on her back against the smooth, polished wood of the stage, Brandy took in the view. The rolling curves of Sparky's body were a real treat now that her partner had joined the tall club, but her evolution hadn't changed the essence of what made Sparky. She was still a lot to handle, with curves that'd consume a squeezing hand and a meaty dick that slapped against thick thighs as she ...

Making Heads or Tails of it (Lay the Very Best - Chapter 302)

Nobody had any idea what the coin landing on its side meant, but that wasn't going to stop them going absolutely wild.

Ceridwen angrily flailed her arms as her team held her back. Morgan strutted along the edge of the stage, wings spread and bowing like she was receiving a Nation Badge from the Queen. People were throwing napkins and nuts at her for being so fucking smug. She was weathering their derision with incredible grace. Holly had snuck in to whisper with Maple, no doubt trying t...

No-Win Situation (Lay the Very Best - Chapter 301)

Brandy was a beautiful, sweaty mess.

She'd tried to outlast Saffira, Maple, and Wren, but this wasn't like Mercury or Sharpy, where she could find a trick to win. This was pure skin-on-skin pounding, and her body didn't have the inheritance to handle it. Her body had been pushed to the limits, a curling ball of fire rolling in her chest as her Steam Engine kept running on the last fumes of her stamina reserves. Her brain was a pleasant fog of simmering bliss; there was a point wher...

Writing Update!

Hi hi!

Things have been pretty crazy getting settled into new job, but come Monday I should be back in my regular home and on normal hours again.

Hopefully, I can pick up speed and get things out finally! The slowdown has been driving me nuts.

Thanks for bearing with me. I'll try to get a chapter out on Monday, but if traffic back home is horrible, it might be Tuesday.

Thanks for the patience with my mess, which has been going on MONTHS now.

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Wing to Wing (Lay the Very Best - Chapter 300)

Harper dipped her wings and dove straight through a forming raincloud. It was ripped out into a long line behind her, cutting a swathe through the night sky's stars as her Hydration ability sucked up all the moisture in the air. There was a big moon in the sky tonight, combined with Hulbury's night lights; anyone looking up would see the graceful silvery corkscrew she'd turned the cloud into.

It wasn't why she was here, but making her mark felt good. Harper wasn't just any feathered Pok...

Bunnies Hot. Honesty Hotter (Lay the Very Best - Chapter 299)

Brandy kept her lips sealed tight around Maple's cock as she was being stuffed full of dick. She could barely move, but that didn't mean she was powerless. Far from it, Brandy was the focus of everything, which meant even the smallest gestures from her carried an immense weight. A slight curl of her tongue around the glistening cock in her mouth had Maple twitching in pleasure, but if Brandy wanted to be utterly merciless, and she did, all she had to do was stare up at Maple as she did it wit...

Just Have to Take It (Lay the Very Best - Chapter 298)

Pinned in place and ready to be used as a set of highly fuckable holes by three gorgeous bunny girls. This wasn't even the stuff of dreams; Brandy had never had dreams this decadently pornographic. This whole situation was a gift from Arceus herself and the insane thing, the truly insane thing?

It wasn't even the highlight of Brandy's week.

Brandy was on her knees, sucking Maple Haze's rather weighty invisible dick and making the stunning blonde's toes curl with...

Intangible Benefits (Lay the Very Best - Chapter 297)

The anticipation made Brandy sweat, and it was getting in her eyes. She didn't want to miss a second of the show, so she blinked rapidly as she tried to stare through its stinging pain. Brandy wanted to wipe it away with a hand, but Holly's Play Rough meant moving was impossible. Any time she tried to move, Holly would grab the offending limb firmly and grind their bodies together as she whispered evil, evil things in Brandy's ears about how badly she was about to be fucked. She didn't need a...

Commit to the Bit (Lay the Very Best - Chapter 296)

Maple's hand had kept Brandy from sprawling on the floor, but Holly was not a light Marill. All those curves gave her weight, so Brandy was forced to her knees. As Holly kneaded her breasts and whispered litanies of what she was going to do to Brandy's body, Maple's hand slid from Brandy's chin across her cheek and back into her spiky red hair. The grip tightened, and with a hard tug, Maple pulled Brandy's head back. The Trainer gasped as she was forced to look up at Maple, over the cors...

Come at the Queen (Lay the Very Best - Chapter 295)

This wasn't a fair fight, but Brandy couldn't decide who it was unfair to.

On a purely rational level, Brandy held a massive advantage. A Trainer and two Pokémon could have Three Trainers pressed down onto their knees in the blink of an eye. Inheritance was powerful, and every day, Brandy gained a bit more strength from those she loved. But it'd take decades to be someone like Professor Joan and finally cross that gap in power between humanity and monsters.

Even tha...

Oh? You're Approaching Me? (Lay the Very Best - Chapter 294)

Saffira finished her dance by sweeping up Wren and kissing the life out of her. One strong arm supported Wren's back, bending her over until she was folded almost in half. Wren was so lost in the kiss that her arms dangled limp at her sides, and Saffira slowly swept her down onto the stage, neon paint smearing off her body and over Wren's tight-fitting bunny outfit as she ground their bodies together. The crowd was riotous at first, but as it continued, they all fell silent, basking in the mo...

Glow Up (Lay the Very Best - Chapter 293)

Brandy's giggles echoed in an otherwise silent club. 

All eyes were on them, and Sparky was reveling in the spotlight. She was the villain of the room, relishing her role and grinning widely as she focused on dismantling Brandy. Sparky's hands were relentless, and Brandy was powerless to resist. One hand caressed her belly while another dug into her feet. She kicked out, but it only aided the one scratching at her thighs to dig in deeper. Even Brandy's laughter was a torment, as on...

Good Girls Come In Threes (Lay the Very Best - Chapter 292)

Horns made for a perfect handhold, ideal for taking control in all the right ways. To the inexperienced, something so hard and lacking nerve endings might seem like a hindrance to sexy times. But a great trainer knew how to appreciate new and unusual things. Brandy was appreciating it to the fullest right now.

Brandy seized the base of Tess's horn, gave it a gentle twist, and like a lever, it made Tess's pinky-purple ears shoot straight along the sofa cushion she lounged on. Brandy hear...

Good Girls Come in Threes (Lay the Very Best - Chapter 292)

Horns made for a perfect handhold, ideal for taking control in all the right ways. To the inexperienced, something so hard and lacking nerve endings might seem like a hindrance to sexy times. But a great trainer knew how to appreciate new and unusual things. Brandy was appreciating it to the fullest right now.

Brandy seized the base of Tess's horn, gave it a gentle twist, and like a lever, it made Tess's pinky-purple ears shoot straight along the sofa cushion she lounged on. Brandy hear...

Hdjsjsndndnn (Lay the Very Best - Chapter 291)

Mumbles was trying to think, and it was hard, oh, it was so hard.

She hadn't always been like this. A long time ago, though how long she's not sure, she woke up on a beach spread out on the sand. It was probably the most relaxed she'd ever been. The sea surf softly lapped against her skin, eagerly drinking water to help bulk out her body. She felt like a small part of something gigantic, a little sandy woman there to make this corner of the beach a bit prettier. She'd let the birds in t...