Let's save BertBert!
Cast:
Caspar - Joe Fisher
Even Older Leif - Tom Moorman
Guest starring:
Jessica Morris as BertBert
Tomi Zandshtein AKA Tomix as Harsteen
Camille Smicker as The Ex
Written and Directed by Joe Fisher
Produced by Joe Fisher and Finlay Stevenson
2022-05-15 11:00:04 +0000 UTC
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Hey. We kind of left Westernville in a hurry. I wonder how they're doing...
Cast:
The Barts - Ian Ferguson
The Annas - Newt Schottelkotte
Written and directed by Joe Fisher
Produced by Joe Fisher and Finlay Stevenson
2022-05-01 11:01:02 +0000 UTC
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And Gloria said unto them, "Show me your plate, and I'll tell you a sad, sad story."
-The Book of Mucklewain
Cast:
Gloria - Siouxsie Suarez
Ava - Finlay Stevenson
Zebulon Mucklewain - Neal Starbird
Effie Mucklewain - Julie Cowden-Starbird
Leif - Tom Moorman
Guest Starring:
Newt Schottelkotte as Shel
Written and Directed by Joe Fisher
Produced by Joe Fisher and Finlay Stevenson
Music:
The Valley of...
2022-04-15 11:00:07 +0000 UTC
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Time is meaningless but let's do a flashback anyway!
Cast:
Benjamin Burdick - Ted.
Jessica Morris - BertBert.
Written and Directed by Joe Fisher
Produced by Joe Fisher and Finlay Stevenson
2022-04-01 12:06:53 +0000 UTC
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For sale: One old west town. Never used.
Cast:
Caspar - Joe Fisher
Leif - Tom Moorman
Guest Starring:
Camille Smicker as The Ex
Ian Ferguson as Bart-43, Bart-13, Bart-7, Bart-57, Bart-2, Bart-3, Bart-6, Bart Prime, and Mr. Undersignal.
Newt Schottelkotte as Anna-11, Anna-77, and Anna-99
Jessica Morris as The Voice
Written and Directed by Joe Fisher
Produced by Joe Fisher and Finlay Stevenson
2022-03-15 12:00:00 +0000 UTC
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The first night is always the roughest.
Cast:
Gloria - Siouxsie Suarez
Caspar - Joe Fisher
Ava - Finlay Stevenson
Leif - Tom Moorman
Shel - Newt Schottelkotte
Written and Directed by Joe Fisher
Produced by Joe Fisher and Finlay Stevenson
2022-03-01 13:00:05 +0000 UTC
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Reid's paradox of rapid plant migration... but in space.
Cast:
Gloria - Siouxsie Suarez
Caspar - Joe Fisher
Ava - Finlay Stevenson
Zebulon Mucklewain - Neal Starbird
Effie Mucklewain - Julie Cowden-Starbird
Leif - Tom Moorman
Guest starring:
Newt Schottelkotte as Shel
Melody Bridges as LÄfftrax the Pirate
Music:
Tennessee Moon - The Heidelburg Quintette
Jesus, My All - Olive Klein
Anvil Chorus from Il Trovato...
2022-02-15 08:01:01 +0000 UTC
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Hey. Remember Ted? Nice guy. What ever happened to him?
Cast:
Benjamin Burdick as Ted.
Tomi "Tomix" Zandshtein as The Engineer.
Written and Directed by Joe Fisher
Produced by Joe Fisher and Finlay Stevenson
2022-01-31 12:29:19 +0000 UTC
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This club has everything: Robots, overt threats, uncomfortable conversations about sexuality, space lawyers...
Cast:
Gloria - Siouxsie Suarez
Caspar - Joe Fisher
Ava - Finlay Stevenson
Zebulon Mucklewain - Neal Starbird
Effie Mucklewain - Julie Cowden-Starbird
Leif - Tom Moorman
Guest Starring:
Camille Smicker as The Ex
Jason Lambert as Minsky
Jessica Morris as The Voice
Music:
Missouri Hoedown - Carl Myles and The ...
2022-01-15 08:00:03 +0000 UTC
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Original production script. There may be small variations because each one is a beautiful snowflake.
2022-01-13 01:43:12 +0000 UTC
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Complete production draft. Minor changes in recording.
2022-01-11 18:39:35 +0000 UTC
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Good morning and good evening everyone!
The internet is REPLETE these days with advice on how to run your podcast, and to make it extra fun all of the advice contradicts each other. One thing there's consensus on is that, when you reach a certain level, you should get a better idea of who listens to you show.
And in case you missed it, this just happened:

So, if you cou...
2022-01-10 14:05:05 +0000 UTC
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No matter how you celebrate, another year completed is always a miracle worth celebrating. We wish you many more...
Cast:
Neal Starbird - Zebulon Mucklewain
Julie Cowden-Starbird - Effie Mucklewain
Written by Joe Fisher
Music by The Columbia Quartet, The Shannon Quartet, and Alma Gluck
2021-12-24 15:01:02 +0000 UTC
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Somewhere in deep space is the unhappiest man in the multi-verse.
Cast:
Gloria - Siouxsie Suarez
Caspar - Joe Fisher
Ava - Finlay Stevenson
Zebulon Mucklewain - Neal Starbird
Effie Mucklewain - Julie Cowden-Starbird
Leif - Tom Moorman
Guest starring:
Benjamin Burdick - Ted
Jessica Morris - The Voice
Written and Directed by Joe Fisher
Produced by Joe Fisher and Finlay Stevenson
Music:
Love Has Found My Heart - Marion Claire
2021-12-15 08:00:03 +0000 UTC
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Hi everyone!
A couple of weeks ago we were contacted by an organization called the Fable and Folly Network. If you're not familiar, it's a company started about 10 years ago by a Canadian couple whose mission is to help make audio dramas like Midnight Burger more successful. Essentially what they've done is created a "network" of popular audio dramas and packaged them together to sell ad slots...
2021-12-14 14:45:35 +0000 UTC
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Harlan County, Kentucky, 1963.
June takes her baby cousins camping and tells them the story of the day her Daddy met The Dead Woman of Brownie's Creek...
Cast:
June... Christine Nelson
The Ex... Camille Smicker
2021-12-01 14:00:12 +0000 UTC
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It's Season 2!
Midnight Burger is down a man but that doesn't stop the doors from opening at 6. Hey, are we in Arkansas?
Cast:
Gloria - Siouxsie Suarez
Caspar - Joe Fisher
Ava - Finlay Stevenson
Zebulon Mucklewain - Neal Starbird
Effie Mucklewain - Julie Cowden-Starbird
Leif - Tom Moorman
Special Guest Star: Lauren LeBlanc as Drucilla.
Written and Directed by Joe Fisher...
2021-11-15 08:02:00 +0000 UTC
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Because of your many requests and also because we can't seem to stop ourselves, we have new merch!
Check out the pics below for samples of our brand new nonsense! And if these things can be categorized as "Your Jam" don't forget to use the patron-only discount code AWSNAILS.

2021-11-01 19:38:31 +0000 UTC
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2021-10-16 00:54:38 +0000 UTC
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Okay, y'all. We have some merch!
It's not a lot, right now just a shirt, a mug, and a tote bag, but we will be adding more designs later because it's fun!

We've also set up a patron-only discount code for all tiers. Just use the code AWSNAILS at checkout for 15% off of everything.
2021-10-07 13:17:11 +0000 UTC
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Greetings, Midnight Ramblers.
In just a couple of days here this little show of ours is going to cross the 50,000 download mark. A really great showing for a first season. We'll of course make some sort of announcement, but I wanted to make a small pre-announcement here on the Patreon just to say thanks to everyone who jumped on board with us. We'd be nothing without you.
-Joe
2021-10-04 01:40:25 +0000 UTC
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Hello everyone and welcome to the new folks!
I wanted to drop you all a quick note to let you know that, in an effort to make the Patreon feed your one-stop shop for all your Midnight Burger-ing, we're going to start front-loading all of season one into this feed so that you can all say a fond farewell to the public feed, if you so desire. I'll be putting all episodes under the #chapters hashtag for your searching purposes.
-Joe
2021-09-20 18:59:51 +0000 UTC
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Welcome everyone!
It's been a thrilling few days watching all of you show up on the Patreon. We're very excited to get to know all of you and go on this crazy Season 2 ride.
I just wanted to throw a little information out there just so you know what to expect in the coming weeks.
Season 2 Premiere:
Season 2 comes back on November 15th for all tiers of the Patreon and then will be released on the public feed two weeks later.
Shift Notes:
On the 5 doll...
2021-09-16 01:29:28 +0000 UTC
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Hello and welcome everyone!
You have subscribed! What now?
Well, we have a banger of a Season 2 planned for you all, and because you are now officially a member of the best club in the multiverse you will be getting our season two premiere (and every episode after that) two weeks earlier than everyone else! Watch out for it on this feed the morning of November 15th. Season 2 will be packed with surprises, we'll meet up with old friends, old enemies, and we'll see how the s...
2021-09-06 02:42:18 +0000 UTC
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SEASON ONE FINALE!!
Remember: When faced with a dark and mysterious force in the sky, try throwing a scientists at it. Literally.
Cast:
Gloria - Siouxsie Suarez
Caspar - Joe Fisher
Ava - Finlay Stevenson
Zebulon Mucklewain - Neal Starbird
Effie Mucklewain - Julie Cowden-Starbird
Leif - Tom Moorman
Written and Directed by Joe Fisher
Produced by Joe Fisher and Finlay Stevenson
Art by Ariartcor
2021-08-11 02:49:00 +0000 UTC
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Don't you hate it when you throw a party at the end of the last great Ice Age and your friend just HAS to be the center of attention?
Cast:
Gloria - Siouxsie Suarez
Caspar - Joe Fisher
Ava - Finlay Stevenson
Zebulon Mucklewain - Neal Starbird
Effie Mucklewain - Julie Cowden-Starbird
Leif - Tom Moorman
Guest Starring Jessica Morris as Jane
Written and Directed by Joe Fisher
Produced by Joe Fisher and Finlay Stevenson
2021-08-10 00:51:00 +0000 UTC
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Things can keep for a long time when they're frozen: Chicken, fish, broccoli, reminders of the futility of our actions. Be careful when you defrost...
Cast:
Gloria - Siouxsie Suarez
Caspar - Joe Fisher
Ava - Finlay Stevenson
Zebulon Mucklewain - Neal Starbird
Effie Mucklewain - Julie Cowden-Starbird
Leif - Tom Moorman
Guest starring Jason Lambert as Vladimir Valentinovich Alexandrov
Written and Directed by Joe Fisher
Produced by Joe Fisher and F...
2021-08-09 05:43:00 +0000 UTC
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There's a joke I'm trying to think of... A robot walks into a diner something something something humanity is subjective. Anybody know that one?
Cast:
Gloria - Siouxsie Suarez
Caspar - Joe Fisher
Ava - Finlay Stevenson
Zebulon Mucklewain - Neal Starbird
Effie Mucklewain - Julie Cowden-Starbird
Leif - Tom Moorman
Guest Star:
Ian Ferguson as Steve
Written and Directed by Joe Fisher
Produced by Joe Fisher and Finlay Stevenson
Music:
Cub...
2021-08-07 13:52:00 +0000 UTC
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You may be done with the past, but the past isn't done with you. Also the future would like to have a word...
Cast:
Gloria - Siouxsie Suarez
Caspar - Joe Fisher
Ava - Finlay Stevenson
Zebulon Mucklewain - Neal Starbird
Effie Mucklewain - Julie Cowden-Starbird
Leif - Tom Moorman
Written and Directed by Joe Fisher
Produced by Joe Fisher and Finlay Stevenson
Music:
Sweeter as the Years Go By - Criterion Quartet
Swing Low, Sweet Chariot - Crit...
2021-08-06 14:04:00 +0000 UTC
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You know how sometimes an ad gets stuck in your head? Well, this time the diner has found itself in a dystopian Earth where the ads are LITERALLY stuck in your head. That's right, it's the worst dystopia of all. No mohawks, no zombies, no improvised weaponry... just more ads.
Cast:
Gloria - Siouxsie Suarez
Caspar - Joe Fisher
Ava - Finlay Stevenson
Zebulon Mucklewain - Neal Starbird
Effie Mucklewain - Julie Cowden-Starbird
Leif - Tom Moorman
Mary - Jessica Mo...
2021-08-05 15:51:00 +0000 UTC
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