Hey, sorry this is a bit late. I finally have everything set up in my place for the month! Work has begun properly today, so agian no real video progress during the time with my family, but I'll make up for it this week.
Song of the week!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RY_bvJGhFgQ
Genre: Screaming weebshit.
It only took two weeks for spoitify to random a song for people to hate!<...
2022-08-09 17:28:07 +0000 UTC View PostNow, before all the usual shit I'm adding a new feature! Song of the week. Basicall a random song chosen, from different genres. You might like it, you might hate it. Here's the first weeks.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4QePrv24TBU
Genre: Weebshit kinda.
Now, back to your regularly scheduled update.
I am back in the UK and so far it is less bad than expected. Prices are actually ridi...
2022-08-02 01:11:19 +0000 UTC View PostThis week has gone shockingly quickly for me. It genuinely feels like it's been about four days...Summer is almost over too, as is my time in Mexico.
Crowdfunding update
Just a reminder that I am not updating crowdfunding until the last day of the month to prevent people waiting for the last day to see how much they need.
https://crowdfund.waifujoi.app/
As the month started, Quints...
2022-07-25 20:51:00 +0000 UTC View PostAs the title says.
Reminder that the put stuff in your but version is$12 only. Also this video is by vanilla and is not vanilla
Leave my butt alone version
Mega: https://mega.nz/file/o2xVAaxQ
Key: elbMK2ddC6BidixynERGzYE-JJ7G58jPsM6ySRSw4i4
Stream: Stream: https://www...
2022-07-21 07:59:57 +0000 UTC View PostThe sinon video Vanilla made as his last thing is now uploaded. As a warning, this again is very unvanilla. There are tags at the bottom. There are two versions of this video that you have access to, the regular..not chill version, and the exclusive less chill version. The only difference between the two is that the second one has instructions to put a dildo up your butt...which I know most of you won't be into.
Tags are at the very bottom of the post in case you are curious how unvanil...
2022-07-18 21:17:04 +0000 UTC View PostHey everyone.
Sorry for well, the complete lack of update last week. There's not reallyyyy any way to say this other than the past few weeks have been the worst of my life, but things are getting better again now.
So with that fun intro out the way, let's get onto other stuff.
Crowdfunding non-update
I've decided to make a change in how I'm doing crowdfunding now it has got to this key stage. To prevent people waiting until the last day again, I'...
2022-07-17 20:20:33 +0000 UTC View PostHey guys. Firstly I would like to apologise for the pretty lacklustre video release last month. I didn't even get the second vanillajoi video out. I'm starting to realise that a 3 hour video was a mistake, the rate I was progressing early definitely led to some burnout. But it's still genuinely progressing much faster than most my videos.
The drawback is that over a month I usually put out about 30-60 minutes worth of video, sooooo it's obviously a big step up from that. Looking a...
2022-07-04 05:58:27 +0000 UTC View PostHappy birthday to me. Or well, my channel! CAJOI is now three years old. Woooooo.
Also, a video hit a million views for the first time too! Woooooo.
So where to start. Probably at the beginning I guess.
One day, a recently unemployed guy was bored and searched for some quality Junko porn on Pornhub. I was expecting cosplay, but there was some...JOI thing? I watched it and it was awful. But I saw potential in the genre. So in a few hours I hammered out my very first video! 2022-06-26 22:54:52 +0000 UTC View Post
Hello hello, it's another Sunday. Hope you're all enjoying/have enjoyed your weekend.
As a reminder, the voiced imouto video is now up for the $5 tier! If that's a video that possibly interests you, I'd say it's well worth the money. (Am unbiased)
Now, I'm sure some of you actually read the title and are curious, but first let me go over the other stuff...like the super sekrit video.
SUPER SEKRIT VIDEO
Okay, so I'm currently 75 minutes through th...
2022-06-19 23:36:25 +0000 UTC View PostThis has been a busy week. I don't think I've made as much video in one week before. It still may not be enough.
Video progress
In regards to the super sekrit video to be released early access on 19th/public 26th, I currently have about 50 minutes ready and done. Unfortunately, the plan as I fully want it has crept a biiiit over three hours. Even at the rate I'm going, that is just not going to happen.
So I need to choose between delaying or cutting content....
2022-06-12 21:51:46 +0000 UTC View PostOkay, so I've finally had a connection that can eventually upload videos.
This is one of the last two videos made by VanillaJOI, although I did some work on it myself to give it two endings! Vanilla seemed to get fed up with vanilla towards the end as none of his last three are vanilla at all. Tags are at the bottom of the post.
Length: 20ish minutes but two endings, one run is maybe 15-17 mins?
Mega link: htt...
2022-06-06 05:03:35 +0000 UTC View PostHey everyone. I'm writing this on like, the very short windows where my internet works. It's been absolutely the abysmal the past few days.
Video progress
So there's a video ready to be uploaded. In fact I did upload it, but then realised I forgot to add the right time for a timeskip. So erm...yeah...maybe it will be up within the next day.
I've also done that thiiiing again. Where I'm meant to make videos in the backlog but then go "nah" and make s...
2022-06-06 00:30:07 +0000 UTC View PostSo it's the end of May! If you're reading this, you still have 21 hours to get your funding in, so do it if you have not already! The rest of this post will be written as if the month is finished.
Crowdfunding
So we are eight months through the twelve months of the crowdfunding winddown. If you somehow are not sure of the system yet, the tldr is that the bottom 4 videos are deleted and the top video is added to my backlog. With 4 months left, there are 26 videos l...
2022-05-31 08:12:32 +0000 UTC View PostWhoops, another week forgot. But honestly, there really isn't much to say at the moment. It's a pretty quiet time with not a whole looot happening.
So let's start with the only real news. The capitalist JOI system is coming to an end, at least temporarily. All three creators are for one reason or other, leaving, or at least taking a break from JOI stuff. It's been great to work with all three, so a big thank you to Vanilla/Rogue/Exo! There's still some unreleased content to come, but wi...
2022-05-22 22:20:40 +0000 UTC View PostWell this is it. It's finally done. Two different voice actresses, but finally I found a great one to work with.
Now, this video contains art for Mafuyu from kanojo x kanojo x kanojo. But it's basically a totally different character. There's also not much art, so this really is an audio experience primarily.
Speaking of audio, this was voiced by snakeysmut. Seriously, she's great. If you like her work, you can check out her library at
I was trying to hold off making this until the crowdfunding site was fixed...but it's still not so lol. At least it;s online now, it was completely fucking dead four about four days. However, I still can't change the status of videos.
Crowdfunding
As I started with this in the intro I may as well just go straight into it here.
To mix things up, I'll start with the link first. https://crowdfu...
2022-05-10 23:05:50 +0000 UTC View PostIt's another month, so that means a bigger update. This one goes even further beyond though.
Okay so where to begin.
The poll I posted in discord
For those not in the server, I posted a quick poll about voice actor language preference for my upcoming game. (Between eng/jp)
199 said either is fine.
124 said only english.
58 said only JP
52 said english pref
39 JP pref
22 don't care about voice acting at all apparently...
2022-05-03 20:25:49 +0000 UTC View PostHey still on holiday so this is late and going to be rushed.
I did however take the time to create the walkthrough today. So if you watched the DDLC video and either didn't find the ending or was just outright totally confused, you can follow along at https://www.the-joi-database.com/watch/a6db71ae1330f07d7f731250
Other than that erm, I haven't responded to any messag...
2022-04-26 23:17:10 +0000 UTC View PostJust posting this here as it's only going up on joi database.
It's time for the long awaited video, DDLC! Only for those who have played the game, this video is very very unique and you may hate it. You may also love it.
If you want to talk about the video, do so in #video-discussion in my server and make sure you use spoiler tags || around each side.
Oh right, as a reminder it is recommended you watch this as close to launch as you can. It's also publicly free to all right ...
2022-04-19 23:00:56 +0000 UTC View PostHola mis amigos!
I landed in Mexico a bit over a month ago. Mexico city was fucking awful. So I instead came to a nice tropica beach town. Puerto Escondido (no doxx). This was the view on my morning run.
Safe to say, I am muuuch happier here. So happy that I'm actually going to do something I don't think I've done since starting my channel. I am taking a two week break in which I am...
2022-04-17 15:40:12 +0000 UTC View PostWhy do you all hate Ukrainian children? Not a single NFT was bought ):
I expected to sell at least 3 funny skeleton maids, oh well. Happy April.
Crowdfundiiiiing
There were some biiiig changes at the end of last month. In a completely fair and legitimate move, I bugged everybody I could to give funding to DMG. It got over $130 and is...pretty safe now. Marie/Hilda also moved out of the danger zone towards the end...so unfortunately for Amelia Watson ...
2022-04-05 03:56:25 +0000 UTC View PostIn a world where my income is relying on Pornhub/patreon not arbitrarily banning me, it makes sense for me to look to alternative income streams. My first idea was to make a game, but that apparently takes a lot of work.
So instead I'm going to sell you NFTs!
What are NFTs?
NFTs are neo fap tokens and utilise blockchain technology to deliver a synergistic buff to your fap sessions. Each NFT is unique to you (But identical to every othe...
2022-04-01 00:08:09 +0000 UTC View PostSorry for the late update. I have been sick again! It erm, hasn't been too fun recently. A Marin vid should have been released three days ago, but yeah. I still haven't even finished elden ring...Buuut I am mostly feeling fine today, so will be back to work and releasing Marin video later today.
Crowdfunding update
There are just two days left to use allowances if you have not already.
With that said, there has been a change.
2022-03-29 18:40:39 +0000 UTC
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If you have not read my weekly update over at https://www.patreon.com/posts/64048201 I highly suggest you do so.
The audio file is attached. It's your choice if you want to listen or not.
This has been an interesting week filled with jetlag, altitude adjustment and a minor case of food poisoning. But things are better now!
The dreaded imouto vid
In an earlier update I said I'd talk about this sometime whenever I got around to making it. For those who don't know, it's a voiced video that was funded like...a long time ago now. Here is everything that went wrong with it.
Jan 1st - 2021, sent the script to VA to work on.
Some time between -...
2022-03-20 21:03:07 +0000 UTC View PostSo I am in Mexico and I am dying.
That's an exaggeration of course, but Mexico city is quite high up and my body isn't used to it. Walking up stairs leaves me out of breath and I'm tired all the time. Considering I came here to do boxing then..welp. Hoping I'll adjust over the next few days.
Luckily some videos are basically already ready to go. I think the lack of oxygen is making me even dumber so that isn't ideal. But I will have Roon ready within next 3 days, then imouto vid 8...
2022-03-14 11:02:37 +0000 UTC View PostHeyhey it's another sunday/monday/whenever I feel like posting, so it's time for my weekly post!
Crowdfunding results
I actually held off posting as the site was a bit..broken. But now it's fixed! Kasumi won, literally solely due to a single person over multiple months. Gotta respect the dedication. Junko/RWBY/TLR/shuten all died. I will be messaging everybody that funded one of those to transfer their funds.
If you checked the site yourself within the last ...
2022-03-07 15:21:03 +0000 UTC View PostWtf an early update you say? Well I am trying to take a break from elden ring for the day and after going for a run I have run out of other things to do for now, so here I am! There's quite a few things to go over anyway, and some reminders before the end of the month.
Let's start with small things.
First, a reminder that the annual discount will be lowered at the end of this month. It's your last chance to get it at 15% off.
Second, a stupid request. ...
2022-02-26 03:26:26 +0000 UTC View PostHey everyone. I hope you're enjoying the faster pace of videos coming out recently. That is largely in part due to VanillaJOI who has been making videos for the channel with the recent Asuka and genshin drinking vid. Your support on patreon helps me pay him so thanks for that! But if you want to support them more directly, you can get your very own custom video made for just $8 per minute. You can submit requests over at
Hey everyone, I hope you're treating your hand really well tonight. You know it does a lot for you, so this is the day of the year to show it the love and attention it deserves.
Now, with that out the way, here's the weekly update.
Nothing has happened!
Okay, slight exaggeration but there isn't much here except Monika.
Hilda video is progressing nicely.
I hope you've been enjoying the steady stream of videos recently. The aim is to ke...
2022-02-14 23:12:47 +0000 UTC View Post