Lewd_Semprini

Mid-August Update

Well I'll tell you, all the stuff from July about payment processors fucking over NSFW creators and social media cracking down on porn and my own government trying to censor everyone on the internet at once? Surprisingly, that's all still going on a month later. Dang, really thought it would have all sorted itself out by now...

Despite all of the crushing stress of worrying about how to do my own job, I've actually been getting by alright. Honestly, July was a BAD month for me mentally ...

Late June Update!

Guess whose birthday it was! Two weeks ago! Yeah, I didn't really make a big deal of it. I never do honestly. I consider birthday celebrations to be the same whether its a month before or after it, it's way more important for me that people show up to celebrate when they have the time and energy to do so rather than all clambering in on one specific day. I'd celebrate my birthday in December if that was easier for everyone. I had a very nice, saw some family, ate some pizza. Good times!

June Patreon Story

Evening all. Currently sat on top of my bed wide awake because it's way too hot to sleep over here. The UK might not get the same ridiculous heats as other places but we also don't bother to buy air conditioning or support any kind of infrastructure improvements to deal with it so we all get to just sit around and sweat. Lovely stuff. Speaking of sweat, my lastest story involves some big ol' sweaty fat titties! Now that's a damn good segue.

I've honestly had a bit of a struggle over th...

May Update

Been a few weeks since I made a written update, though I've still been sending out the old links to my newly updated stories, both the public ones and the High Roller exclusive ones, so don't go thinking I've fallen into a river somewhere and been swept out to sea. That's the dream, of course, but I've still a ways to go before I make it big like that.

This has been a month of pigeons coming home to roost, so to speak. I've mostly been working on commissions that have already been paid...

Late April Update

They said it couldn't be done. They said it would be unthinkable. They all called me mad. But I've done it! I've completed a Patreon poll story before the end of the month it was booked! Dear lord, the power I wield in these two hands now...

I've just sent out the links to the new chapter of Cumming on Campus, a meaty 15k story involving 2B, 2P and Nightingale that I hope everyone enjoys! I've worked pretty hard on this one to make sure you guys got something substantial after I missed...

Mid-April Update

Damn I'm so creative at giving my updates titles. I should be a writer!

Apologies to all the High Rollers who have just had about 4 notifications in a row about messages being sent to them. There is a reason for the spam! Not only have I just sent out the links to a newly updated public story featuring Tharja and Male Robin, and not ONLY have I just sent out the next High Rollers story featuring a second chapter of FF14 big-dicked bunny girl goodness with Y'shtola, but I ALSO...sent ou...

Late March Update

Goddamn though, that Xenoblade X is addictive.

I've been playing a bunch of Xenoblades lately, and the new FF14 update, but between that I've been working on, like, three or four stories at once thanks to the magic of POOR SCHEDULING! Turns out if you tell a bunch of people that you'll work on their commission at the end of March, it means you have a bunch of commissions to do at the end of March. Did you all know this? Why didn't anyone tell me???

So the March Patreon story wil...

Mid-March Update

Hello everyone! Hope you're all doing well so far. I'm currently visiting my bro up near London so I'm pretty chill. Got a few updates for ya for what's coming up and what's going on.

First of all, a little disclaimer. I have just, on both AO3 and HF, uploaded a new chapter of "Erza is on a Rampage". I haven't sent the links out to you guys because this is a pretty unique story. Namely, IT IS MALE ON MALE. Keep that in mind! Read the tags on AO3! Don't you go rushing into it without be...

February Patron Story Links Sent Out!

After a bit of a delay, the monthly story from February has been uploaded and the links have been sent out to active Patreons now! As I was writing this one, I realized that I don't actually do that many stories with dominant ladies. I don't think I do at least? I'll need to go back and see how accurate that statement actually is. Usually I feel like both sides in my stories give as good as they get, you know what I mean? But there was no way in hell Mirko was gonna be anything but a dom. 2025-03-05 22:43:52 +0000 UTC View Post

March Update! Feeling better!

You know when your throat gets infected and you can feel the infection jabbing at you whenever you swallow? I've had that for a few days. It's nasty. Like a constant little reminder of what you've got. Mostly just a dull irritation now compared to the struggles I was having last week.

Anyway! I'm back in business! I was hoping to finish February with a bit more of a push on some work and a few more stories posted up but I was knocked for six by that infection. Now that I'm getting back...

Illness Delays

Just a quick message to let everyone know that my schedule has been a bit messed up for the past week due to coming down with the flu so there may be some delays on stories. My head has been an absolute mess for a bit now, but I'm hoping I've turned the corner and should be trying to catch back up soon!

Mid-February Update

For those not in the know, also known as anyone not in the Pollster Pack or the High Rollers tier, the February poll is REALLY close yet again. Currently its a dead heat between Shego, Mirko, and Mai Shiranui. Have you got a preference and haven't voted yet? SHIT! You'd better fix that. The poll is up for four more days!

I've just sent out the links to a story that I believe might be of interest to the numerous Corrin fans sneaking around in the Patreon. It's a male Corrin harem story,...

January Patreon Story Posted

Happy February everyone! Holy balls, I've got quite a lot of work to catch up to this month! January was a great month for me thanks to all of you guys who were willing to accept the Patreon price changes and the new High Rollers tier. I want to thank everyone again for their patience regarding me messing around with my Patreon!

(...but speaking of the High Rollers Tier, I DID just send out the links to a fourth exclusive story that won't be posted publicly for a while. It's a little n...

Late January Update

Heyo all! Just a quickie here to give a brief update going into February. The Mai Shiranui story is currently being worked on, hope to get that posted in the next few days. The story has shifted a little from "Personal Trainer" to a more "Cumming on Campus" style scenario but I think you'll still have a good time with it. There will certainly be aspects of training in there so you can't call me a liar. You can't. It's against the law.

Over the weekend I sent out the links to my latest ...

Mid-January Update

Damn, that poll is a close one. I'm always surprised whenever something even comes close to beating Street Fighter, that series has been my bread-and-butter for so many years now. The poll will be closing soon so if you haven't gotten your vote in, you'd better hurry and break the tie!

I want to thank everyone on my Patreon who have been very patient with me changing the tiers around and generally mussing things up. I also would like to thank everyone who has upgraded to the £8 High R...

New £8 Tier

Hello all! I've made the changes to my Patreon that I mentioned in the last update, and reactivated my higher tier with the benefit of seeing an early story. For everyone interested in getting that sweet exclusive access to a new story before anyone else gets to see it, please jump right in! I'll be sending the links out to the first exclusive story this weekend to all those in the High Rollers tier!

What's the story about? It might just include a bit of Elden Ring action between Meli...

New Years Update

Good evening everyone, hope you guys are doing well and had a good New Years! I had a good time and some much needed days off but we've got shit to do this year so LET'S GET TO IT!

First of all, I've sent out the AO3 link to a new story I've uploaded. It's a commission for a client's OC that I hope you guys like, she was a lot of fun to work with. Demon girls will ruin your life and you'll thank them for it.

Second of all, once my payments for the month have finished updating (I...

Merry Christmas!

Merry Christmas to all! It just turned around to the 25th December here in the UK so I thought it would be a good time to give you all a present. It's the link to a new story! It's...not Christmas themed! Not even a little! Has nothing to do with it! It's actually a commissioned story inspired by a comic by Zetaskully, a top-tier artist who is known for THICCness. I can't do it on the actual stories but I WILL include their Patreon link here.

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Mid-December Update

Hey everyone. Hope you're all doing well so far into December. I'm getting by pretty well, been keeping my nose to the grindstone while also finally sinking my teeth into Baldur's Gate 3. It's been in my steam library for ages but I knew that once I actually started it I would get too hooked to put it down so I had to wait for the right time. :P

I've just sent out links to the November Patreon story. Specifically the story is the second chapter of the story I've sent the links out for,...

Early December Update (Where's that DAMN November Patreon story?)

Hey guys. Hope your December has started better than mine. Wanted to give a quick update and also some quick links to a new short story I've just posted up. I'm actually really happy with it, hope you guys enjoy it too!

Sadly, things aren't going as well in the real world. The dog that we brought over from my grandma's to look after her when my grandma had to go into care has unfortunately passed away, and I've been dealing with that the past few days. She was 14 years old so she reach...

Update going into December (SEE POLL)

Good evening everyone. Hope you're all doing well as we slink ever closer to Christmas. I'm not even slightly prepared for it! Shit! Ahh well, I'll wing it as I always do as we get closer.

First of all, new story links have been sent out! This one is a story involving some Shin Megami Tensei V characters that I'm pretty fond of, so I hope you guys enjoy it too. Honestly, give me a setting with two girls and one guy/girl with a huge freaking dong and I'll probably enjoy myself no matter...

Questions regarding the Patreon

Hey everyone. I wanted to get a general sense of where people were regarding some questions about my Patreon, and I figured this might be the best way to do it since I've only got a few questions. This poll is multiple choice to allow the questions to be actually answered properly so unlike the regular monthly ones where you can just pick every sexy lady there and you're doing a damn fine job, please make sure to only pick the options that apply to you! Thanks very much for your time!

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November Update

I swear to God I blinked a few hours ago and it went from the 7th November to the 14th in a heartbeat. I was on good pace for this to be a seriously productive month but life, she doesn't stop for no one or nothin'. Ahh well. It's still been a good month for me workwise even if the last week has seen my pace slow a tad. My schedule is certainly still nice and full, as many of you poor commissioners will know when I put you on my list of upcoming comms and you're waiting for over two months. I...

Halloween Story

Tis the season for Sadako. I'm fairly sure I was commissioned to write a Sadako story last year for Halloween as well, I wouldn't mind her becoming an annual regular one bit. This story includes Sadako and Sayako. Who is Sayako, you might ask? She's the purple haired cutie with the massive schlong from the Girlfriends 4Ever animation from some years back. I'm sure most people here are at least aware of its existence! She's making a cameo role in this story, so try not to get too confused betw...

New Story + Bluesky Update

Evening everyone! Hope your October is going well. I've got myself a Halloween story finished up and ready for the big day, thanks to being commissioned to get one ready. I'm not particularly great at posting on special events, but I do try to make sure there's a spooky story ready to go for Halloween...well, not spooky. Scary spooky? Scarooky?

I've also sent out links to a new FF14 story featuring two NPC characters that likely haven't had any stories together in AO3! I'm excited to b...

More updates! Wow!

Alrighty, the new October poll is up and live now so if you wanna throw a vote on that (and are in the right Patreon tiers) then go ahead and choose! You can pick as many answers as you want, go ahead and be greedy. I've also sent out links to a new story of mine, a commission from my friend TheMarvelousFan on Twitter. I was heavily inspired by her own writing back in the day so I emulated it a bit more than usual in this piece, and I think it's some top-quality smut for it so I hope you all ...

October Update

Ahoy hoy everyone. Hope everyone is doing good. I've sent out the links to two new stories since my last update, including the Street Fighter Patron story including Kimberly, A.K.I and Juri. As you may know from my stuff, Juri makes pretty regular appearances in my stuff but I didn't see much interest in some hotties like Kimberly and some creepy cuties like A.K.I so I decided to branch out a bit. I also have a new RWBY story. That's two in pretty short time actually.

As for October, I...

Late September Update

Holy moly, that poll was kind of close, huh? Maybe Overwatch is coming back into style...I mean, it never actually LEFT style in a way. They've been churning out SFM videos for it for nearly a damn decade at this point. But in terms of writing, I haven't written any Overwatch stuff in ages. The effect that D.va's booty has on people is lost without the 3D visual effect I fear, but it might be worth revisiting...

As for me, I've been a busy bee and got some of my big stories finished up...

New Story Links! Hot Dawg!

Good evening everyone, it's a bright and busy 2am here in England! What am I doing up, you ask? I'm working! Today has been supremely productive and I'm blasted past my 5k word goal...which is good, because I don't often even hit that 5k word goal!

I've sent out some links to a new Twink Club story, and earlier in the month I sent out links to a RWBY story that I'm actually very happy with. I love being able to mix wholesome, lovey-dovey stuff with full-on lewd smut like that, and I r...

August Patreon Story Uploaded! In September!

Okay I know what you're thinking, I'm a day or two late. But there's a reason for that! See, I go into these Patron stories with the intention of them being about 6k to 7k. But then I got into this one and maaaaybe ended up to 10k on it. Which isn't a great idea when you already have other commissions going on at the time! I've never claimed to be a smart man! But now you get to reap the benefits of my extra work and enjoy the story, I've sent the links out to my active patrons now!

As...