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haha i love meulins design its so cool that none of the dancestors ever say anything so they could never, for instance, all be extraordinarily problematic in like every way possible haha this is epic!!!!

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having a r-eely good time

dont let me st-eel the show. i hope my puns f-eel painful. i hope you want to k-eel over. 


hagfish

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dude get your head out of the gutter

like literally


(this is mocca!!! shes an oc of @tobitobi90art!!! follow posthaste!!!!)

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whats been up with my sticky art recently

i have successfully created quite a few sticky and slimy pieces recently. if u see a sticky and slimy poll at any point soon, i just hope you dont say you didnt see it coming

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miss cloudy

been playing calamity again and whoops!!! looks like im going for the heart of the elements again and am going to have to hunt down sexy women. man this is so downright unfortunate whatever am i going to do :C

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broomstick on da sofa

u bitches thought this was a roxy poll. once again i prove that everything in this world is just part of my little game

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OCTOBER 2022 VOTE - ROXY'S HALLOWEEN

roxy lalonde has received an invitation for jade's halloween party.

BUT OH NO! SHOCK! GASP!!!!!!!!!!!! she doesnt have any good outfit ideas and cant be bothered to think about it herself.

looks like roxy will have to be saved through the democratic process, and NOT the kind that involves chainsaws.

ARE YOU UP TO THE CHALLENGE??????


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selling this for more than the spamton lisa

bidding starts at [[heartshapedobject]]


takers?

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choice edible

imagine being a species with penises so huge that other creatures just straight up take them and eat them. welcome to the hell of being a mushroom.

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September 2022 Vote - MUSHROOMS!!!!

Hello mushroom lovers :)

Today we will be engaging in a lovely little hobby of mine, which is studying wildlife!

Remember to be soft and kind to the specimens, who are kindly gifting us with their presence today <3

Here's an informational leaflet about our excursion today. Please read the details carefully--mushrooms can be dangerous when careless!


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all creamed up

this goes out to that person who literally like twenty minutes ago subscribed. like i was gonna post it anyway but still

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tabris & bardiel

no tavros what are you doing over vriskas unconscious body nooooo!!!!

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scourge of snapchat

i knew i was on the right track with this when i showed it to my friends and they cringed

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September 2022 Vote - Vibes the Bitch

firstly id like to welcome all of my new patrons to the secret tenth circle of hell, where you will be tormented in perpetuity with inane votes of the strangest calibur. thanks guys <3

todays experiment that i had to sneak by the ethics board involves voting for my bitch squirrel sonic OC's daily activity. everyone who votes gets a free peanut!

free at your own expense, of course.

<...

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in the flow (potentially)

i think we could really vibe together (vibe is a euphemism for sex, as well as a squirrel)

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ROXY IS NOT ALONE - FULL COMIC

surprise! i made a comic

ok actually ive been slowly working on this one commission set for a year, and although theres a story to the image set, it could only really come through with some writing! so i did that.

idk why im advertising it so hard its roxy lalonde getting fucked by GHB we can cut the call short there

anyway its attached below. have fun!!

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group photo!!!!

ok well. its not a group if theres only two of you. so.

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her name is marina

art trade with @izzycantpaint on instagram

nominative biases arent real whoever tells u otherwise is probably just lying to u bc their name sucks and nobody cool has it

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cobalt, jade, and purple

haha good luck reading my handwriting!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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August 2022 Vote - Vriska

vriska


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epilepsy warning

just dont stare at their tits, youll be fine


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ok well mission failed

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ok remember when i said it would have tits

i fucking LIED i fucking DUPED you ALL

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June 2022 Vote - "I'm on my period"

pick an element or compund. it WILL have breasts.


trmurpet


(its a french horn)

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please!! save the world!!!

you did kinda kill the guardian of the spirits of light and dark i do consider this your fault

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holy see, holy do

finally an excuse to draw panticle and stockington!!!

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turnabout bounce

ive been thinking about doing a remake of my old animation for a while and i have now serendipitously decided that this is the time for absolutely no external reasons whatsoever

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THE MEGA MUSHROOM PHOTOSHOOT EXCLUSIVE

you check the other papers at the newsstand, and some headlines read as following:


"TOP 10 EPIC LIFE HACKS TO JUMP AN EXTRA BLOCK!"
there's an attached stock image of a strollin' stu with a lightbulb above its head.


"BREAKING: PRINCESS CAUGHT SLEEPING WITH ANOTHER MAN?!"
there's an attached image of princess peach sleeping soundly with a plush zeekeeper.

"FIFTEEN DEAD AFTER MASS ACCIDENT ON UNMARKED CLIFF"
there's an attached image of a green koopa troopa ap...

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this is my actual headcanon now

porrim got her tattoos done by pre-scratch nepeta, literally stated in canon fifty times fr fr all facts on god [citation needed]

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June 2022 Vote - Princesses (among others)

the top two winners get their own art!!!! im feeling generous i guess

yea i included white mage so i could watch u all squirm

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feneri

fepery............. february............

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