Wtf we're already in July. Time flies when you're stuck at home wasting your life. Well, I'm getting second dose of vaccine in about 8 weeks, and then off to travel the world while making these vids. I can only do that because of your wonderful support.
Also, it's coming home (9/10 Americans will not get this reference) so things are really starting to look up.
Video plans f...
2021-07-05 23:37:11 +0000 UTC View PostThank you for your patience. Here's the persona video finally.
I think this is a good video but mayyyy have made it too hard, so maybe good luck. I mention in the video that if you wanna cheat after failing once, go ahead and do so. You can skip sections or slow down or whatever.
Anyway,
Mega link: https://mega.nz/file/UvIEmJKD
Mega key: #oCQkPQNJ50ydnmbdjeGAjvWu52azcD4LTCu9MiSf_pM
Stream link:...
2021-06-28 00:23:49 +0000 UTC View PostHey guys, as promised here's the post. First and foremost the persona video is FINISHED and currently rendering. Expect it to be viewable for the $12 tiers within next two hours or so. It's a good video but I mayyy have made it too hard. We'll see.
I just want to thank you all for your continued support over this past month. I'm sorry I haven't put more stuff out. I've just had my first sober month in the first time of my adult life and I've been really focusing on just not fucking that...
2021-06-27 23:47:19 +0000 UTC View PostSorry guys, couldn't access my count for the last 10 or so days. My phone broke and 2fa was a pain to get through.
This is just a message to let you know I'm not dead. I should have persona video out tomorrow and the regular weekly update will be done on Sunday.
I'll be going through all the messages tonight/tomorrow, will take a while as there's a loooot of them.
Ahhh summer. It's a beautiful day outside, birds are singing, flowers are blooming. On days like this I am stuck inside working on videos for you degenerates.
I don't want to go too deep into my personal life here, but I am currently in my longest sober period for at least three years and don't see myself drinking anytime soon. The good news is that it means no more days where I'm too hungover to function. The bad news is that I still can't sleep properly which means I am often too tire...
2021-06-07 16:13:14 +0000 UTC View PostFrom here on I'm going to be changing the vegas files link each month. I've also been keeping it surprisingly well updated, but at the moment it now contains all my videos..kinda. One is unfortunately lost forever. The Tamamo video for gauntlet 2 which is out in early access. The vegas file was lost when I wiped my PC trying to fix it and well, I hadn't uploaded that anywhere.
Everything else is uploaded, so enjoy. (Actually Rogue's Prinz video is uploading as of this post, if you want ...
2021-06-01 20:29:13 +0000 UTC View PostWell it's a bit delayed but here it is. To the laptop funders, I haven't completed the credit section yet, will be looking to do that asap but need to message a few people first and didn't want to wait any long to release this video. That will be done for the public version.
Alright, so here are the links.
Mega (as always, copy and paste link, do not click)
https://mega.nz/file/BqID1KxB#Kn4WFY-cVdU7M518-dL...
2021-05-30 18:37:55 +0000 UTC View PostHey, sorry I've totally abandoned updates this month. The whole computer thing this month has been a fucking pain to say the least.
So just a reminder to use your allowances. Because there have been no other reminders this month I'll accept funding that is a day or two late, but obviously try and do it today or tomorrow.
Again, there have been no new videos added or funded. You can check out the list of all videos and their funding progress over at
This giveaway is sponsored by Motsu toys, so big thanks to them for setting this up.
If you want one simply fill in the form at: https://forms.gle/ZcbAuAoCPbkQXxLF8
There are four onaholes available. Two are available for anybody to win, one for any patreon member, and a last one for $5+ patreon only. The winners ...
2021-05-23 21:57:03 +0000 UTC View Post"Well hold on a moment. This isn't 02" you say. And yes, you are right! I erm, did that thing again where I felt like doing an idea and then I did the idea, but the idea only took a day and a half so whatever.
I promise 10000% 02 will be next, pretty soon after this one too.
Now for this video, as the title says you're going to want an onahole/fleshlight. If you don't have one, I really recommend buying one. I have this affiliate link, so you can help me eat and stuff with p...
2021-05-18 16:23:04 +0000 UTC View PostThank you again to everybody who helped. The laptop is now set up and turned into the least mobile laptop that has ever existed.
There are one or two things still I need to fix (I lost all my sounds when wiping my computer and my hdd with most my images doesn't work) buuuut I have enough to at least work on the 02 video.
I will be working tirelessly until it's finished. Or I ge...
2021-05-16 09:40:09 +0000 UTC View PostAlright, so I have replaced both motherboard and PSU and am still getting issues (Sorry to people who saw the "everything is fixed" message...it wasn't). The most likely theory is that one of those was fried, which is killing my GPUs. I have another GPU coming...whenever the RMA process is complete, which could be up to a month if there are no cards in stock. (There's a huge card shortage at the moment).
So what this means is I can't really work on videos at the moment. I can make soooo...
2021-05-09 00:16:01 +0000 UTC View PostHey, so you know how last week I was all "ahh my computer is broken" well this week it's "ahhh my computer is more fucking broken".
So here's a quick recap.
Bought a new GPU, it started crashing after two days. Figured it was broken and going back to old one would solve everything. It did...for about three days. Now with my old gpu my computer still constantly crashes if I do anything outside of safe modo.
I attempted reinstalling windows to see if that fixed it and well, it...
2021-05-02 21:42:41 +0000 UTC View PostHey, this is just a small update because my computer keeps fucking crashing and well, I am more focused on trying to resolve that at the moment. But well, there's not really much to add anyway.
No new videos submitted, no videos funded. Just a reminder to use your allowance if you have not already this month.
Oh....and I'm working on another small project with 50 endings...doing a few endings a week. So that should be out some point...maybe.
2021-04-25 19:39:34 +0000 UTC View PostWell, here's another video that's not 02/Ichigo. You see, it turns out that the Ichigo art is shit and totally unsuited for a video. Including her was definitely going to drag the quality of the video down, so I asked the person who funded it if they were okay with me cancelling that, and they agreed. So that video will be reworked to be just 02 and definitely out next. Added benefit, boom, 30 mins crossed off the backlist.
Now to this video. It's a followup of the Rin videos...
2021-04-16 13:36:40 +0000 UTC View PostHey, sorry this update is a bit delayed. Last few days have mostly been dedicated to my attempts to quit drinking. Has caused a loss of productivity in short term but in long term it will have a great impact.
Right so, firstly I hope you enjoyed the casino video as much as I hoped. It honestly was a bit of a prototype for a game I am making where it combines JOI with well, games! If you have any feedback on that aspect let me know. I was obviously somewhat limited in games with the vide...
2021-04-14 22:54:41 +0000 UTC View PostThis post was originally made to explain crowdfunding, but that is over for now so...here, have some links.
Discord
Discord is the best way to contact me as I check it way more often. The exception is when messaging me about using patreon allowance, please message me on here. You can join the discord server at dsc.gg/cajoi
If you want your patreon role on discord you need to link patreon and d...
2021-04-10 04:11:27 +0000 UTC View PostWell it's already ready. I've been working legit 10 hour days to get this done in just four days. The end result is that this is probably my best work. At least the one I'm happiest with, I guess it's up to you guys as to if this is my actual best.
Before you watch, just want to say if you spot any errors or anything let me know. This is a biiig video with different routes and a ton of timestamps so I probably missed something.
So yeah, there's ten endings here and a full run shou...
2021-04-09 00:38:02 +0000 UTC View PostHello my favourite people. This patreon has been going for a year and a half now and I've never done one of these before, so this seems like a good time. Especially with upcoming potential changes to rewards etc.
I'd really like your input in this survey on my patreon/videos. It'll only take 2-3 minutes
https://forms.gle/b6KMAiUP2uasGQtg8
It is totally anonymous so please be totally hones...
2021-04-07 03:52:51 +0000 UTC View PostSo...I may have been working on the 02/ichigo vid and then suddenly had an amazing idea, and got so excited about it I can't work on anything else until it's done....
Here's the opening of it.
https://mega.nz/file/5ixUAYZZ#XHxZLpkeRYOBBjO-Vyxgl32pTIFhAxltc8ir7GRsvSQ
This has me so hyped it really won't take me long to finish. I'm at four solid hours of working on it and am not remotely close to being done ...
2021-04-04 21:15:16 +0000 UTC View PostHave you ever wanted to ask me something really dumb? Well, now's your chance.
Last year in March I hit 1 mil views. Back then I held an AMA, got a lot of dumb questions. Now as it's about a year later and we've hit another milestone I'm going to be opening it up again.
To participate simply go to my discord (you can join at discord.gg/g39rDgW) and look for the ask me anything channel. (Won't be live for about five minutes until after this post)
I'm going to leave it active ...
2021-04-03 00:30:19 +0000 UTC View PostHey, here's the first vid of the gauntlet series. As I laid out in the earlier update, these vids are meant to be done all five together...however they are okay as standalone videos. I'm releasing them early so you guys feel like you're getting value for money...haha please don't leave me I need to eat.
This is your choice if you watch them early. It's not the necessary intended experience, but it's still good content.
There is also a watermark. I made it so you probably ...
2021-04-03 00:24:10 +0000 UTC View PostOkay, going to start this off and say I promise this isn't an April fools.
So, somebody gave me the idea of offering small changes to existing videos...and after further thought I think this is a pretty good idea as it solves one big issue, the ever growing funding backlog.
I will offer changes to videos, such as adding your name, changing difficulty, or changing tasks etc.
Th...
2021-04-01 22:30:29 +0000 UTC View PostWell, I can keep the usual stuff brief this week and get into the important stuff.
New videos - None
Videos funded - None
You all have about two days left to use their allowance if you have not. As a reminder, just message me saying what video you want to fund from the list over at https://crowdfund.waifujoi.app/ (nsfw) and you can add your own by clicking that top BB.
Okay, so here's the important...
2021-03-29 12:55:34 +0000 UTC View PostHey, I remembered to do the weekly update this week! So this is basically two week's worth, but there's still barely anything to say.
Railgun - Misaka mikoto extreme edging
New submitted videos
Railgun - Misaka mikoto extreme edging. Hard video which potentially ruins/denies you. Fun times.
....And that's it! Remember, if you want to submit your own video for funding you can for free as patrons. You can see the full list and submit your own over ...
2021-03-22 10:47:53 +0000 UTC View PostFirstly, sorry for no update last weekend. I may have drank a biiiit too much and was kinda dead for two days. But since then I've had a very productive week and the Mai vid is now finished!
Before you click, I just want to ask a favour. When it's up on PH with public release, I'd really appreciate a view/like. This early access style seems to be killing the traction my vids gain.
But for now, you can download (235mb) or watch on mega. (I really recommend downloading) at
... 2021-03-19 12:32:19 +0000 UTC View PostHey everyone, no huge update this week but I just wanna keep you all....well, updated!
New vids for crowdfunding
Prinz and Hipper want more fun with you - A sequel to Prinz vid I did. This will just be a sequel following up the big dick end. The more important thing is it has more Prinz tiddies.
Saber, Shishou and Jeanne fight over you - Continuing the recent trend of multiple girls fighting over you in my vids, here's another with three popular fate girls. ...
2021-03-08 20:46:27 +0000 UTC View PostWell shit. We've officially broke 1k on patreon. I really never thought this was ever going to happen. My wildest estimations when I started was about 500...these last two months we've just blown past that.
Thank you to everyone who has supported me in any way, be it viewing, patreon or commissions. But I have to take this opportunity to give a huge shoutout to all my patrons, especially the few who are paying wayy too much. I love you all.
When ...
2021-03-04 21:31:17 +0000 UTC View PostAyyy we're back to using mega because PH are too fucking useless to have simple functional things like switching from unlisted to public. Sorry, I know mega probably isn't ideal for most of you but blame them.
Remember for this vid you need a vibrator. It really doesn't work without it. It's also just a short vid to fill time in while I work on 02/ichigo 70 minute masterclass.
I actually probably shouldn't have released this yet as that other vid is...a way off being done. Oh well...
2021-03-01 21:21:39 +0000 UTC View PostGoing to be a fewww changes to how things work from here on. I'll be covering those at the bottom, but first the regular update.
Videos funded
Due to somebody using 69 BB coins in the gacha, there was a lot of money going into funding videos this week. Rosalina and Doki Doki Literature Club both got funded completely, with a lot of others getting big boosts too. You can see the full list and status' over at