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HWIDG New Season

What kind of HWIDG do you want?

Tab's aimless ego, or real discussion with the cohosts?

Episode 354 - Get Off My Land

We're making up for last weeks lost power, Chaco is awaiting the arrival of his beloved mother and squeezing in a couple don't gets. Chatting about

- Squatter's Rights
- Fat Fat Fatties

In a just and loving world if you owned a property you could live there, if you didn't own a property you can't live there without some sort of agreement with the owner. However in the topsy turvy clown world somehow people showing up and making a pile of filth some how have more legal rights t...

Episode 353 - Slots Rule!

Welcome back loyal HWIDG fans, El Chaco had a last minute rain storm that killed his power so he's missed our episode. Tim and Tab will soldier on though and they are talking about.

- Gambling
- Theatre

Do you have twenty dollars? Would you like to briefly have more than twenty dollars and then no dollars? Well boy do we have a new service for you! At Gamble Co. one of our supreme customer service persons will personally deliver to you a random amount of cash money, and then wi...

Episode 352 - Seventh Anniversary

Welcome back HWIDG fans to this very special Anniversary Episode of HWIDG. I'm Joined by El Chaco, and the Handlebreaker, we're catching up, and we're talking about...

Forgotten Auto-Payments
Rewards Memberships
Cowards

Isn't it great these days how you can give a 16 digit number, a 4 digit expiration, and a 3 digit confirmation code to a company, and they will never ever ever forget it. The gym membership system really caught on a couple decades ago and spread into literall...

Bonus Bits - Chaco & Chaco Jr. II

Chaco and his Son sit down to talk some Don't Gets, and some do gets.

Don't Get: People Who Mispronounce Words

Don't Get: Allergies

Don't Get: Highly Processed Foods

Do Get: Being a Dad

Do Get: Video Games

Episode 351 - National Watermelon Day

In a shocking turn of events, Andy and Big Cray Duke have gotten together to keep the streak alive for another week. Taking us to 351. This was completely of their own volition. They're talking about;

The Modern Popularity of Jeeps
Pulling Trailers
People Who Don't Close the Copy machine

Jeeps are a national past time, these days those the manufacturer has lost all sense of purpose. It used to be a given that a jeep had a four wheel drive selector. Not anymore! Now a jeep is...

Episode 350 - Soul Food

Tim is once again live in person in the most dangerous city in America. He's still gun shy on the toilets, the table is a green screen, and we're talking about.

The Speed of Nine to Five
Inhumans

In this corporate hellscape we live in, many are trapped in a cubicle or office for 40 hours every week. Most people don't actually have 40 whole hours of productivity in them though. This is the real social contract we've become trapped by. Your employer will pay you for 40 hours a w...

Bonus Bits - Tab & Chaco 2

Welcome back fans Tab and Chaco are sitting down and shooting the shit discussing some mini issues, news of the week, and whatever else comes to mind.

Misheard Audio
Dumpster Juice

Episode 349 - Re-retiring, Again

Welcome back our buddy El Chaco this week. His internet is sabotaging him again, but we're pushing through and talking about

False Finalities
Toxic Masculinity

It's becoming pretty clear nothing will ever end again. Franchises must continue forever so that another buck can be squeezed from the stone. Does it really mean anything anymore when a character dies? When a Rockstar announces their final tour, and 3+ years of dates do you really need to rush to get tickets? Endings sho...

Episode 348 - Poorly Stapled

Buck is back this week, and we're unpacking some childhood trauma in this struggle sesh. So pull up a bean bag, light up a doob, and get ready to slappa da bongos bruddah.

Shovel Leaners
Crying About Working Conditions

When push comes to shove these days, you can count on just about everyone around you to do absolutely everyone around you to go out of their way to do nothing to help you. Flat tire? Eff You. Need help moving a large item in your apartment building? Get bent. Fee...

Minisode 51 - Company Policy

Buck and Tab are sitting down to talk about some real measly annoyances. This month its.

No Replacement Parts
Anti Piracy Warnings
Storylines In Video Games
Royalty Payments
Not Finding Beta Readers
Corporate Tools

I just got a JcPenney freezer from I think the 70s. If anything breaks on it it's a piece of garbage, you can't even google this thing. 25 years ago you could still get parts, why? Because we fixed things. Not any more, now the whole TV is just trash beca...

Bonus Episode 67 - Kind of Blue

Welcome back patrons, El Chaco's internet has crapped out but we press on in this month's Bonus Episode.

Weekends
Blue Laws
Living Up To Your Twelve Year Old Self
Apolitical YouTube Experts

Two consecutive days off is great and everything, but having them be Saturday and Sunday is even better. Working a non-typical job, weekends, nights, etc. You're cast out of the social circles, Partying Tuesday night? I've got Wednesday off! Of course nobody else has Wednesday off so y...

Episode 347 - Outrageous

Tony is on this week, and he brought his disavowing boots. So let's see how many times we can make him wish he had never done that thing which I use to black mail him into doing my bidding.

Not Believing in True Stories
Film Actors Guild

When a movie says that it is "Based on a true story" that means everything in it is completely factually accurate because dramatic license doesn't exist. Seriously though, don't base your whole ideology around movies, someday the writer will be...

Episode 346 - St Louis Revenge

Tim is back this week, despite St Louis best efforts to destroy him. He's technically a biohazard and he's raging against,

- Being Nostradamus
- Flopbusters

Humanity on the whole seems to have completely lost the ability for pattern recognition over the last few decades. Maybe it's attention spans being near zero, but it doesn't take an incredibly intelligent person to figure out that something that happens 109 times is likely to happen again, and have a specific cause. When yo...

Episode 345 - Caiman Roll

Here we go again fans, Buck is back this week and we're talking about,

Being the Autistic Expert
Life on Easy Mode
Idealized Society Fantasies

These days if you want a lot of irrelevant amount of information about a niche topic, you can get Chat GPT to write all about it for you. In the before times though you had to talk to that weird kid who knew every winner of every WCW match from the last 38 years despite only being 9 years old. Every so often you run into that coworker...

Episode 344 - Inalienable

Welcome back HWIDG listeners, we're shot out of a cannon this week, and railing against.

Human Rights TM
Bar Trivia

These days everything seems to be a human right, unless it actually benefits the individual, then it's a dangerous lie and needs to be stopped. It's so exhausting being beaten with the cudgel of rights while the ones that matter are constantly waived away, or even the "rights" being argued are only selectively applied. Unfortunately we're still a hundred thirty ye...

Episode 343 - Silent But Dedlay

Tony is back just in time to plug our episode of Talking about Tapes Reviewing Tomorrow Never Dies. And Tomorrow shouldn't die, but you know what should die?

Universal Studios
Bicyclers 2: Electric Bike Boogaloo

There is a common sentiment these days that the 80s feels like it was 20 years ago, but it is actually 40 years ago. Along with that comes the realization that children don't revere the franchises we grew up with. Out with Back to the Future in with Minions. We've got ...

Episode 342 - Undiagnosed

Tim is live in the Most Dangerous City in a America! His tank is bone dry, but his issues runneth over. We're talking about;

- ADHD Content
- "We" Projects

Everyone is so hyped about being neurodivergent these days, it only makes sense that content be made specifically for those people. The internet being what it is though, it doesn't stay in its niche corner. Like a Blob it expands and consumes every feed it touches. Oh look a train!

Speaking of trains, we've all had the...

Episode 341 - Morbid Glee

Buck and Chaco have taken the reigns while Tab is out of town. They're doing better than the last time thankfully and they're talking about...

Reciprocal Review Systems
Celebrating Needless Death

The social credit system we have now is even more dystopian than the government enforced one in West Taiwan. At least there you know it exists, here we've been tricked into just giving everyone a pass for the sake of playing nice. We've all heard that story from a friend about a creepy...

Episode 340 - The Hard Sell

Buck is back this week, and by some miracle of dead soldiers we were able to record in the early afternoon instead of 8 in the morning. Praise the lord of death and globohomo!

- Poorly Timed Relief
- Enlisting in 2023
- Timeshare Peddlers

It seems to me that every time I get a really good solution to a problem, it just goes away naturally robbing me of the satisfaction of fixing it myself, and leaving me only with the blue balls of inadequacy. I get so good at harassing tele...

Episode 339 - Short Sighted

El Chaco is back this week for a record breaking episode. We're all fired up and talking about;

- Cities
- Cultures that Don't Plant Trees

City folk would have you thinking that life is amazing being in a little pod a bus ride away from work. It's not cities are awful. Rural Wyoming has never been on the top 100 dangerous places to live in the US, however St. Louis was just found to be the Most Dangerous City in the US, We're Numbah One!! So while you're being bled dry with tax...

Bonus Episode 66 - Spring

Tab is sleeping in, so Buck and Chaco got together during a power outage to talk about some do gets like,

Paraguay
The Slow But Steady Road to Recovery

Then they get super duper religious it's going to be a fun time.

Episode 338 - Stay Outta Mah Swamp

Tim is back from another month on the road. He's sweaty, his knees are weak, his eyes are wide, and he's raging about

Swamps
Things not for the User

Why did people think living in swamps was a good idea? What pioneer felt the humid hellscapes of Florida and South Carolina and thought, "This is where I build my destiny!" Now generations later, meth head upon meth head has failed to leave and we need to do a conference out in America's Taint, Tampa Florida. Thank you so much.

Episode 337 - Speedrunning Your Roots

Welcome back HWIDGents and ladies, Tony is back this week and he's disavowing a storm especially,

- Rushed Origin Stories
- The Writer's Strike

Where did Indy get his Hat? Where did Han get his gun? Where did Jack Sparrow get his compass? Where did Superman get his glasses? Who could possibly care about the answers to these questions? If it were important it would have evolved out of the story naturally, but often in an effort to explain things we didn't need explained, they wi...

Bonus Episode Chaco, Buck, & Tab

Tomorrow early we're getting together and doing some do gets.

5/9 8am Central Time

Episode 336 - Is Theft

Welcome back HWIDG fans, it's sunrise and buck is on his way down, Tab is on his way up, and they're both working on problematic terminology, incorporating more of it into their daily vernaculars. You know stuff like...

- People Who Don't Warn About Speed Traps
- Thinking Taxes Work

In this world of Defund the Police, the best way to defund them is to stop the constant highway robbery that is speeding fines. Not by going the speed limit, which as we've covered before is not abo...

Episode 335 - Trust Me

El Chaco is back this week, we're riding off the WATP/TDS Philly high, and we're talking shop about those that ruin your days.

- Expert Liars
- Women in the Workforce

In 2020 it became clear that most of those around us aren't good honest people. They are at best NPCs devoid of anything but the current programming they've been fed, at worst though they are an assortment of paths, and isms that all add up to one thing, destroying your life. People like this feel nothing about ly...

Episode 334 - Pod Are These Whocasts

Here it is HWIDG fans the biggest episode of the year, we've got all 5 co-hosts in one mega spite requested episode. We're taking a big dump on podcasters. We did have some technical issues on this one though, somehow a setting got changed and now dynamically inserted ads are all over the episode. Please bear with us as we boomer it out. And be sure to vote on who's podcast issue was best! 

- Audio Issu...

Episode 333 - Framed

Tony calls in from his new set and we're talking about

Cheap Poster Frames
Disposability

It's 2023 shouldn't we be able to quickly and easily frame a poser and expect the frame to last more than 10 minutes? Of course not. All we get any more is trash. Short of spending a worthwhile amount of money, on something you got likely for free, is absurd to an extent. So instead we end up collecting garbage until it becomes worth less than the effort it takes to up keep the trash in our...

Episode 332 - Eternal Sunshine

Tim is back this week and we've broken out the bloodwine and started shouting about.

- Bliss
- Lack of Codes

These days it seems more and more like everyone around us lives in a self imposed hell worse than death. They hyper focus on the horrors of mankind, and there are legions of miserable people ready to refill the hog trough of misery with new slop every hour. Ejecting yourself from that system will only make your life better. I don't know a single person who is disappointe...