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#287: VIOLATING BOW CODE

Hey, it's a new episode!  Check out the time codes below!

http://art19.com/shows/watch-what-crappens/episodes/829ed43e-f3f5-4c8e-83ac-3fc7c01e1a73


00:00:00 - Intro 

00:03:29 - Crappens Mailbag! Prepare for Patti LuPone impersonations 

00:25:26 - Real Housewives of Dallas! 

01:21:42 - Shahs of Sunset

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CRAPPENS MAILBAG Week of 4/25!

Step right up and leave your questions for this week's Crappens mailbag right here in the comments section!  We'll read them during the episode!

Thanks!!

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Subscriber Google Hangout This Thursday!

Time to party! Thursday April 28 at 6PM is our Subscriber Video Hangout. BYOB! What you'll need: earbuds (so we don't all hear ourselves echoing), a gmail sign in. That's it! We'll be sending the link of the chat to get on camera or just to watch. Excited to play with you guys! 

The Hangout is for everyone in the $2 level and above! 

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#286: Don't Have a Skinny Cow, Man

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We've got nearly three hours of Bravo discussion for you to enjoy today. First up, the "Real Housewives of Beverly Hills" reunion. It's Yolanda vs. Lisa vs. Lisa vs. a Verizon bill. Then the crazy REALLY comes out on "Southern Charm" when Kathryn ...

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#285: FECAL HATTER

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Wipe the poop off your head because we got a fun show today! First we hit up "Dallas" for a hat scandal like none other. Then it's the return of Vida on "Shahs of Sunset." Finally, we wrap up with some moments at the "Potomac" reunion. Along the way, we...

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Crappens Mailbag April 18

HEY! It's time to submit your questions to Crappens Mailbag! We love answering these and are so thankful to have your support. They can be Bravo related or not, it's up to you! Love you guys! 

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#284: Own it, Back it Up, and Cut the Chicanery

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Timestamps below! Real Housewives of Beverly Hills had their finale this week, and the non issue is now more confusing than ever. Southern Charm dissed the disinvited, and Real Housewives of New York went at each other really hard for episode two. Dang, girls! Slow your roll!


Timestamps:

0-1:09:05 RHOBH Season Finale

1:09:05-1:38 Southern Charm: Cameron’s first dinner party...

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#283: Velvet Splatter, Fraudulent Slips, and The Mimicker

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Timestamps below! Real Housewives of Dallas drinks some Jesus Juice, and we’re completely in. Shahs of Sunset returned to be awful to each other while gaining l...

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Bonus #80: Thrillist Housewives Ranking

We went on for almost an hour an a half about Brian Moylan’s rankings of all Housewives in his mega list for Thrillist. We agreed, we disagreed, but most importantly, we judged a lot of people and laughed really hard doing it.

Bonus: http://bit.ly/WWCBonus80

Thanks for supporting us you guys!!

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#282: Return of the Head Betch: Partying With Matt Whitfield

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Timestamps below! Real Housewives of New York made a hilarious return this week, and so did our bestie and former co-host Matt Whitfield of Yahoo (@lifeonthemlist). We laughed so hard in a tiny apt on one mic (another party day with non studio mics, you’ve been warned) about RHONY, the final reunion of this season’s Vanderpump Rules, and RHOBH’s nonsensical fighting about nothing. Enjo...

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#281: Black, White, and Periwinkle

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After our live show at the Improv, our brains our dead, but the show must go on! Here are the timecodes for what we talk about on today's Watch What Crappens:



00:06:49 - Crappens Mailbag!

00:24:51 - Southern Charm Season Premiere! TH...

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Erika Jayne Song Leak: I Don’t Give a F**k!

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We here at Crappens know people, ok? We got a very special exclusive l...

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Crappens Mailbag for 4/5/16

There's so much Bravo to discuss this week, but we're still going to get some questions in.  Leave yours in the comments section below!

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Ten ringers are up for you!

The March ringers were posted last week, and the April ringers have just been added! Go to the dropbox folder linked below and choose what you want from the folders. It's best to download these on your computer and then transfer to your phone ringers/sounds section when you sync. Enjoy these, and thanks so much for the support you guys! 

Dropbox Ringers: https://www.dropbox.c...

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Google Hangout now!

Wear earphones! We'll check comments here and facebook! 

To be on camera: https://hangouts.google.com/call/ke6rqnte4nafpcc45pbadtqze4e


To watch: http://youtu.be/X83BBexhhdY

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#280: It Ain't No Lie — Baby, Dubai Bye Bye

So much fighting on Bravo!  Thankfully we're here to break it all down.  Show notes below:

http://art19.com/shows/watch-what-crappens/episodes/f4dc0c5a-4643-49b1-8999-79a0948003ec



00:00:00 - Intro. Deets about our live show on 4/4!!

00:07:58 - Crappens Mailbag

00:31:50 - Real Housewives of Beverly Hills

01:53:0...

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Google Hangout Video Chat Party TONIGHT! 6PM PTS

So excited to hang with you guys tonight! Make sure you have earbuds. There will be links to be on camera and a link to just watch. Check back here around 5:45! xoxo

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#279: New Chapsticks and The One Eyed African

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Timestamps below! Real Housewives of Atlanta celebrated their second reunion episode by pulling Kim’s wig, but she instantly forgot about it. The Real Housewives of Potomac followed up the crazy with lots of new chapters, missing balloons, and a gay race war. Enjoy!!


Timestamps:

0-25 Crappens Mailbag: Guilty Pleasure Shows, Shades of Blue, J-Lo’s hair acting

23:45 ...

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Crappens Live Next Monday!

The Google Video Hangout will be this Thursday, and we are excited to announce that next Monday, the 4th, we will be doing Crappens Live at the Hollywood Improv Lab! COME OUT! It will be great to meet you guys in real life! 

http://hollywood.improv.com/event.cfm?id=445605

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CRAPPENS MAILBAG 3/28/16

The Crappens Mailbag needs your letters!  Leave your questions in the comments section below, and we'll read them on the air!  Thanks for supporting us!

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#278: People’s Couch’s Brandy Howard and Julie Goldman

We had a blast today. Hope you guys like it! Thanks so much for your support!! xoxo

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Watch What Crappens #278: People’s Couch’s Brandy Howard and Julie Goldman


Timestamps below! Brandy Howard (@TheBrandyHoward) and Julie Goldman (@MrJulieGoldman) from The People’s Couch and the Vanderpump Rules Aftershow are here to talk some smack. We recorded in Ronnie’s a...

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Google Hangout POSTPONED!

GUYS so sorry to do this but we have special guests today that are running behind and we will be late and lame on our Hangout! Let's reschedule for next Thursday night at 6 PM Pacific. Really sorry to do this, but don't wanna be late then rush through as it's the most fun we have all month. Love you guys - R and B

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#277: Practice Galas, Bros, and Carpool Woes


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Timestamps below! The Real Housewives of Atlanta kicked off their month long reunion tour, Top Chef crowned a bro, and The Real Housewives of Potomac had a living room non gala. ...

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Subscriber Google Hangout Video Chat this Thursday!

6 PM Pacific time! You'll need a google account to sign in and earbuds so we don't hear ourselves echoing! It's a really fun time, hope you can make it. BYOB! See you guys Thursday! We'll send the link out at about 545 PM Pacific! 

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Crappens Mailbag!

Post your questions in the comment section here for the Crappens Mailbag! Thanks for the support! Love you guys! 

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#276: Tongue-Tied & Manipulated

"Tour Group" is on hiatus, which means we have more time for "Beverly Hills" and "Vanderpump Rules." How much time? Well, we give RHOBH nearly 90 minutes of discussion. And we don't stop there. We have supersized Crappens Mailbag and "Vanderpump Rules" too. It's so fun. Here's the breakdown:

00:00:00 - Intro, including updates on "Tour Group."

00:12:08 - Crappens Mailbag!

00:41:41 - "Real Housewives of Beverly Hills." Is Lisa Vanderpump a manipulator? Did Rinna break...

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#275: Fed Up Strays

Latest ep posted! Thanks for the support you guys!!

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Timestamps below! The Real Housewives of Atlanta finished the season with a green Kenya and a Fed raid. Over on RHOP, the arguments over manners continue. Spoiler alert: no one has them. Top Chef named the top two finalists, and we also got ...

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Crappens Mailbag for the IDES OF MARCH

Don't stab someone in the back.  Ask a question instead!  Leave your submissions for the Crappens Mailbag in the comments below!  Thanks!!

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#274: Turtle Racing and Early Bird Toasts

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Timestamps below! Southern Charm is coming back and it’s time to learn their names again. Afterwards, we head over to The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills to help poor people while nonsensically fighting over nothing before joining Tour Group for a reminder of how stupid Americans can be. Fortunately, Vanderpump Rules topped it with a turtle race. Not kidding.


Timestamps

0-18:15 Ch...

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#273: Beaching and Moaning

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Grab your thongs and tongs because we're headed to the glamorous beaches of Delaware! Come join us as we chat about the "Real Housewives of Potomac" cast trip to fancy Bethany Beach where the only thing hotter than the sand are the tempers — at least when it comes...

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