Heaven is closer than you think and so is our latest RUDE TALKS OF CHATTING. Folks it aint NOTHING but pent up holiday break energy and rollicking good time. ALL. FOR. YOU.
2023-01-14 21:28:28 +0000 UTC View Post
Regardless of who gets the Oscar this year, I think we all know that the Best Picture to come out of 2022 was James Trofe's mammoth indie undertaking: animating nearly 20 minutes of Episode 2 of Rude Tales of Magic, "Down for the Count."
Carly sat down with James (both in their own homes — ...
2023-01-13 17:03:52 +0000 UTC View Post
Hello! This is Tim Platt (Davo) and I’m performing my music/comedy show MADE OF BUGS at Littlefield in Gowanus, Brooklyn! If you're in the NY area, I'd love for you make it out. This is the biggest venue I’ve performed the show at so it’s featuring some of my favorite comedians in New York!
WHEN: Tues Jan 24 doors 7pm, Show 8pm
WHERE: Littlefield in Gowanus. 635 Sackett Street...
2023-01-10 16:03:44 +0000 UTC View Post
We are gathered by the bedside of our TeePublic store, which is scheduled to pass away on Tuesday, January 3rd, 2023. Its dying wish is for you to shop from it while you still can!
TeePublic was a great way for us to get started, but we want more control over what we offer and how! Right now, Bonfire is a good fit, but you ...
2023-01-02 17:53:04 +0000 UTC View Post
Yuletide Kombat Family Chef is a game best served cold. But what it lacks in warmth it makes up for in flavor, texture, and presentation! Read on to learn what the players of YKFC prepared for their characters before the game began.
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Ali’s Yuletide Notes
Rufus the jewelry salesman from Love, Actually played by Rowan Atki...
2022-12-23 16:00:04 +0000 UTC View Post
We wish you a merry... listmas?! Ha ha yeah! Wish lists. Get your wallets out, you've got more buying to do!
2022-12-13 15:01:02 +0000 UTC View Posthttps://www.netflix.com/title/81264354
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OIW6x4UzYNY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wXISdbPVUss
Beep Beep! New Content Alert!
We're excited to announce for the first time ever, the Rude Tales crew is publishing a cool new roleplaying book!!
Introducing...The Spinulator, an original character class for play in D&D or with a little imagination and hope, others! Inspired by the Tasmanian Devil, X-Men villain Riptide, or whenever two cats get in a fight, the Spinulator is a big, bold class that interacts with the world in surprising ways.
Gather round, Ruderinos! We are launching our brand new holiday merchandise early, JUST FOR YOU! From Friday, 11/18, through Sunday, 11/20, enjoy a 10% discount* on our latest designs from Bonfire! We've got hot tieflings, booger babies, Witch Hunters, and more!
*Discount already applied to the listed price, baby!
2022-11-18 13:18:40 +0000 UTC View Post
Beloved Patreon subscribers! Please enjoy this sneak peek at Albee's new look! I have been dying for Albee to get a haircut since Ruleshaven, so I'm very excited about this reveal!
xo
Carly
2022-11-09 17:39:24 +0000 UTC View PostForgive me (Tim), Patrons, but in one week I will be performing a show for the New York Comedy Festival and I'd love for you to come out!
It's called Made of Bugs and it's a show of music, comedy, and bug jokes at Lifeworld (149 12th Street, Brooklyn NY 11215) in Gowanus.
I'll be performing my jokes and songs with special guests
Well, well, well! If it isn’t a spoooooky midnight treat for All Hallows’ heads: Branson and Ali are talking about the legend, the icon, the bird person herself—the Bride of Frankenstein!
Enjoyyyyy! (spooky laughter that gets upsetting and scary and then, suddenly, really close to one ear)
Spoilery talk for: Bride of Frankenstein, Night of the Hunter, Cape Fear remake, and how LA is.
cw: brief mention of death by suicide
2022-11-01 03:35:07 +0000 UTC View Post
HAPPY HALLOWEEN! On this SpOoOoOky Rude Talks of Chatting, most of the cast and crew has been LOST in a HAUNTED HOUSE for ALL TIME so it's just Branson and Tim. That's FRIGHT, a BOO person Rude Talks of Chatting just in time for HELL-NO!-SCREAM (halloween).
2022-10-24 15:52:13 +0000 UTC View PostCarly and Ali give a brief recap on LOTR:ROP, offer our predictions for the finale, and list the Top 10 Saurons.
WARNING: This audio contains spoilers for Lord of the Rings: Rings of Power Episodes 1-7 AND 8 for anything we predicted correctly!
WARNING 2: Carly tricked Ali into recording this with zero prep time!
WARNING 3: We are, likely, wildly off base with both the unseen finale and also well-documented moments that have come before!
WARNING 4: ASH ON MY TOMATOES!<...
2022-10-14 13:48:22 +0000 UTC View PostWe address a controversy, deal with the deaths of Freddy and Stirfry, and try, somehow to...keep going in the face of [gestures around] "all this." Be good to each other.
CORRECTION: at one point Ali asks what music plays when Carly rolls a 20, and Taylor says that it's part of the original score, but actually he was confused (lots of good rolls in the episode!) and that moment was, of course, the wonderful The Eskalators.
2022-10-01 16:42:03 +0000 UTC View Post
Patrons! Hope you're having a lovely weekend. Here's an idea I had. Fun to think about what their stats would be! Stirfry's obviously gonna be a little Yoshi style lightweight, for example. Not even in a mean way! It's just, like, you can't tell me he's a Mario and expect me to take you seriously. Anyway, I think this is a pretty good starting lineup. Gotta imagine we'd have more than a few unlockable racers. Brian Fuck in the Shish-Kebab Express, for example. You can't make this stuff up...<...
2022-09-24 18:59:20 +0000 UTC View PostIn high school, Branson, Joe, and Tim liked to get up on that stage and let their fellow students know what's what. Here, for the first time ever, they talk about it.
2022-09-14 10:01:01 +0000 UTC View Post
A fun little treat for you: our beloved patrons. Enjoy the main cast in this canon-bending group shot, lit in a thrilling puke green.
I think this actually came out quite nicely. What do you think? Sound off unless you don't like it.
2022-09-08 21:33:33 +0000 UTC View Post
Because yesterday's post was such a hit (several people commented on it!) I made one for Come at the King. Remember Come at the King?
Once again these albums are all correct. Don't agree? Become smarter.
Smellulus: Frank Sinatra- In the Wee Small Hours of the Morning, Leonard Cohen- Songs of Love and Hate, Nine Inch Nails- The Downward Spiral, Billy Joel- The Stranger, The Blue Nile- Hats
Grimothee Steel: No Doubt...
2022-09-02 23:23:24 +0000 UTC View Post
Sound off!
(All of these choices are 100% correct, by the way. Don't agree? Weird of you to admit that you're bad at listening to a podcast.)
Albee: Bjork- Post, Kate Bush- The Kick Inside, Chad VanGaalen- Skelliconnection, Phoebe Bridgers- Stranger in the Alps, Panic! At The Disco- A Fever You Can't Sweat Out
Cordelia: Sleater-Kinney- One Beat, Little Big League- These are Good People., Beat Happening- Jamboree, Sunny ...
2022-09-01 18:24:31 +0000 UTC View PostALL IS REVEALED on this JUMBO GRADE AAA Rude Talks of Chatting! We talk about the origins of Danny Timeshare, Jimmy Buffet, Colonialism, Spider Invasion, Dark Rides, Dark Carnivals, Dark Man, Duck Man, Duckberg, The Search Engine DuckDuckGo, and, can you believe it, EVEN MORE!!
2022-08-31 17:22:42 +0000 UTC View PostBranson and Tim finish their list of the top 20 animals of the day. It's a HAWK of a time!!!!
2022-08-25 13:18:24 +0000 UTC View Post
Animals. There's probably 'bout a hundred of them or something. Why not let the top 20 shine for an hour and a half? Bashful Branson Reese joins Tumblr Tim Platt to compare (AND CONTRAST) their boutique list of amazing animals.
We reference a daemon quiz that has proven to be prescient. take it if you want: https://www.playbuzz.com/laurenb90/what-is-your-daemon
2022-08-16 13:44:26 +0000 UTC View PostAnd now for something completely...different? Haha, I just came up with that! Me! Folks, we're headed to GenCon next week (schedule of FH shows and games) and I've got GAME on the BRAIN. Where do TTRPGS come from? What the hell ARE they even? What can we "learn"* from their origin story? Ben Riggs, author of the brand new Slaying the Dragon: A Secret History of D&D stop...
2022-07-27 10:01:01 +0000 UTC View Post
You can now buy tickets and become a goblin, "drive" a car or chug your cares away in Piss Harbor with with Branson himself at GenCon! Since space is so limited, we're giving you, our fair patrons, a little "heads up" before we announce it to the undeserving mundane world this afternoon. Get in there!
2022-07-25 16:01:08 +0000 UTC View Post
Wow, the whole family! Back together again in sunny Brian Doyle Falls! This is what they look like. At some point in the most recent episode they found the time to pose for this picture for their family postcard. "They fly now" voice: They have postcards now.
Spoilers, by the way. Maybe should've put that up top. Oh well.
Have a great summer!
2022-07-25 00:15:03 +0000 UTC View Post
[WARNING] We are telling you the patrons this now, but the rest of the world won’t know till tomorrow. Keep it on the DL till then so you and your fellow patrons get the first go at tickets!
Yo yo yo my dogs and droogs. We are magically teleporting to GENCON this year and doing some LIVE SHOWS and leading some TABLE TOP ROLEPLAYING GAMES that you can BE IN on August 4-7 in beautiful Indianapolis, Indiana.
You can buy tickets for the shows and some games right now and we’ll ha...
2022-07-13 15:00:22 +0000 UTC View PostEpisode 50, baby! We're back, and we're answering your questions on prepping for emotional scenes, family dynamics, and working through a creative block, AMONG OTHER MUSINGS!
If you are one of the troubled few who has yet to witness the (non-canon) birth of Naughty Nico, make sure you check out our live stream "Trouble In Paradise" available for purchase! Wow! Palm tree emoji!
2022-07-12 18:43:00 +0000 UTC View Post[For the First Part of this RTOC check out the public feed!]
Now that those dinks on the public feed are gone, we can really get down to "brass tacks." Hey where'd all these tacks come from! The tacks (brass or no) were a BAD idea! We a so sorry! Waaaah!
2022-06-24 19:09:51 +0000 UTC View Post