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MADISON PRESALE: 1/14 - 1/16

Big news! We're headed to Madison, WI on April 17, 2020!  Tickets go on sale this Friday morning, but Patreon peeps have access to them right now.

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#1133 RHOA: Carnival Circus

It's the fight we've been waiting for all season on Real Housewives of Atlanta, and it did not disappoint.  Turns out SnakeGate™ was good for at least one thing: a brawl we'll be laughing about for a long time.  Check out our recap of the madness.

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#1132 RHOD: Lo(cken) Siento

It's the moment we've all been waiting for:  Leeanne faces the music for her racially insensitive comments towards Kary... and it is as much of a mess as anyone could imagine.  When we weren't cringing over this this Real Housewives of Dallas reunion, we were laughing.  A lot.  Come join us!

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#1131 RHONJ: Dog & Ponytail Show

It's the fight that everyone's been talking about on Real Housewives of New Jersey:  Marge pours water on Danielle's head, Danielle yanks Marge's ponytail.  Old school stripper fighting.  Plus, Frankie Jr. walks in Melissa's Envy fashion show, and Jackie teaches us about yogurt.

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#1130 PumpRules: New Kids on the Block

Vanderpump Rules is back, and there are plenty of changes afoot:  half the cast moved to teh suburbs, a bunch of new people are sleeping with each other, and Lisa Vanderpump is pulling rabbits out of hats (or so we suspect).  Come check out this supersized recap of the Season 8 premiere!

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#1129 Below Deck: The Got It Witch Trials

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#1128 Married to Medicine: Out With a Bang

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#1127 RHOA: Toronto Raptors

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#1126 RHOBH: Thanks for the Meme-ories, Part 2 — Live from Philadelphia

It's part two of our RHOBH rewind episode, live from Philadelphia.  We're recapping Season 2, Episode 14 of "The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills" — the installment that launched Taylor Armonstrong into internet fame ten years later.  If you missed the first part of the recap, tune in to episode 1125, and always double check that you're subscribed to the podcast so you don't miss a show!

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#1125 RHOBH: Thanks for the Meme-ories, Part 1 — Live from Philadelphia

It's the episode that launched a million memes:  Taylor Armstrong losing her mind at a party in Malibu.  For our live show in Philadelphia, we decided to take a stroll down memory lane to Season 2, Episode 14 of "The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills."  Our recap was so long (mainly because we were feeling like lunatics and going on a million tangents), that we've split the episode into two parts, with the second one coming tomorrow.  Happy New Year!

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#1124 RHOC: Never Have I Ever

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#1123 Married to Medicine: Married to Doctor(ing of Documents)

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#1122 RHOC: The Nightmare Before Christmas

Santa came two days early when he brought us a very special gift on Monday: Part 2 of the "Real Housewives of Orange County" reunion.  It's astonishing how funny these episodes have been, and we can barely wait for Thursday's grand finale.


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#1021 BelowDeck: One Stew Over The Cuckoo’s Nest

It's another night out with the cavemen on this week's "Below Deck," and this time around, Smashton is drunk, horny, AND violent.  It's enough to make a head stew quit. Luckily, we'll always have Master Pierson.

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Video Recaps: 2019-12-24 16:22:09 +0000 UTC View Post

#1120 RHOA: A Very CHILL Engagement

Mike Hill finally pops the question to Cynthia on this week's "Real Housewives of Atlanta."  But never under estimate Kenya's ability to undermine a good surprise.  Plus, more fun with mystery husband Marc!

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1119 RHOD: Sorry Seems To Be The Hardest Word

The Real Housewives of Dallas wraps up its fourth season with Leeanne royally botching her chance to apologize to Kary for her racially insensitive remarks.  It's a cringe-worthy episode, but at least we get Mama Dee munching on nacho chips!

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#1118 RHOC: Has-Beens & Wives

The season 14 "Real Housewives of Orange County" reunion got off to a fiery, hilarious start this week, and we're here to rehash every minute:  from Vicki's fuming that she's a has-been to Kelly calling Tamra a "dummy."


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#1117 RHONJ: Don't Put All Your Easter Eggs In One Basket

It's Easter Sunday on "Real Housewives of New Jersey," which means it's time for food, family, and tears.  Just another weekend in the Giudice household.


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Video Recaps: 2019-12-20 00:45:24 +0000 UTC View Post

#1116 RHOC: Betchfight at the WooHoo Corral

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#1115 Below Deck: Smoke Master

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#1114 RHOA: Hairapy

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#1113 RHONJ: Chestnuts Roasted

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#1112 RHOC: The Betch Also Rises Live From Denver

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#1111 RHOD: Khob Khun Ka, But No Khob Khun Ka


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#1110 Below Deck: Toxic Brüsculinity

The crew gets the day off on "Below Deck," and what starts off as a lovely holiday (baby elephants!!!) turns nasty as the stench of chauvinism descends on the brüs.  It all leads to a drunken day of partying, topped off with an uncharacteristic Kate Chastain meltdown.  We have a lot to say.


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Subscribe on iTunes: 2019-12-10 18:02:00 +0000 UTC View Post

San Fran & Boston Pre-Sale!!

We are finally going back to San Francisco and Boston!  Tickets go on sale to the public this Friday, but patreon supporters get first dibs TODAY (starting at 10AM local time) by using the password CRAPPENS at the following links.

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#1109 ProjectRunway: Taking Up Space

It's the season premiere of "Project Runway," and things are starting on a very interstellar note. The new batch of contestants must team up and create a set of two looks for a luxury space hotel: one a jumpsuit, the other a cocktail dress for happy hour.  Intergalactic fantasy tourism... but make it fashion.

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#1108 RHOA: Edged Out

Marlo tries to launch a new wig line on "Real Housewives of Atlanta," but she's upstaged by Kenya Moore's edge cream.  Just another day in the ATL.

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#1107 RHONJ: She's Just Not That Into You — Live from Philadelphia

"The Real Housewives of New Jersey" cast trip to Jamaica continues to unravel this week as Jackie grapples with the notion that Dolores may just not like her.  Plus, Margaret's passing joke about Teresa and jailbait comes back to haunt her as Tre's 12 hour delay finally expires.  It's a raucous, wild night of recapping, live from Union Transfer in Philadelphia!

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#1106 RHOD: Belle of the Ping Pong Ball - Live from St. Louis

On "The Real Housewives of Dallas," the ladies visit an elephant sanctuary before venturing in Bangkok's infamous red light district. Needless to say, they all get a little more than they were expecting.  Thailand! Thailand! Where everyone gets a traumatic experience at a ping pong show!

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Subscribe on iTunes: 2019-12-07 07:16:23 +0000 UTC View Post