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[M4A] SFW - Under the Bed With the Jock [ASMR] [Comedic] [Slasher Movie] [Goofy] [Camp Counsellor] [Self-Affirmations] [Chad's Chadd-ing] [Ego Resurgence] [Ta-Ta's] [Brotein] [Game-Planning] [Kind of Flirty?]

You're a camp counsellor in an 80's-esque horror movie, complete with the maniacal, masked slasher. In your hurry to find a safe place to hide, you scramble into a seemingly abandoned cabin, only to find yourself sharing a spot under the bed with the biggest pecs this side of the midwest, Chad. Will you survive the night? More importantly, will you survive Chad's ego?

These comedic audios are honestly so fun to perform, so I've been trying to squeeze something like this in a li...

'Eras' Episode 03: Ipswich, 1976 [M4F] [Strangers to Lovers] [1970s] [British Accent] [Punk] [Record Store Flirtation] [Fan x Drummer] [Teasing] [Possessive] [Jealousy Talk] [Fingering] [Blowjob] [Exhibitionism] [Bent Over the Couch] [Mutual Orgasm] [Creampie] [Sweet Ending] [SFX]

'You're a fan of the local punk band, 'Stiff Kittens', with a particular infatuation towards their lead singer. However, when you chance an encounter with a band member of a more percussive variety, will he be able to sway you into starting a new obsession?~'

(So, turns out there is already a British band called 'Stiff Kittens', which I did not realise until after recording. Whoops! Consider it serendipitous?)

Welp... the roadmap seemed to have been drawn incorrectly. 2025-09-04 11:15:55 +0000 UTC View Post

[M4F] Soggy, Insecure Wizard [Fantasy] [Vanilla] [Humour] [Wizard Speaker] [Druid Listener] [Talkative] [Nerdy] [Party Members to Lovers] [Bickering] [Flustered] [Insecure] [Gentle] [Lots of Kissing] [Body Worship] [Pussy Licking] [PIV Sex] [Creampie] [Confession] [L-Bombs] [SFX] - Written by u/pristine_pencil

"A desperate retreat has left your party scattered. You ended up on a riverbank with the cranky, nerdy, insecure wizard you've had a crush on for ages. If only you could get him to take advantage of your sudden privacy..."

There is a line in this that is now my favourite delivery of any line I've ever done, try to guess which it is~

Big thanks to Pristine_Pencil for this one! I feel lik...

Roadmap for the next couple of weeks!

Hey TimTams! Just wanted to give an update, I'm heading home to NZ to visit family for a few weeks, so I'll be a little more quiet in terms of social media posts and teases. Audio posts will still be dropping though, so keep an eye out!

- This coming week, I'll be releasing a Wizard x Druid audio, and episode 3 of Eras will also be dropping.

- A comedy SFW audio and another let's play will be coming the week after.

- And then three weeks from now, I will be premiering a...

[M4F] Uh Oh! Your Roommate is in Heat! [MSub] [Roommates to Lovers] [Heat] [Hiding it Badly] [Masturbation] [Needy] [Grinding] [Begging] [Pillow Humping Mentions] [Scent Kink] [Slippery Slope] [Confession] [Riding] [Panting] [Whimpering] [Creampie] [SFX]

Your roommate has been acting kind of weird lately. He can't look you in the eye, he's been lingering around you more and more, and you swear you can hear muffled moans at all hours of the night.

Not to mention, your shirts have suspiciously started to go missing. Nothing to do with him though... right?~

Every time Timmy voices a sub, an angel gets its wings - Voltaire, probably?

Enjoy, TimTams! 💜💜💜

June Update!

Hi TimTams! I'd intended to post this week, but some contracted works on the flat I'm living in have dragged out to way longer than we thought they would, which hasn't given me the quiet or privacy to record. Ideally I'll be able to have the next episode of Eras to you early next week! In the mean time, I'll post a let's play over the weekend, once the work is finished! 💜

[M4A] SFW - Timmy Tries: Colognes [Non-Narrative] [Mild ASMR] [Fragrance Collection] [Mini-Reviews] [Rambling] [Dumb Jokes] [Character Scents] [Meta Commentary]

Listen to me unpack and justify my one true addiction - Fragrance! In this audio, I go through 20 fragrances in my cologne collection, talk about why I like them (or don't like them) and which characters from my audios you might smell them on! Cue the mega-yap!~

Let me know in the comments if you want more of this kind of content. Enjoy, TimTams! 💜

EARLY ACCESS: [M4F] The Agency [Gentle MDom] [Sex Coach] [Inexperienced Listener] [Sex Positivity] [Making Out] [Clit Rubbing] [Fingering] [G-Spot Education] [First Orgasm] [Consent Checks] [Missionary] [Losing Composure] [Professional Pounding] [Multiple Orgasms] ["Your Boyfriend Sucks"] - Written by u/pristine_pencil

Hi TimTams! It's currently 4am and I need sleep, so I'll keep this brief(ish) 😅

"Your boyfriend said you were a "bad lay" so you called 'The Agency' at his insistence to have a professional teach you how to be a good lover. Unfortunately for him, the professional they send over says there is nothing wrong with you... except for having a shitty boyfriend."

I'm trying to dip back into more public audios from now, so hopefully this will be the first of many! Big thanks ...

[M4F] Who Needs A Boyfriend When You Have A Tattoo Artist? [Gentle MDom] [Tattoo Artist] [After Hours] [Gentle Giant] [Ex-Talk] [Soothing] [Teasing] [Fingering] [Standing 69] [Marking] [Biting] [Standing Doggy] [Carry-Riding] [Creampie] [SFX]

Bonk! This one took a little longer than anticipated due to an internet outage (if you're following my insta you'll have seen my update on that), but here it is now~

'You're finally getting your first tattoo after you have broken up with your "anti-tat" ex. The artist has been kind enough to do your piece after hours, when the shop is nice and quiet. The kind of nice and quiet that helps when the process starts to sting, and he offers an... alternative way of helping you relax throu...