Erika Jayne's basic instincts gets Dorit's panties in a twist, and we know it's only going to get worse from here. Come listen as we dissect every detail of this burgeoning feud. Then it's off to London where Caroline Stanbury takes a very important stand against fishing. Finally, we wrap things up with a visit to Atlanta and the trail of broken hearts/garage doors on RHOA.
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Vanderpump Rules churned out an instant classic this week with dueling surprise parties and a raging Stassi, and Top Chef killed the radish game. Subscribe at 2016-12-20 22:16:56 +0000 UTC View Post
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Katherine Spiers, food editor of "LA Weekly" and host of the Smart Mouth podcast, joins us to discuss the latest episode of "Top Chef" - from the dishes served to the personalities on display. But first, it's slut shaming and gay pride on "Vanderpump Rules." And then we wrap things up with "Real Housewives of Atlanta." We're sensitive AF, guys.
LISTEN HERE: 2016-12-14 01:36:25 +0000 UTC View Post
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Ben and Ronnie call Kate Chastain and Kelley Johnson up to laugh about this season of Below Deck. Is the Captain easy on women? Who was the biggest a-hole? And has anyone made up with Ben? On Twitte...
2016-12-09 18:17:09 +0000 UTC View Post
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills is back! We've got over an hour of recapping coverage: from Dorit to Studio 54, Boy George to Erika's Chagall. We go deep into all of it. Afterwards, we turn our attention to "Ladies of London," which has more gift shop drama than you could even imagine. (And yes, we're very sad that we couldn't name this episode "Brexit Through The Gift Shop." Alas, RHOBH must be the lead story!)
Listen here: 2016-12-09 01:40:44 +0000 UTC View Post
Time to refill the Crappens Mailbag! Leave your questions in the comments section below!
Thanks for the support!!
2016-12-07 18:22:14 +0000 UTC View Post
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James makes us hungry for really cheap cake on Vanderpump Rules, Top Chef returns, and Sheree may or may not be struggling with a bug spray addiction on Real Housewives of Atlanta. Enjoy! Subscr...
2016-12-07 00:33:36 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey guys, I totally messed up (or maybe it was the software? Nah, it was probably me). In looking over our Patreon records from November, I realized that I entered in the post for ep #342 incorrectly into the system here by neglecting to designate it as a user-supported post. I can't change this retroactively; so I have to re-post ep 342 instead -- hence this post. Don't worry: you're not being charged twice for this episode. This is the first time. So sorry f...
2016-12-02 09:30:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Ladies of London, Below Deck, Married to Med, Scheana gossip - what more could you want????
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00:06:36 - Gossip!
00:11:20 - Crappens Mailbag / Best &...
2016-12-02 01:02:47 +0000 UTC View PostCome join us!
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2016-11-30 01:50:11 +0000 UTC View Post
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Vanderpump is on a roll this season. Stress binges, douche firings and blouse poppings galore. We also check in on RHOA and Below Deck. Enjoy! Subscribe at 2016-11-29 21:39:13 +0000 UTC View Post
So excited for our post Turkey Day hangout party. Bring your own booze, and def bring headphones! There will be links to participate on cam or just watch and comment. Just check your patreon mail at 5:45 Pacific time and we'll post those links! Excited to see you!!
2016-11-28 20:57:53 +0000 UTC View Post
With Thanksgiving right around the corner, we must reflect on all the things we have to be thankful for: Stassi, Shannon, Vicki, Tamra, Kristen, Scheana, Bravo, TV... the list goes on.
Come listen to us express our utmost gratitude to Real Housewives of Orange County and Vanderpump Rules.
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2016-11-23 00:37:53 +0000 UTC View Post
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In this very special early Thanksgiving episode, the Real Housewives of Atlanta talk absentee dads both before and after conception as the ladies of Married to Medicine try to convince us their eggs a...
2016-11-21 06:03:06 +0000 UTC View Post
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Married to Medicine is at its nonsensical best, Real Housewives of New Jersey finishes their reunion up, and Below Deck celebrates the Year of the Bitch. Enjoy! Subscribe at 2016-11-17 23:09:32 +0000 UTC View Post
Lisa Vanderpump likes dogs, but she's not crazy about bitches. Well, she got them both this week when she hosted World Dog Day or something like that. The point is: we're talking about Vanderpump Rules, Real Housewives of Orange County, and Real Housewives of Atlanta today. Tell all your friends!!
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2016-11-16 02:29:15 +0000 UTC View Post
PARALYZED! Liza Sandler from "Secrets & Wives" turned up on this week's episode of "Below Deck," and we couldn't have been happier! Come join us as we dissect everything from Sierra's use of the word "queen" to the dramatic turn of events caused by sea urchin! Plus, we take on the RHONJ reunion and the Married to Medicine premiere!
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Who wins? A baby-carrying Lala flying two feet off the ground? Or a paper Shannon Beador shooting lightning?
Weigh in!
2016-11-10 20:06:39 +0000 UTC View Post
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Vanderpump Rules returns, and jimmies are rustled. Then we celebrate the first RHOC reunion of the season by saying WOW a lot before laughing our butts off over Real Housewives of Atlanta. Enjoy! Subscrib...
2016-11-09 00:57:51 +0000 UTC View Post
Let's fill the mailbag up again! Leave your questions, thoughts, comments, and concerns in the comments section below! We'll read them on the air!
2016-11-07 18:56:43 +0000 UTC View PostThanks so much for subscribing you guys! Here are the ringtones for the month. Just go into this Google Drive folder and download what you want for your iPhone or Android phone! They will work on any phone that uses MP3 ringers.
Sept, Oct are all available right now, and more will be coming next month! Just download the ringers you want then drag them into the file on your computer that houses your phone’s ringtones and sync your phone. Love you guys!
2016-11-05 19:27:21 +0000 UTC
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This episode is all about the strange turn of events on Below Deck. Did the Captain’s mom die and no one told him? Can Kelly string together a proper metaphor? Do toilets really resonate? Enjoy! Su...
Who wins? A radioactive Kristen Doute with a puppy musket? Or a paper Shannon Beador shooting lightning? Weigh in down below in the comments!
2016-11-03 17:43:59 +0000 UTC View Post
Do you feel that chill in the air? A creek in the attic? A bump in the night? Chances are you've been haunted by Bravo. Who you gonna call? Crappens-busters! On today's SPOOOOKY episode, we take on all our favorite gremlins: the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, the Real Housewives of Orange County, and the Real Housewives of New Jersey! Come listen... if you DARE!
LISTEN HERE: 2016-11-02 01:10:16 +0000 UTC View Post
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2016-10-28 00:52:56 +0000 UTC View Post
Love may be in the air on "Below Deck," but rejection is on the high seas. Kelley and Kyle fail in the romance department as their plans for Emily and Sierra fall overboard. Fighting and pizza trails ensue. Then it's on to "Yours, Mine, or Ours," which continues to be an outright failure of a show, and then finally "Million Dollar Listing Los Angeles." Come listen!
00:00:00 - Intro
00:07:03 - Crappens Mailbag
00:16:54 - Below Deck
01:14:53 - Yours, Mine,...
2016-10-27 22:28:06 +0000 UTC View PostWe're hanging out and partying on Google Hangouts tonight at 6 PM Pacific! Bring your drink and your headphones! We'll post the link here at 545! xoxoxo
2016-10-27 18:38:56 +0000 UTC View Post
Put on your HAZMAT suit: we have another superfight! Who wins? A radioactive Kristen Doute armed with a puppy musket? Or a 3 story tall Kathryn Dennis hurling bears.
Height vs. radioactivity!
Bears vs. puppies!
Amazon Prime vs. Sketch Comedy!
Please offer up your theories in the comments below!
2016-10-26 23:55:33 +0000 UTC View Post
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It’s an avalanche of “sorry!”s on Real Housewives of Orange County while Tamra preps for her big competition. RHONJ has way fewer sorries, but hey. Dolores finally finished her kitchen, so there’s...
2016-10-25 23:33:40 +0000 UTC View Post