Evergreen

Mari Lwyd Saves Christmas

Actually destroys the christmas market like a boss.

A followup to last year's Mari Lwyd comic! John recieves a knock at the door, though a week early, thankfully it's not the singing horse again! Unfortunately it's something worse, a representative from the council.

They're not quite happy with him, being such a shut in, the village is growing weary and suspicious of the shut in expat from the mainland. If he doesn't want to become a social pariah and his life made hell, he's gonna have to participate in the village customs, it just so happens it might be for dubious reasons...

Happy New Year to the big 2026!

Mari Lwyd wins!

Holy hell, this was the closest and most contested poll we've ever had! The poll results didn't even shift all that much even after the last post, but Mari Lwyd has narrowly scraped a victory!
Final Results:

Mari Lwyd 57
Yule Cat 50
Smiledog 51

Polls Tied?

Hey all, geez I actually can't call the polls right now.

They're all near equal in results atm. I'll have to push the dial a touch here by saying Mari Lwyd is gonna be more light hearted and jokey, the Yule Cat is gonna be depressing, scary and hot.
And Smiledog probably fairly generic as it's just gonna be a filler vore sequence I didn't have any new ideas for.

Mari Lwyd: 44
Yule Cat: 48
Smiledog: 48

Christmas Poll! 1x

Merry Christmas! Here's what's on offer:

Mari Lwyd Returns: A continuation from last years comic.
It has been a year since Mari Lwyd had raided the home of our English Anon, and now as the days tick over to december again he finds himself paranoid that he'll recieve another gluttonous visitor. That is, until, he recieves a call from the local council, urging him to play the puppeteer of the Mari Lwyd in the Town Square for Christmas Eve! They'd been told there was to be a very large turn out of tourists this year. Oh how could this go wrong.

Yule Cat:(Anthro) An injured pilot walks alone through the tundra after his one man plane suffers a fault flying over Iceland. His arm is broken and old jacket torn, the cold biting at him through it's holes. As he trudges through the snow, following the northern lights, an aloof predator stalks and taunts him, abiding by it's arbitrary time limit of midnight for him to receive a new jacket before it eats him.

Smiledog: Christmas
Smiledog's feeling a little Grinchish this year, and drops in on one of her thralls to eat them out of house and home this year.

Prii: Round 2

A direct continuation of her revival sequence found here: https://www.furaffinity.net/gallery/evergreenplate/folder/1092587/Prii

Prii wakes from her post binge slumber to find herself entirely reconstituted and feels she could probably use a bit more padding.

Prii is owned by Shadow-night

Prii wins!

See you all soon

November Content Poll 1x

Prii: Return

Just days after her reconstitution, Prii has started to feel like she's in a calorie deficit, so sets out to regain more than just her default amount of "mass". Looks like downtown's gonna be depopulated again!

Ghost House:A Ghost Hunting trip between a group of 20 somethings takes a turn for the worse when the group of friends discovers a spirit for real in the local haunted mansion. The gluttonous spector promptly possesses one of the girls who is over taken with a great longing urge to fill herself with her friends.

Boar: Supply Raid

A fat boar girl has been raiding supply caches of EvergreenCorps field  troops for months now, and it's time for some pest control. Unfortunate  for these recruits, they misjudged quite how strong this seemingly  fatass pig was. Not to mention how ravenous she could still be enough now with a team of lightly armed, perfectly edible thugs showing up.

Canine Cryptid Special

Happy October!

October Results!

Canines win!

Will see you all at the end of the month!

October Content Poll 1x

A bit less structured sequence this month around, thinking we'll have an assortment of spooky creatures on selection for a showcase of them being big and round, scary and hungry.
The options for this month are:

-Canines (Smiledog and Mal0, Werewolf, Black Shuck)
-Aliens (Greys, Flatwoods Plains Monster, Hopskinville Goblins)
-Undead (Vampires, Mummies, Zombies)
-Cryptids (Fleshgait, Chubacabra, Goatman, Kelpie)

Leave a comment if there's any other spooky creature you'd wanna see included maybe as a side doodle!

Tortania: Fate of Trespassers

The cobbled together ute blasted through the warning signs and decayed fences, blazing a trail through long untravelled roads into the swamp. The stolen cargo would be worth it. If the cultists could make it through.

Edit: Fixed some consistency errors

Tortania Wins!

By overwhelming margins, the grumpy turtle has won.

Edit: for whatever reason Patreon will NOT let me upload any image right now, so you'll have to make do without the poll results

Content Poll 1x

Sorry for the lateness of the poll, have been really busy lately!

The Tale of Satampra Zeiros (a disrespectful adaptation Clark Ashton Smith)
Two thieves return to the ancestral home of their people, an ill fated plan hatched to steal from ancient kings despite the prophecy's clear warning of devastation to who ever returned to the dead city. Warnings that should have been well heeded, given the guard "dog" left behind.

Tortania: Fat(e) of Trespassers
A dragon snapping turtle lurks the otherwise beautiful waters of this swamp, no man may step in this wildlife sanctuary. As of now, it's pissing down rain sideways in the middle of the night, precious cargo is being hauled at breakneck speed on a cobbled together offroader. The two cultists at the wheel knowing they don't belong in this territory, but bad comes to worse as their car becomes bogged in the mud.

Flatswood Feeding II:
Where we last left off with the downed alien being fed by her cohort of Hopskinville goblins. She will now have to manage being discovered in the middle of her gorging session by the sheriff.

Greta at the Funpark

Greta goes to the funpark and doesn't have fun.

Ft. Rodger (Buttblenderer), Toast and Vic (TheLibertyVice)

WEW
Almost didn't get this done. University has been kicking my ass, I'm eating into tomorrow to have finished it today.

Greta Wins

By a factor of two, wow! If she could see this I'm sure she'd blush

August Content Poll 1x

Not much story planned for this month, just some big hungry girls.

Greta Showcase
The NEET girl failure, in all her gluttonous loser existence.

Hesperi Showcase
Another day in the life of the inexperienced snake priestess trying to keep up with her people's cult.

Beth Showcase
More happenings around the farm, missing cattle and expanding waistlines of this cowgirl turned cow girl.

Greta 8/8 Animation!

Well it took almost a month of work but I got it done! VA work done by Ona-Yowl, be sure to check her out, she draws hot deathclaws.

Greta's stuffed herself silly with copious amounts pizza, burgers, bread and some unlucky guy buried underneath all that...

Buying A Drink

Don't go into a monster bar as a human, you might be interested in the monsters but it's rare they'll see you the same way you see them!

Featuring my friend's werewolf, Carrie owned by Max Buttblenderer.
Find more of her here:
https://twitter.com/buttblenderer
http://patreon.com/buttblenderer

Carrie Wins!

See you all soon with some big scary werewolf content!

Content Poll July x1

Ey, small announcement first. Starting school again so I won't be as free going forward these next 4-ish months and there'll be sequences mostly. This time we got a special, canine monsters!

For this people fueled hungry showcase, we got 3 options:

Carrie the Werewolf (belonging to my friend, Buttblenderer)
Vicar Amelia (Bloodborne)
Smiledog (The memetic underdog)

Beth The Lonely Cowgirl

The Diamantina is a stretch of parched, dusty land right before the start of The Outback in the bottom left corner of Queensland, Australia.

Life was tough for Beth, inheriting a dirt farm full of a couple hundred heads of cattle. Her neighbours were 100km in each direction and it was a full days travel just to get bread, so forgive the girl for being a little naive in picking up some random Germans fresh from being booted off the fields.

Though she didn't know it, she created the perfect opportunity for a stroke of fate that would change her life irrevocably.

Beth wins!

So I deleted the 10x poll and learnt the hard way what a backwater platform patreon is as there is no way to restore deleted posts. Luckily I had already downloaded the poll results and still have the data.

But anyway, see you at the end of the month! I hope you'll enjoy Beth's weird little story I have planned!

June Content Poll 1x

Little change up. This month I'll be having some of the usual appearances in the polls but actual pieces will be of different products. Beth's is a black and white story comic with belly focus, Mal0 will be a belly/tit/ass shaded sequence like last month's Greta feature and finally Tortania will be a shorter but fully coloured/shaded sequence.

A) Beth: Lonesome Cow
Beth is a single cow working out in the great red dustbowl of the Diamantina, Queensland. She works hard, she thinks, raising cattle, which is a bit weird? She's all alone out in this harsh country, at least she thinks so.
She's been having nightmares lately, a lot of them. People visit her at night. And by day, a few more cattle disappear.
What's going on at this farmstead?

B) Mal0: Cyber Lover
Mal0 showcasing her body and what it can do to others.

C) Tortania: Fate of Trespassers
A dragon snapping turtle lurks the otherwise beautiful waters of the swamp, no man may step in this wildlife sanctuary. So its not looking good for the cultists that have ploughed through warning signs and churned up the dirt road into muddy trenches with their off-roader when they finally get bogged.

Greta Showcase

Private Function rule you should listen to 'em.

Greta finally did get out and met up with some local "truthers" only to find them excessively stupid. I mean, seriously, how could you believe in that banal bullshit?

Some time later, one of the more awkward and persistent weirdos at the meet kept insisting on chatting with her and eventually wanting to come home with her, though it was clear that he had ulterior motives.
Obviously he was too dangerous to keep around, too many questions, too much interest and not revulsion to her. It was too good to be true, so he had to be glorped. Though thinking back... he was kinda fun to talk to, maybe he wasn't an agent...Oh, too late.

Also featuring Buttblenderer's Rodger as a naval plug.

Poll Results

Greta wins! Will see you later in the month with some good gut action.

Poll Extension?

Hey guys, so Greta and Mal0 are only one vote apart right now from top place, I'll give you a few more hours to see if you wanna make any decisive changes in your vote!

May Content Poll x1

Hey all, this month's sequence is going to be a lot less story focused and heavy on the ass, booba and gut shots. Will also be shaded and very horny. That being said, lets start the poll already.

Our choices are:

Mal0 - Everyone's favourite wolf/dog/thing from the app store, a fixture of online gooners
Greta - The half loved, half hated dysfunctional misandrist NEET, perma virgin loser
Hesperi - Naive naga who's culture demands her eat non-snakes, young and inexperienced yet already has a high body count
Tortania - An underdog on this platform. Grumpy, gruff and territorial dragon snapping turtle who'll gulp you down if you step foot in her swamp.

Hesperi: Feast of the Legged II

Lots of lore with this one, developed a little lore sheet to help myself keep track too!

Also if you have any comments or questions, please feel free to leave them! They're one of my favourite parts about doing all this.

Vote results, all tiers

In an effort to be a little more transparent about results and also avoid confusion, I want to start posting the actual results of the polls for everyone to see! Since polls are only visible to their respective tier and some might be confused on why their poll's winner isn't what gets drawn.
Keeping in mind, the higher polls have vote multipliers that make their vote more powerful!

Have a WIP of the upcoming comic with two other snake priestess's bickering about Hesperi

Hesperi Wins!

Wow. That's a big suprise, Hesperi and Beth both MASSIVELY pulled out in front of Mal0 vs Smiledog with Hesperi narrowly claiming victory over Beth by only 4 votes.

Stay tuned for part two of Feast of the Legged