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#670 RHOBH: The Nanny K Diaries

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The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills are taking the arguments from petty to...amazingly wonderfully petty with a good ole fashioned "You Don't Remember NANNY K!!?!?" fight, and we couldn't be more grateful. 

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#669 PumpRules: Bottle Episode

The "Vanderpump Rules" trip to Mexico continues.  Jax finds out about Scheana's devious plans, Stassi and Kristen fight about sleeptime, and Lala drops an iconic bombshell:  she needs a baba.  Or bubba?  Come listen to our recap of this hilarious episode.

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Google Hangouts This Wednesday at 6PM Pacific!

Time for our Hangouts video chat partaaaaayyyyy! We'll put links up here on Patreon. To join, you'll need a webcam, headphones (so we don't hear feedback in the chat) and a drink. See you then! R and B

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#668 RHOA: The Daly Showed!

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Marc Daly showed up! Marc Daly showed up! The Real Housewives of Atlanta meet the love of Kenya's life, and Sheree doesn't understand nose rings. It's an all around win.

This week's bonus is all about our trip to Detroit. To hear it, become a premium subscriber at 2018-03-26 23:26:47 +0000 UTC View Post

#667: Live in Detroit: Welcome to SUR!

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In the beginning...there was Vanderpump Rules Episode One: Welcome to Sur! We're live in Detroit at the Majestic Theater to cover the first episode ever of one of our all time faves. T...

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#666 Summer House: Hell? NOT FUN

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This week on Summer house, Amanda and Kyle whine fight for an hour. In other news, Stephen has boy trouble, Twerkus gets her twerk back, and Carl wears white pants again. Enjoy!

This week's bonus about Vegas and the first two parts of the Married2Med Reunion! To hear it, become a prem...

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#665 RHOBH: Séance Anything

Kyle hosts one last séance by the smiley-faced pool for old times' sake, and Lisa Vanderpump loses one of her cute little pups.  It's a time for tears (and heavenly phone calls).  Come join us for this recap of "Real Housewives of Beverly Hills."


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#664 Vanderpump Rules: The Mighty Schmuck

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Jax has a mysterious hockey job offer on PumpRules, but that doesn't stop him from getting his ape ass handed to him in Mexico. Enjoy!

This week's bonus about Vegas and the first two parts of the Married2Med Reunion! To hear it, become a premium subscriber at 2018-03-20 23:25:22 +0000 UTC View Post

#663 RHOA: Joking Hazard

Nene loses her Uber cool with a heckler, and the consequences are rough.  And that's just the tip of the iceberg.  Come listen to our recap of the latest Real Housewives of Atlanta!

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Crappens Ringers Up! March

Premium Ringtones are posted! Three months of archives are available at a time. Lots of Vanderpump Rules, Top Chef, Married to Medicine and RHOA! Enjoy and thanks for the support! To rifle through the iPhone and MP3 folders on Google Drive, go here and right click/download on the tones you want!: https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/0B5mv_z11OvADMHg1MnJOenJsbUU

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#662 RHOBH: Dinner Party From Hell! (Live from Houston)

We took our show to Houston, TX last week, and to celebrate, we went back in time to arguably the most iconic Bravo episode of all time: the "Real Housewives of Beverly Hills" season 1 dinner party from hell.  From the morally corrupt Faye Resnick to the drunk medium Allison DuBois, we have it all covered.  So grab your Camille Cocktail and get ready for a rocky, rowdy, and hilarious trip down Malibu memory lane.  Thank you Texas!!

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#661 SummerHouse: Happily Everett After

It's the moment we've all been not waiting for:  Everett and Lindsay finally reunited.  And it's just as sloppy as you'd expect.  Plus, Stephen has a heartbreaking trip to Alabama.


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#660 RHOBH: Tears of a Teddi Bear

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The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills meet for a catch up lunch that leaves Vanderpump's new project in tears. Will Erika apologize? No, Miss Cry Baby. 

This week's bonus a preview of Southern Charm! To hear it, become a premium subscriber at 2018-03-14 14:43:20 +0000 UTC View Post

#659 PumpRules: Creepy Controversy

"Vanderpump Rules" becomes an unlikely nuanced showpiece for the #metoo movement when Ariana's brother Jeremy gets thrust into the spotlight by the Taco Bell Coven.  Stassi and Kristen call him creepy, Ariana and Tom call him thoughtful, and Lisa calls him a hero.  Who to believe?  Maybe they're all right?  Here's one thing we can all agree on:  Brit is doing too much for Jax's birthday.  If you don't already, be sure to subscribe to the podcast and buy tickets to o...

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#658 RHOA: Aged Ham in Barcelona

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The Real Housewives of Atlanta are still in Barcelona. There are massive protests, but can they cause more unrest than these women? 

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#657 Top Chef: Successes and Gail-ures

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Top Chef season finale! Who will win? Who will lose? What will Gail wear?...

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#656 Summer House: Carlbellion

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The Summer House roomies are on a full Carl rebellion, and the always dependable soldier ...

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#655 RHOBH: Belle of the Ball Gag

Camille Grammer is the gift that keeps on giving, and this time she's assigned her wrath to Dorit, who is only now just feeling the harsh punishment of Lisa Vanderpump's bruised ego.  It's a petty, brilliant episode of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, and we're recapping every inch of it.  Grab your ball gags - we're gettin' freaky!

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#654 PumpRules: Fear and Bloating in Las Vegas

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Vanderpump Rules goes to Vegas for the ultimate TomTom te...

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#653 TopChef: Fishing For Compliments

Did you MEAN to serve trout tainted with ursine fecal matter? That is the pressing question plaguing the penultimate episode of TOP CHEF - at least, according to us.  Join us as we unpack all that this show has to offer: fishing, grilling vegetables, cowboy hats.  You know, the good stuff.

Oh and don't forget to subscribe, and please tell your friends too!

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#652: RHONY Season 10 Trailer Deep Dive

The new trailer for season 10 of Real Housewives of New York is so important to us that we decided to devote an entire episode to unpacking it - shot by shot (and sometimes frame by frame).  We manage to pull out over an hour of thorough analysis from only two minutes of video - but hey, that's what "Watch What Crappens" is all about.  Afterwards, we have fun in the Crappens Mailbag where we discuss the musical "Chicago" and of course Kitchen-Aid stand mixers.  Thanks for listenin...

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#651 SummerHouse: Take Your Mom To Wirkus Day

Parental visits don't get in the way of drunken Wirkus rants  - that's what we learned on this week's "Summer House."  Join us as we unpack the latest madness!

And be sure to tell all your friends about the podcast!  Visit us at watchwhatcrappens.com

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#650 RHOBH Faux Furs/Cold Shoulders

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The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills celebrates NYC with a failed Frankel taked...

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FEBRUARY HANGOUT!

Come hang out with us!

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#649 PumpRules: Introducing Madison Marie Parks-Valletta

Jax almost drowns, and Scheana has baby plans.  Just another day in Big Bear paradise on "Vanderpump Rules."  Come join us as we recap it!

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#648 RHOA: Unwelcome Mat

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The Real Housewives of Atlanta are still in Barcelona, and they fight to the mat.

This week's b...

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#647 Top Chef: Did You Mean To Disappoint Your Mother?

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Google Hangout Next Tues Feb 27 at 6PM Pacific Time!

Hey guys!! Time to party on video chat!! Let's meet up next tues Feb 27th at 6PM Pacific Time! Make sure you have a drink and earbuds so we don't hear echoes. We'll post links to join on webcam and also to watch at about 545. 

Can't wait to catch up with you guys!! See you Tuesday! This is for Patreon members at the two dollar level. xo

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#646 RHOBH: Don't Cry For Me Kyle-gentina

This week's "Real Housewives of Beverly Hills" is a battle Royale to find out who's the biggest victim: Dorit, for having her big night ruined? Kyle, for perceived snubs? Or Lisa Vanderpump, for being called insecure and jealous? It's a magnificent carousel of self-pity and accusations, and we're here to recap it all!

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#645 PumpRules: Live from NYC - Fun and GAAAMES

Live from the legendary Bowery Ballroom in New York City, we're recapping the epic "Vanderpump Rules" trip to Big Bear - a.k.a. SCHEANAFEST 2018. Plus, important discussion about the Real Housewives of New York's ill-fated maritime adventure. Thanks to everyone who came to the show. To see one of our live shows, be sure to visit watchwhatcrappens.com !


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