So I've had a few questions about where content is and stuff, so figured I'd throw everything into one post so you can find it all. This post will hopefully actually be updated over time...but well...
There will PROBABLY be a mistake or two in here. If you see one let me know! Also when I inevitably forget to update this, just throw a rock at me or something.
$12+ tier exclusive c...
2022-12-27 11:55:44 +0000 UTC View PostSorry for the long delay here. But it's time to move onto the phase of naming cajoi-chan(Temporary name).
So, I got a bunch of submissions and have vetoed...a lot of them.
Vetoed names
Any that has "Kuro" (Black) in it. Yes, she's got darker skin but I feel like having black in her name is a bit obvious and overdone. The one who submitted kurokao (blackface) is especially vetoed.
I forgot the JP for it, but somebody submitted one that translated to who...
2022-12-27 09:00:14 +0000 UTC View PostWell that's quite a title. But it's true. There was an incident and I spent a bit of time in ICU and then regular hospital and now I am recovering at home. I am pretty much fine now, have pneumonia but was able to go outside for a bit today.
So, sorry I haven't replied to any of the messages in quite a bit. I'll go over them all tomorrow, I promise.
I also won't be able to get the two videos out now lol. I was admittedly dumb, and spent the first week in Japan just doing any...
2022-12-22 11:06:39 +0000 UTC View PostHey, so if you've been following along, you've probably heard me talking about making a game. I'm actually not here to talk about that one, it's a huge project that we're alreadt working on.
But in that game, are certain minigames. And I figured they could make good standalone releases in the meantime if there was interest.
Idea 1: A blackjack-like (But better) card game, where you are competing against 9 other guys. The worst performing each round get punished by the girl of the ...
2022-12-09 05:33:08 +0000 UTC View PostHey everyone, I am here in Japan and stuff and alive. Not everything survived the flight as I'll get into later, but let's get into the main stuff because there's a lot this time.
Crowdfunding!
Four videos started this month, only three could continue their existence.
Ishtar and Eresh started the month in first and got $401 extra.
Fluffy tails started second and a respectable $244 should keep them safe, but won't help them catch up...
Eula starte...
2022-12-05 22:45:26 +0000 UTC View PostHey, not much to write here this week.
Unrandom song of the week.
https://open.spotify.com/track/4RVrjlX3Dc7ZsEpJBJyUzc?si=c53da6e81e924163
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4nyHPIcbn88
I got somebody to play Monster Girl Quests, so have some horas.
Annual discou...
2022-11-28 23:05:33 +0000 UTC View PostHey, thanks for waiting patiently everyone!
I am here to treat you with another voiced video, using the same VA from the imouto vid.
There's a few things to say here.
The content here can be a touch extreme because yandere. But there's two sides to every yandere....and if you keep her happy, she will treat you very well. If not, then you have been warned.
Secondly, as mentioned before...people doing NNN can do this video. This release day was chosen specifically becaus...
2022-11-25 18:06:51 +0000 UTC View PostI'm a bit late, but I thought this would be a bit of fun. One lucky person will win a very special prize.
The prize
You will get exclusive access to one of my videos a day before anybody else! You will get to choose a video from my upcoming list and everyone else will have to wait a day longer and you can watch it smugly.
(Seasonal videos are excluded. If you pick a $12 exclusive video, then you still need to be that tier)
There will also be disc...
2022-11-22 15:38:57 +0000 UTC View PostOkay, so the name is really going to be fully democratically decided (Unless you choose a name like succymcsuccbutt). First round is nominations!
Now, if you haven't read the weekly update you would have missed that she is going to be fully AI generated. As such, there will be erm, inconsistencies in her design (For a while at least). But I have a canon reason, she's just responding to the wishes of those attracted to her, which is so many people that she changes a lot. Easyyy. 2022-11-20 19:45:40 +0000 UTC View Post
To start, song of the week...was going to do a full random one, but then saw this at the top of my youtube and thought yeah, let's go for it.
Time for something totally different...I present stormzy to all the non-UK people here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RqQGUJK7Na4
Heyhey, so remember cajoi-chan where I got you all to submit designs and vote and then I picked mine? Fun times.
I ...
2022-11-20 19:34:19 +0000 UTC View PostHey everyone, sorry for no update last week but well, things have been a touch complicated.
So in short, do you remember how I got covid a while back? It kinda fucked everything up. Obviously I lost a week of work or so with the covid, but more importantly it prevented my trip to Portugal where I had my own nice office room booked and everything. Instead I've had to stay with family and the conditions for working have not been great at all.
I will spare you the drama, ...
2022-11-14 23:05:24 +0000 UTC View PostSong of the week - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8SbUC-UaAxE
So I was out on a walk and there was a torrential downpour out of nowhere, and it's November so...this song was obligatory.
Padoru season
Where the video at??
So I kinda said before it wo...
2022-11-01 14:44:17 +0000 UTC View PostWeekly song - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=On_ZA4RNfyU
Not random this week. Snail's house put out a sequel to Pixel galaxy and the video is so good, a love letter to all their other work. If you haven't seen pixel galaxy yet you are a bad person, but you can watch that first at https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3nlSDxvt6JU<...
2022-10-26 14:40:59 +0000 UTC View PostSo, there's been a change in plans. Initially I wanted to leave the voting for a whole week, and then I'd cut all entries that had less than half of the votes of first place. After that I'd give the submitters of remaining ideas time to refine their ideas before more voting.
However, I decided I'd throw in one of my own submissions...and it's winning.
Due to the fact that I like my own idea the most, and it's my mascot...and there is a lot of public support for it, I feel like the...
2022-10-20 20:51:29 +0000 UTC View PostSong of the week
https://open.spotify.com/track/083f7ErXwvK8LPsa0go7in?si=5e04e1458b8e4e87
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QvPQctpOhVA
Random picked a banger this week ngl. This is my favourite jrock band that nobody has ever heard of. To be honest, I almost want to change it to m...
2022-10-18 12:56:06 +0000 UTC View PostOkay, so it went on for a bit longer than planned, but the time for submissions for CAJOI-chan (temporary name) are closed! We will now begin on narrowing the list down a bit.
How this stage works
Sorry in advance, this is going to be clunky.
I have summarised all the entries onto a google doc. You will read the submissions and vote for all that you like. In case the big bolded word wasn't clear enough, vote for as many as you ...
2022-10-18 12:44:14 +0000 UTC View PostWell, the title explains most. Don't worry, I'm feeling pretty fine now, mostly just lacking a bit of energy. It did however fuck up all my travel plans. This is a big deal because it means I've had to
A: Cancel places without getting refunds because apparently covid is over now (lol)
B: Sort up temporary places to stay which are not so ideal for working.
B will be the bigger problem for you all. I booked three more weeks at my current place in the UK, so halloween vid...
2022-10-08 13:22:15 +0000 UTC View PostWell, I wasn't planning it, but when the title of the post came into my head, I guess the weekly song is already chosen.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rdpBZ5_b48g
I used to love green day. Then I started to hate green day. A lot of years later I am starting to like them again. Only their old stuff though, I liked them before they were cool afterall.
September crowdfunding overview 2022-10-03 12:11:50 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey, so I mentioned doing this a while back but didn't get around to it because....it's me, and I am the opposite of a wizard. My things never arrive on time.
Anyway, I'm looking to make a cute/sexy/whatever you want mascot character, and you (If patreon supporter, any tier!) get to influence her.
I'll be creating a channel in my discord server for this that only the patreon supporters can access.
This whole design a waifu will be done in a few phases. The f...
2022-09-23 22:40:46 +0000 UTC View PostSo yeah, a few days late. I'd been enjoying the downtime after the video release and working on the upcoming game, and just realised I'd totally forgot about patreon stuff for a bit. Whoops. I will get to all the messages today.
You know what else I forgot? Song of the week for last week.
So this week we have....screamy(ish) stuff. Not overly heavy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AW61H9roTSs...
2022-09-22 19:02:26 +0000 UTC View PostSuch a pain to have to make 200 posts for this one video, but this is the last! Ahri is now included. Enjoy!
Main part (Watch first)
LINKS
Main part
Stream: https://www.the-joi-database.com/watch/a811fc6d758ce9aafcae605c
(Should be finished processing SOON)
Mega: https://me...
2022-09-15 00:51:52 +0000 UTC View PostHey, this is an update for all patrons that I've updated parts and you all have access to them, as well they should have been in from the start.
Changes are
- Succubus SSS ending, redone! If you read my $12 post, I was saying it'd be a struggle...but I actually did a good job here! I also changed a bit of dialogue for S ending as I felt I got the tone a bit wrong.
- Main video. It's updated to include Ahri (and you don't all have Ahri end yet), but it also includes fix...
2022-09-13 18:16:06 +0000 UTC View PostOkay, so I talked about this in my update but tldr is that AHRI IS ADDED. Wooo.
The succubus ending I wanted to rework has not been done. It won't be done either, at least not soon. I will be polishing it up a bit though and reuploading succubutt video tomorrow. I'd advise waiting until then at least for the succubus SSS ending.
As for Ahri...if you've already watched the video a few times, I give you permission to cheat once and do Ahri end even if you don't roll it. I am very, v...
2022-09-12 22:29:31 +0000 UTC View PostSo I'll start by saying the Ahri video took longer to finish than expected. I literally don't know how I am always off with these predictions.
So first, instead of one day off after, I took three off. Considering the crunch I had just done, eh that's fine. But then Ahri still took like an extra 30 or so hours more than anticipated.
But that is irrelevant because it's all done now! Sorta. Ahri video is rendering, main video update is rendering after that. Both will be up within may...
2022-09-12 16:27:13 +0000 UTC View PostWe're doing this update a bit early this week because I am getting sick on working on this video and needed to do something, anything else. So here we are. The last season of the regular crowdfunding is over! (More details below)
Song of the week
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZLfasMPOU4
Not random this week. Has somehow been stuck in my head. Stacey's mum has got to be abo...
2022-09-03 16:44:43 +0000 UTC View PostHeyhey, it's finally time for what you've been waiting for. Kinda.
So, as said elsewhere, one of the girls in the video (Prinz) is restricted to the $12+ tiers. But erm, she kind of appears in this one a bit. It would have taken me about three hours to remove it and change the timestamps, and is this is only a temporary video then I decided it wasn't worth it. The change will be made in the complete version coming soon.
What do I mean about complete/temporary? Tldr, is that I cut ...
2022-09-02 22:53:21 +0000 UTC View PostSo, this post is divided into two. Both parts are kinda the same, except in one I hide character names because minor spoiler, and in the other I reveal the full character names. Name version is below the dividing line halfway down.
Okay, so you see the incomplete part in the title right? Well I mentioned this is my weekly update, but it's got a bit different since then.
Girl A: Was going to have a reduced part, but after doing half of hers, I figured I should get everything...
2022-08-31 22:34:42 +0000 UTC View PostRandom song of the week -https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Pe7lTIR394
Genre -I need to stop listing genre, idk what genre most shit is.
Okay so the good news is that for the last girl I worked out what I was doing and it is going to be the best of the sections. The bad news is that it's about 15 mintues longer than I was hoping and I don't have time to fully flesh it out. I need to have it out this ...
2022-08-29 13:38:19 +0000 UTC View PostOkay, so the video is coming along well mostly. There's a smallllllllllll problem in that for the last girl I had a great idea assuming she had a bunch of art for a gangbang...and well, she doesn't. So, while trying to think exactly how I'm handling it I spent the last week doing the polish stuff for the other videos.
I think I know what I'm doing now though and it shouuuld be good still.
Anyway, as the title says. Trailer is here. Watching the trailer is spoilers on what ch...
2022-08-23 11:49:03 +0000 UTC View PostSmall update as well, the last crowdfunding update was huge and you know, I'm not updating the public amounts weekly anymore. So if you want to read about crowdfunding stuff, go to my last post which I am too lazy to link to.
Song of the week: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MWNLxfZ0IwE
Not random this time, but I came across it and loving it. Highly suggest the video with it.
Genre: Idklol.<...
2022-08-16 20:37:59 +0000 UTC View Post