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Fundamentals of Will

Heyo everybody. New bit of Omniversal lore for you all. Still working on the next chapter of TTRT... and playing FGO since Olympus came out...

... Did a yolo 10 roll for the hell of it and somehow got the twins, even though I was aiming for angry bunny spear girl-

(dodges flames)

Person. Angry bunny spear person.

Regardless, I'm terrified at how bad my luck is going to be when I finally try and get ROMA.

Work's been busy lately. I have to do a setup involving a s...

TTRT 44 First scene

Ahaha. Er. Sorry for being late everyone. Just ah, being a tad bit addicted to Elden ring. On NG+ now after getting the Rani ending and ah, going over the patch updates and all that.

... They fucking nerfed the Sword of Night and Fire... assholes.

Currently getting this chapter done. Also working on the "Will" section of the five fundamentals of reality. Should have that bit of lore up soon. 

And uh, if you don't hate the problems with Ukraine enough as it is, the artis...

GAIWP 21 Pre Beta

Done with Chapter! Worked Hard! Full of Awesome! Done Talking! Elden Ring! Must suffer! WOOOOOOOOSH!!!!

Go Away I'm Watching Porn 21 1st scene

Here ya go everyone. First part of the chapter, and the hardest for me. It took me a few tries to make it flow right. Next part shouldn't be hard at all for me though. The whole rating game is going to have a very climactic conclusion and I have it all plotted out already. If there's one thing I can deliver on, other than the crazies, its the epics. And the crazy epics. And the epic crazies. I know my market.

TTRT 43 Pre Beta 2n'd try

Okay, let's try this again. I edited a good part of the second bit of the chapter to keep the mood more consistent and added a few new bits here and there. It's delayed the chapter a bit but I think the quality is better this time as a result.  Please let me know what you guys think.

TTRT 43 Pre Beta

Hallo everybody! Itsa me... that guy!

New chapter for all of you and... okay, gonna be honest, I'm still having thoughts about this one. Lots of Naruto talking and trying to establish what he's trying to do. Lots of surprises all across the board, but for some reason I feel like none of them actually hit as hard as they should be. Tell me what you think if you could. I might seriously rework this thing if enough people feel the same.

On a side note. Pokemon Arceus is good. And its...

A Private Family Intervention

Hello everyone. Just posting a special bit of Family background this time instead of Presence Lore. It should be an interesting read for those that are more curious about the Oogakari's backstory. Still working on the next TTRT chapter. Should have it done for you all by next weekend.

Anyways. Please enjoy and let me know what you think.

TTRT 43 First Scene Pre Beta

Hallo Hallo. It is I, the silly man with the writings and the words and stuffs.

Sorry it took a while to get this out to you, but the first scene is a long one. Hell, most fics have full chapters this long. Anyways, I have delivered! And Rejoice!

Really though, I'm crossing my fingers that you guys had a good winter break and loots from the holidays. We all need a good distraction from reality. Hopefully I managed to add to the merryment.

On other news, the FFD Commission is...

TTRT 42 Pre Beta

Merry Christmas Ya bastards!

Told ya I'd make it! And it's a full sized mega chapter to boot! Yays!

Okay! So I'm going to make things quick so I can get some sleep. I don't have a new Beta yet, but for those that are interested here, I have an idea. You guys have a go at the chapter and send me your edited version so I can have a look at it and your comments. Grammar corrections are well and good, but I'm also looking for someone that can make some of my passages and wording less ...

Fundamentals of Rule

Here you are boys and non boys! More Oogakari and Omniversal Presence background lore for you to go over and keep you sated while I try and blitz through the next TTRT chapter.  I'm keeping it short this time so... yeah. Enjoy!

TTRT 42 First scene

Here you go guys and gals. First scene of the next chapter. Going back to the classics with this part, chock full of silly and stupid for a quick cheap laugh. Odds are the full chapter coming out for xmas might be a bit shorter than the norm, but gosh darn it I'm going to make good with my promise.

TTRT 41 Pre Beta

Here you go Ladies and non ladies! Next TTRT! Still not at the summit yet, but more character development and context has been given. Complete with Omake. Plus the lols. Because you can't say anything is entertaining unless someone is suffering in one way or another.

Anyways, sorry it wasn't out earlier, but there was a bit of a family emergency this holiday season. A cousin of my dad's died a few days ago (technically second cousin, 85 years old with tongue cancer of all things), and t...

Our boy Crypt. He so seeeexy.

The Crypt commission is out and mmmmmmm our mad boy has been done justice. Shout out to Ricardo Emig for the work on this tasty treat of insanity to top off your thanksgiving... for those that are in the states at least, otherwise, it's just a random tasty treat to pregame you for the winter holidays.

Link to more of his stuff here. Guy's work is epic: https://www.artstation.com/ricardoemig

As for the n...

TTRT Chapter 41 first scene

Here you go. First scene of the next chapter of TTRT. Fortunately there's a long weekend ahead of me, so I expect a good deal of progress in the next few days. Hope you guys will enjoying yourselves too.

New Oogakari sigil

Hey guys. Just a quick pre Halloween gift to you all. Nothing major. Just a minor idea I had for a while for a "clan symbol" for the Oogakari. I'm going to have it on a shirt in a little bit and update this bit with a link to it. Thanks to the artist xolef for this (or SquishyPiggy225#6244 on discord.) 

Anyways, happy spooky diabetes day everyone!

Edit: Tshirt is now available. Please go here: 2021-10-29 15:56:20 +0000 UTC View Post

TTRT 40 Pre Beta

It's baaaaaack.

Ladies and non ladies, we are back to the basics with ninjas, Oogakari, giant monsters and stuff going sideways. This section was a long time coming and I am finally glad to get to it. Lots of high concept stuff on way, with politics, arguing, more of Naruto's stories during his time training, and ass pulls galore! 

Anyways, I'm glad you guys are sticking around for this, and being patient. It nearly floored me when I realized that it had almost been a full 10...

New Crypt Commission in development

Whoo boy. Wasn't expecting this being updated so soon. Still incomplete and needs a bit of heavy edits here and there, but look at our pretty little murder monkey! Doesn't he look so perdy? 

Sniff. They grow up so fast.

Fundamentals of Time

Told you guys I'd pump this out in a few days. Here's the next bit of Presence Lore for all you hungry little gibblins... gibbllins? The fuck is a- you know what, screw it. You're all gibblins for the duration of this post.

So yeah. Time Lore this time. Had to ramble a bit on this one. Time's a bit of an... esoteric topic to try and describe adequately. Let me know if you have a question or two about it if you're still confused about any specifics.  

TTRT 40 first scene

Heya guys. First part of the next TTRT is finally set up. Bit of chatting between Naruto's group and setting things up. Seems a bit low key but things are going to be moving quickly soon enough.

Bit more economics than I initially thought, but hey, when dealing in politics, money is never far from a topic of discussion. And with Ghost perpetually in debt, Naruto would have eventually learned a thing or two about it.

That said, I am going to spend some time working on making the "T...

FFD 62 Pre Beta

Hey guys and gals,

Finally this chapter's done. It took way longer than it should have, especially since it's more of a transferring chapter between major arcs and shouldn't have been that difficult to establish, but a mix between writer's block, mapping out the next few parts of FFD, and deciding to start a new part of my engineering career at the company I work for really mixed me up this past month. I'm still a bit punch drunk from everything that's going on tbh. But the madness stop...

Art Commission Poll Closed

Hey guys, So you've all voted and the FFD Commission won with Crypt shortly behind.

So, what I've done is request commissions for both, although the Crypt one will just be of him being awesome. This is the link for the guy doing him: https://www.artstation.com/ricardoemig

Anyways, both artists have their own schedules. The guy doing Crypt will get to work on it next week (he's on break atm), and Vitally...

Crypt Sketches

Well, The poll is almost up, and Crypt didn't win, but that doesn't mean that the people that I'm going to for commissions aren't interested in drawing a homicidal nutcase on occasion.

This is still a work in progress, but they already look like the right mix of crazy, intimidating, and fun that our favorite Floor hater is known for. 

As for the next FFD, I'm still working on it. Unfortunately I had a big deadline recently at work and then went straight on vacation with my fo...

FFD 62 First Scene(s)

Sorry about being so late guys. Things have been hectic. Actually about to go on vacation with my folks in a few, so... yeah. Decided to give you the first two scenes instead of one this time to make up for it. Already blitzing through the rest of the chapter as fast as I can to make up for lost time. 

Regardless, please let me know your thoughts and enjoy.

The Fundamentals of Space

Here's the next bit of lore for Presence User fans about the five fundamentals. All about Space itself and how much it can screw you over. Enjoy.

FFD 61 Pre Beta

Hey guys.

Sorry for the late update. There was alot going irl this week. Had to help a friend move apartments and she lives a good hour and a half away. I swear her old apartment complex in its entirety smelled of old weed and cat piss, and she possessed neither weed nor a cat. Glad she's out of there.

Anyways, thanks for being patient with me. I'm going straight to the next chapter of FFD. Personally I'm not that proud of this chap. It felt like it focused more on the issues at h...

FFD 61 First Scene

Here you are. Back to working on FFD, and the first scene's a long one boys and girls. Hope you enjoy the mess that Shirou deals with behind the scenes. Don't worry though. This mess isn't going to grow into its own major subplot. Just a little something I threw together for some extra worldbuilding.

Commission Poll Redo

It was pointed out to me that having two major yet similar FFD moments as options might be a bad idea for polls of this nature, so I'm redoing the poll just in case. Same rules as before, but note that you can vote for more than one option. Sorry to disappoint or confuse some of you.

On a side note, does anyone have any suggestions for future commissions or other things they'd like for me to provide for you in the Patreon? As always, I'm all ears.

Next Art Commission

Hey Guys and Gals,

Just a poll for the next commission that will be paid for. I've got a semi diverse spread of options for you right now. No GAIWP moments just yet, but we'll get there eventually. This poll will be up for a while, so take your time.

Full Sized Commission

Yup. Full Sized and ready to take orders. When I said that Naruto was training to be a final boss, I damn well meant it. In case anyone forgot, that hole in the middle is a one way ticket to space proper, and he shot Giant Rabbit Kaguya through the damn thing.

And those sparking petals? Chakra shedding that can be used for areal bombardments.

In other words, Canon Naruto's got jack on this monster.

Grand Spiral Rasenshuriken Commission Done

Finally. Fking FINALLY it's done.

Massive thanks to Vitaly for his work on this colossal project.

Ladies and Gentlemen, our first major commission is completed and it looks beautiful. Vitally is putting the finishing touches on the work to send to me, both the full version and the closeup shots, but our money has finally paid off.

I'll be posting different cuts and versions of the art in the next couple of days for anyone that wants to use it for wallpaper (like me). The one...