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BONUS #540: Traitors S03E04- Bobbing and Weaving

A fairly standard episode of finger pointing and accusations takes a wild turn on The Traitors this week.  We’re left gagged.

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Crappens on Demand: BONUS #540: Traitors S03E04 - Bobbing and Weaving

A fairly standard episode of finger pointing and accusations takes a wild turn on The Traitors this week. We’re left gagged.

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Crappens on Demand: Below Deck Sailing Yacht S05E15: The Gary Stink

This week on Below Deck Sailing Yacht, Danni gets dumped after Chase finds out she hooked up with Gary and it’s really sad. LOL JK. Also, there are some ladies who almost die from gluten allergies.

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Crappens on Demand: Southern Hospitality S03E03

Emmy makes amends with everyone after her breakdown on Southern Hospitality, still not realizing that everyone knows her man is talking crap about her. Also, TJ and Joey Marbles open up about a little secret.

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Crappy Hour 1/20/25 Crappy Hour 1/20/25 Lindsay V Dorinda, Carl is Soft, Sold on Britani

This week on Crappy Hour, Lindsay comes for Dorinda, RHOSLC’s Britani has a new gig, and Carl’s white pants might be ready to rejoin the dating pool. Join us live every other Monday at 5:30PT on YouTube Live (Youtube.com/watchwhatcrappens) or Instagram (@watchwhatcrappens) 

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Crappens on Demand: RHOP S9E16: Drag Ging

Ashley becomes a drag king on Real Housewives of Potomac, and Gizelle and Karen deserve that Mia needs some drag ging.

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Crappens on Demand: Southern Charm S10E06 Drown and Country

Salley takes a shot at a throwing her own backyard party Southern Charm where she parades one of Taylor’s exes around like a prize. Craig tries to break up with Austen, Whitney still has a Chucky wig on, and Venita almost drowns without a garden scene. To watch this recap on video, listen to our Sold on SLC and Traitors bonus episodes, and participate in live threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. Tic...

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Crappens on Demand: RHOSLC S5E16: Circle (of) Jerks

The epic Real Housewives of Salt Lake City finale finds the gang circling up at the dinner table to read mean texts to each other. It doesn’t go well. As an added bonus, Meredith bobbles her head into a fresh corneal disability. Then on Sold on SLC S1E04, (time stamp: 1:33:00 ) there’s a fortieth birthday party and some moves are made. Will an agent escape Presidio?

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Crappens on Demand: RHONY S15E014: You Bugme Berkeley

There’s synchronized swimming and lots of yelling on tonight’s The Real Housewives of New York City. Brynn and Erin stir up more trouble and then cry when confronted with the reactions. Rinse and repeat!

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Crappens on Demand: RHOBH S1407: Chuck E Girl, Please

Kyle outs herself in the meme struggle for no reason on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills and it all goes down in a Chuck E Cheese. Also, Boz recovers from surgery and the cast shows up one by one to ask for her votes.

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Crappens on Demand: Below Deck Sailing Yacht S05E14: Getting Anal About The Rules

Gary gets wasted with the guests on Below Deck Sailing Yacht, but it’s his attitude with Glen afterwards that’s the real jaw-dropper. Meanwhile, Diana suffers the indignity of only getting 8 hours sleep instead of 9.

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BONUS #539: Traitors S03E03: Always. Be. Cellaring.

Let’s talk episode 3 of The Traitors. It’s another frustrating murrrrder in the castle, and after a chaotic challenge fails to produce any shields, people are pointing fingers. Later, the Traitors need to do something daring in a wine cellar, but will they be caught?

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Crappens on Demand: BONUS #539 Traitors S03E03 Always Be Cellaring

Let’s talk episode 3 of The Traitors. It’s another frustrating murrrrder in the castle, and after a chaotic challenge fails to produce any shields, people are pointing fingers. Later, the Traitors need to do something daring in a wine cellar, but will they be caught?

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Crappens on Demand: Southern Hospitality S03E02: Post Traumatic Dress Misorder

Rumors are swirling that Emmy is laundering money through a dress scam — just one of many hilarious threads on this week’s Southern Hospitality, a show so good that we too would give store credit to these people. Meanwhile, TJ and Michols hash things out, and Grace Lilly dazzles with her vocals.

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Crappens on Demand: Southern Charm S10E05: The Taming of the Crew

Craig throws a backyard party on Southern Charm to celebrate suburban bliss.  Meanwhile, Salley spills tea about Gaston and Austen sits at his work computer for the first time. 

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BONUS #538: Traitors S03E01-02: Eagles Don’t Fly With Bros

The Traitors is back!  We’re here to recap the first two episodes of season 3 (US version, natch), which is already so good.  But, despite the show being off to a great start, we DO have some annoyances that we need to air out.  Join us as we get out our pitchforks.  And as for episode 3, that will be recapped along with episode 4 next week!

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Crappens on Demand: BONUS #538: Traitors S03E01-02: Eagles Don’t Fly With Bros

The Traitors is back!  We’re here to recap the first two episodes of season 3 (US version, natch), which is already so good.  But, despite the show being off to a great start, we DO have some annoyances that we need to air out.  Join us as we get out our pitchforks.  And as for episode 3, that will be recapped along with episode 4 next week!

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Crappens on Demand: RHOSLC S5 E15 + Sold on SLC: For The Record

 Sold on SLC starts at 01:20.23

On The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, someone is secretly recording conversations, and when they’re caught, hilarious chaos ensues. Then, on Sold on SLC, Matt is confronted with stripper allegations, which leads to tears, excuses, and a disappointing defense from Jennifer.

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Crappens on Demand: The Traitors S3 Cast Breakdown Part 2

This is the second half of our cast breakdown! The Traitors is back this week, and to get ready for it, we are going through the entire cast and judging whether each person will be good on the show and good at the game.

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BONUS #537 : Traitors Season 3 Cast Breakdown Part 2

This is our second part of the bonus episode!

The Traitors is back this week, and to get ready for it, we are going through the entire cast and judging whether each person will be good on the show and good at the game.  We have a lot of thoughts - so many that this will be a two parter. 

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Crappens on Demand: RHONY S15E013: The Photos and the Furious

Brynn tries to demonize Jessel for having glam and hiring photographers on The Real Housewives of New York City. And when that doesn’t stick, she turns her manipulations towards Ubah, who has the audacity to react.

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Crappens on Demand: RHOBH S1406: The Ends Don’t Justify The Memes

Dorit confronts Kyle at The Viper Room on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, and as usual Kyle tries to worm out of it. Meanwhile, Sutton is offended that Boz used the word “weaponized.”

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Crappens on Demand: Southern Hospitality S03E01: The Dawn of MadJoe

Southern Hospitality is back, and Joey Marbles and Maddi are in love. We know it’s real because there’s a sobbing fight involving balloons. There’s also a hot new gay on the scene, and TJ’s vacuum is charged and ready to go.

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Crappens on Demand: Below Deck Sailing Yacht S05E13: Drag Her!

On Below Deck Sailing Yacht, when Danni has an audacious confrontation with Daisy, we know it’s not going to end well. And it doesn’t! Then drag queens Detox and Lola LaCroix come on board, striking fear in the heart of every croqueta in Ibiza.

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Crappy Hour 1/06/25 Craige Breakup, Jennifer Aydin VS a Sandwich, Dorit and PK Broke, and Teresa is a Musical Genius

Welcome to 2025! This week On Crappy Hour Live, Paige and Craig broke up and we’re shocked. Well no one really is shocked but it’s still sad mkay. Also, Jennifer Aydin bullied a senior citizen Jersey Mike’s employee and is cancelled again, PK and Dorit’s fate is looking poor, and Mia started to New Year with one less apple box to carry around in her trunk. Oh yeah, and surprise! Teresa Giudice is a musical genius! Join us live every other Monday at 5:30PT on YouTube Live (2025-01-07 01:31:56 +0000 UTC View Post

BONUS #536 : Traitors Season 3 Cast Breakdown Part 1

The Traitors is back this week, and to get ready for it, we are going through the entire cast and judging whether each person will be good on the show and good at the game.  We have a lot of thoughts - so many that this will be a two parter. 

Keep an eye out for the second half later this week!

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Bonus: The Traitors S3 Cast Breakdown Part 1

The Traitors is back this week, and to get ready for it, we are going through the entire cast and judging whether each person will be good on the show and good at the game.  We have a lot of thoughts - so many that this will be a two parter. 

Keep an eye out for the second half later this week!

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Crappens on Demand: RHOP S09E13: Panama Wack

The Real Housewives of Potomac are in Panama and Mia is so worried about her children being kidnapped by mania that she plans an additional trip to see Inc before she goes home to make sure they’re ok. Sounds about right. The ladies confront her about her questionable choices and then buy some cheap straw hats to show Wendy how much they love her.

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Crappens on Demand: Southern Charm S10E04: The Isolation of a Pillow King

It’s Patricia’s 83rd birthday and it wouldn’t be a true Southern Charm celebration without going out of your way to hurt someone’s feelings, so Craig is uninvited for not spending enough time with Shep and Austen. Cry into your pillow, Martha!

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Crappens on Demand: Below Deck Sailing Yacht S05E12: Mixed Drinks, Mixed Messages

A group of miserable people amble onto Below Deck Sailing Yacht and refuse to find joy in anything. To be fair, they’re served a terrible meal with sad drinks. Also, Gary celebrates sobriety with a glass of wine.

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