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#304: Vulture’s Brian Moylen: The Countess Report

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Vulture’s hilarious Brian Moylan (@BrianJMoylan) joins us for this week’s bloody Real Housewives of New York and Before They Were Housewives: LuAnne DeLesseps. We laughed our butts off. Then we talked Below Deck Med’s Danny entertaining old dudes and Shahs of Sunset’s Reza ruining lives for fun. Enjoy!

Timestamps below!

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00 Opening chatte...

#303: Women on the Verge

So much to talk about today - that's why it took 3 hours!  Timecodes below...

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00:00:50 - Introduction

00:07:04 - Crappens Mailbag

00:17:49 - Real Housewives of Orange County Season 11 Premiere!

01:29:46 - South...

CRAPPENS MAILBAG WEEK OF 6/20

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#302: LuAnn Is High On Life!

LuAnn is in love, and she's gonna tell you about it (unless Tommy Tune is performing nearby).  Come listen to our take on The Countess's strange, ebullient behavior.  Then stick around for some Real Housewives of Orange County Uncensored discussion.  Time codes below!

http://art19.com/shows/watch-what-crappens/episodes/00238318-1fbd-4dc9-9b11-fc475e879...

#301: Awaken the Giant Carny Within

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Timestamps below!

Real Housewives of Dallas had its first season finale this week, and we celebrate by getting really angry at stuff. Then it’s off to Southern ...

CRAPPENS MAILBAG FOR THE WEEK OF 6/13

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#300: 300

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Timestamps below! It’s our 300th! We celebrate by ragging on Bethenny’s hypocrisy on Real Housewives of New York and the douchebaggery on Below Deck Med. We’ve had an amaz...

#299: Austin Catty Limits

So much crap to talk about on this episode.  Literally.  Come join us and special guest Anna David ("You've Got Issues with Anna David" podcast) as we get down and dirty!

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00:00:00 - Intro

00:09:39 - Crappens Mailbag

00:27:25 - Real Hous...

EPISODE 298 FEATURING STEFANIE WILDER-TAYLOR

It's time to break down this week's EPIC RHONY.  We got you covered.

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00:05:30 — Crappens Mailbag ("Southern Charm" folk as "Harry Potter" characters!)

00:28:31 — RHONYC (wherein we discuss "December: Berkshires County" - one ...

#297: Bridge Baby & the Great Fratsby

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Timestamps below! Southern Charm went to LA for a week, and they failed miserably in the getting laid department. Fortunately, they arrived home in time for Craig to be a failur...

CRAPPENS MAILBAG FOR THE WEEK OF 5/30!

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May Ringers Posted!

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Welcome to the end of May. It's been a beaut! 

May’s ringtones are posted! There’s a little Southern Charm “WHOA! BOY!”, a couple RHOD “MIMICKER!” and a cut of Erika Jayne’s How Many Fucks Do I Give, Crappens style. Enjoy these, and thanks so much for the support! We love you guys!

Just follow this dropbox link to download either the iPhone or MP3 ringers. There are...

Watch What Crappens #296: Sloppy Seconds and Turds

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Timestamps below! Today’s episode is a huge heaping of Ramona’s untrained dog doodoo on The Real Housewives of New York with a side of Tour Group model drama and Below D...

Google hangout tonight at 6PM!

COME JOIN!  We're writing in all caps; so that means we're excited.

If you want to join in, go here (first come first serve):

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If you just want to watch (or if the hangout is full), go to YouTube:

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#295: Frito Pie, Felicia!

Hey y'all!  We did a new episode!  It's all about Dallas, Shahs, and Southern Charm! Time codes below...

Listen to the latest episode here:

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00:00:00 - Intro + info on our 300th episode party!!!

00:05:50 - Crappens Mailbag

00:21:05...

Crappens Mailbag Week of May 23

You've got questions? We've got answers! Leave your thoughts, questions, and contemplations in the comments section below!

And thanks for supporting us!

Google Hangout this Thursday at 6PM pacific!

Party time! Let's welcome the holiday weekend together by drinking and laughing at stupid stuff on Google Hangouts! What you'll need: a gmail/google sign in, earbuds, and your drink of choice. If the chat is full and you can't get in, we will be putting up a link for watching only and read the comments so everyone can participate. This has become one of our favorite things to do every month. Excited to play with you guys! 

PS this hangout is for subscribers at the two dollar level! xo

#294: The Rey Agenda

New episode is up!  Time codes are after the link!

Listen here:

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If you don't like this episode, you're TRAAAASH.

00:06:19 - Crappens Mailbag

00:33:41 - Real Housewives of New York City

01:25:17 - Clear the Rey

01:...

#293: Terrifying Head Cases

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Timestamps below! This episode centers around head issues. The Real Housewives of Dallas top their hat drama by ripping apart a terrified tall person in a horrifying headpiece. Let’s pray. Then we’ll head to Shahs of Sunset to talk about sperm. When we’re about to finish, we’ll pull out. How’s that for some Southern Charm?

Timestamps:

0:00 Opening Chatter and Crappe...

Crappens Mailbag Week of May 16

HOLLER MAMAS! Time for some Crappens Mailbag submission requests! Shoot us your questions for the week. We have really fallen in love with doing this segment and can't wait to see what you come up with for us this time around. LOVE! 

Ben and Ronnie Join Snapchat

We're not teenagers, so we don't understand a lot of the new social media apps. HOWEVER!...Snapchat now allows us to swap faces with the idiots we mock. If you wanna join us there, do it! You can search us by name (Ronnie: ronniekaram 366 & Ben: bendelker 213) or scan in our snap codes (just scan the images in this post into your snapchat scanner!) So fun. Come play! 

#292: Brace Yourself

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Timestamps below! Brace yourself. There’s a war coming. A war over the use GIRL on a product. Hide your children. Real Housewives of New York is a hilarious, drunken mess as usual. Tour Group is back on the air, and Below Deck Mediterranean went full on Revenge this week. Enjoy!

Timestamps:

0-39:30 Chatter and Crappens Mailbag: RHOD lame or no? Plus: Is anorexia a new trend...

#291: Bourbon Legend

Listen to the new Crappens episode here:

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Raise your tumblers because we're headed to Charleston for "Southern Charm" where Craig is about to get a dose of reality alongside his sip of bourbon. Then it's off to the coyote-infested forests of California where booze a...

CRAPPENS MAILBAG FOR THE WEEK OF 5/9

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#290: Here's To The Ladies Who Lunch

New episode is up!  Listen to it on Art19 here:

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And here are the time codes:

00:00:00 - Intro  

00:05:21 - Crappens Mailbag  

00:38:34 - Real Housewives of NYC  

01:31:19 - Below Deck Mediterranean (and a littl...

#289: Don’t Throw Bunnies if You Live in a Box House

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Timestamps below! Real Housewives of Dallas threw glasses and heard dog talk, Southern Charm skated on by with a non invite, and Shahs’ MJ found her drag twin. All in a week’s watching! Enjoy!

Timestamps:

0-12:30 RIP Ed Hill and Clear the Flem

12:30 RHOD

54:45 Southern Charm

1:31:20 Shahs of Sunset

CRAPPENS MAILBAG FOR CINCO DE MAYO!

We forgot to do Crappens Mailbag today, but that's okay because we'll just have a Crappens Mailbag Cinco De Mayo party on Thursday instead!  Leave us yer questions and thoughts in the comments section below! 

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#288: Heather McDonald is Sorry For Being Manipulative

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Timestamps below! Heather McDonald is in da house for some RHOBH Reunion Part 2 talk and a bit of RHONY. She also tells us about meeting Erika Jayne and does a killer LVP impression. Before we get to that, though, there’s plenty to break down at Bethenny’s party of ignoring fat people and Southern Charm’s Homewrecking Flamingo’s shindig. Enjoy!

Timestamps:

0-30:35 Opening chatte...

Google Hangout Video Chat Party TONIGHT 6PM Pac

HEY! Tonight's the night! The Google Hangout is at 6PM Pacific. You'll need a google sign in (gmail account) and earbuds! We will post a link here on Patreon to join us on cam and a link to just watch if that's your thing. This is for the two dollar subscriber level and above. Psyched to play with you!!