Heyhey, it's erm been a bit again but here with an update.
So firstly, I changed the video I was doing again...again. Look, I know. So to make sure I stick with one and I actually finish it, here's the teaser (And a bit more tbh) for it.
https://www.the-joi-database.com/watch/d3ab02d7a615b0fcd696d1b5
I'll be posting spoilers about what was chosen below and why not th...
2023-08-12 14:13:23 +0000 UTC View PostHi hi, time for an actual weekly update.
Thank you for voting for the video you want to see last week. I have since chosen what video is next and am not going to tell you which it is. It is between BB and Yelan though. I'm really happy with both ideas, so you can expect the other one anyway in a few months time. As for the Nero vids, I definitely want to make the all day edging one at some point, the self improvement one is apparently hated by most of you though so RIP.
The vid I ...
2023-08-01 22:22:52 +0000 UTC View PostWhoops, forgot to make this post before sleeping.
This video is now live for the $5 tier and you can watch it over at
https://www.the-joi-database.com/watch/5b8079748c98a971b413e38d
For the $2 tier you will have access on the 28th July, 8:30AM UTC
Enjoy.
2023-07-26 16:19:47 +0000 UTC View PostHey, sorry for a lack of updates, I haven't really had a lot to say. But now, I have a lot to fit into one post lol.
Help me pick next video
So if you've followed me closely for a while, you might be aware that I like to erm, hop around from one video idea to another before finishing them sometimes. This has really gone up to a new level in the last 6 weeks. I currently have five videos that are in progress to some level.
So erm, I figured I...
2023-07-25 18:10:23 +0000 UTC View PostSo I have decided to open a poll for everyone to share their opinions on my vids.
Tell me what you like, what you didn't like...and well, that's it really.
I am hosting this because well, the analytics (ha, anal) I get from PH etc kinda suck...and I've never until now realised that I can just ask you all.
https://forms.gle/qo2FnLbTpF5hWUHw6
So yeah, if you could just fill this in I'd appr...
2023-07-11 08:42:48 +0000 UTC View PostWhen I logged into PH the other day I was surprised to see a notification telling me my account is 4 years old. This last year has really flown by.
But whatever, it's party time!!
As part of the celebrations....idk, I have nothing. I had a rough idea for a video, but there's too many things I need to make before I can work on it. I'll save it for the next year!
I guess I'll re...
2023-06-28 11:43:14 +0000 UTC View PostHey, sorry I've been gone for a while. I'll explain in next weekly post.
However, before then here's a video. With big bunny girl tiddies.
Play a dice game with the blue archive bunny girls, gambling for higher and higher prizes...but one loss leads to bad times.
Trailer: https://www.the-joi-database.com/watch/f7ec7304cd5aae413e7af549
Video ($12+): 2023-06-23 04:19:59 +0000 UTC View Post
Coming up in the next month(ish) is the Houshou Marine video in my backlog. And she's very horny.
So horny in fact she's going to have a special stream where she invites a few of her biggest supporters to help her deal with it.
And by her biggest supporters, I mean mine! You guys...or some of you at least.
This will be a gangbang style video where the numbers are tailor made for speci...
2023-05-27 11:46:19 +0000 UTC View PostSo it's weekly update time but my life has been pretty hectic last 10 or so days. In a good way for once.
My 10 week Muay thai camp finished and I made a ton of progress and was happy.
I then went to Bangkok for a few nights to chill on last days of the visa and had a great night out and was happy.
I then had my next destination booked and have just spent a few days in Kuala Lumpur as a stopover between gap in accommodations...and it's been great here too!
Tomorrow I a...
2023-05-16 18:18:17 +0000 UTC View PostHey everyone, there's a lot of new faces here. That means that some of you have been breaking the first two rules of porn club.
But outdated references aside, seriously thank you all for your support over the last month (and before). I hope the genshin vids lived up to your expectations.
There was no update last week because idk, there wasn't much to say.
Video stuff
To repeat myself, the schedule this month will be Helltaker followed by the bunn...
2023-05-09 12:41:34 +0000 UTC View PostWell, the title ermm..says it. Keqing is now uploaded and links are in the relevant posts. Here's the link for the $12 one just in case you're at $5 but you're too lazy to find that link so just go up a tier instead.
https://www.patreon.com/posts/81942306
Currently it is just mega but I've been updating the links as stuff gets processed on database. The site is kinda struggling at the moment because the...
2023-04-24 20:44:46 +0000 UTC View PostOh wow, this guy still releases videos?
Haha of course I do! Here's a bunch of videos!
But first here's the epic trailer that is erm, not a rushed job due to having absolutely no time to make it.
(If you saw the intro posted before, skip the first minute)
ANYWAY, this is a collab between me and JOIgang if you had not already guessed so. There's going to be a total ...
2023-04-23 20:09:29 +0000 UTC View PostOh wow, this guy still releases videos?
Haha of course I do! Here's a bunch of videos!
But first here's the epic trailer that is erm, not a rushed job due to having absolutely no time to make it.
(If you saw the intro posted before, skip the first minute)
ANYWAY, this is a collab between me and JOIgang if you had not already guessed so. There's going to be a total ...
2023-04-23 20:06:49 +0000 UTC View PostSo after typing the title I made it sound like I was apologising for you know, being alive rather than my lack of updates. Was too funny not to stick with, so yeah.
I am here and sorry for lack of updates (and videos).
Honestly, I felt really bad not getting the casino video out last month and yeah. I wanted to wait until I had very concrete plans of what was happening before I said something else that was wrong.
Casino video and helltaker were both close to being done...
2023-04-17 14:06:05 +0000 UTC View PostHeyhey guys.
So I was trying to write this video (which was an idea I came up with a week ago when writing genshin videos), and while writing that video I came up with two very good other ideas that I want to make.
I also realised that I fucking suck at writing the generic filler content that a lot of videos need....my brain just gets stuck. Everything I put down just seems awful (because generic) and I sit at a screen for an hour.
So...so many ideas and I suck at writing. W...
2023-03-27 12:57:55 +0000 UTC View PostSo the genshin gacha gangbang should be releasing about now, but it erm...isn't.
It actually isn't my fault at all this time. As mentioned before, this is a collab with somebody else and they ran into issues with the old classic....VAs.
Okay, so now I can't do that I had to scramble to try and get something else out this month. The smart thing would have been helltaker...it's close ish to...
2023-03-21 05:33:41 +0000 UTC View PostOkay, so I erm, have nothing to say this week again really. Without the whole crowdfunding fun, there's not much to say other than.
A: I am still not dead from muay thai.
B: The videos are still being made.
For the genshin gacha gangbang, 2 of 3 vids are practically done (Although PDW returned from retirement to do one of them, it took a while to edit). So one left, which thankfully is going to be shorter.
I have been going crazy with ideas for other videos I wan...
2023-03-13 05:37:19 +0000 UTC View PostOh boy, it turns out that hours of Muay thai everyday is kind of exhausting. I did sparring for first time on Saturday and a kick I took from a trainer to the ribs still fucking hurts and makes sleeping a pain.
I am having fun though and getting fit. So if I survive, it's all goooood. The only thing I will say is...Remember that plan about learning video editing? Well, that can wait lol. Fitness and getting the videos promised is about all I can manage right now.
The vide...
2023-03-07 07:38:04 +0000 UTC View PostSo, my time in Japan (That I wasted mostly playing maimai) is over. I am now in Thailand at a Muay Thai camp for 40 days. The change in temperature is pretty extreme lol. I legit feel sunburnt and I haven't stepped outside for more than 20 seconds yet.
Cajoi-chan(temporary name) now has a permanent name
The change in vote numbers really makes me suspect that there was a lot of...shenanigans in the google vote. (Which was made obvious by 4 votes in a row for a sing...
2023-03-01 06:08:40 +0000 UTC View PostSo, I think it's fair to say that I have been somewhat complacent for the last year..or two...
Honestly, the standard of videos made by anybody else in that time meant I could kind of half arse things and still be making the best content. Although I do think that most of what I make is still among the best of the content out there, I think we can all agree that there could be more of it...and that my videos can still be better. (Except the ultimate gangbang Ahri section. That i...
2023-02-20 15:25:37 +0000 UTC View PostOkay, so you might be thinking I said this before. And it's because I did in my last weekly update. However, since then I've only had two votes this round compared to the 40ish in round one.
So to copy and paste
Cajoi-chan
Firstly CAJOI-chan naming part 2. Out of the options, there were three that were a good bit more popular than the others. So there's another round of voting to pick the winner.
Your options are Lilly, Lusticia and Ai-chan. To vote, j...
2023-02-17 17:19:37 +0000 UTC View PostHey, so keeping things short here.
Cajoi-chan
Firstly CAJOI-chan naming part 2. Out of the options, there were three that were a good bit more popular than the others. So there's another round of voting to pick the winner.
Your options are Lilly, Lusticia and Ai-chan. To vote, just message me on patreon, with ALL three names in your preferred order (Favourite first, least favourite last). It'll be rank choice voting, so whichever name gets least "favourites"...
2023-02-12 08:44:14 +0000 UTC View PostSo, I actually don't have an excuse why this update is late. I legit just straight up forgot to post lol. Okay, I did recently travel to Osaka which was a distraction. On that note, for anybody looking to visit Japan, Osaka > Tokyo easy.
Song of the week
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
This is a song that is really dear to my heart and I don't think anybody cli...
2023-02-08 00:43:35 +0000 UTC View PostSo, as I mentioned in updates before, this a wonderful NTR story. The public release is only the perspective of the guy getting NTR'ed, but $12 tier gives the perspective of the one doing the NTRing.
This was originally meant to be longer, but I cut a scene due to it not fitting too well. I will however be making a part TWO of this video assuming everybody doesn't hate it.
LINKS
Fiance route: 2023-02-01 02:52:21 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey, sorry it's been a bit. I really wanted to get a video out before making this announcement. The video is done now, and you can check my other post to go find it.
But now saying that, idk what to even add in this announcement lol.
Song of the week
https://open.spotify.com/track/6DlPa2rrVK3BygXJ48WYo3?si=964a975bf2aa4014
A video??? No, TWO videos. Kind of. Okay it's mostly one.
So, as I mentioned in updates before, this a wonderful NTR story, but you get to choose which perspective you wish to enjoy.
Patreon $12+ exclusive: The rich guy version, because hey you're giving me money. You must be rich. This route contains well, everything that happens.
Public release: The NTRed version. You get sent a film of events, but the audio cuts out at times so some information is lost...and perhaps some ...
2023-01-29 19:57:24 +0000 UTC View PostWtf, it's already Wednesday? When did that happen...
Anyway, there's quite a few things to get through here.
Song of the week
I haven't done one of these for a bit.
https://open.spotify.com/track/5pBIavXhjzTi0u7pkOK71N?si=30e46f706be74c1a
2023-01-18 08:40:01 +0000 UTC View PostSong of the week
Haven't done one of these in a while, but it's on point so.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJUhlRoBL8M
So last time, everything was going wrong. This time, things are still kinda wrong but much better. Not to give you my whole life story, but well I can kinda suffer from seasonal depression and the giant list of everything going wrong did not help. I have ho...
2023-01-10 12:54:33 +0000 UTC View PostIt's been a long time since I started the crowdfunding system, and a long time since I realised it was a bit of a mistake and begun the shutdown of it, 17 months since then actually.
Now, there's only two videos left...but which two?
Ishtar and Eresh started the month in the lead.....and $634 extra will ensure that they stay there lol.
Eula and Rosaria started just $40 ahead of fluffy tails...it could be close. They received a very respectable $337...hard to catch, but possi...
2023-01-05 19:12:18 +0000 UTC View PostHi, change of plans. Helltaker is about done but hotel fuckups means I need to change accomodation twice over the next two days and don't want to unpack everything etc to finish it. They literally gave me one day's notice that they are overbooked and I am fucking annoyed.
So instead, vanillaJOI comes back from the dead with another fotm waifu! JOIs and socially awkward shy girls, classic combo.
So, there's no mega link this time because my sub expired and I cannot be dealing with ...
2022-12-30 21:50:57 +0000 UTC View Post