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SALE ON PINS, BUTTONS, AND MAGNET (public post)

We're getting rid of some overwhelming stock in my Topatoco shop, so here's a damn public post about what you can grab!

•Snake and Crange enamel pins are now sold as set for $10! 

•Wooden "This is Fine" Magnets gotta go at $5 a pop! 

2023-09-08 18:52:33 +0000 UTC View Post

"The Machine" & 2 others...

Hello folks. What a busy week! I visited NYC and walked around the hot, nasty shopping mall that is Manhattan. What a place full of so much and so little at once! Took Wednesday to sort of recoup from bad travel, and now I'm here getting some God's Hands done and working earnestly with Topatoco to get the Pinocchio kickstarter going. Yes, Kickstarter! We're just gonna go with KS cus it'll get more eyes on the prize and they work just fine. Remember when people were upset about the NF...

pino bookmark (2nd image added)

actually for real working towards getting the pinocchio crowd funder ready. decided I wanted to do a fun lenticular bookmark. you turn it and see pinocchio make a mistake lmao!!!!

actually for real getting it ready. for real. happy labour day

edit: added the finished and colored version. it would switch from one to the other when flipped to and fro

Big Shoes (gh extra)

An extra gag done as copic marker practice. Taken from my sketchbook originally. Need to scan these probably, but a picture does the job enough!

How to Stop a Problem, 14

Wow! Two of these updates within a month? That's right folks, I'm diggin' in and gonna make this The Next Thing. Thinking about longevity as I go forward with my art and my comics. And it's just nice to be able to not look at my computer screen for several hours and draw with real life tools again. It's not better, just different. And a welcome difference.

More to come as I get ready for "Me and You" in 2024. I want this one to be the last comic I ever have to do, so it will just HAVE g...

copic marker doodles

hey folks! a small update to let ya know where I’m at! I’m going whole hog into “Me and You” aka “How to stop a Problem”. I’ve got 5 pages ready and gonna do more after I post this. I’m planning for a 2024 drop date. First monday of the new year! So I’m going in on getting more ahead of time (tho we have plenty now).

Also going in on more physical media now. It’s a rare thing to not have to look at a screen so much, so I wanted to figure out copic markers and such mo...

"Honest with Strangers" and 1 more...

Two more God's Hands to even out my 3-a-week schedule I upload and give to comics kingdom. I forgot one and skipped uploading the body bag comic so I wanted to make it an even week of three comics at the ready. Meaning I should be good until the middle of September. Which gives me time to chase the dragon of "How to Stop a Problem" some more. Expect more of that in the coming week.

"Crumb Lovers" & 2 more...

Hey again to all new friends and old. Thank you for joining me here on patreon. Weird timing however, as I am still recovering from a sprained ankle and am doing my best not to make it worse by trundling up the stairs in my apartment all the time to draw in my office. I also like to stand when I draw, but that's out the window for a while. So, I'm simply trying to take it easy while my cat chomps at the wires of my computer to get me to pay attention to him more and do the minimal amount of w...

VG Cheats n Beatums reposts (vol. 2)

Folks, has it been that long already? Almost out of the first 10 VG Cheats n Beatums I reposted here and online and now we gotta get more ready! So I did! Another 10 comics for ya (the fez comics are two update pages long).

To recap: After Gunshow ended in 2014, I got in talks with USGamer dot net to do a weekly video game comic! The comic is lost as US Gamer doesn't exist anymore. But I also did a book collecting these and some more with Fangamer! The book is out of print... So one las...

How to Stop a Problem, 13

Sorry for the downtime this week. Last friday I rolled my foot and sprained that ankle that the rolled foot connects to. It was a minor injury, but one I needed to rest and take care of. So I took a break! Just sat my ass down and played video games and read books and got crazy bored. But I am doing and feeling better and today can finally finish and post the next part of HTSAP. Which I have, as seen above.

Still thinking about how to angle this if and when I decide to post. Would like ...

"That's Him Officer"

I'm on the move finishing some new pages of "How to Stop a Problem" and thought I'd at least get another GH down as well. HOPEFULLY ITS FUNNY IN THE LIGHT OF A NEW DAY!! Back to it! BYE

"Don't Pay to Listen to Art" & 2 more...

I'm just cleaning out the notebook of God's Hands ideas so more can come in and spread their legs. Then I'd like to get back onto "How to Stop a Problem" some more. I still got some Cultists! cookin' tho, don't worry. Still in the writing portion of that.

Let's Ask The Man Who Lost his Brain

Classic goof! Always liked that guy. Good to have him on our show!

"Leave his work at home" & 2 more...

Inspired to knock these out on a sunday night. Nothing matters here except the comics that you do.

The Weed That Curses You

Lo! Look upon the folly of these men here!! How we laugh at their misfortune! HA!

Applause Sign (gh)

Here you go!!!!!!!!!!!!

the Purpose of the Towels

Here's a god's hand!s! Gotta get back on top of these, almost out!!!! Gha ha ha ha!

Oh, this is based on the awful thing French people do when they eat an Ortolan!

How to Stop a Problem, 12

Helllllllooooo gamers. I'm back from my trip to Oklahoma and ready enough to get back to work. So ready that I did ONE page of this comic while there and TWO MORE today so I could upload these next 8 pages for you.

The trip was fine and nice and none of your business. But I am ready to get back on it and maybe even get more serious about this project, our secret project called "How to Stop a Problem". Which was a code name.... it's real project name? ME AND YOU, OH HO HO HO HO ...

merch perch and patreon update

Hey gang. Sorry it's been a bit quiet, but I am staring down the barrel of a trip back to Oklahoma briefly to see my family then a drive back! Driving, yikes! But that's next week. This week, I'm getting all my ducks in order with this and that before I leave. One of them being merch! Here's some screenshots of ideas:

•"It's Happening with or Without you" Some cat and mouse merch with an ominous warning for all who read it. I made it clean and nice with a pen tool but I'm won...

"Watching Columbo" & 5 more...

There we go. All I had in the tank that should keep me in business until, uh, sometime in August I think. I gotta upload em and that's when I figure out which makes the Comics Kingdom so old people can yell at me in the comments. Sigh, but that is my burden... my cross to bear...

"Pick your own Worm" & 2 more...

It's not just any particular finger, but the whole hand. God's Hands catch up continues with three more today for ya.

edit: took out a stragglin' apostrophe 

"Box Office" & 2 more...

The name of the game this week is getting ahead on God's Hands before I head out west to see family this summer. Expect more in the coming days.

Cultists! "Fluoride" p4 (end)

OUWGH!!! Here's the rest of FLUORIDE! Another Cultists in the can! Big ups, big downs! Let's friggin' get outta here!! WHY is it ONLY THURSDAY. Whatever! Enjoy!

VG Cheats n Beatums reposts (vol. 1)

So, here's a plast from the bast. After Gunshow ended, I was able to get paid for a video game webcomic by the (seemingly now defunct) site USGAMER. I did that for about a year! And the archive is lost cus the site is gone. So I'm gonna make it found and start re-posting them once a week on KBKC. Here's the first batch of them with a new logo and titles and things. It'll nice to see these back in the mix again.

I also did a boo...

"Nice Shoes"

Something to start the day. Gonna go for another Cultists! page or two as well. Here's hoping! Cross your fingers!!!!

"Fun Pet"

Mondays got me feelin'!! Like!!! GARFIELD!

Cultists! "Fluoride" p3

A Saturday update with two more pages of this Cultists episode. Enjoy the day!

edit: fixed typo

Cultists! "Fluoride" p2

Here we are. Getting to work again, finally.

Good Consumer (fixed)

I made it better

Cultists! - "Fluoride," 1

FOLKS!!! It's time for episode 4 of ka-ka-ka-CULTISTS! This episode, our boys obsess over teen cartoon dramas while getting back to basics with the quarterly fluoride refill process. How and where? Jeez, let me finish the next pages before you start hounding me with questions!