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Messaging me

Hello, recently there has been numerous confusion on how to message me regarding commissions and such. On the browser is the easiest way as there is literally a "message" button on the front of my profile. On the app, there is the message option on the bottom that looks like speech bubbles, you need to go into there, select the envelope icon, then the + (Plus) Icon on the top right, search for me on that list of people, and bada bing bada boom, you got it.

There are help icons and FAQ'...

Werewolf Price Gets a Bite (MXAfab Audio)

Daddy Price invites you to his cabin where the two of you get to enjoy one another far away from the stresses of the world. Good company, the wilderness, and tea. Oh, but of course, you had something else on the brain, didn't you? Something along the lines of "Oh Peepaw, what big hands you have, all the better to pin me down and ravage me with, right?"

Trying something new with the gender labels as well, there's no specific gender mentioned in this audio. Except for Price being Daddy I...

Cooper's Care (NB Listener)

A SFW audio of the Ghoul from the Fallout show on amazon. It's unusual for a Ghoul to be a kind hand and take care of you, but there is a bit of give and take with these deals. Say what you will about him, but he's a ghoul of his word, and so long as you're able to get him what he needs he'll have your back.

Werewolf Price Gets a Bite (NB AFAB Listener) Early Release

Enjoying some time in the wild with your British Daddy is always enjoyable. Isolation in the log cabin, relaxing after hikes and curling up by the fire, and it's even hotter that he's a huge werewolf. After a good time outside he'd like it to be tea time, but you have... other ideas.

The sale is still going on this month for commissions as an apology for the price not getting corrected in time last month, so grab them! We don't kinkshame here, we kink celebrate.

Gaz Appreciation (Featuring Soap) NB Listener

After the events of the totally new canonical ending of MW3, Soap is making a recovery, albeit a slow one. You've been working incredibly hard taking care of him, but neglecting both yourself and the other boys of 141 who you have a thing with. So when Gaz take care of you, you do feel obliged to return the favor with a nice bit of oral. What are good friends for, huh?

Special Attention from Gaz (Featuring Soap) Any Gender Listener, early release

You've been working hard taking care of Soap in the hospital after his gunshot injury, and the other boys want you to look out for yourself. Truth be told though, they're also a bit jealous all your attention has been on Johnny. So naturally, you decide to show him a little care with a nice, sloppy BJ. Just a little appreciation for Gaz today, he deserves it.

Voice Reminder!

With the new Dragon Age coming out I'd like to point out I can do the voices of Solas, Varric, Cullen, The Iron Bull, Blackwall, Alistair and Fenris. (Solas and Varric will sadly be SFW to keep with the lore, sorry). Though I can also do Nick Valentine and Hancock from Fallout 4 and Cooper Howard AKA The Ghoul from the Fallout show. With Venom and Deadpool coming out along with Marvel Rivals, it's worth reminding people I can DP I mean do DP's voice, Venom's, and a host of other heroes and vi...

Konig Dead by Daylight (Non gender specific audio)

Running from killers in this game is never easy, especially when your teammates leave you behind for the killer to catch, slowing them down. Lucky for you, the giant masked man is hot, sadistic, and kinky, exactly your type. So looks like you're the one who actually won the round here.

Price Updating

Since there has been a bit of confusion about prices next month, I shall elaborate.
 With the sale going, everything is 25% off. Here is what that break down looks like;

• 10 minute audios are 30$ instead of 40$

• 20 minute audios are 45$ instead of 60$

• Extra characters are 7.50$ instead of 10$

• If you are in the fictional bf tier and you want a 20 minute audio instead of the 10 minutes, there is a 15$ upcharge instead of 20$.

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Konig Dead by Daylight (Non-gender specific afab listener)

Early release of a very spicy, very thrilling audio. Konig is a new Dead by Daylight killer, stalking you through the dark and spooky maps, or he would be, if your team hadn't gone and tied you up and left you as bait. Still though, you see this as your opportunity to get out safe, and enjoy some quality time with the big guy. After all, you hear he knows how to make people scream...

Price's Foxy Man (FTM Listener)

You're one of Captain Price's favorite soldiers, top of the class, teacher's pet and all that. You're sooo good you're even up for promotion. Though you do have to prove yourself first if you want that position, and it would mean you'll be much closer to Price, more frequently. He's very rigorous, but he's sure you have what it takes to impress him...

Ghost Helps you Sleep (Frying Pan ASMR)

When you can't sleep, sometimes you need a big man with a frying pan to konk you out. But in all seriousness, this is a lovely affirmation ASMR with some sleep aid toward the end. I hope you all enjoy the treat.

Price's Foxy Man (FTM Listener Early Release)

A treat for my FTM patrons, I haven't forgotten you. Captain Price thinks you're good enough to be up for promotion, though first you need to go through a rigorous, very intensive examination. But you're a good little soldier who's up for the task, right?

Ghost Enemy Soldier Hazing (F Listener)

Working on the opposite team as Ghost can be so distracting... he's so big, and hot, and that voice of his just makes you want to melt. You just really want to be on his side, and in his pants. So when he demands you prove you can be loyal, it really is the best possible outcome.

Just a reminder commissions are discounted this month and if you upgrade you should also reap the benefits! No reason not to treat yourself to a fictional boyfriend experience, you know. I do audios for...

Ghost Enemy Soldier Hazing (F Listener, early release)

Ghost playing for the other team? Some things are too awful to be true. You'd much rather be on the winning side, you know, the side with all those hot, masked men with accents? Fortunately, you know of a sneaky way to convince him you're willing to switch sides. You just better hope you're up to proving your loyalty, because he isn't going to be gentle...

Tier pricing apologies

So it seems Patreon isn't quite able to implement the price changes simply or early, so commissions will be on sale this month, and the tier will be on sale next month. IMPORTANT
FOR UPGRADERS: If you upgrade, the price should now only be 30, but please double check if you plan on upgrading. Again, I do apologize for the inconvenience.

Professor Astarion (NB, AFAB listener, Extra monthly audio)

Ah, the extra monthly audio for the high tiers, it's a long one, and it's a doozy. I know I dropped the ball posting these in the past and I apologize, hopefully this extra long audio makes up for some of it. Astarion is your sexy law professor you're just trying to get close to by taking his class. But just taking it isn't enough, you need to actually perform, and show off that big, sexy... brain of yours. Once you show him you can do that, well, he'll feel better about rewarding your hard w...

Graves Stress Release (F Listener, Full Release)

Sometimes things don't go as planned. Heck, that happens frequently. Fortunately you have a caring commander willing to see to all your needs and help you relax. It's okay, honestly he needs a bit of fun too, and he does love spoiling you.

Also stick around for the special 10 dollar tier extra audio and discount commissions coming tomorrow, June 1st! You won't regret it! The Fictional Boyfriend tier is being lowered to 30 USD, and all commissions are 25% off, including the longe...

Soap's Trip Back Home (Any Listener)

Soap takes you on a trip back to Scotland, enjoying some nice R&R with you after things were rough and rowdy on missions, hoping to introduce you to the family, and plan a future with you. A soft, sfw fluff ASMR for you to enjoy in the middle of the week.

Graves Stress Release (F Listener, early release)

You got stressed out on a mission, and who can blame you? This work, this life, is hard no matter what you do. But your commander is a very caring sort who's here to support you and help with anything you need. Some quality time is a great way to relieve stress, after all.

Konig Cockwarming (F listener, full release)

How can you not volunteer to be used as a nice, snug, tight little warmer for your huge boyfriend's huge member, huh? After all he fills you just so well, and takes such good care of you, it's your responsibility to take care of him as well. So be a good schatz for your Colonel, and take such good care of him...

Affirmation

(Read this in whoever's voice would help you the most)

A friend of mine posted how things were really hard for them, they doubted themselves and things seemed horrible when they should have been good. Then when things got better they started feeling more confident and everything suddenly shifted to be better and come out right. Honestly, from a psychological standpoint as well, having confidence can be hard, especially when you internalize things and just get stuck in your own head. I h...

Konig Cockwarming (F listener, early release)

I'm back from the convention, so commission requests will be filled this week, thank you for being patient! in addition please send your requests though if you have them. I had a lot of fun, met some cool people, hopefully some collaboration happens in the future, fingers crossed! In the meantime, have a lovely, casual Konig Audio! I feel like a good Baldur's Gate Audio could round out the end of the month next week, so stay tuned!

Afton After Hours (NB listener, full release)

Now I know some of y'all have a thing for older men. Morally gray and physically gray types make those daddy issues go brrr, don't they? Now, a dominant, amoral, middle aged kinkster who you signed up to work under just for the hopes that he'd abuse his authority? I have you just foaming at the mouth with Matthew Lillard's William Afton doing just that. Long, girthy, and smutty. Yet as ever, I had to hold back from how dangerous I can really get... enjoy!

Konig and Soap Double Care ASMR (SFW)

When things get tough, you should reach out to those around you. It's never easy to do when we feel vulnerable and afraid that we'll be judged, but trust me when I say you're not as alone as you might feel. Friends, loved ones, found family, are all there to support you. Like Konig and Soap as they listen to you and give you soft affirmations and advice in this audio. Take care of yourselves, and enjoy.

(Also, I will be out of town for a bit, but the audio will still be posted friday! I...

Afton After Hours (Early release, NB Listener)

Confidence is attractive in men, knowing what they want from you. Someone who is in control, mature, tall, maybe a bit of a silver fox, or a yellow rabbit even. Today on the Hot Boss Fantasy (TM) we have Matthew Lillard's William Afton from the Five Nights at Freddy's movie, getting you to show him just how bad you need this job...

Good news, everyone!

Patreon recently did what they should have allowed and will now let me lower prices on tiers so I can do sales for you all! I'm thinking next month I'll run a sale on Fictional Boyfriend Tier, 25% whopping percent off, bringing the price down to 30 USD for June. Commissions will also be lower in price, 30 for a ten minute nsfw, and 20 for sfw. I want to thank everyone for sticking around and enjoying my content so much, you all deserve a little T-R-E-A-T. For now though, if you're part of...

Ghost Heavy Praise (F Listener)

I know it's been a while since I gave you all a Ghost audio, and let's be real here, many of you are here for his hot bod and for Konig, right? Well, that and the general quality of the audios, like this one where our gruff British man deals out some heavy praise your way, adoring you and caring for you during those hot and heavy moments. Enjoy it, you deserve it.

Ghost Heavy Praise (F Listener, early release)

I know, I'm super late with this early release, and I profusely apologize, but I do hope this makes up for it. For those of you who have praise kinks, this will hit all those right vibes for you as Ghost gives you exactly what you need in more ways than one. For those of you who aren't good at receiving praise, well, he still thinks you deserve it. Because you do. Next week will be an especially spicy audio belonging to a very eccentric businessman of questionable character. I'll let y...

Fanfic Commissions Open

Okay, my writing commissions are open for fanfictions! You can request anyone I've done before or check with me to be sure I'm familiar with the character, the way to request it will very much be the same as the audio commissions, listing likes, dislikes, pet names, gender, or if you'd like someone else to be the partner in the fanfic altogether. You do not have to be the person in the fic!

I will update my tagged post soon enough, but for now, a 4-6 page fic will be priced at $35 Do...