I Will Follow You Into the Dark - Death Cab for Cutie Cover
Sorry for no SFW yet! It is in editing and coming sometime tomorrow ideally! In the meantime, have a cover to tide you over!
(... yes I really cried mid song).
UselessTimidityVA posts
[M4F] Meeting Your Rave Dom [MDom] [Strangers to Lovers] [German Accent] [Rave] [Making New Friends] [Public] [Dancing] [Grinding] [Fingering] [Rough Sex] [Dirty Talk] [Blowjob] [Spanking] [SFX]
So this is my first European accent other than British and I... still do not know if I am able to do a convincing German accent. Oh well! I tried to make up for it with some extra dom energy in this one!
You're at your first rave, and your group of friends has abandoned you. With your phone battery dead, you're not having a good time. That is, until you bump into a masked stranger dancing next to you...~
[MF4A] UselessTimidity - The AMA! Part 1 (Feat. LillithMorningstarr) [MSub] [AMA] [Banter] [Laughing] [Toy Control] [Edging] [Whimpering] [Begging] [Sex Talk] [A Whole Lotta Lube]
After a long time coming, it's finally here! I hope that you find the wait to be worth it.
It's time to get to know the man behind the voice a little better. LillithMorningstarr has gathered up a big ol' list of your questions, and has Useless in a rather compromised position while answering them. He'd better answer honestly~.
I saw a few other creators doing this idea and thought it'd be a lot of fun to do. Thanks again to Lillith for being such a great MC!
[M4F] A Day at the Beach with your Sugarbaby [MSub] [Himbo] [Flirty] [Lots of 'Mommy's] [Spoiled Brat] [Teasing] [Skimpy Swimwear] [Rub Lotion on My Back?] [Ass Fingering] ["Give Me What I Want and I'll Let You Fuck Me"] [Pussy Eating] [Riding] [Whimpering] [Begging] [Mutual Orgasm] [L-Bombs] [Aftercare]
Sorry this is so late! For those of you not on my Twitter, there was a whole saga involving a big ass spider that derailed my editing for a couple of hours.
Your spoiled sugar baby invites you to a private section of a beach, which he's all to happy to have splurged your money on. Still, he's sure that he can make it up to you with his company and his... 'talents'~.
Hi All! This month's first audio (for Ruby and Sapphire Tiers) will be up in a few hours! Apologies for the delay, and thank you for your patience!
2023-09-26 12:59:45 +0000 UTC View PostPatron Update | September 2023 (+Useless's Top 20 Crushes)
Get ready to find out about my weird fictional crushes and my plans to make all of you horny for a clown!~
2023-09-18 17:47:52 +0000 UTC View PostEARLY ACCESS - [M4A] Letting Go [Reverse Comfort] [Emotional] [Loss of Partner] [Grief] [Insecurity] [Past Relationship Trauma] [Crying] [Reassurance] [L-Bombs] [Communication] [Kissing] [Gentle Msub] [Riding] [Whimpering] [Begging] [Mutual Orgasm] [Thanking You for your Love]
I'm sorry that this isn't going to be in early access for very long! However, there will also be a second update/cute get to know me recording tonight for an extra helping of Useless content!
TW: Mentions of Death, Grief, Relationship Trauma. Please be advised that my performance in this audio may be distressing to some (it was recorded in a safe environment, and I suffered no emotional harm as a result).
After the loss of your first love, you and your new par...
[M4A] Keeping the Nightmares Away (SFW) [Sleep-Aid] [Comfort] [BFE] [Kisses] [Cuddling] [Stroking Your Hair] [L-Bombs] [Dreams of Garlic Bread] [Whispering] [Affirmations] [Gentle Singing]
Alright you degenerates! I hope you're ready for some filthy, filthy... love and support~ And comfort~ Because you deserve it. And if you say you don't, I'm gonna key your car.
You wake up after a rather nasty nightmare, and wake up your boyfriend for some comfort, which he is all too happy to provide as you drift back off to sleep.
Guys I promise my SFW repertoire is more than just audios where I sing and help you sleep, but I figured that a sweet, gentle, bite-siz...
2023-09-03 15:26:27 +0000 UTC View PostEARLY ACCESS - [M4F] Feeling the Vibe [BFE] [Gentle MDom] [Wholesome] [Funny] [Toy Use] [Board Games Night] [Communication] [Reassurance] [Fuck Society's Sexual Expectations] [Teasing] [Condescending] [Vibrator] [Fingering] [Cunnilingus] [Missionary] [Hypersensitive] [Creampie] [Triple Listener Orgasm] [Aftercare] [L-Bombs] [SFX]
I had a blast recording this one! Honestly, there's nothing like some slightly goofy, feel good content to perk me up after a busy week! Apologies that the early access is only by a few hours, this one took longer than I thought it would. Also! New SFW coming tonight (or tomorrow morning? Depending on where you are). Within 24 hours, at any rate.
Your boyfriend comes over, prepared to have a cute board games night with you. Instead, you sit him down and explain that while you love ...
[M4F] Anything to Win [MSub] [Reality TV Show] [Strategy Talk] ['How Can I Show My Loyalty?'] [A Showmance?] [Coercion] [Exhibitionism] [Filming Everything] [Rough Cunnilingus] [Messy] [Face Grinding] [Begging] [Whimpering] [Handjob] [Lots of Pre-Cum] [Cowgirl] [Fucked Silly] [Creampie] [No Aftercare] [Twist Ending] [SFX] [TW: Dub-Con]
Trigger Warning: Dubious Consent (Acquired through coercion).
Disclaimer: I recorded this as a fully consenting adult, and this audio roleplay is intended to be nothing more than fantasy.
Aaaaaaand Useless is back to his subby ways! Honestly I have so much fun playing characters who crumble when having sex and turn into drooling, mindless messes. Don't ask me why. Freud would have something to say about it, probably.
You're a contestant on the show 'The Villa of Power', w...
[M4F] The Summoning (Monster Boy Poll - Winner!) [MDom] [Incubus] [Demonic] [Ritual] [Whispers] [Growls] ['Come Closer, Human'] [Sinister] [Teasing] [Kissing] [Handjob] [Feeding On Your Pleasure] [Cunnilingus] [Going Feral] [Rough Sex] [Doggy Style] [Marking] [Scratching] [Creampie] [No Aftercare] [SFX]
Here it is folks! The result of the monster boy poll! I wanted to take the idea of incubus and turn up the creepy factor a little bit. This was a lot of fun to record, and I really enjoy how the SFX came out in this one (though it took quite a bit of work to sound just right!).
One night, you take out that mysterious book that you stole from the library. You've finally figured out its riddles, how to say the incantations word for word, and how to complete the ritual... releasing th...
Patron Update | August 2023
Hey lovelies!~
Just a quick check in regarding some new developments!
2023-08-20 17:47:02 +0000 UTC View PostEARLY ACCESS - [MF4F] Goth Singer, The Prequel: [Multiple Goths] [MFF Threesome] [MDom] [FSub] [Bisexual] [Teasing] [Voyeurism] [Kissing] [Rough] [Blowjob] [Facefucking] [Fingering] [Cunnilingus] [Penetration] [Switching Pussies] [Doggy Style] [Multiple Orgasms] - Collab with u/LillithMorningstarr!
My first sequel! Or should I say, my first prequel~ (This took place during said goth singer's earlier, slightly raunchier days).
You and your goth bestie have snuck to the trailer of your favourite rock star, and you both really want to meet him! However, you can't just barge in and ask for an autograph. Not to worry! Your bestie has just the plan that'll sneak you inside, and also help get to know him on a more... intimate level~.
This collab was such a fun e...
What Was I Made For? - Billie Eilish Cover (From the 'Barbie' OST)
Y'all I did the Barbenheimer double feature and I'm gonna be fully honest... I preferred the Barbie movie.
This song especially. Billie Eilish already drops bangers consistently, but this paired with the visuals... yeowch. My heart hurt.
Anyway, hope I did it justice!~
2023-08-12 05:39:59 +0000 UTC View PostSFW [M4A] It's Late and I Miss You [Rain Noises] [Voicemail] [Soft-Spoken] [Natural Voice] [Rambling] ['I miss you a lot'] ['I took your shirt'] [Soft Singing] [L-Bombs] [Falling Asleep on the Phone]
So this one was really cute, and recorded in only two takes! Also spot a couple of the artists on my sex playlist making an appearance!
Your boyfriend is a few thousand miles away on a work trip. It's late. You're already sleeping. Still, he decides to give you a call, and leave you a little something to listen to tomorrow morning~.
[M4F] Potions Gone Wrong [Mdom to MSub] [Teacher & Student] [Sorceror] [Fantasy] [Brat] [Size Difference] [Potion induced heat] [Begging] [Whining] [Handjob] [Cunnilingus] [Cowgirl] [Amazon Position] [Fucked Silly] [Choking] [’I’m your whore’] [Spitplay] [Slapping] [SFX]
IT'S FINALLY HERE!!
After two rounds of recording, several lost files and a couple of rewrites, Potions Gone Wrong has finally arrived! I hope you enjoy, and that it was well worth the wait!~
You are an apprentice, studying sorcery and potion making from your rather short-fused tutor. He thinks that he's wasting his time on a student like you, and is prepared to let you know it at every possible opportunity. However, while trying to invent the next big elixir, he accidentally...
As The World Caves In - Matt Maltese (Cover)
I feel like this is like four years too late, but hey, we ball~
Also potions may or may not drop tonight (or tomorrow morning depending on where you are)~
[M4A] The Most Relaxing JOI [Relaxing] [ASMR] [JOI] [Sleep Aid] [SFX] [Softly Spoken] [Meditation] [Praise] [Body Positivity] [Natural Accent]
This was a lot of fun to make. I actually fell asleep when listening to it while editing 😴
I hope it helps you find some pleasure, and relaxation too~
2023-07-21 16:11:48 +0000 UTC View PostEARLY ACCESS - [M4F] Switching Things Up [Mdom to MSub to Gentle Mdom] [BDSM] [Restraints] [Blindfolds] [Teasing] [Scratching] [Spanking] [Face-Sitting] [Cowgirl] [Choking] [Panting] [Grunting] [Begging] [I'll be such a good boy, mistress] [Creampie] [Consent Checks] [Aftercare]
Technically, this is my first proper BDSM-orientated audio! I thought it'd be fun to explore my switch side a little bit more and play a character who has an air of authority even while subbing. Well... mostly. Until it all slips away~.
You visit your dom one night, for what he assumes is a usual play session. However, you confess to him that you are curious about what taking control is like. The kind dom that he is, he offers to give you some... first-hand experience of what it's...
Update + My First Character Poll
Hey all! I have a couple of updates for all of you!~
Firstly, apologies for the delay in releasing 'Potions Gone Wrong'. A few of my initial files (no, not the sex scene, don't worry) got deleted, and IRL stuff has kept me quite busy so I've only now found time to start recording the intro/outro again. Thank you for your patience, and I promise I will have it released to you guys as soon as I can!
For one of my upcoming audios, I thought it would be fun to play some sort of myth...
BLOOPERS - May/June
I know making audios seems very mysterious and sexy, but I'd like to think this little compilation proves that at times it's very much not 😅
2023-06-30 07:09:32 +0000 UTC View PostEARLY ACCESS - [M4F] There's Something About Libraries [Gentle Mdom] [Monster Boy] [Vampire] [Strangers to Lovers] ["Come Closer, Dove"] [On the Table] [Cunnilingus] [Fingering] [PIV] [Doggystyle] [Biting] [Blood] [Creampie] [Praise] [Overstimulation] [Multiple Listener Orgasms] [Mutual Orgasms] [Consent] [Check-ins] [Aftercare]
Content Warning: Mentions of Blood, Blood Drinking, Light Horror Elements/SFX
Here it is! The script fill to celebrate my first out of what would be several thousand followers! I hope you're in the mood for men with a particular... appetite~
You have taken a particular interest in the head librarian of your local... ahem, haunt. He is strange... a little eccentric, but there's something more to him. One night, you decide to spy on him after the library has closed. However, he...
2023-06-28 19:09:10 +0000 UTC View PostCOVER - Gladiator (Jann)
Just a fun little cover of one of my favourite Eurovision finds of 2023~ (I know he technically wasn't in Eurovision. In my mind he is!) Enjoy!~
2023-06-28 15:00:46 +0000 UTC View PostEARLY ACCESS - [M4F] Finding an Outback Flower [MDom] [Strangers to Lovers] [Australian Accent] [Country Boy] [Helping you out] ["You're a Pretty Flower"] [Rough] [Outdoor Sex] [Biting] [Spanking] [Facefucking] [Messy Pussy Eating] [Bending you over my truck] [Slight Scentplay] [Slight Spitplay] [Hair Pulling] [Creampie] [Primal]
You're in the Australian Outback, it's a scorcher of a day, and it looks like your car has broken down! But just in the nick of time, a friendly farmer has come across you, and is willing to give you a helping hand. And by friendly, I mean he's... really friendly~.
2023-06-14 15:14:43 +0000 UTC View PostRamble #2 (June 2023 - RUBY PATRONS ONLY)
Exactly what it says on the tin. For those of you who have heard my first ramble, I'm a little more... uhh... vocal, this time~.
https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/19xYg8olQowgmT8A-pwu9qy19gA8ivBBx?usp=sharing
SFW Audio (June 2023) - ASMR/Sleep Aid #1
Take a few moments to chill out with me, and let the pressure from your day ease away as I update you on what has been going on in my world, and give you a few positive and relaxing affirmations to enjoy~.
2023-06-02 08:43:45 +0000 UTC View Post[M4A] Your New Muse [JOI] [Gentle MDom] [Cockney Accent] [Exhibitionism] [Flirting] [Body Positivity] [Plus-Sized Self-Love] [Body Appreciation] [Painting] [Nude Modelling] [Tattoos] [A Few Kisses] but otherwise [No Touching] [Teasing]
You invite one of your friends around to model for you as you paint on a cold winter's night. However, he may have assumed that by model, you meant nude model. Which is very fine by him. In fact... he wants you to look~
2023-06-02 08:39:35 +0000 UTC View PostPatreon Update | June 2023
Hi Everyone! Welcome, welcome!~
The Patreon is finally up and running, so I thought I would touch base with you all so you can find your way around alright. For all early access and exclusive audios, I will be making individual posts for each audio with tags and a short synopsis. I will also be adding an Archive containing all backups of the audios for both Sapphire and Ruby tiers. Each tier gets a separate archive.
Given the enthusiasm around my 'Potions Gone Wrong' audio, I th...
Welcome to my Patreon!
Hello to you all!~
If you are reading this post, the first thing that I want to say is a very special thank you: Because of your support, what felt like a pipe dream of becoming a voice-actor has become a reality! I am so, so, so grateful for each and every one of you, and I thank you from the bottom of my heart. None of this would be possible without you listening to and engaging with my content. Yes, that means you! And you! And all of you!~
Secondly, I'd like to extend an off...