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Soap Birthday Baking Fun (Full release, F Listener)

Simon's birthday was coming up, and our darling Johnny requested your help with baking and making some special treats for him, since he means so much to the both of you. Though that doesn't mean things aren't hot and heavy for the two of you, so why not heat up the kitchen a little more with some action? The two of you deserve it for working so hard, after all...

Elder Sign: Chapter 2

I will be posting tomorrow on fanfiction costs, how many slots I will have open, length, kinks, and more! In the meantime however, do enjoy this piece of literature featuring cosmic horror, real world drama, and Italians.

Milkman's Special Delivery

Leave it to the horny people of the internet to sexualize a 2D character from a horror game, "That's Not My Neighbor." I wanted everyone to have access to this as a way of showing gratitude for sticking with me for so long, so the monthly audio is available for all NSFW Tiers as the extra monthly audio. No sound effects for this one as it is on the extra long and girthy size and my editor already works so hard. (Warning, light knifeplay)

And because the poll was so neck and neck, you ca...

Soap Baking Fun (F Listener, early release)

There's something special about baking something from scratch, and it's always fun to do with friends and for friends. And it's the most fun when it's done with friends with benefits, so you can give each other a lovely treat afterwards. It's always nice to treat yourself to some hard pounding of cake and a healthy dose of frosting, if you know what I mean.

Price Domestic Kink (FTM Listener, Full Release)

Something nice for my FTM patrons, you Daddy Price Enjoyers, you. An extra helping of Kinky and sweet rolled up into one big, burly, mutton-chopped man who loves reminding you who you belong to, body and mind. You're valid and you're always worth it, I hope you all enjoy!

Extra Audio Poll

In an effort to stay relevant, I'd like your help figuring out what characters to do for audios from more recent media/trends, so let me know! I'm kind of in a monsterfucker mood, portraying the monster of course, unless of course you'd like the listener to be the monster?

Price Domestic Kink (FTM Listener, Early release)

Home life may not be as exciting as sudden, hot heavy flings or new dates, but there's a definite comfort and security to it. And besides, being with the right person can absolutely keep things hot and spicy. For example, when Price finds out you, the listener, have been being a bit flirty with Soap, he takes his time to remind you who you belong to first and foremost ;)

Wrong Turn (Short Horror One shot)

My first attempt at a scary story, I hope it gives you chills. A family goes on a trip to the Appalachian Mountains, but never reach their destination.

Keegan the Creep ASMR (F Listener, full release)

(The title is a reference to a fun content creator, although his is spelt with one "e".)

ASMR style audio where Keegan from Call of Duty: Ghosts talks to you about the past and future, before things get a bit more intimate and spicy. He's here to be the kind of confident leader an support you however you need it, even though the future is uncertain, he'll always have your back. And sometimes, your front ;)

No sound effects because it's a more ASMR style audio rather than purely ...

Gale and Halsin SFW Calming Exercises ASMR

I wanted to post this since I know a lot of us can get overwhelmed easily by lots of things going on around us. People, lights, noises, it's a lot to have to deal with on a daily basis. This commission comes from a longtime patron, it's one of close friendship and affirmation with them relating their own experiences, reassuring you it's okay to feel that way, just also be sure to take care of yourself when it happens. I tried to keep it canon with Gale wanting monogamy and Halsin being r...

Elder Sign Chapter 1

This is a work that unlike my previous ones is all my own, not a fanfiction. While it is set in the Cthulhu Mythos, it is an idea and interpretation of that world not unlike stories such as Percy Jackson of Magnus Chase, where a protagonist has to be involved in a world of magic and horror and navigate their own lives on top of it. I'd love if anyone would check it out, I also want to start posting more of these on Reddit, any advice would be appreciated.

COD: Ghosts Keegan ASMR (Fem listener, early release)

My first foray into the character Keegan from Call of Duty: Ghosts, based on his popularity. This was a commission I did recently and I hope I did well for the listeners' tastes with our other masked man. It is indeed a longer one and no sound effects were added as the softness is meant to give a spicy ASMR feeling over a purely smutty audio. Yet again, it seems you will all have to make your own sounds ;)

Alejandro Werewolf (Fem Listener)

When you pair up with a werewolf, sometimes you have to make concessions. You have to help prep for his monthly changes, buy squeaky toys and steaks, and sometimes... well, you just decide to forego all that and let him spend the night ravishing you. I mean, hey, keep him from eating the neighbor's sheep, right?

Promised Smut

As promised, here is the smut of Ghost and Soap in their Viking AU. I will finalize the details for writing commissions soon. At the moment I'm thinking $35 for 3-6 pages such as this sampler, and 50 for a 6-10 page piece. But for now, enjoy this rough, hot, gay sex with a little enemies to lovers thrown in.

Price and Soap Affirmation Repost (free for all followers)

This was a recent commission requested by one of my patrons, who needed to hear this from their comfort characters. I like to think that what I do isn't just provide people with sexual gratification but also mental stability and support. In this audio Price and Soap help the listener understand they are not a burden nor a failure, and that their own needs are valid. Self care is not selfish, secure your own oxygen mask before helping others.

Alejandro Werewolf (F Listener, Early Release)

I don't know who thought they should make this smoldering, gorgeous man into a wild beast as well, but here you go. As a werewolf he has limited control over himself, and you've both taken preparations to help avoid any dangerous actions or exchanges in case he really loses control, buuuut of course how could you ever say no to feral Papi when he wants you so bad?

Smut Poll

So I know I've been writing Zombies and Baldur's Gate stories for a bit, but I can write short little smut pieces and link them here. Let me know what ideas y'all would like. Baldur's Gate options are also open, and if you'd like to commission a smut chapter I'll work out the specifics soon, those will be opened eventually.

(In addition certainly look forward to some pics coming your way, nothing explicit, but I'm sure you'll enjoy them)

Ghost Primal Breeding (F Listener)

When you wave a juicy steak in front of a wolf all day, don't be shocked when they decide to go feral over it. You've been sexting with Ghost all day, and now he decides to surprise you with arriving home and getting exactly what he wants from you. Really though, you can't say you didn't expect this to happen. In fact, you probably wanted it to happen, didn't you?

Soap and Price Affirmations

Something nice to have and listen to as you head towards the end of the week. Affirmations and reassurances that you are not a burden, not a failure, and not selfish. Take care of yourselves out there, it's not a bad thing to take care of your needs first sometimes. Do some self love, some self-affirmations, do some yoga or meditation. Whatever you need to do to feel less overwhelmed. You're worth it.

No Audio today, just me snoring a bunch (Early Release)

Yeah, hate to break it to you folks, I just don't have any at the ready. Definitely not a breeding kink audio with Ghost. Wish I had better news for you all but that's just how it goes. Just me and my sleep apnea, sooo sexy. Happy first of the month, everyone.

Price and his Barracks Bunny (NB AFAB listener)

When you behave like a frisky little barracks bunny, flirting around, getting the attention of all those big, strong men, what did you think would happen? That Daddy Price would just let it slide? No, actions have consequences, and he's about to remind you who owns you good and proper.

Price and his Barracks Bunny (NB Listener Early release)

Anyone familiar with the concept of a Barracks Bunny? It's a naughty little title given to someone who simply can't keep it in their pants around big burly military men. In other words, the listener. But Captain Price is a little unhappy you've been sleeping around, and would very much prefer to keep you all to himself... and he plans to show you exactly how he'll do that.

Konig Big Daddy Date and Dom (NB Listener)

An extra girthy audio for you all, starting sweet and ending spicy, featuring our favorite himbo. Enjoy a lovely night out with your man before he decides to give you some special treats to show how much he appreciates you. And he's done so good taking the lead so far, why not give him complete control and let your brain take a rest from decision making? Let him give you everything you want...

Baldur's Gate 3 Sequel

With Larian's unfortunate announcement they are departing from the Baldur's Gate 3 title, allow me to provide reprieve with my own work, Throne of the Moon. It's still very much in progress but the set up is an exciting premise of solving all the unresolved issues our party was left with at the end of it all. Dragons, dungeons, daddy issues, this story has it all.

Ghost Goth JOI (FTM Listener)

It's been too long since I've given you some Ghost content, and some M listener content, so here you go! Returning by popular vote, a Ghost JOI video chat where you met the big guy on a goth dating website. If you like, you could also imagine him having this chat with FtM Soap as well. This is an especially long audio, so I hope you all appreciate it and keep coming back for more, I'm planning more surprises like this in the future! This audio is unedited so there won't be sound effects, I do...

Bonus Weekly Audio poll

I'm thinking of releasing a bonus audio this week featuring Ghost, though I'm wanting to know what gender you'd like the listener to be. This will be a MLM audio so my male listeners get to hear their "Good boys" too. The theme will be Ghost on a Goth dating app.

Konig Big Daddy Dom (NB Listener) Early release

What better way to get you through your Monday than everyone's favorite Austrian/German himbo taking you on a lovely date and taking care of you in more than one way? Enjoy this extra long, beefy audio with lots of sweetness and spice.

Commissions are now open once more so if you're part of the Fictional Boyfriend Tier please send your requests in, or if you'd like anything done absolutely let me know! 

Keegan from Ghosts, Makarov and Nolan from MW3, and more are also availab...

Graves Free Use Training (NB Listener) Full Release

You know how it is with Graves. He picks his favorites, and he loves to dote on them. He's a good little service switch, giving you exactly what you want, as long as you give him what he wants: you.  

NB means no specific gender for the listener and I try to keep it ambiguous for anyone to enjoy!

ASMR on Twitch

Hey everyone, I know ASMR Twitch has become pretty popular, so I was wondering if any of you would enjoy that kind of content. I could record some audiobooks, little sfw scripts, and more in different character's voices if you'd stop by. I know I haven't really been streaming games on there (I just got my game console shipped here and have yet to get my TV) so I think this could be a fun alternative!

Call of Duty Zombies Chapter Update

If you like seeing more plot, intrigue, and action from Call of Duty characters look no further than the little fanfic I've been writing, Chessboard. Heavily featuring Konig and bringing elements in not only from the earlier Dark Aether story from Cold War but also the Primis and Ultimis. If all that is a load of nonsense, I apologize, but I hope you enjoy my work all the same!

In addition if you would like more smut writing I am considering opening up Y/N commissions with different cha...