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Yes, Hello, Yes. I’m writing a blog because it has been a hot minute, filling you in on what I’ve been up to and such.  

Firstly and mot importantly, a bush I the graveyard is gone! WOW! CHANGE! I HATE IT! 

The British sun has finally shooken itself free of the damp frost that plagued this winter! My spirit has risen like a dandelion and I have bloomed a tiny little blossom of hope, yes I am feeling GOOD! I’m eating well, my self care is great right now and I’ve ...

My Next video early again

I promise I'm going to do more than just post my videos early here, I've had a few weeks of kinda creative burn out I guess. I'm gonna do more posting tomorrow, love you

Another Early Video

Oooh, look at me; sticking to what I said I would do! I'm so clever, call me a good girl!

Yes, It's my next video come early for you. Really sorry for a week without a post, I have the flu. Luckily for my sanity I recorded this last Monday before I fell ill, Though I only edited it today.

I also had an email from a director; I can't say any names or really give any details at all but they're like, famous and made things you may have heard of and even watched! They wanted me to be ...

Early Short video

I made a video today and I managed to overcome the usually overpoweringly strong urge to post it everywhere immediately so I could share it with you all first! Gonna post this on Tuesday, I think normally creators have a schedule for this sort of thing but I LIVE BY MY OWN RULES ! Please expect to see my videos here some amount of time before they're posted elsewhere from now on. I love you

Velma

For years people have been telling me I look like Velma. So I finally went and got myself a little costume, which I think I pull off fantastically. Now all I need is a man dressed like a monster to stumble across me looking for my glasses on all fours like I don't know EXACTLY what I'm doing .

Anyway, I took some weak and lazy photos. I wanna do something better with this. Ideas?

EDIT: Some of the pictures uploaded as a compressed thumbnail so I've re-uploaded them

AMA

I have had a week which, in comparison to other weeks lately, has been rather shit. I'm a sensitive little weed so when my Facebook account got restricted I predictably wilted and have been floundering and flubbering my way around the floor of my bedroom trying to sort it out. Normally I would have a little vent about that, It's probably not a great use of my platforms to complain about things all the time but I tend to just write whats on my mind...

What's on my mind right now is that ...

Bleh

Hello you beautiful people and other such things. This is another sort of blog-y post; but good new’s is that my taxes are all done and I can stop worrying about doing it and move on to worrying about if I did it right and if the tax police are going to unexpectedly come round to repossess my arse and titties or whatever they do. 

Honestly I’m still quite blown out by the whole affair and I would start writing about it but I doubt you want to read about my struggl...

January is TAXING

January is pretty good for me in general. Well, it comes after the holiday season which is possibly the worst time ever, I think if January were the month where my skin peeled off constantly it would still feel positive in comparison to the emotional meat grinder that is December. It’s so nice that I tend to relax a bit, get back into a flow and stuff…

And then OH FUCK MY LIFE SHIT SHIT SHIT I HAVE TO FILE AND PAY MY TAXES AHHHH 

You get a full year t...

My Butt NSFW WARNING: My Butt and story about sex

I have a butt, it’s a good butt I think :3 I’m not the only one who thinks it’s a good butt either, which is very validating. There’s this one guy who, upon seeing my butt, cannot control himself. I need only roll over and flash him with the light of my full moon and he transforms from a gentle boy playing nerd games next to me into some kind of ferocious pussy devourer, a rapid tongued cunt delver, a squirt vampire. It’s very nice.

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Ehh

I’ve been having a lot of nightmares lately, lately being the last few years and a lot being 2 - 3 each and every night. Is that normal? I always assumed that most people bring up nightmares every time they have one, which is not that often; I, on the other hand, only feel the need to bring up nightmares when I have a particularly troubling subconscious late-night picture show… a feeling I can’t act on because the content of such dreams is not suitable for work or for life in gen...

Twas' a few nights after Christmas

It’s a few nights after Christmas. You rub your eyes, itchy from staring through the week long dissociative episode you just snapped out of; The dread of the season has mostly been excreted and now only a few smears are left to wipe way. 

You’re warm and snuggly, sunk into the familiar pillows of your sofa, inexplicably dressed in loose cotton pyjamas. The scent of fresh laundry mingles with the golden aroma of burning logs; a gentle knocking to your right draws your att...

Merry Christmas

I love you all

I can't think of a title

I’m not a fan of this time of year. I was hoping this year, having another person around who I have mutual caring about each other situation with, that it would be easier; in many ways it is… just in unexpected ways it isn’t. These are all me problems, I know that, I don’t want to be a grinch… it’s just there’s more going on to remind me of all the years of Christmas’s spent alone in one way or another, now I’m not alone but my body doesn’t know what to do about that. I’...

Huge Thank-you :3

Just wanted to give you an update on my friend who's house burnt down. Thanks to everyone who's donated and helped out she has managed to get enough money to afford a place to stay for Christmas, They get the keys tomorrow. I'm so happy for them and I really love you guys who helped out. Thank-you.

I'm just posting the gratuity doodles I did here, I apologise for the randomness of some of them, I don't know what goes through my head honestly. If you want me to email you your doodle then...

I need you :3

...To donate to this persons go-fund me!!

https://gofund.me/4be7d0dc

Yes, I lured you in with my booty and now you're being cold called, a true thirst trap.

I have this friend, well she's not my friend per-say. She is a follower of mine who I followed back, we messaged a couple of times... Okay she's practically a stranger but that doesn't matter! What matters is that her house burnt down a few days ago and s...

COOKIES!!

Hello! I have been indulging in the dark art of bakery a bit lately. Maybe it’s because I’m feeling more alive than usual that one of my migratory hobbies has returned to nest for the winter months and I’ve been refining a cookie recipe. 

Just for clarification for the US readers, here in the UK what you call cookies are called biscuits and a cookie is a specific breed; a sweet, chewy, crunchy, goo-y and chocolate chip-y breed. Now, there are many brands and makes of c...

Photos that I done did tooken

I took some photos! Not naughty ones of me but of pretty things outside. The light was so beautiful that day and I felt compelled to capture it. I like photography, I wanted to be a children’s photographer in a time long ago. I felt I had the photography skills for it but, alas, being a photographer needs skills beyond just being good with a camera. You need to be able to talk to people, manage money, keep appointments, be reliable, be presentable, all stuff that makes me want to roll up in...

Rude Pictures of me and a short story :3

“Whaaaaat? I’m just doing my Exercises” A mischievously cheeky smile accompanied the blatant lie, still you weren’t exactly in a position to call her out on it.

“Well, I don’t think this is time for that; You’re supposed to be studyin-“

“Shhhhhh!” She interrupted, stretching one leg up to her chest so the tight pink fabric of her tights left littl...

A VLOG!!?!

Yeah! A VLOG, I do these sometimes. If you were expecting to see a summary of the video here in the text then TOO BAD because I DON'T REMEMBER :3

Anyway, sorry for not posting in a long time... again. I'm Working on it!!

I NEARLY DIED WOO

Well, do I have a story for you…

So, I started on meds again, was going great. I had designated Techboy as my medicine helper man, a role which he was happy to fill. Unfortunately I probably should have checked his CV more throughly as then I would have remembered that Techboy has ADHD. 

Fun little fact, you can die if you take antidepressants and ADHD medication at the same time. Guess who ADHD’d some ADHD medication with my antidepressants last week! Techb...

NSFW story and drawing - Content warning nudity

“Yes, it’s a trap-“

“SHHH!! You’re not supposed to TELL them it’s a trap!”

You watch the naked “women” bicker in baffled silence, the sweet aroma which drew you here in the first place thickly smiling in the air and weighing down your words.

“Oh, relax, come on! Look at him! He doesn’t care that it’s a trap, he’s practically drooling already” The girl with the sharper hair bit her lip and ran her eyes down your dishevelled, ra...

I have returned

I am sorry for my absence once again... again. As you know, I moved house with TechBoy and it’s going well so far, he dotes on me and it’s lovely, I feel loved. In fact, I don’t think it would have been possible for me to move house if not for him, even with his help and constant presence I have predictably melted into a puddle of insanity.

The evening after all my stuff got moved I had a bit of a moment. I’d been hiding in a secure location while TechBoy ha...

Caught short wip update something, 7 ? (WARNING, BIG DICK PORN BELOW)

OKAY

It took so long. so, so long. I completely underestimated this clip honestly. each frame of this clip has 9 moving layers. 9. For comparison, my last most complicated one had 5 moving layers. on top of that this is larger and so I had to be a lot more neat and consistent with every frame. I do think it is very good an i am happy with it but, like, animators must be all insane. This took maybe like 20 hours total for a few seconds.

I will go back to it later and drag it ou...

Double post!! Juno Comic, complaining about reddit and Caught short update 6? (I forget, also big penis sex warning)

I made this comic about the new character in Overwatch. Incase you don't play it or know nothing about this character; she's from a mars colony which is soon to die. She's just a kid really, young and naive and also kinda awkward in an endearing way. She also obviously been designed to be very sexy, which I do think is a bit problematic personally but it does work with the character as it makes her seem even more potentially vulnerable. Anyway, the colony on mars is full of scientists and, wh...

I have a corrupt mind I guess (Warning!! VERY FREAKY DRAWING OF A GIANT TENTACLE INFESTED VULVA)

So, I found this website, Kikagoods, they sell some super very mega cute dolls and I have treated myself to... a few.... ok too many but they bring me happiness and so it's not a waste of money. I don't know what it is but just looking at cute little dolls makes me feel good, I just set them up and look at them and smile like the weird little autist I am. Anyway, one of the ones that came in a blind bag, well, I didn't like it. Honestly, something about it made me feel slightly disturbed:

I'm back and feeling good! (warning - lewd pictures of me below)

Hello, I disappeared for a while again, which is funny because I'm pretty sure my last post was also an apology for disappearing. The difference is that last time I forced myself to post out of guilt but THIS time I am kinda feeling good! A bunch of stuff has gone well in a row and that's made me feel something.... maybe hopeful? Maybe thing's aren't so bad ?

I got myself referred to the mental health services finally and I got a really nice and autistic case manager who was unexpe...

A photo edit with a story I did and also how I made it

This is a deranged story btw, content warning : tentacles, strangling, oviposition, male POV

5”3, curvy, F4M, looking for a guy who’s into choking, BDSM and hardcore breeding. Must be clean, dick picks welcomed

You thought it was too good to be true when she replied your message, even more so when she agreed to hook up almost right away, so when you pulled up outside the KFC where you’d agreed to find her and saw the girl from the pictures standing ther...

Another horny post, and wip 6 I guess on Caught Short

Un-censored GIF is in the text of this post!

Content warning: Edging, thigh-fucking

“PLEASE” You begged

“No” she answered, tightening the relentlessly gyrating thighs which gripped your helpless cock as punishment for your persistant pleading. “Not until you awnser the question”

You wailed in frustrated misery while the rhythmic edging continued. Every moment that your cock was held between those soft, slippery, pillow-y legs robbed you another IQ point....

Some photos and my body dysmorphia

I got a new dress and I was pretty excited to put it on. I wanted to take some nice photos in it but it didn't go very well.

This is the thing that's so shit about being mentally ill; I WANT to do things but I can't. I wanted to put this dress on and smile and pose and I was even excited at the idea of doing that, then I saw myself in the camera and it all went to poo. I hated every moment of taking these pictures and I hate that, you can see it in my face. It's kinda cool I guess, thi...