Hey all! Hope you're all doing well! I'm a damn liar! I ended up completely missing the date I was meant to put up this story because Christmas, as you might have noticed, gets a little busy.
Beyond this Bleach story I've sent the PM's out for, it looks like we're getting another chapter of Gyaru Bleach Girls as well so plenty more Bleach goodness on the horizon.
I've got two more stories that I'm looking to get finished up before the end of the year that will start going up arou...
2022-12-27 00:47:06 +0000 UTC
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Hey all! I know I said the third story in my list was the Bleach futa one, and I apologize to all the fellow girl-dick lovers that I've pushed that one back, but I wanted to get this shorter one up and posted before I get to editing that one. So expect that either tomorrow or the day after, it's coming pretty soon.
Anyways, the message with the links to my latest three stories are all now out. I'm putting in some real writing work to get a good number of commissions done before Christm...
2022-12-19 23:48:00 +0000 UTC
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It's out! It's done! Just in time! The poll went up on November 14th and the story was completed December 14th...and posted December 15th but shut up. SHUT UP.
Anyways, the Hex Maniac story is now live on AO3 and HF. On Hentai Foundry its in the usual spot under Patreon Rewards. I've updated the date on HF, because it doesn't actually update if you add a new chapter, you know? You can add a chapter and it still says it hasn't been updated in months. You have to edit the summary of the...
2022-12-16 00:03:00 +0000 UTC
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One last go for the month! Here are a bunch of stories! Some of them have been on the polls I think every time, some are new. I have no method to this madness yet, I fly by the seat of my pants every month when figuring out what stories to put on here!
Also dang, a lot of chapter 4's on here. I got a lot of trilogies I'm looking to expand on I guess.
2022-12-15 23:51:26 +0000 UTC
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Heya all! Due to my start of December being preeeeetty wonky in terms of my scheduling, I basically have like three different stories ready to upload at once. So rather than bombarding you all with three different PM's over the course of the next few days, I'll just make Patreon posts about them and send you all three links at once when they're up.
The first one is a Fate/Stay Night story featuring Shirou, Saber, Rin and Rider. I do love getting the chance to write some Fate action, an...
2022-12-13 23:12:22 +0000 UTC
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Heya all! December has snuck up on me, and honestly this entire first week feels like it's flown by without me managing to keep to my schedule as much as I'd hoped. But I've got some stuff ready to go, and here's one right now sent to your inboxes! Another chapter of Pink Materia, with some serious lovey-dovey scenes and ever bigger bodies to enjoy.
I hope people like it, I'm not usually so upfront with the kind of dialogue that's in this one so it'll be interesting to see how people re...
2022-12-07 22:08:32 +0000 UTC
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Heya all! Just sent out some links to a new story in your PM's. It's a little spicy, read the tags and decide if you're up for it, but it's got a lot of the good stuff in there so I hope you enjoy!
...I think that's actually it for this update? I usually babble on for a bit longer, huh? Uhh...oh, I've been playing Pokemon Violet! I know its got performance issues and graphics glitches but MAN this game is fun. If you're able to look past the issues, it's the funnest gameplay ...
2022-11-29 21:58:35 +0000 UTC
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Good evening all! Got a double feature for you today, the links have just been sent out. First up is the short story for the month, a quick little lewd scene involving Nemu from Bleach who doesn't get much love when you've got girls like Orihime and Matsumoto around, so I'm happy to correct this terrible mistake a bit.
Also, The Ninja Ashikbai Ch4 is now up and live. I've accidentally said Ch5 in the messages I've sent out but no, it's not a special super secret chapter only you guys g...
2022-11-27 01:08:06 +0000 UTC
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Evening all! Been a few days, got a new chapter for you all! It's another Fire Emblem chapter featuring Byleth, Shez and Edelgard. This is also the first time I'm sending the links via PM rather than posting here to avoid any issues, so check your messages to see the links. If this ends up annoying people more than helping, I'll figure something else out. In the meantime, hope ya enjoy the chapter.
In regards to what I'm up to, I've actually got two really big stories just about finishe...
2022-11-23 00:11:10 +0000 UTC
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Hey again all. Just a quick update that my account is now thankfully unsuspended. Gonna need to make a few little changes to avoid issues in the future.
Firstly, I'll still be making a post on Patreon when I upload a new story, but I'll be sending out PM's to all tiers with the links in them rather than having them be on the main post. Hopefully this should avoid any more guidelines issues, though hopefully it doesn't end up getting annoying to keep getting the messages. I don't upload ...
2022-11-15 13:49:12 +0000 UTC
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Heya all. Just a quick heads, my Patreon account is currently suspended for linking to content against Patreon guidelines. If you're wondering where all the previous posts have gone, that's the explanation. I've gone through and deleted all the old posts just to make sure they're clean.
Should hopefully be sorted out soon, and I'll come up with a different way of updating you guys when a new story is out. In the meantime, my discord number is Rude_Semprini#9091 if you want to get in tou...
2022-11-14 23:04:32 +0000 UTC
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Got a selection of stuff for you guys to choose from this time, some of it totally new and some of it pretty old. Pick whichever takes your fancy!
2022-11-14 00:46:37 +0000 UTC
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Heya all! Hope you're doing well. Just got back from a long day out in London so I'm pretty tired out, but we got a few updates to get out before I put my feet up.
First of all is the monthly 2k story, featuring Kisuke and Torahime from Muramasa: The Demon Blade!
https://archiveofourown.org/works/18306455/chapters/107082246
2022-10-25 19:58:26 +0000 UTC
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Damn I'm bombarding you guys with posts lately huh. WELL I GOT SOME MORE.
First of all, new story chapter! It's another chapter of the Laura vs Chun-Li story from a while back. It's pretty much entirely Laura this time around, but Chun-Li ALWAYS gets love from me so I think we can afford to spread some around. Chun-Li has SF6 to look forward to, give some love to poor Laura while she can get it!
2022-10-14 00:04:29 +0000 UTC
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Heya all! Got quite a big update for you today, with two chapter updates at once!
First of all, a second chapter of the Fairy Tail story I posted up a while ago, this time featuring Laxus and Mirajane. Tried to ensure this pairing was different from Natsu and Lucy by giving Mirajane a more dominant streak. You all know me by now, I'm the kind of guy who likes a woman who'll kick my ass.
2022-10-11 17:43:05 +0000 UTC
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Evening all! As I eluded to in my earlier posts, I was working on a pretty big update for a story and here it is! Edelgard's Confession Chapter 3! Now with added Rhea for that peachy taste.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/23161693/chapters/105985614
2022-10-07 19:30:41 +0000 UTC
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Heya all! Just giving you a quick update that the monthly Patron short story is up, the 2k one. First one of hopefully many as this does seem to be getting some interest, so if it stays a popular reward I'll keep it going and add a second monthly one in.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/18306455/chapters/105755415
2022-10-03 18:57:09 +0000 UTC
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Heyo! Just a quick update because it's real late here and I wanna go full "SNOOOORK MIMIMIMI" mode. But I have finally updated Hyuga Honeys! Here it is! Hope you all enjoy!
Got another old favourite story getting an update soon, as well as the Patreon rewards coming up in due time. Plenty to look forward to I hope! Now, the bed. She calls to me, her siren song so sweet in my ears...
2022-09-29 00:36:22 +0000 UTC
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Heyo everyone. Hope you're doing good. Got a short 4k story here for ya to enjoy featuring some Kim Possible gals. I do also have a bigger 15k story waiting in the wings but that won't be up for a lil while so sate your eternal hunger on this snack-size bite for now!
https://archiveofourown.org/works/18306455/chapters/105015504
2022-09-21 17:28:24 +0000 UTC
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Heya all! Just a quick update, I've set up the first monthly patron poll for all $3 and $5 tier patrons to vote in to decide what series gets a story written about it. If you're interested and in those tiers, give it a quick look and make your choices!
I have also picked the $5 tier winner for the month and sent the message out. As I mentioned before, if this turns out to be quite popular I'll probably make it a fortnightly thing rather than monthly so everyone in the tier gets a chanc...
2022-09-15 19:29:47 +0000 UTC
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Heya all! Hope all is going well. I'm getting through my schedule steady enough, and I've got a new story featuring the ever popular Tifa for ya.
Also, just as a reminder from my last post for anyone who didn't see my price change:
The cost for a First Time Commission is now £15 per 1000 words.
The cost for any subsequent commissions is now £17.50 per 1000 words.
(I won't come back to anyone and demand more money after we already ...
2022-09-12 00:00:00 +0000 UTC
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Hey everyone! I've been getting around to updating the Patreon, so I've got quite a bit of big news to announce before I post the NEW STORY involving Lara Croft and Wonder Woman. Wow! Worth reading to the end now, huh? Right? Right.
First of all, I am increasing my commission prices. It's unavoidable at this point I'm afraid, considering the sheer scale of growing costs in the UK combined with having two people to pay bills in the house instead of three. I really do want to make a livin...
2022-08-30 11:04:40 +0000 UTC
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Evening everyone. Just throwing out a quick post to keep you updated on some work I've gotten done.
First, a new Sekirei Naruto chapter is up, featuring a variety of new girls. Hentai Foundry never tells anyone when I've posted a new chapter! Wow! It sucks!
https://archiveofourown.org/works/36949330/chapters/103120413
2022-08-23 22:46:58 +0000 UTC
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Is it a day that ends in a "Y"? It must mean Semprini has written a Street Fighter story! I can't help myself, I'm a Chun-Li addict. Don't try and cure me, I've accepted my thick thigh sickness.
This is a shorter one than usual which has been a nice change of pace. I love digging into the big beefy stories, but it can also be nice to have a quickie that you can get done in 2 or 3 days, clear the schedule a bit. I'm particularly happy with this one as well, which is always a bonus!
2022-08-09 13:48:29 +0000 UTC
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Howdy everyone, hope you're doing good! Got a new big chapter up and ready for you, another chapter of my ongoing FF7 story.
To peek behind the curtain a bit, I was a little dissatisfied with the pacing of Chapter 3 after it went up. Felt it dragged its feet a bit too much, felt a little aimless. As such I tried to keep this chapter more varied, with new characters and different settings, and I'm really happy with how its come out. I hope you guys are as well.
2022-08-03 22:14:41 +0000 UTC
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Good evening folks. If you wanted a surer sign that things are getting back to normal for me, here's me giving an update at 12.25am! Wow, some things never change. Those things may well be sleeping habits.
It's been about a month since I lost my step-dad, been through the funeral and the wake which were a damned nightmare. Things got a bit out of hand. Look, your grandma getting drunk and nearly falling down the stairs without pants on sounds hilarious on paper but in real life it's pre...
2022-07-15 23:32:11 +0000 UTC
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Got a new story for you guys, having managed to get myself to sit down and do some editing for a change! It's kind of a spin-off of the Ninja Ashikabi in that it's basically the same pretence only Naruto goes to a new world and is surrounded not by a bunch of cute, busty Sekirei but by a squad of angry, thick-lipped, bottom-heavy Nightsisters from Star Wars instead.
The end result is very much the same though!
2022-07-02 15:22:25 +0000 UTC
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Heya everyone. Been about two weeks since my last post, just wanted to give everyone a quick update on what's up. Been dealing with the family loss over the last weeks, but we're feeling a bit more active each day. At least to the point where I've been able to get some words down inbetween the stuff I've been getting ready for.
Wanted to say thank you to everyone for being so patient and understanding with me. I've not had anyone rushing me or asking me for updates, everyone has been i...
2022-06-27 09:42:18 +0000 UTC
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Hi everyone. Hope you're all doing well.
Unfortunately, over the last few days, the Covid that me and my family came down with has taken the life of my step-dad and close friend.
As such, commissions will be more spread out, but they will be done in time. Just got a lot to deal with over here for a while.
Sorry to drop such heavy news, but I just wanted people to know I'm still around even if my workflow is a bit slow this month.
Cheers all.
2022-06-14 09:03:27 +0000 UTC
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Yeah, it got me. I've been able to avoid Covid for two and a half years but it finally caught up a few days ago.
Really sucks too. My step-dad went into hospital since his breathing was bad, and I went to drive him home and get him sorted. Turns out he picked up Covid from the hospital, which is the last place you'd hope it would be going around. Cruel irony that we end up getting the virus from the hospital of all places.
Anyways, I'm doing alright for the most part. Worst sympto...
2022-06-08 12:29:56 +0000 UTC
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