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Patreon 232: Real World Raw Doggin' (Iowa Husband Calling Contest, Divorced Vibes, Trev Smoked Crack?)

The boys react to a Husband Calling Contest somewhere in Iowa, discuss the circumstances that would lead one to JO to Jerry Springer reruns, and discover that Trev's been having some wild dreams.

Patreon 232: Real World Raw Doggin' (Iowa Husband Calling Contest, Divorced Vibes, Trev Smoked Crack?)

The boys react to a Husband Calling Contest somewhere in Iowa, discuss the circumstances that would lead one to JO to Jerry Springer reruns, and discover that Trev's been having some wild dreams.

Stiff Madness

Hey Everyone join our march madness bracket see if you can beat Trevor, Michael, Gabe and Jack!

1st Place: Autoblow, Vintage Hat, Vintage Tee, Socks

2nd Place: Zombie Shirt, Zombie Hat, Socks

3rd Place: Socks

Password to enter: Socks69

Patreon 231: F*ck by the foot (Insecure doms, Fuc u Robert, Short skrrt skrrt)

Trevor reads an awful email and the boys yell about people w/ bad comedy takes. Plus Trev did the ess ee gee gee ex and a listener has a strategy for coping with anxiety.

Patreon 231: F*ck by the foot (Insecure doms, Fuc u Robert, Short skrrt skrrt)

Trevor reads an awful email and the boys yell about people w/ bad comedy takes. Plus Trev did the ess ee gee gee ex and a listener has a strategy for coping with anxiety.

Patreon 230: Sled Head (Big Dick Decisions, Ghosting rules, Bowling for Fingering)

The boys riff on the absolute terror of losing your mom in the grocery store, wonder why anyone would want to be president, and hear from a listener that’s a biiiiiig Zyn fan.

Patreon 230: Sled Head (Big Dick Decisions, Ghosting rules, Bowling for Fingering)

EDIT 5:07 PM PST: WE BACK. SORRY.
The boys riff on the absolute terror of losing your mom in the grocery store, wonder why anyone would want to be president, and hear from a listener that’s a biiiiig Zyn fan.

BTS Vlog | Stiff Socks in Europe

Surprise! We collected a bunch of BTS footage from our trip to Amsterdam and Ibiza. 

Patreon 229: Racked Out On RuneScape (Eating p*ssy police, MGK’s ink, Softball a Cybertruck)

The boys riff on Michael getting pulled over on the way to the studio, getting so nervous you c*m at Customs, and how Jack was a catfish entrepreneur. They also hear from a listener that is a pro at eating ass and get flexed on by a blind man.

Patreon 229: Racked Out On RuneScape (Eating p*ssy police, MGK’s ink, Softball a Cybertruck)

The boys riff on Michael getting pulled over on the way to the studio, getting so nervous you c*m at Customs, and how Jack was a catfish entrepreneur. They also hear from a listener that is a pro at eating ass and get flexed on by a blind man.

Patreon 228: Hungry Hungry Hiphoes (road head problems, gangbang logistics, thicc Rubin)

The boys riff on which dog breed feels the most like a cult, how Michael bangs like an ancient hunter gatherer, and the difficulties of getting road head on a mountain. They also hear from a listener that had a mid time at a gangbang and discover that banks are a hoax.

Patreon 228: Hungry Hungry Hiphoes (road head problems, gangbang logistics, thicc Rubin)

The boys riff on which dog breed feels the most like a cult, how Michael bangs like an ancient hunter gatherer, and the difficulties of getting road head on a mountain. They also hear from a listener that had a mid time at a gangbang and discover that banks are a hoax.

Patreon 227: Ear, Nose, & THROAT (Barracks bunnies, Lingerie rankings, D.D.E.)

The boys fix the internet and then they also solve government. Plus Michael hired a vocal coach, some dads have a case of D.D.E., and a listener writes in to explain what a barracks bunny is.

Patreon 227: Ear, Nose, & THROAT (Barracks bunnies, Lingerie rankings, D.D.E.)

The boys fix the internet and then they also solve government. Plus Michael hired a vocal coach, some dads have a case of D.D.E., and a listener writes in to explain what a barracks bunny is.

Patreon 226: Drake Gone Wild (Drizzy got leaked, Fox Tail butt plugs, Birthday dinner etiquette)

The boys riff on how Drake’s in the 6 with an 8, chime in on a surprisingly controversial TikTok debate, and learn a lot about Dunce caps. They also help a listener DM a lady on Instagram and discover that Amazon sells an insane amount of butt plugs.

Patreon 226: Drake Gone Wild (Drizzy got leaked, Fox Tail butt plugs, Birthday dinner etiquette)

The boys riff on how Drake’s in the 6 with an 8, chime in on a surprisingly controversial TikTok debate, and learn a lot about Dunce caps. They also help a listener DM a lady on Instagram and discover that Amazon sells an insane amount of butt plugs.

Patreon 225: Tear Jerker (Cumming & crying, Stoned self-defense, Gooned in the Vision Pro)

The boys riff on Ren Faire BBLs,  how to do tax evasion, and defending yourself while you're high. They also react to an Apple Vision Pro walkthrough video and hear from a listener that came so hard he cried.

Patreon 225: Tear Jerker (Cumming & crying, Stoned self-defense, Gooned in the Vision Pro)

The boys riff on Ren Faire BBLs,  how to do tax evasion, and defending yourself while you're high. They also react to an Apple Vision Pro walkthrough video and hear from a listener that came so hard he cried.

Patreon 224: Dick’s Throating Goods (Trev’s In Trouble, Football Fleshlights, Whiz Wit’ Head)

The boys riff on Trevor getting in trouble in his frat’s 2024 newsletter, Jack winning a year supply of cheesesteaks, and Michael having a very bad doppelgänger. They also decide cutting in line is cool, learn about football shaped fleshlights, and decide that URGENT emails should only be for one thing.

Patreon 224: Dick’s Throating Goods (Trev’s In Trouble, Football Fleshlights, Whiz Wit’ Head)

The boys riff on Trevor getting in trouble in his frat’s 2024 newsletter, Jack winning a year supply of cheesesteaks, and Michael having a very bad doppelgänger. They also decide cutting in line is cool, learn about football shaped fleshlights, and decide that URGENT emails should only be for one thing.

Patreon 223: D*ck Out at Bass Pro Shop (Bad Criminals, Postmates a Baby, Crowd Work Hookup)

The boys riff on a dude that got arrested for skinny dipping at Bass Pro Shop, learn that you can just drop off your baby a a Fire Station, and hear from a listener that hooked up with a comic and ended up in their set.

Patreon 223: D*ck Out at Bass Pro Shop (Bad Criminals, Postmates a Baby, Crowd Work Hookup)

The boys riff on a dude that got arrested for skinny dipping at Bass Pro Shop, learn that you can just drop off your baby a a Fire Station, and hear from a listener that hooked up with a comic and ended up in their set.

Patreon 222: Brotherhood of the Traveling Fleshlight (Pterodactyl Sex, Date an AI, Horny At Kinkos)

The boys riff on doing peyote in a rental car, discover the world’s loneliest p*rn, and react to a judge getting body slammed in court. They also hear from a listener who gooned with his friends and learn about the worst threesome of all time.

Patreon 222: Brotherhood of the Traveling Fleshlight (Pterodactyl Sex, Date an AI, Horny At Kinkos)

The boys riff on doing peyote in a rental car, discover the world’s loneliest p*rn, and react to a judge getting body slammed in court. They also hear from a listener who gooned with his friends and learn about the worst threesome of all time.

Patreon 221: Edging While Eating (Dick Shock Therapy, Epstein Docs, GF Porn Ultimatum)

Banger alert. The boys riff on the proper way to eat a sandwich, get a wild update on the billionaire that uses his son’s blood, and give their take on a reddit story about a boyfriend that’s been watching too much Mia Markova porn. They also talk about masturbation support groups for priests and wonder if anything crazy will come out of the new Epstein document dump. 

Here’s the picture of the sandwich debate for you lovely audio listeners: 2024-01-05 11:30:01 +0000 UTC View Post

Patreon 221: Edging While Eating (Dick Shock Therapy, Epstein Docs, GF Porn Ultimatum)

Banger alert. The boys riff on the proper way to eat a sandwich, get a wild update on the billionaire that uses his son’s blood, and give their take on a reddit story about a boyfriend that’s been watching too much Mia Markova porn. They also talk about masturbation support groups for priests and wonder if anything crazy will come out of the new Epstein document dump.

Patreon 220: 8K Labia (Baddies of 7-11, Cum nuke, Gooning in Amsterdam)

The boys riff on being a hitman, your partner having better sex before they met you, and what would happen if everyone in the world came at the same time. Plus a listener story about rough sex and another about gooning in Amsterdam.

Patreon 220: 8K Labia (Baddies of 7-11, Cum nuke, Gooning in Amsterdam)

The boys riff on being a hitman, your partner having better sex before they met you, and what would happen if everyone in the world came at the same time. Plus a listener story about rough sex and another about gooning in Amsterdam.

Patreon 219: Beginner’s F*ck (Folger’s Inc*st Commercial, Hookup Fits, Presidential Top)

The boys react to an infamous Folger’s commercial and go down the rabbit hole of couples that accidentally did incest. They also learn a lot more about Clinton getting topped in the Oval Office and hear from a listener that is tired of waiting until marriage.