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#748 RHOC: Roped Into A New Season

The Real Housewives of Orange County are back, and they're all friends!  At least, that's what they're telling us.  And we're happy to go along with it.  Come join us as we catch up on Shannon's divorce, Kelly's single life, Vicki's love tank, and Tamra's tears.  Plus, a new girl named Emily!


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#747 RHOP: Crepes of Wrath

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The Real Housewives of Potomac are still in France to embarrass the rest of America. Will crepes l...

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#746 Southern Charm: Winter Ball and Chain - Live From Kansas City

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We’re in Kansas City for the Southern Charm Finale and couldn’t be more grateful. There’s a Winter Ball, a classic Cameran callout, and an Ashley crash and burn! Enjoy! 

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#745 RHONY: Unsafe At Any Speed Dating - Live from St. Louis

The ladies of RHONY go speed dating, and it goes about as miserably as you can expect.  But at least we get to see sexpot Ramona in action.  Come join us for a raucous, crazy show from St. Louis!  If you want to see us live, be sure to get tix at watchwhatcrappens.com

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#744 BelowDeckMed: So Take A Look At Me João

For some strange, unlawful reason, Brooke and Kasey are still smitten by human soda can João, and now it looks like their regrettable love triangle is reaching a head on "Below Deck Mediterranean."  Who will João choose?  And why is life so cruel to allow him to be the one with all the power in this situation?  Plus, broccoli updates and new music from Trixie Monocle & Three Arm Octopus!

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#743: Lea Black's Day Off

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We had another Bravo-less night last nigh, so for today's show we made a field trip to the gorgeous home of the fabulous Lea Black from Real Housewives of Miami and Flipping Out. We love this woman! Follow her on insta and twitter @leablackmiami and find her jewelry and skincare at LeaBlack...

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#742 RHOP: Catch Me If You Cannes

The "Real Housewives of Potomac" head to Cannes, France, and it isn't long before vicious accusations are hurled and CVS sneakers shamed.  It's everything we could want, plus the Prince of Monaco!


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#741 Shahs: Shahs of Sunset Season 7 Trailer Breakdown

The "Shahs of Sunset" are coming back, and the trailer is full of everything we've come to expect:  Reza screaming, GG being a disaster, and MJ in crazy outfits.  We break it all down in typical Crappens fashion:  shot by shot, hair plug by hair plug.  Come listen!


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#740 RHOD: Season 3 Trailer Breakdown

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The Real Housewives of Dallas Season Three trailer has been released and we are celebrating with a shot by shot breakdown of the insanity. 

This week's bonus is a breakdown of the Southern Charm Savannah trailer.  To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatc...

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#739 RHONY: Midseason Trailer Breakdown

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The Real Housewives of New York gave us the gift of a midseason trailer to break down over the holidays. There are troll doll heads, a Dorinda smackdown, and a boat ride no one will  ever forget. Enjoy!

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#738 RHOP: A Mime Is A Terrible Thing To Waste

It's time for the group trip on "Real Housewives of Potomac," but not even a very charming mime can convince Robyn and Gizelle to go to France.  Will they ever be persuaded to take an all-expenses paid vacation to the French Riviera????  Check out our recap to find out.


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CRAPPENS MAILBAG July 2018!

The mailbag is back!  Send us anything you want us to read on the air:  a question, a comment, a request.  Whatevah!

Just write it in the comments section below, and we'll read it!

Thanks!

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#737 SouthernCharm: How Polo Can You Go?

On this week's "Southern Charm," Thomas wants one last hurrah on the polo fields before he hangs up his duds, which means that maybe now he'll have more time to spend with Ashley.  Oh wait, they've PUMPED THE BRAKES (as Ashley has reminded everyone in Charleston).  Also, Shep vs. a crow.  Come listen!


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Google Hangout Time!

There are only ten slots at a time on camera. The slots fill up quickly, so we're starting a waiting list. To get on it, just post a comment on this patreon post. We'll start shuffling people every 20 minutes! If you don’t get in, use the viewing link instead of the join link! We'll be reading the comments here throughout the night! AND WEAR HEADPHONES! xo


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#736 RHONY: Coming Crest-fully Clean

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The Real Housewives of New York are still at The Mayflower fighting about family crests and selfies. Will Ramona survive the shock of being served banana bread?

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#735 Below Deck Med: Michelin Scarred

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Adam eats at a Michelin Starred restaurant for the first time in his life and tries to grow a James Beard on this week's Below Deck Mediterranean. Also, Joao breaks a wine glass with his sheer douchiness and Hanna gives a lot of smokey kisses.

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Google Hangouts Video Chat This Thurs at 6PM Pacific!

Time to party! This Thursday at 6PM Pacific Time, we'll be on Google Hangouts to chat with you guys. You'll need a gmail address to login with and earphones so we don't hear feedback in the chat room. Psyched to see you all again! We'll post links on Patreon right before we start. 

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#734 SouthernCharm Live in SF: Jagged Little Pillow

Craig's pillow design is due - will this be his moment to shine?  Or his moment to be, well, Craig.  We discuss this as well as many more things at our crazy, super fun live show from SF.  You must listen!


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#733 RHONY Live in Phoenix: Crest Wars and Slob Kebabs

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We're in Phoenix to record this week's instant classic episode of Real Housewives of New York. Luann is out of rehab, but will Ramona the Slob Kebab be able to control herself? And why is Doridna yelling about Crest? Enjoy, and thank you Phoenix!

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#732 Below Deck Med: Ironing Out the Truth

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Below Deck Med is blessed with the nicest guests ever, but that won't stop Adam from wanting to throw Hannah overboard. Also, Kasey is got in a lie. Will it get her fired or hugged to death? 

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#731 YourHusband: Turns Out This Show Is Hilarious

Bravo gave "Your Husband Is Cheating On Us" a second chance; so we thought we should check it out.  And we're glad we did because it's hilarious!  This episode had it all: fights, food drama, a cheese plate, and a raccoon.  Plus, Ginuwine!

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#730 RHOP: Raucous Caucus

Somebody call security because the ladies of Real Housewives of Potomoac are getting messy.  First, Karen ejects Gizelle and Robyn from her gala.  Then Karen and Monique try to ignore Gizelle at the Congressional Black Caucus event.  But the real headturner of this episode is the SHOCKING thing Chris calls Candiace. We can't even repeat it here.  Come listen to the recap!

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#729 SouthernCharm: Beer and Loathing in Charleston

Love is sort of in the air on "Southern Charm."  And if not love, then beer.  The gang convenes to try Austen's unnamed brew, setting the stage for a confrontation between Chelsea and Victoria.  Meanwhile, Shep and Kathryn continue to flirt -- they had sex FYI -- and Ashely finds herself struggling to hold onto that periwinkle hunk Thomas.  Just grist for our mill.  Come check out our recap!

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#728 RHONY: Tins 'n' Dale - Wedding Rangers

"Real Housewives of New York" remembers Bobby Zarin, one of our favorite Bravo husbands of all time. But then we dive into full lunacy with Tinsley and her mom Dale as they shop for wedding dresses and cry over unfertilized eggs.  Also, Luann is free at last!

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#727 Below Deck Med: Putting the B in Honey

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Below Deck Med finally gets rid of the b Honey and the kosher crew, but no one can forget the sting.

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#726 MDLNY: Chunky Scarves and Marble Madness

The season premiere of "Million Dollar Listing: New York" gave us everything we've come to expect: intense Snapchat filters, overly rehearsed comic bits by Fredrik, and shirtless Steve Gold.  Oh, and marble.  Lots and lots of marble.

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#725 RHOP: Cha-Charity Case

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The Real Housewives of Potomac is puts Charity up against Charity. But will anyone be more charitable than Charisse's escort?

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#724 Southern Charm: Trouble in Hairadise

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Ashley continues to grow her villainy on this week's Southern Charm while Shep limps around, Cam has her kid and Craig visits his life coach. Enjoy!

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#723 RHONY: Escape from Lu-catraz

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The Real Housewives of New York celebrates Bethenny's new jeans line and Luann's great prison escape. Time to crack some nuts. Enjoy!

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#722 Below Deck Med: Not Kosher

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The Great Gatsby takes over Below Deck Mediterranean. Will literary greatness be able to overshadow the douche magnetism of the guests and Jao? Probably not. Enjoy!

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