- The Realmnet: where unverified adventurers are Earthers, Leaflegends are elves that take too long getting out of their teen years, and accounts that insult the Witch Tyrant are children. @Lostcrow (Unverified)
“What the hell?!”
A giant fortress rose from the mountain. A mountain that was several times larger than Mount Everest. Dragonslayers launched an earth shattering bombardment that lasted for minutes. Ryan’s jaw kept dropping the longer the video went. From b...
2025-09-14 18:45:08 +0000 UTC
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Pinkie laughed her head off.
“Oh my god! Look at your face! Hahaha! When was the last time someone got the better of you?”
Ella Maizel sniffed at the other dragonslayer. Pinkie was in the sky, travelling at literal breakneck speeds towards the closest System portal. Though for both this was just like a stroll in the evening air.
Ella sniffed.
“Shut up. You and Gamielle both gave me bad information. That [Rogue] is a brute, not a plotter.”
Pinkie was carry...
2025-09-14 02:37:29 +0000 UTC
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*Just like its predecessor, very few truly know who created realmcoin. It took both worlds by storm as adventurers found an easier way to transact with each other in a trustless ecosystem whilst in The Realm. The rest was history as it was inevitably adapted into the Guild’s protocols, setting the coin in place as a secondary reserve currency. Just behind the United States Dollar.
- I don’t like the fact that there’s that initial block of realmcoins that we don’t kn...
2025-09-13 21:06:32 +0000 UTC
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All three exit portals in the leveled zones of the third sector were locked down. Multiple teams of Thirders were standing around, ready to deal with whatever came out. No matter who came out. When the alert had come in that the system portals were reinstated and that a Realm expansion wasn’t happening, all the third realm adventurers in standby were called.
Artigan had spat on the Guild’s honor. Along with the sudden unrest of over fifty blacklisted dragonslayers, someone had the b...
2025-09-13 16:56:20 +0000 UTC
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- Disaster! Witch Tyrant almost dies in an assault by 30 dragonslayers. The Dwarven Tyrant rises with a Legendary fortress, fighting off fifty dragonslayers on his own. 58 dragonslayers blacklisted for being involved. Mezhar fails the highest Trial. Chieftain Tyrant states that Mezhar was approved and was not involved in the assaults.
↪ WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT, EXCUSE ME, WHAT THE FUCK? @Milococo2 (Unverified)
↪ If they were approved why didn’t they gi...
2025-09-13 01:18:57 +0000 UTC
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Author’s note: Chapter took a little bit longer because I had to sift through 50 future chapters and figure out why things didn’t match.
Turns out I never edited the timeline in the earlier chapters, dates have been changed for the highest Trial to be challenged.
Let me know if you still spot any new discrepancies.
Changelog:
Chapter 29: 32 days have changed to 43 Earth days left
Chapter 44: 30 days left has cha...
2025-09-12 16:43:35 +0000 UTC
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- Uhh, anyone else checked outside the Shadow Tyrant’s city? @udarase (Realmer)
↪Manager’s abode, are those heads on stakes? @reticular (Realmer)
↪Good riddance, heard those guys took the entire city hostage. @Yoaluea (Realmer)
↪I thought the Shadow Tyrant was kid friendly! What the hell? @Uresteard (Realmer)
The duo traveled the seemingly endless forest for over an hour, they were making good pace and had caught up to near...
2025-09-11 17:29:28 +0000 UTC
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Valee shivered, all the scouts around her did. Screams echoed from the forest on the opposite side of the clearing.
What was going on?
Did Artigan have another skill in his sleeve? Or was this part of the Epic? The sounds of everyone became muffled, the only thing that rang clear was laughter and screams for help. Her [Enhanced Senses] became a mess that only focused on the visceral sounds of death, stomps of a boot and scouts running for their lives.
Only Str...
2025-09-11 10:28:55 +0000 UTC
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“Dwarven Tyrant! Dwarven Tyrant! Will you please answer about what is to be done about the fifty dragonslayers that attacked you?” - Ortris
“Eh? I’ve already told them I’m not attacking them, besides we have more important business to deal with. Like preparing for the next Realm Expansion. Hmm if they succeed that is.” - The Dwarven Tyrant
“Wait, are you saying that you don’t believe Mezhar and his team can complete the highest Trial?”<...
2025-09-10 22:26:10 +0000 UTC
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It took an entire day of silent power walking through the snowy forest to get to the location he wanted. Ryan had taken detours and doubled back to check if any demon scouts had been following them but found nothing. It seemed like General Grivkas was as good as his word.
They arrived at the Trial entrance where Ryan had first come from. The demonic General looked in awe at the standing arch of stones amongst the low lying rubble.
“This is… a gateway?”
Grivkas marveled...
2025-09-10 20:44:03 +0000 UTC
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*As Earth was cut off and the highest Trial was challenged, The Realm began preparing in earnest for another Realm expansion.
- There's like five more drills than last time??? @Starvorld (Realmer)
↪Son, what are you still doing on realmnet? @Reliter (Verified, R9)
↪I’m in a shelter right now, we have wifi here. Welcome to the modern age, old man. @Starvorld (Realmer)
↪Alright, when this is over I'm taking you out camping....
2025-09-10 18:23:34 +0000 UTC
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The Dwarven Tyrant hated his title, you didn’t hear anyone call Paul the Orcken Tyrant. It turned out that changing the way people called you was more difficult than he first thought. He needed to do something big. Something that would cause enough of a fuss so that even Lihua’s fight would be overshadowed.
“Now after today you will call me the Smith Tyrant okay?” he paused, “no wait Smith is too common of a last name, call me Forgelord Tyrant? No wait, lord and Tyrant, nono. ...
2025-09-10 16:03:06 +0000 UTC
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- My game! I was in the middle of a ranked match! @Leaflegend498 (Realmer)
↪ Your game?! What the fuck is going on, did someone manage to sneak past the Tyrants? @Limousin (Verified, R8)
↪ There’s reports of multiple large impacts felt in Sector Eight. Dragonslayers are fleeing Sector Eleven, saying someone’s attacking the Witch Tyrant. @Fardinger (Verified, R9)
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They’d been tricked, that was what every dragonslayer on t...
2025-09-10 12:42:35 +0000 UTC
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The most feared Tyrant in the world was not the mightiest, not the quickest, nor the most magically destructive. The most feared Tyrant was a [Witch]. She was widely considered the second weakest of all the Tyrants yet she was still the most feared, the most hated. The reason?
She was spiteful as all hell.
There had been a Healers’ Union once. It no longer existed. It didn’t matter if you were behind civilians, it didn’t matter if you hid in a bunker. Far too many deat...
2025-09-09 14:32:53 +0000 UTC
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The highest Trial would only be challenged on the last seven days of the timer. At this time, the Tyrants would gather and five to all seven of them would challenge the highest Trial. It had been this way ever since the completion of the tenth Trial and hadn’t changed since. For it to happen while there were still thirty days left was unprecedented.
Time restarted in the Trial.
“What the fuck!?” Felsley shouted. “There was plenty of time before the last week!”
<...
2025-09-09 13:59:10 +0000 UTC
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- Holy shit, Latarro got completely owned by Artigan. @ Mezhargod123 (Unverified)
↪ Okay, someone really needs to put this elf down. @Relicantoo (Realmer)
↪ You got to admit, he’s pretty freaking hilarious though. @Milococo2 (Unverified)
↪ This isn’t a joke. This guy's a Destined, you're really okay with him walking around in your tiny ass planet? Fucking Earthers. @Relicantoo (Realmer)
- Omg poor Latarro, Artigan bette...
2025-09-09 13:32:32 +0000 UTC
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- Look at the public ledger! You can see it all. There’s no way Zhenyu didn’t pay Artigan off to spare him. @ Milococo2 (unverified)
- Goddamn, disappointed in him. He has a safety too, should’ve gone out like a man. @ Ferdinale (Unverified)
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Chris did not enjoy holding down a Trial outpost in a monster infested forest with just their ‘team’. He had told the Guild that, but did they listen? No, they believed that one team of three shou...
2025-09-08 16:56:37 +0000 UTC
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“Zhenyu! Zhenyu! Do you have any explanations regarding the accusations online that you paid Artigan off to spare you and your teammates?”
- Ortris, orcish reporter.
“This is a Guild matter and my license has been revoked pending investigation. I cannot say anything. Thank you.”
- Zhenyuxin, aka Feng Zhenyu of the Rising Yets.
Ryan was mid stride when the bullipede launched.
Far, far closer than Seff...
2025-09-08 16:18:25 +0000 UTC
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A familiar sky greeted his eyes. He was standing on top of a particularly thick branch of a tree and looked up at the sky. Beautiful, larger, greater. Ryan rolled his shoulders and landed lightly on the ground. The clanking noise of all his gear set the birds within earshot fluttering away.
A wolf the size of a truck yelped in surprise and started sprinting from him. He chuckled and looked around.
“Gamielle?”
“Boo!”
The [Mage] appeared and yelled in his ears.
2025-09-07 21:32:51 +0000 UTC
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*Latarro has saved another tribe of drakes migrating into Sector Eight. His presence wasn’t appreciated by the more tribalistic Realmers. The tribe leader says they don’t appreciate the unnatural influence of Trialists on their ability to progress.
“If we die, we die. This is how we drakes evolve and adapt to nature. You are holding us back.”
- Fucking maniacs, they brought their children with them. @Casualenjoyer1 (Realmer)
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2025-09-07 19:11:06 +0000 UTC
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Their trip to Seffara’s place was far smoother than it had been the other way round. They made their way to the airport where a fancy valet took Milo’s beat up car in confusion. Ryan gave the valet a cheeky wink.
“Hey, make sure there isn’t a scratch on my friend’s car.”
The valet laughed in good humor. “Of course sir.”
Someone else led them forward as they were, once again, given the VIP service. Milock still looked a little uncomfortable, unsure how to act ...
2025-09-07 16:42:25 +0000 UTC
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The leaves twirl in the moonlit forest, branches arcane in the frost of night.
The Trialists come, haunting at the end of light.
Beware, beware let Earth take heed.
Our Realm is not yours to bleed.
@Leaflegend38 (Realmer)
↪I just got psychic damage. Where are your parents, young elf? @M'erra (Realmer)
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The state of the American healthcare system was a staggering mess of problematic issues an...
2025-09-07 16:02:00 +0000 UTC
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- This is an outrage! Why have no second realm teams pledged to hunt down Artigan!? Cowardly adventurers getting rich off our resources while letting one of their worst troublemakers go free! All of you are worse than the Rising Yets. @Yeally (Realmer)
↪Don’t worry ma’am, the leafstalkers are on it. We don’t need Trialists to take care of The Realm. @Leaflegend38 (Realmer)
↪Yeah, right you have to be a poser. There’s no way the real Leafstalkers...
2025-09-07 02:40:29 +0000 UTC
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They all sat around Seffara’s stupidly large dining table, food having been taken out of the heroine’s seemingly endless storage bag. Everyone was in a good mood trying out weird foods they’d never had before.
Barry carefully took a nibble on an orange mushroom. He nodded his head and threw the whole thing down his gullet
“So, what are you good at?”
Ryan paused mid bite and had to think about that, he blinked as the orc shook his head in disbelief.
Seffara po...
2025-09-06 06:53:37 +0000 UTC
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“Realmnet is harmful for our kids. They’re growing up desensitized to violence and thinking killing monsters is normal behavior! This is why our teens are growing up so violent these days!”
- Has this dumb Earther considered that she should just supervise her kids better? She could take them outside and let them enjoy nature. Away from Earthly distractions. @Leaflegend48 (Verified)
↪Aren’t you the guy that talked about your ancestors being fre...
2025-09-06 04:54:36 +0000 UTC
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- Our ancestors used to live in the forests, free with nature, living a simple and honest life. All this modern Earth culture is messed up. We've just been swallowed, taken away by the intermingling of peoples. These other races don’t even live half of our ages. @Leaflegend48 (Realmer)
↪Then drop your phone and go live in the wilds brat. There’s plenty of elven communes in the Sector Two forests. Me? I’m going to enjoy public plumbing and a manager’s damned ...
2025-09-05 14:03:29 +0000 UTC
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↪You’re going to fallenangel me? How are you going to do that without a Trial sponsorship? @Leaflegend384 (Realmer)
↪Hah! Got him good, kin. @Leaflegend210 (Realmer)
↪Oh god the Leaflegions here. Fuck off you stupid elven natives, you guys can’t even get a Trial sponsorship cause none of you’ll ever be chosen. @Tristredl(unverified)
↪Alright can we dial it down a little? Come on guys, have some respect for the Realmers. @Malaligne...
2025-09-04 19:11:07 +0000 UTC
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- Look secrecy’s all good and all but unless you actually show you’re a standout, you’re ruining it for the rest of us that want trial sponsorships. Look at how many of those chess bastards are running around becoming [Mages]. @Xpelte (Unverified)
↪What are you even talking about? It’s obvious Kiron doesn’t have anything good. Video games are good for nothing but rotting your brain. @Leaflegend384 (Realmer)
↪Shut your mouth elf before I fallenan...
2025-09-04 02:05:28 +0000 UTC
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*The esports competitor, Lee Sang-hoon, now Kiron. Has become Realmbound. He has reached realm seven within the same team. He has refused to share whether he has received a title, nor has he admitted to which class and skills he has.
“There have been accusations that you are too ashamed to share your mediocre classes and skills after being sponsored by your home country. Do you have any response?” - Etria, a Realmer reporter
"I will continue to make my co...
2025-09-03 21:34:12 +0000 UTC
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When the barrier went down Zhenyu knew they were in dire straits. He didn’t attempt to go for a stab, the [Rogue] had dodged all his throws, predicted their trajectory with absolute confidence that it had shattered his. He did the logical thing when going up against an unstoppable force. He used their emergency card.
They hadn’t come completely empty handed in terms of emergencies. This was a procedure they’d drilled quite a few times.
Flash and scramble.
They ju...
2025-09-03 17:19:42 +0000 UTC
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