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Road to Infinity War - Episode 9 - Captain America: The Winter Soldier

The movie that I have seen in theaters nearly a dozen times, Captain America The Winter Soldier. When Hydra re-emerges Captain America calls no one else and solves the fucking problem himself. Meanwhile The Winter Soldier is hunting him down, will it be his best friend Bucky? The answer may shock you.

In what may be the best of the MCU, this movie delivers on everything but excessive jokes. Watch it, watch it right now.

Coming next is Guardians of the Galaxy with Tim the Handle Bre...

Ask Uncle Buck Ep 2 (ft Joel Chaco)

ARE YOU INTERESTED NOW, KIMBELL!?

Road to Infinity War - Episode 8 - Thor: The Dark World

In the first of the unnumbered sequels of the MCU we have Thor: The Dark World. The evil Doctor Who has returned from somewhere to bring an end to the universe, because reasons...

Is this the worst of the MCU? Does Jane foster become more than a cardboard standee, or will she take a name through a good portion of the film? Will this be the shortest episode of Road to Infinity War? Listen to find out!

Road to Infinity War - Episode 7 - Iron Man 3

Well boys and girls it is time for Phase II and not the one where we make tesseract weapons despite not having the tesseract. No this is Phase II of the MCU where the movies get jokier, and the heroes get sullener. I watched Iron Man 3 some say the worst of the Iron Man franchise do I agree do I disagree? You'll have to listen to find out. Big thanks to myself from 5 years ago for the thumbnail art I made in an art class. Next up is everyone's favorite, Thor: The Dark World.

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Bonus Episode 18 - Special Delivery

It’s that time of the month again. Time to crank up the tunes and put on your dancing shoes, because Here’s What I DO Get is finally here. Take our hand and let us lead you to the dance floor and boogie down, just don’t step on our shoes as we dance to the sweet sounds of:

-Not Being the New Guy
-The Circus
-Coheed and Cambria
-Socks

Being the new person anywhere tends to suck, work, school, you name it. It’s awkward, you stand out, and people call you “New Kid” ins...

Buckin' Around episode 5

Uncle Buck is pissed about paying to be held hostage.

Episode 72 - Bathroom Whiskey

Shhhhhhhhh. Quiet. Joe, bring the camera over here. Okay, so we're here in the thick of the jungle. It's hot, it's humid, but, we've just spotted a wild episode of Here's What I Dont Get. Now, you don't see these too often, they usually keep to themselves, but every now and then they come out to hunt for issues. Looks like that's what this guy is doing. Tracking, hunting, providing for his family. Let's watch as he sneaks up on these issues:

- The Inconvenience of Home Repair
- Downpla...

Road to Infinity War - The Avengers

This is a triple long episode of the Road, with Special Guest Tim the Handle Breaker. We talk about how many times we've seen this movie in theaters. We talk about the highs and lows in the film. Those little details you might have missed. What does the future of the MCU look like post Infinity War? Is this movie still one of the best in the MCU? We decide you should agree. Tim also announces when he'll appear for Phase II, and drops a hint for when he'll be in on Phase III. I hope you're still ...

Road to Infinity War - Captain America: The First Avenger

This is a long episode, but we go really in depth about what works and what doesn't with this film on the eve of the first Avengers movie. I really thoroughly enjoyed this movie from start to finish while watching it again, it was a really fun story and well told. There are some hiccups, but overall it's enjoyable. Next up is the Biggest movie of the decade The Avengers with Special Guest Tim the Handlebreaker.

Episode 71 - The Candy Situation

Sup, brahs. Welcome to this week's totally slammin' ep of Here's What I Don't Get! We hope you dudes and she-dudes are having a mondo cool time riding some waves and chowin' down on some gnarly McBurgertrons. Stay tubular as we give you the shimmy on these issues that throw out some bad vibes for us:

-Filing Your Own Taxes
-Aisle Blockers
-Form Over Function
-Phone Call Paralysis

Ben Franklin said that nothing in this world is certain except for death and taxes. Well, he's dea...

Road to Infinity War - Thor

In something of an upset my pre-watch gives a better review of this movie than the post-watch! Is it because Natalie Portman is wooden? Maybe it's bcause Thor doesn't wear his sweet ass helmet. In any case it took me three sessions to watch this movie in full because I was not feeling it. Stay tuned next up is Captain America: The First Avenger

Tab and Tim Watch - Crank 2: High Voltage

This movie was a far more psychotic romp than either one of us remembered. Filled with overly graphic violence, fake Joseph Gordon Levitts, Shot Guns in asses, horses on parade, and most importantly high voltage. This movie is far better than Rubber and we want to thank you that fans for it. Don't forget to suggest the next movie in May!

Minisode 5 - I Got a Lousy Ticket

Welcome fans to the smallest episode of the month. Minisode 5 where we discuss these small ball issues.
- Weird Hairs
- Being Hot & Cold at the same time
- Contacts
- Not winning a bike at the circus
- Online Volumization
- Tweet Diatribes

You're getting to that ripe old age of 27 and what are you getting? Weird fuckin hairs growing from areas they shouldn't be growing from. What the fuck is your deal? If you want to be a beard hair grow in the beard, if you want to ...

Episode 70 - Happy Birthday, Tim

Listen up gang, here’s how it’s gonna go down. Rafael’s got a boosted ride he’ll pick us up in, and JJ’s got the masks. We’ll meet up with them and our inside man 2 blocks away from the HWIDG offices. We’ve got body armor and pieces for everyone, so it should be real easy-like. We charge in, steal this week’s episode of the podcast, and get out. But, you, Junior, you’ve got the most important job. You’ve gotta be on the lookout for these issues:

* Back Pain
* Interv...

Road to Infinity War - Iron Man 2

In this sequel to Iron Man, Tony Stark fights the system against IP Theft and military conscription. He also has a battle against a bunch of robots so the stakes have never been lower. What are the ups and downs of this often derided MCU film? It will only take you 30 minutes to find out!

Road to Infinity War: Incredible Hulk

Next up on the run down of the 19 MCU movies before April 27th is 2008's Incredible Hulk starring Edward Norton. In what may be the Worst film of the MCU we see how bad a Marvel movie can be while still being vastly superior to all of the DC movies that weren't directed by Christopher Nolan.

In creating the Hulk Cock thumbnail I googled Hulk Cock and oh boy was that a rabbit hole you should go down immediately. Hope you enjoy this episode coming up next is Iron Man 2.

Episode 69 - Aww Yeah

Hey there big fella, and welcome to another sensual episode of Here’s What I Don’t Get. Don’t worry, just sit back, relax, and let us take care of it. After we’re done you can tell us all about your issues with:
* Local News
* Other People's Bathrooms
* Shower Sex
* The Pre-Sleep Self-Cringe Marathon

Tonight’s story: Is Local News Relevant? After a harrowing 26 year investigation, our top reporter, Tad Dirt, is finally ready to reveal the answer to the q...

Road to Infinity War - Iron Man

Welcome friends to the replacement for watching Discovery. Now I will be watching something I actually enjoy and I'll talk about it for a half hour or so. Gonna hit all 18 movies in the Marvel Cinematic Universe before April 27th. It's a long haul but one man can do it and his name is Tab.

 Iron Man

The first movie in the Marvel Cinematic Universe, before it even had a name we had Robert Downey Jr. playing himself on the big screen. I still hold this movie in high regards but watchi...

Bonus Episode 17 - Black Panther for HWIDG Fans

Welcome back patrons to another round up of all those things we DO get this month. This time we're discussing these very important issues.

- A Full 8 Hours
- Peanut Butter
- Hats
- Halloween

Every 10 minutes some one participates in the sleep olympics, you know what I am talking about. "Oh last night I only slept 3 hours." "That's nothing, I only slept 2 hours, 3 days ago." "OH YEAH, Well I haven't slept since I was a child." At the end of the day the winner is still th...

Episode 68 - Robot Wolves

Valorous morrow to thee, sir and welcome to another episode of Hither's What I Don't Understandeth. The only previously global audio performance to confront all of life's most resilient issues. This week thou can behold a rousing rabble about the following:   

* Cryptocurrency
* Sandals
* People with no Spatial Awareness
* Cable Management

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Episode 67 - We Don't Believe in Napkins

On a dark and stormy night, you hear a rap-rap-rapping on your door. The creaks and moans of your family’s ancient home warn you of the danger that awaits. You ignore them, opening that door to let the stranger in from the cold. But no one is there. “It must’ve just been some debris from the storm,” you assure yourself as you close the door. Then the stench hits you. Like the wicked offspring of mildew and rancid garden vegetables, it emanates from behind you. You turn around and face th...

Ask Uncle Buck - SEASON 2 - Episode 1

Uncle Buck is back with a longer format and lots of questions from YOU, THE LISTENERS!

Ask Buck YOUR questions on our Discord server!

Madcucks vs Discuckery Episode 15 Live Stream

In 45 minutes I stop watching this fucking worthless show forever. I guess it's technically 90 minutes, because that's when the show ends. Hopefully the music festival happening outside my apartment doesn't get drown out by my shouting.

Tab and Tim Watch - Episode 4 Rubber

In what may be the worst pitched movie of all time, a tire becomes sentient and kills a town. The tire is pretty cool it has feelings, you start to understand it. Two big problems, 1 they put a framing device in to justify why the movie sucks, and 2 they show the tire kill pretty much nobody. This may be one of the worst films we've ever seen. Sit back and watch it with us though, hopefully you get a laugh.

You guys are the only ones submitting movies this month so be on the look ou...

Episode 66 - Swiss Meatballs

Well recruits, you’ve done it. Against all odds you’ve survived your training to become a member of the elite space cops, the HWIDG Lanterns. Now, please, join me in reciting our sacred oath: “From North to South, East to West, these issues shall not ever rest, with rage among the very best, Here’s What I Don’t Get’s sacred quest!” Very good. Now, here’s your first mission:  

* Download Managers  
* Panic Attacks
* Power Surges
* Sources

On the...

Minisode 4 - It's not gay, it's just fruit

Welcome Patreonis to an episode so small you can barely see it. This month the little things that are nagging us are.

- Sore Throats
- Throwers
- Bananas
- Google Image Search
- Liking Penis
- Cold Contact Solution

There is a terrible feeling in life and it's having a sore throat. Days of misery in what might be your most important orifice. What's worse is that there about about 400 ways to get one and the only way to cure it is patience.

About that impatience, nothi...

Madcucks vs Discuckery Episode 11 (Video)

I hate everyone.

Madcucks vs Discuckery Episode 14 (Audio)

Well this has been horrific. Join me next week on the first and we'll watch the Series Finale of this shit show. I know they said there will be a second season, but I'm not watching it. I dunno, maybe I'll throw away all of my star trek shit too. Mother fuckers.

Madcucks vs Discuckery Episode 13 (Audio)

Just sit there, just sit there and watch a franchise you loved since you were a boy. Destroyed by ineptitude and horse cockery. 

Madcucks vs Discuckery Episode 12 (Audio)

I hate this show, I hate it so much. I wish I was dead.