Bert Kreischer joins the boys for a wild ride of secret time confessions, plane disasters and life as a comedian.From inventing the “Mississippi Wet Wipe” to tackling PETA protesters at a Netflix event, Bert unloads his craziest stories including dropping a carry-on on a guy’s face and smoking with Tracy Morgan. Plus, they dive into stand-up lessons, jokes that bombed, and the weirdest family moments that somehow made it into his act.
Follow Bert Kreischer Catch all things Bert at BertBertBert.com — tour dates, merch, and more. Follow him on social: Instagram: @bertkreischer X: @bertkreischer TikTok: @bertkreischer YouTube: Bert Kreischer
Podcasts: Bertcast, 2 Bears 1 Cave, and Something’s Burning — available on Apple, Spotify, and YouTube.
9/24 – Charleston, SC 9/25 – Durham, NC 9/26 – Portsmouth, VA 9/27 – Oklahoma City, OK (2 shows — incl. NEW + Low Tickets) 10/9 – Des Moines, IA 10/10 – Lincoln, NE 10/11 – Kansas City, MO 10/22–10/23 – Buffalo, NY (New show + Few Tickets Left) 10/24 – Grand Rapids, MI 10/25 – Detroit, MI
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Bert Kreischer joins the boys for a wild ride of secret time confessions, plane disasters and life as a comedian.From inventing the “Mississippi Wet Wipe” to tackling PETA protesters at a Netflix event, Bert unloads his craziest stories including dropping a carry-on on a guy’s face and smoking with Tracy Morgan. Plus, they dive into stand-up lessons, jokes that bombed, and the weirdest family moments that somehow made it into his act.
Follow Bert Kreischer Catch all things Bert at BertBertBert.com — tour dates, merch, and more. Follow him on social: Instagram: @bertkreischer X: @bertkreischer TikTok: @bertkreischer YouTube: Bert Kreischer
Podcasts: Bertcast, 2 Bears 1 Cave, and Something’s Burning — available on Apple, Spotify, and YouTube.
9/24 – Charleston, SC 9/25 – Durham, NC 9/26 – Portsmouth, VA 9/27 – Oklahoma City, OK (2 shows — incl. NEW + Low Tickets) 10/9 – Des Moines, IA 10/10 – Lincoln, NE 10/11 – Kansas City, MO 10/22–10/23 – Buffalo, NY (New show + Few Tickets Left) 10/24 – Grand Rapids, MI 10/25 – Detroit, MI
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The guys break in the brand-new studio with debating cougar hookups, prison guards topping off inmates, and whether Barbie is technically a senior citizen. They spiral through rants about expired driver’s licenses, numbing spray college hookups, and the world’s dumbest “common sense” test that leaves them absolutely enraged. If you're still reading this comment SYBAU and tag Trevor and Michael in the next clip you see on stiff socks.
The guys break in the brand-new studio with debating cougar hookups, prison guards topping off inmates, and whether Barbie is technically a senior citizen. They spiral through rants about expired driver’s licenses, numbing spray college hookups, and the world’s dumbest “common sense” test that leaves them absolutely enraged. If you're still reading this comment SYBAU and tag Trevor and Michael in the next clip you see on stiff socks.
New studio even more chaos. Trevor and Michael roast the funniest college football names, rant about iPhone scams, and uncover the darkest product recalls (Easy-Bake ovens, beanbags, airbags). Plus, sleepover confessions, wild slang breakdowns, and a John Cena burger you’ll have to squint to see.
🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com 9/24 – Charleston, SC 9/25 – Durham, NC 9/26 – Portsmouth, VA 9/27 – Oklahoma City, OK (2 shows — incl. NEW + Low Tickets) 10/9 – Des Moines, IA 10/10 – Lincoln, NE 10/11 – Kansas City, MO 10/22–10/23 – Buffalo, NY (New show + Few Tickets Left) 10/24 – Grand Rapids, MI 10/25 – Detroit, MI
🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com 9/26 – Las Vegas, NV 10/9 – Charleston, SC 10/10 – Atlanta, GA 10/11 – Jacksonville, FL 10/12 – Tampa, FL 10/13 – Tallahassee, FL 10/14 – Sarasota, FL 10/15 – Fort Myers, FL 10/17 – Fort Lauderdale, FL 10/18 – Orlando, FL
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New studio even more chaos. Trevor and Michael roast the funniest college football names, rant about iPhone scams, and uncover the darkest product recalls (Easy-Bake ovens, beanbags, airbags). Plus, sleepover confessions, wild slang breakdowns, and a John Cena burger you’ll have to squint to see.
🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com 9/24 – Charleston, SC 9/25 – Durham, NC 9/26 – Portsmouth, VA 9/27 – Oklahoma City, OK (2 shows — incl. NEW + Low Tickets) 10/9 – Des Moines, IA 10/10 – Lincoln, NE 10/11 – Kansas City, MO 10/22–10/23 – Buffalo, NY (New show + Few Tickets Left) 10/24 – Grand Rapids, MI 10/25 – Detroit, MI
🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com 9/26 – Las Vegas, NV 10/9 – Charleston, SC 10/10 – Atlanta, GA 10/11 – Jacksonville, FL 10/12 – Tampa, FL 10/13 – Tallahassee, FL 10/14 – Sarasota, FL 10/15 – Fort Myers, FL 10/17 – Fort Lauderdale, FL 10/18 – Orlando, FL
Thanks to: BetterHelp, Google Gemini, and BlueChew for sponsoring the podcast BetterHelp – Get 10% off your first month at betterhelp.com/socks
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The boys dive into everything: getting cucked by a salsa dancer, debating which celeb they’d let steal their girl, hecklers who turn comedy clubs into war zones, and answer wild voicemails like a dad who was the “porn king” of Iraq, friends slapping cheeks mid-nut, and a listener confessing he watched a guy… take things too far with a dog at a party.
The boys dive into everything: getting cucked by a salsa dancer, debating which celeb they’d let steal their girl, hecklers who turn comedy clubs into war zones, and answer wild voicemails like a dad who was the “porn king” of Iraq, friends slapping cheeks mid-nut, and a listener confessing he watched a guy… take things too far with a dog at a party.
Internet cult icon Dax Flame joins the guys for a deep dive into stand-up struggles, bad dates, and his journey from Project X and 21 Jump Street to comedy. From being roasted by friends to awkward podcast appearances and even landing a MrBeast cameo, Dax brings his unfiltered honesty while Trevor and Michael help him turn life’s weirdest moments into actual punchlines.
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Internet cult icon Dax Flame joins the guys for a deep dive into stand-up struggles, bad dates, and his journey from Project X and 21 Jump Street to comedy. From being roasted by friends to awkward podcast appearances and even landing a MrBeast cameo, Dax brings his unfiltered honesty while Trevor and Michael help him turn life’s weirdest moments into actual punchlines.
Thanks to: Google Gemini, ShipStation, BlueChew, HelloFresh, and Lumi Gummies for sponsoring the podcast.
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Trevor and Michael spiral from discovering that “average” penis size is measured by bone press into debating the best way to die (beheading vs. shark attack), why moms catfishing their own daughters should be punishable by guillotine, and what happens when an Uber driver says “nah” to rolling up the windows. Michael recaps the US Open and a millionaire CEO stealing a kid’s hat and Trevor admits to peeing in his front yard.
Trevor and Michael spiral from discovering that “average” penis size is measured by bone press into debating the best way to die (beheading vs. shark attack), why moms catfishing their own daughters should be punishable by guillotine, and what happens when an Uber driver says “nah” to rolling up the windows. Michael recaps the US Open and a millionaire CEO stealing a kid’s hat and Trevor admits to peeing in his front yard.
The Boys are back from vacation! Trevor is back from a wild safari in Africa where his dad got trapped in a bathroom, rode hot air balloons, and watched a literal rite-of-passage circumcision march. Michael is back from the Outer Banks family trip filled with deer sightings, pickleball addictions, and zero alone time. They also break down Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce’s engagement, freaky blondes vs. smart brunettes, and why toe rings might be the new nipple rings.
🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com 8/29–8/31 – Atlanta, GA 9/4 – Tarrytown, NY 9/5 – Montclair, NJ 9/6 – Montreal, QC (Sold Out) 9/24 – Charleston, SC 9/25 – Durham, NC 9/26 – Portsmouth, VA 9/27 – Oklahoma City, OK (2 shows — incl. NEW + Low Tickets) 10/9 – Des Moines, IA 10/10 – Lincoln, NE 10/11 – Kansas City, MO 10/22–10/23 – Buffalo, NY (New show + Few Tickets Left) 10/24 – Grand Rapids, MI 10/25 – Detroit, MI
🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com 9/1 – Ontario, CA 9/3 – Hermosa Beach, CA 9/5–9/7 – Portland, OR 9/19–9/21 – Dayton, OH 9/26 – Las Vegas, NV 10/9 – Charleston, SC 10/10 – Atlanta, GA 10/11 – Jacksonville, FL 10/12 – Tampa, FL 10/13 – Tallahassee, FL 10/14 – Sarasota, FL 10/15 – Fort Myers, FL 10/17 – Fort Lauderdale, FL 10/18 – Orlando, FL
Thanks to Betterhelp, Google Gemini, PrizePicks and Cash App for sponsoring the podcast.
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The Boys are back from vacation! Trevor is back from a wild safari in Africa where his dad got trapped in a bathroom, rode hot air balloons, and watched a literal rite-of-passage circumcision march. Michael is back from the Outer Banks family trip filled with deer sightings, pickleball addictions, and zero alone time. They also break down Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce’s engagement, freaky blondes vs. smart brunettes, and why toe rings might be the new nipple rings.
🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com 8/29–8/31 – Atlanta, GA 9/4 – Tarrytown, NY 9/5 – Montclair, NJ 9/6 – Montreal, QC (Sold Out) 9/24 – Charleston, SC 9/25 – Durham, NC 9/26 – Portsmouth, VA 9/27 – Oklahoma City, OK (2 shows — incl. NEW + Low Tickets) 10/9 – Des Moines, IA 10/10 – Lincoln, NE 10/11 – Kansas City, MO 10/22–10/23 – Buffalo, NY (New show + Few Tickets Left) 10/24 – Grand Rapids, MI 10/25 – Detroit, MI
🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com 9/1 – Ontario, CA 9/3 – Hermosa Beach, CA 9/5–9/7 – Portland, OR 9/19–9/21 – Dayton, OH 9/26 – Las Vegas, NV 10/9 – Charleston, SC 10/10 – Atlanta, GA 10/11 – Jacksonville, FL 10/12 – Tampa, FL 10/13 – Tallahassee, FL 10/14 – Sarasota, FL 10/15 – Fort Myers, FL 10/17 – Fort Lauderdale, FL 10/18 – Orlando, FL
Thanks to Betterhelp, Google Gemini, PrizePicks and Cash App for sponsoring the podcast.
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Trevor and Michael go off on Ticketmaster’s insane fees, Adult Swim conspiracies, and why urinals without dividers should be illegal. They roast biker gangs at Neptune’s Net, overpriced smoothies, cash-only chaos, and fans trying to sell them Percocet. Plus: Secret Socks about office hookups, farmers having the most sex, and a wild re-read of The Grapes of Wrath ending.
Trevor and Michael go off on Ticketmaster’s insane fees, Adult Swim conspiracies, and why urinals without dividers should be illegal. They roast biker gangs at Neptune’s Net, overpriced smoothies, cash-only chaos, and fans trying to sell them Percocet. Plus: Secret Socks about office hookups, farmers having the most sex, and a wild re-read of The Grapes of Wrath ending.
Trevor and Michael kick things off with wild riffs about exes, haunted closets, and turning breakups into “rebrands.” They dive into the death of malls, why zebra gum lasts shorter than bad sex, and the misery of birthday songs in restaurants. Then rapper Dave Blunts joins the pod to talk about his come-up, working with Kanye, writing outrageous bars, rap beefs with 50 Cent, ghost stories, crowd surfing prep, and why his vice principal might be his lifelong nemesis.
🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com 8/29–8/31 – Atlanta, GA 9/4 – Tarrytown, NY 9/5 – Montclair, NJ 9/6 – Montreal, QC (Sold Out) 9/24 – Charleston, SC 9/25 – Durham, NC 9/26 – Portsmouth, VA 9/27 – Oklahoma City, OK (2 shows — incl. NEW + Low Tickets) 10/9 – Des Moines, IA 10/10 – Lincoln, NE 10/11 – Kansas City, MO 10/22–10/23 – Buffalo, NY (New show + Few Tickets Left) 10/24 – Grand Rapids, MI 10/25 – Detroit, MI
🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com 9/1 – Ontario, CA 9/3 – Hermosa Beach, CA 9/5–9/7 – Portland, OR 9/19–9/21 – Dayton, OH 9/26 – Las Vegas, NV 10/9 – Charleston, SC 10/10 – Atlanta, GA 10/11 – Jacksonville, FL 10/12 – Tampa, FL 10/13 – Tallahassee, FL 10/14 – Sarasota, FL 10/15 – Fort Myers, FL 10/17 – Fort Lauderdale, FL 10/18 – Orlando, FL
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Trevor and Michael kick things off with wild riffs about exes, haunted closets, and turning breakups into “rebrands.” They dive into the death of malls, why zebra gum lasts shorter than bad sex, and the misery of birthday songs in restaurants. Then rapper Dave Blunts joins the pod to talk about his come-up, working with Kanye, writing outrageous bars, rap beefs with 50 Cent, ghost stories, crowd surfing prep, and why his vice principal might be his lifelong nemesis.
🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com 8/29–8/31 – Atlanta, GA 9/4 – Tarrytown, NY 9/5 – Montclair, NJ 9/6 – Montreal, QC (Sold Out) 9/24 – Charleston, SC 9/25 – Durham, NC 9/26 – Portsmouth, VA 9/27 – Oklahoma City, OK (2 shows — incl. NEW + Low Tickets) 10/9 – Des Moines, IA 10/10 – Lincoln, NE 10/11 – Kansas City, MO 10/22–10/23 – Buffalo, NY (New show + Few Tickets Left) 10/24 – Grand Rapids, MI 10/25 – Detroit, MI
🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com 9/1 – Ontario, CA 9/3 – Hermosa Beach, CA 9/5–9/7 – Portland, OR 9/19–9/21 – Dayton, OH 9/26 – Las Vegas, NV 10/9 – Charleston, SC 10/10 – Atlanta, GA 10/11 – Jacksonville, FL 10/12 – Tampa, FL 10/13 – Tallahassee, FL 10/14 – Sarasota, FL 10/15 – Fort Myers, FL 10/17 – Fort Lauderdale, FL 10/18 – Orlando, FL
Thanks to: PrizePicks, Happy Thursday, and Lucy
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The boys spiral through everything from getting pulled over for a “stop sign” DUI to whether comedians only get new material from having kids. They dive into Neverland Ranch conspiracies, Michael Jackson renting grocery stores, and wrap it all up with McDonald’s mascots, fig jam sandwiches, and discovering the genius who invented both the McGriddle and stuffed crust pizza.
The boys spiral through everything from getting pulled over for a “stop sign” DUI to whether comedians only get new material from having kids. They dive into Neverland Ranch conspiracies, Michael Jackson renting grocery stores, and wrap it all up with McDonald’s mascots, fig jam sandwiches, and discovering the genius who invented both the McGriddle and stuffed crust pizza.
Trevor and Michael spiral from ice cream etiquette into small iPhone slander and why avocado has no business on a sandwich. Things get graphic when a childhood story about spoons and clogged toilets lead into debates about hand sex, motivational scams, and Japan’s birth rate crisis. They wrap with poker night chaos, cologne disasters, and giraffes fighting. Enjoy!
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Trevor and Michael spiral from ice cream etiquette into small iPhone slander and why avocado has no business on a sandwich. Things get graphic when a childhood story about spoons and clogged toilets lead into debates about hand sex, motivational scams, and Japan’s birth rate crisis. They wrap with poker night chaos, cologne disasters, and giraffes fighting. Enjoy!
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The episode starts out with a 8 a.m. baby-oiled foot job and spirals into man cave dreams, penis pumps, tightening creams for women, ghost sex and making motivational sayings.
The episode starts out with a 8 a.m. baby-oiled foot job and spirals into man cave dreams, penis pumps, tightening creams for women, ghost sex and making motivational sayings.
Pirates vs. Mobsters, the guys spiral through every wild tangent imaginable, debating PE class trauma, Happy Gilmore 2, and the logistics of a dog playing in the NBA. There’s a deep dive into Mandela Effects, expensive funerals, and why some dudes might be hiding pierced nips. Plus, Trevor’s Africa trip plans. Enjoy!
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Pirates vs. Mobsters, the guys spiral through every wild tangent imaginable, debating PE class trauma, Happy Gilmore 2, and the logistics of a dog playing in the NBA. There’s a deep dive into Mandela Effects, expensive funerals, and why some dudes might be hiding pierced nips. Plus, Trevor’s Africa trip plans. Enjoy!
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Trevor and Michael spiral through headless boyfriends, Sydney Sweeney conspiracy theories, and whether you zip then button or button then zip. They debate going viral with red-colored... you know, and dissect the worst acting in a Dunkin' commercial. Plus, the most motivational speech you’ll ever hear while taking a shit.
Trevor and Michael spiral through headless boyfriends, Sydney Sweeney conspiracy theories, and whether you zip then button or button then zip. They debate going viral with red-colored... you know, and dissect the worst acting in a Dunkin' commercial. Plus, the most motivational speech you’ll ever hear while taking a shit.
