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Crappens on Demand: Hot Frosty with Reality Gays Part 4

This is the final part of our epic 4-parter 

We join forces with the glorious homos Mattie and Poodle of The Reality Gays (instagram.com/realitygayspodcast/ ) to take on our annual Christmas movie trash talking bonus spree. This year’s delight is Hot Frosty, a Netflix movie where Gretchen Weiner tries to melt off Frosty the Snowman’s weiner. It’s great for the whole frigid family! ...

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Crappens on Demand: Hot Frosty with Reality Gays Part 3

This is part 3 of 4 

We join forces with the glorious homos Mattie and Poodle of The Reality Gays (instagram.com/realitygayspodcast/ ) to take on our annual Christmas movie trash talking bonus spree. This year’s delight is Hot Frosty, a Netflix movie where Gretchen Weiner tries to melt off Frosty the Snowman’s weiner. It’s great for the whole frigid family! New episodes will be pos...

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Crappens on Demand: Hot Frosty with Reality Gays Part 2

This is part 2 of 4 

We join forces with the glorious homos Mattie and Poodle of The Reality Gays (instagram.com/realitygayspodcast/ ) to take on our annual Christmas movie trash talking bonus spree. This year’s delight is Hot Frosty, a Netflix movie where Gretchen Weiner tries to melt off Frosty the Snowman’s weiner. It’s great for the whole frigid family! New episodes will be pos...

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Crappens on Demand: Hot Frosty with Reality Gays Part 1:

This is part one of a four-part recap!

We join forces with the glorious homos Mattie and Poodle of The Reality Gays (instagram.com/realitygayspodcast/ ) to take on our annual Christmas movie trash talking bonus spree. This year’s delight is Hot Frosty, a Netflix movie where Gretchen Weiner tries to melt off Frosty the Snowman’s weiner. It’s great for the whole frigid family! New episode...

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Crappens on Demand: Bonus #535 : Wrapping Up 2024

As 2024 ends, so does construction on Ronnie’s house! We’re looking back at his journey, his new piano, and Ben’s side quest of turning his office into a full-fledged video podcast studio. Plus, we reflect on the year that was and our hopes for 2025. Come listen!

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Bonus #535 : Wrapping Up 2024

As 2024 ends, so does construction on Ronnie’s house!  We’re looking back at his journey, his new piano, and Ben’s side quest of turning his office into a full-fledged video podcast studio.  Plus, we reflect on the year that was and our hopes for 2025.  Come listen!

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Crappens on Demand: Trailer Trash Summer House Season 9

Summer House is back for another season, and as usual, it’s messy. Lindsay is pregnant, Carl has lemur energy, and Kyle is ignoring Amanda. There’s also a lippy new waif in the house and a cringey dude. Sounds fun! Join us as we break down the season 9 trailer shot by shot!

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Crappens on Demand: Southern Charm S10E03: Against One’s Letter Judgment

JT pens an awkward apology to Patricia on this week’s Southern Charm, but he’s still the pariah, which means he misses out on a lightly awkward doggy birthday party.  Plus, Sally makes her transition from Southern Hospitality to Charm with her big debut.  Watch this recap as a video and get all of our bonus episodes over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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BONUS # 534 Sold on SLC S01E03: Front Paige News

Malaysia’s friend has some tea to spill, and it could destroy a marriage on Sold On SLC.  Plus, we get a visit from the most evil, vile, and malevolent force in Utah:  Paige! Watch out kids - she’s going to DESTROY YOU with her generally pleasant behavior!

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Crappens on Demand: BONUS # 534 Sold on SLC S01E03: Front Paige News

Malaysia’s friend has some tea to spill, and it could destroy a marriage on Sold On SLC. Plus, we get a visit from the most evil, vile, and malevolent force in Utah: Paige! Watch out kids - she’s going to DESTROY YOU with her generally pleasant behavior!

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Crappens on Demand: RHOSLCS5E14: Todd Bedfellows

On The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City cast trip, Braunwyn reveals that Todd has been unfaithful, and Meredith is rumored to be vomiting and crying (over slut shaming). In the end, Lisa storms out of dinner, and Mary just wants some dessert.

Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. Tickets for the Mounting Hysteria Tour are now on sale at watchwh...

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#2660 RHONY S15E012: A Visit to Old San Yawn

The Real Housewives of New York City slogs through its latest vacay episode, trading in the fun squabbles and conflict of last week for… dick pics?  It’s a regrettable step backwards for the show, the franchise, and Bravo as the cast attempts to drum up any kind of excitement. 

Tickets for the Mounting Hysteria Tour are now on sale at watchwhatcrappens.com

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The VEGAS - TEXAS - CHARLOTTE Presale Starts 12/19!

For the first time ever, we're taking our show to VEGAAAAAS!!! You better come join us in Sin City for this wild one. We'll be playing at Wiseguys, which is just off the strip - but nothing an Uber can't handle!

Plus, we finally have links for our Texas and Charlotte shows. PLEASE NOTE: the dates for Austin and Texas have shifted to 5/9 and 5/10.

Tix go on sale Friday, but you can get your tix on Thursday before anyone e...

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Crappens on Demand: RHOBH S1405 Into the Lion's Denim

The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills centers around Kyle’s Morgan Wade/Lisa Vanderpump tribute party, complete with a miniature host and Diamonds in her party invite. Cute try! Sutton tries to make peace but goes nuclear, and Boz takes her first stand. To watch this recap on video, listen to our Sold on SLC bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. Tickets ...

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Crappens on Demand: Below Deck Sailing Yacht S05E11: Broadway Stinger

This week on Below Deck Sailing Yacht, there’s a very impressive play. A play about a jellyfish that stung a very complain-y woman. Then it’s a fight over who sleeps less and a once in a lifetime sober night for poor, poor Gary. To watch this recap on video, listen to our Sold on SLC bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. Tickets for the Mounting Hyste...

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Crappens on Demand: RHOP 0911: Virgin Lagoon

The Real Housewives of Potomac is all about a couple’s lagoon party, which is…new. If you were dying to know more about Karen and Ray’s sex life, now’s your chance! CONGRATS. To watch this recap on video, listen to our Sold on SLC bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. Tickets for the Mounting Hysteria Tour are now on sale at 2024-12-16 23:21:37 +0000 UTC View Post

Crappens on Demand: Southern Charm S10E02: Easterring The Pot

There’s fallout from JT’s cane faux-paus on Southern Charm, and Craig is more than happy to fan the flames with some blatant lies. Meanwhile, Whitney cupcake shames Molly, and JT reveals an inflated sense of importance in Madison’s life

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BONUS # 533 Sold on SLC S01E02: Broker Poker


Sold On SLC centers around shifty brokers and an untrusting boss. Oh, and two year olds driving motorcycles. Come on in!

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Crappens on Demand: BONUS # 533 Sold on SLC S01E02: Broker Poker

Sold On SLC centers around shifty brokers and an untrusting boss. Oh, and two year olds driving motorcycles. Come on in!

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Crappens on Demand: RHOSLC S5 E13 Room Doom

The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City head to Mexico with a PowerPoint presentation and a lot of acrimony about room assignments. Will Bronwyn get more offended than she did last week, the week before that, or the week before that? And who will get clobbered with a bag of shampoo?

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Crappens on Demand: RHONY S15E10: Pranko Rico

Video/Sound editor's note: You might notice a lag at a few minutes near the end of the video; we made sure the audio is good though! Sometimes technology can be tricky! We are making sure to deliver the best output possible and know that we are aware. We appreciate your patience!

The Real Housewives of New York City head to Puerto Rico where Uba takes a stand, another hysterical prank is pulled, and Brynn flounders around trying to be offended abo...

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Crappens on Demand: RHOBH S1404: Sister Act

The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills continues their trip to Oceanside with a vow to act like sisters. Unfortunately, they choose to act like the Richards sisters and fight a lot. Ah well, at least Dorit gets some stuff off her chest. Again. And again. And then more.

To watch this recap on video, listen to all of our bonus episodes, and join in our new community chat, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

Tickets for the Mounting Hysteria Tour are now on sale at watchwhatcrappens....

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Crappens on Demand: Below Deck Sailing Yacht S05E10 I Don’t Think You’re Ready For This Jellyfish

This week on Below Deck Sailing Yacht, a jellyfish stings a guest, Daisy forgets rosé, Danny flirts awkwardly with Chase, and Cloyce messes up his timing. Just another day in Ibiza.

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Crappens on Demand: RHOP 0910: You Get What You Get, and You Don’t Get Upset

The Real Housewives of Potomac features a grab bag of family dynamics, starting with GIzelle contesting a will and ending with Mia having yet another cringey scene with Gordon. In the middle of it all, Ashley goes speed dating and announces her dream of having a chicken coop. To watch this recap on video, listen to all of our bonus episodes, and join in our new community chat, go to Patreon.com/wa...

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Crappens on Demand: Southern Charm: S10E01 "No Cane, No Gain"

Southern Charm returns for another season of boy squabbles and Charleston drawls. A newly ayahuasca’d up Shep is totally cured while JT lands on the bad some of Ms. Patricia. Not a good place to be…

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BONUS # 532 Sold on SLC S01E01 Part Two: There’s No Business Like Yeo Business

This is the second part of our two-part recap! Sold On SLC premiered on Bravo this week, and we met a fun cast of weirdos all trying to sell modern farmhouses to Lisa Barlow types.  So many pressing questions.  Can Matt ever sell a house while driving a Toyota?  Is Sara stealing clients? And why is Malaysia named Malaysia?  Can’t wait to find out!

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Crappens on Demand: Bonus #531 Sold on SLC S01E01

Sold On SLC premiered on Bravo this week, and we met a fun cast of weirdos all trying to sell modern farmhouses to Lisa Barlow types. So many pressing questions. Can Matt ever sell a house while driving a Toyota? Is Sara stealing clients? And why is Malaysia named Malaysia? Can’t wait to find out!

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BONUS # 531 Sold on SLC S01E01 Part One: There’s No Business Like Yeo Business

This is part one of a two-part recap, our part 2 drops tomorrow!

Sold On SLC premiered on Bravo this week, and we met a fun cast of weirdos all trying to sell modern farmhouses to Lisa Barlow types.  So many pressing questions.  Can Matt ever sell a house while driving a Toyota?  Is Sara stealing clients? And why is Malaysia named Malaysia?  Can’t wait to find out!

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Crappens on Demand: RHOSLC S5E12: I Like Big Bat Mitzvahs and I Cannot Lie

You know it’s a good episode when the entire thing takes place at one party, and The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City just gave us that. It’s Meredith’s Bat Mitzvah! The show manages to deliver a poignant ceremony with a healthy does of high-body-count hair, and we’d have it no other way. We all became adults tonight.

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Crappens on Demand: RHONY S15E09: Ballroom Stance

The Real Housewives of New York City celebrate Raquel’s engagement at a ballroom party and Erin gets Ubah worked up just for fun. Gotta have a hobby!

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