We recorded this just a few days after Buck said he needed to step away from the show. The audio quality is very low, Tim us recording using a headset and I am recording the headset audio after Discord processing. The issues are fun, I brought in some issues from the past that wouldn't ever really be relevant. Hope you enjoy these, and Happy Fesitvus
2017-12-23 05:03:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Hopefully as you sit down to listen to this week's miraculous episode, you find yourself in the comfort of your home. Preferably with a nice hot mug of cocoa, a fully furnished tree, and your pet bobcat purring at your side. So, prepare yourself as we parachute in with these issues:
- Xmas Light Tours
- Fake Holidays
- Eggnog
- Wrapping Presents
Look! In the sky! It's a bird! It's a plane! It's Zack Snyder's brooding Superman! No. It's a line of imbeciles star...
You ever wonder what's on the shelves behind me when I do these? Well you won't get to see it because this is the audio version but that's the highlight of what is probably the last episode of this show I will watch. Join me as I started drinking before watching and while watching. Also join me as I have a breakdown about mistakes I've made in the past. All that and more on this Mid-Season Finale of Madcucks vs Discuckery!
2017-12-17 18:00:59 +0000 UTC View Post
I do not remember this episode in the slightest. I think this was the one where the chick klingon defected or something. Who cares amirite. Any way enjoy the drunk, semi coherent ramblings of a person having the life slowly bled out of him.
2017-12-16 18:00:01 +0000 UTC View Post
I got too drunk during this episode and I have no idea what is going on. Instead I talk about a bunch of random shit until the episode ends, this is as close to a solo podcast as you will likely get unless we get overwhelming demand.
2017-12-15 18:01:01 +0000 UTC View Post
This week's episode is best served with no ice, on a bed of leafy greens. Join us as we venture to the Florida of the human body, your ears, on a journey to deliver you these issues:
- Net Neutrality
- Shipping & Tracking
- "Have You Eaten Here Before?"
- Awards Shows Not Being About the Awards
Welcome to the Digital Thunderdome. Within its fiber optic, webbed structure, one man has fought his way through waves of Dial-up Samurai and Flame Warrior...
2017-12-13 18:36:06 +0000 UTC View Post
In this episode I get so agitated with the stupid character call backs and shitty writing that I decide to give up on watching the show and instead ramble on like a homeless man. I grab my handy communicator and give Buck a call, will he answer? If you've seen the video description you already know the answer. Oh well find out this time on Madcucks vs Discuckery!
2017-12-13 15:46:49 +0000 UTC View Post
I've wholly given up on this show, about halfway through I start rambling on about whatever comes to mind. This episode also has a special bonus appearance by Uncle Buck's voicemail, do I dox his real name? Only one way to find out. Episodes 8 and 9 coming soon
2017-12-13 15:33:35 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey there listener! You know that voice in your head that tell you to shoplift and dropkick toddlers? Well make room for a new one as Tim the Handlebreaker officially joins the podcast! On the Season 3 premiere, we assault your senses with these issues:
-The Living Room-ification of Movie Theaters
-Electronic Arts' Sudden Villainy
-Terrible Final Jeopardy Questions
-Salvation Army Bell Ring...
2017-12-07 02:34:54 +0000 UTC View Post
This one is a doozy. One of the worst episodes of any show I have every watched. Get ready to pause around 37 minutes in where I rant on for 15 minutes and try to decide if I really want to finish this or not. Good luck
2017-11-30 23:20:08 +0000 UTC View Post
I just realized that I didn't post this with the original. I don't remember anything about the episode at this point. I think it was the on where captain malfoy was captured. Who knows, it's terrible either way.
2017-11-30 23:17:49 +0000 UTC View Post
Buckle up boys and girls because this episode is a shit show. The tension is Sarek will die, but will he? No because he's alive as late as the 24th Century in an episode of TNG. But we needed to justify the whole Spock's fake sister thing so fuck you here's backstory nobody wanted or needed and most importantly it makes Mary Sue Burnham the most important person in the galaxy. 3/4s through this episode I had to take a break because this show is so terrible. Good news though, I'm going to push th...
2017-11-30 17:31:40 +0000 UTC View Post
Welcome to the Season 2 Finale, and welcome to returning champion Joel Chaco! I was gonna put a long list of silly fake-outs here, like some sort of mid-day soap opera, but instead I'll just play it straight. I'm Uncle Buck, and this is my last episode as a special guest on Here's What I Don't Get. Why? It could be one of the following reasons . . . - Wake-up Calls / Reality Check - The Internet of Things - Family Car Stickers
It happens to everyone at some point; what you t...
2017-11-30 05:02:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Welcome to the Season 2 Finale, and welcome to returning champion Joel Chaco! I was gonna put a long list of silly fake-outs here, like some sort of mid-day soap opera, but instead I'll just play it straight.
I'm Uncle Buck, and this is my last episode as a special guest on Here's What I Don't Get. Why? It could be one of the following reasons . . .
- Wake-up Calls / Reality Check
- The Internet of Things
- Family Car Stickers
It happens to everyone at...
2017-11-30 05:01:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Thank you for your support!
2017-11-23 19:18:29 +0000 UTC View Post
We're cruising down the road of life, you and us, but when it comes time for us to stop for a break, I hope you don't mind crawling out through the window, because Tim the Handle Breaker is joining us today as we bring in the following issues:
-Hollywood Types Who Think That Their Poop Doesn't Stink
-Dreams
-Not Fixing The Problem
Hollywood. You'll never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. Behind every good movie or tv show you...
2017-11-23 16:58:42 +0000 UTC View Post
THANK YOU for your support!
2017-11-20 10:00:16 +0000 UTC View Post
You'd better hope the weather holds up, because we're kicking off this festival, hosted by none other than Monon'c Pat, who was the winner of our Halloween look-alike contest! So grab a bevvy, wander the vendor tents, or pick a spot on the lawn and watch us as we take the stage with the following issues:
-Outdoor Festivals
-Bureaucracy
-Toy Video Games
Ever wanted to have a cool party or ceremony or other form of social gathering, but were...
2017-11-17 03:27:48 +0000 UTC View Post
The Nipple Pinch monster is wicked tired some one has to get pinched in the nipples in its place. Will it be Mary Sue Burnham?
Meanwhile Captain Malfoy gets kidnapped by Klingons and meets Dwight Schrute in prison who's as obnoxious as every single role that guy has ever played. Will they get away is this the end of Captain Malfoy? Does Anyone give a shit? The answer to 2/3rds of those is no.
All of this and more in this episode of Madcucks vs Discuckery.
2017-11-11 18:00:02 +0000 UTC View Post
Come unto us, all ye who do not get, and we will give unto you the bread of rage. On this 50th episode, lay your issues at our feet and submit yourselves to our rantings, and we will lead you on the path of grabby sharks as we enlighten you on the following issues: -Biting Your Tongue -Sudden Infestations of Flies -Religion
I dare say that nearly all of the humans born, from the beginning of time, have been born with a tongue. I'm sure there have been some exce...
Filtered Olympics Get ready to be under-represented in the Olympics of virtue signaling! You may experience some filtered pain as we vault into the following issues:
-"I Have No Filter"
-Representation Olympics
-"Men Experience Labor Pain" Videos
-Poor Quality Audio Books
People are lazy. Every one of us is lazy at something during some point of our lives. For some folks, it comes in the form of not putting any effort into self...
2017-11-02 20:13:19 +0000 UTC View Post
This show just gets better and better. We're flying with nipple pinches into the great unknown. If one of these shows kills me, please tell my family I was right this show is trash.
2017-11-02 01:01:01 +0000 UTC View Post
The first real episode of Discovery and bondage abounds. Join our strapping hero Mary Sue Burnham as she, basically does a bunch of nothing except letting others get killed. Will there be a hologram Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon, do the Klingons become anything more than subtitled cardboard cutouts? Find out on this weeks episode!
Audio Posted separately.
This is as upto date as it gets. Episode 4 will be coming on Wednesday. This show is absolutely awful, I only watch it for content purposes. Thanks for supporting the show, let us know things you'd like to see moving forward. Peace out guys!
2017-10-31 02:02:39 +0000 UTC View Post
Updating the older episodes, these will be right alongside the video as the new episodes release. Thanks for listening everyone and thanks for supporting the show!
2017-10-31 01:59:44 +0000 UTC View Post
By request there will now be audio versions of the Discovery Commentaries.
2017-10-31 01:57:13 +0000 UTC View Post
Here we go what should have been the season pilot, sit in stunned silence with me while we're Mary Sue where no Mary has Sued before!
I'll be posting separate Audio Tracks momentarily.
2017-10-31 01:07:24 +0000 UTC View Post
Hang out with Tab and Uncle Buck as we watch Star Trek (2009) and share our thoughts.
2017-10-29 13:00:08 +0000 UTC View Post
