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Desperately Grasping For Content 0019 - The Sigma Males Are Back

It's back. The show nobody asked for.  It's alright. We talk about stuff, and Zenki plays video games, can't you sense his dedication to the craft of podcasting? I can. Anyway, why are you even reading this? I'm gay.  Kill yourself. The end... Or is it? It is.


Audio version: https://soundcloud.com/hmwh/desperately-grasping...

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[FILLER] Filler Content 0024 - Mr Basedball

Japanese? Chinese? Who can really tell the difference? Certainly not aging baseball star Jack Elliot (Tom Selleck), who has found himself in the twilight of his glory days. Cultures clash as the prideful Jack lands in Nagoya, Japan and is forced to ditch his arrogant ways in order to lead his rookie team of orientals to the top of the big leagues. With the help of hard-headed manager Uchiyama (Zenki) and the love of elegant sex doll Hiroko (Vys) he may just have a shot... From director Fred S...

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[FILLER] Filler Content 0023 - Tenant feat. Grant Mooney from Thought Cops

Armed with only one word, Tenant, and fighting for the survival of the entire world, a Protagonists journeys through a twilight world of international espionage on a mission that will unfold in something beyond real time. Grant is also here.

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[FILLER] Filler Content 0022 - HMWHerry HMWHew Year

HMWHerry HMWHew Year everyone! Dick couldn't make it this episode... or could he? (he couldn't...unless? (unless nothing, he's not in this one (or is he???))). The lads snuggle up and make do with each other's company instead and discuss Anime, Blade, Lakembra's latent homolust, fat women (they fuckin rock) and the greatest video games of the century this year! WOW I BET THIS'LL BE WORTH THE WAIT

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[FILLER] Filler Content 0021 - Big Anime Tiddies

There's no real reason to post these on patreon.

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[FILLER CONTENT] Filler Content 0020 - HMWHMWHeen Spooktacular 2020

Put on your scariest costume, sit in your scariest chair, pour yourself a scary drink and get ready to shit... directly into Vys' mouth, that is! It's time for the annual HMWHMWHeen Spooktacular. Please enjoy and comment below with your favourite October holiday.

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[Filler] Filler Content 0019 - 9/11 Birthday Spectacular

In today's episode, Lakembra kills everyone in 9/11! AGAIN! He was behind it this whole time, and he waiting for his chance to strike again, take THAT George Soros. Anyway, we also have a podcast today, it was Lakembra's birthday and he just won't let it go, lots of news about VIDEO GAMES (INJECT SOY HERE) and also some other things that I can't remember!! WOW!!! Ok, that's that, please stop reading.... now.
(WHEEEEZE)

SoundCloud link (Degenerates Only):2020-09-24 13:27:36 +0000 UTC View Post

[NEW SONG] Blame It On Leo - Rewind [HMWH Remix]

Now for something a little different. We have a remix of "Rewind" by our friends Blame It On Leo. Please enjoy this more laidback track. Find the original song here:  https://youtu.be/xWUdy3dWhLU 

Shout out to our supporters in the Hard Man tier for September 2020:

🤠 688as
🥉 a nimble sperg
💲 Aaron Wentworth
â˜˜ï¸ Alex O'Kelly
🊠Andrew Wynn
🎲 Apex
😎 Basket of Grapes<...

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[NEW SONG] Manlet

Cover art by Protski: twitter.com/protski
Special thanks to our $5 Patrons (August 2020):
🤠 688as
🥉 a nimble sperg
💲 Aaron Wentworth
🾠Alex Dickens
â˜˜ï¸ Alex O'Kelly
🊠Andrew Wynn
🎲 Apex
😎 Basket of Grapes
🧀 Ben Cheevers
🦾 Bionicle Fight Club
🗠BOLDYSPICY!
👠Bootyman
🱠Brady Rainey
ð...

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[FILLER] Filler Content 0018 - Please Grapple These Nuts

 Hello. Here's a description of the new episode. You're not even reading this. I'm gay.

SoundCloud Link:  https://soundcloud.com/hmwh/filler-content-0018-grapple-these-nuts 

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[NEW SONG] Hollywood Military

All the stars are here.

SoundCloud Link: https://soundcloud.com/hmwh/hollywood-military/

Special Thanks to our $5 Patrons:
🤠 688as
🥉 a nimble sperg
🾠Alex Dickens
â˜˜ï¸ Alex O'Kelly
🎲 Apex
😎 Basket of Grapes
🧀 Ben Cheevers
🗠BOLDYSPICY!
👠Bootyman
🱠Brady Rainey
🊠Crocodactyl
🦜 oguebsbczo
🎻...

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[FILLER] Filler Content 0017 - Delicious Co-Hosts

Hello all my N-words, welcome to the latest episode, as of today, of Filler Content! Brought to you by some fancy whiskey drink, I can't remember the name. Anyway, feast your ears on the audible sounds that will enter you and relax and enjoy yourselves, or whatever.  If you are thrashing a pig with a metal pole, hooray! That's exactly the kind of attitude we like to see here at Hard Men Working Hard, and we hope you maintain the same vigour in your sex lives with human women.  So ra...

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[FILLER] Filler Content 0016 - Police Brutality 7: Remake

🚨WEE WOO WEE WOO🚨 It's the Hell Yeah alarm! Are you ready for just under an hour of quality content? NO YOU'RE NOT. Shut up bitch. Hear me now. Sensible chuckles? We got that. Clumsy segues? We got that. Dead air? Buddy, you better believe we got that. What more could a brain-dead podcast enjoying simp ask for? How about: AN EMAIL. Let's fucking go.

Play the theme song, samglaze.

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[FILLER] Filler Content 0015 - Fan Induced Content

It's that time of the year again, it's another episode from HMWH! That's right, this year we'll be talking about our gender identities, jewishness and a venn diagram that samglaze made in elementary school! WOW! Tune in for some great BANTZ WITH THE BOIZ YEAH, and other things.  Also, we read emails and listen to voicemails generated by YOU the FANS.  Do better next time.  No refunds.

SoundCloud link:2020-05-29 20:12:17 +0000 UTC View Post

[DGFC] Desperately Grasping For Content 0013 - Summer Disappointment Fest (feat. Tony Hawk)

Hello and welcome to the exciting new replacement for E3 - THE SUMMER GAME FEST. 
Aciou and Lakembra talk over a countdown and get excited for products. samglaze is also here (in spirit). 

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[NEW SONG] CHINAVIRUS

Please don't ban us, YouTube.

SoundCloud Link: https://soundcloud.com/hmwh/chinavirus

Special Thanks to our $5 Patreon and New Project 2 supporters (April 2020):

🤠 688as
🥉 a nimble sperg
🗠BOLDYSPICY!
👠Bootyman
🱠Brady Rainey
🊠Crocodactyl
🤴 deign
🥕 Dick Dick Dick
🆠Dick Masterson
🻠Dillon Bly
🎲 Dyc3
🎮 Erb Beta Patched
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[FILLER] Filler Content 0014 - I'm naming this show

Hello, it's lakembra here. Just letting you know that I am no longer hosting this show. By popular demand, my reign of terror has come to an end. Please give a warm welcome to your new overlord, Samglaze. I'm sure he'll do a great job, run a tight ship, rule with an iron fist in one hand and a velvet glove in the other hands. Smooth sailing and all that. Wheels fully greased and operating at maximum something, wheel. Anyway, here's the show.

Aciou is also here.

*No babies were ...

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Hardy-Chan by @karatnshtick

Incredible illustration of Hardy-chan in human form by the talented @karatnshtick

Find her on twitter and give her a follow!
https://twitter.com/karatnshtick

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[FILLER] Filler Content 0013 - Types of Sauces feat. 688as

Hello everyone, and WELCOME to another video description.  My name is Hard Men Working Hard, and joining us today, is your eyes.  Please, get your ears ready, to listen, to this video. In this episode, our heroes find themselves up against an American man who is a fan of some gay game where you are a submarine.  We talk about sauce, Bang Energy Drink, meat sticks, and there are some other things, but I haven't listen past the first 10 mins to be honest.  Please, once you'r...

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Hardy Chan by Hailiiz

Check out this amazing interpretation of Hardy Chan by the talented Hailiiz.

Find more of her work here:  
Twitter - https://twitter.com/hailiiz
Instagram -  instagram.com/hailiiz 

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[DGFC] Desperately Grasping For Content 0011 - Jamping My Bones For Cones

In this month's Hard Men Working Hard bonus episode, we talk about video games, the Jews, Israel as a legitimate state and also how to poke your haemorrhoids back into your body with some wooden chopsticks from the Chinese Takeaway down the street.  Please sit back and put on your seatbelt and go for a ride and maybe connect your phone to your car via bluetooth (I hear bluetooth 5.0 is pretty good) and chuck on this episode and drive off a cliff and leave a comment saying this was the la...

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[FILLER] Filler Content 0012 - I Must Go Fast?

It's January, the beginning of the start of the current year. The Hard Men Who Work Quite Hard Really We Promise are taking a break to fill your holes with their voices and a stiff drink of ice cold cum at the Gay Factory. In this episode we talk about video games, Gold Member (briefly) and other stuff, I dunno? What is this? A podcast review? Also, Karl The Negroid is mentioned, he loves the Hard Men Working Hard and isn't a "F@GG0T". Please stop reading this and start listening to "Filler C...

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[NEW SONG] Teenage Thing

One last track for the year.

Special thanks to our $5 Patrons & New Project 2 dudes (December 2019):
🤠 688as
😜 A Nimble Sperg
🌭 Andrew Oregon
🇠Basket of Grapes
🗠BOLDYSPICY!
👠Bootyman
🊠Crocodactyl
👑 deign
🆠Dick Masterson
🔫 Dmitriy Barsukov
🎲 Dyc3
🎮 ErbBetaPatched
💨 Fred Rush
🙠godmonster
ðŸ•¹ï¸ Hobby
🎧 James Gifford
âœŒï¸ John Vindiola
💸 Jordan Sellers
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[FILLER] Filler Content 0011 - Christmas Noggers feat. Dick Masterson

It's Christmas time here at the HMWH Gay Factory and who better to spend this time with than our families. Just kidding, we have the very impressive and nogged up Dick Masterson joining us this episode. With so much quick wittedness and X factor, we could hardly keep up with his 4D chess game. Build the wall.

We discuss many things: from red Sith period blood lighting, to Home Alone, and nog. Anyway, take off your socks and drink your nog because we have >1hr of content at the ready ...

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[FILLER] Filler Content 0010 - HMWH Thanktacular

Filler Content, it's that time again, the time, the give thanks, to HMWH, for releasing another episode of someone's favourite podcast, Filler Content. Yes.  What are you thankful for? It better be for this episode, you cuck, you little pissant biatch, i'm going to kill you and your family if you AREN'T THANKFUL FOR US.  LISTEN TO THIS YOU LITTLE PIECE OF SHIT, I'M GONNA TWIST MY NIPS AND SCREAM KNOWING YOU ARE THANKING USSS YEESSSSSS YEEEUUSUSUSUSSSSSSSS.  

Please enjoy....

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[NEW SONG] Fat Idiot

Please enjoy 7 minutes and 49 seconds of high energy Dick.
 

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[FILLER] Filler Content 0009 - Spook2cular!

OOOOooOooOoOoooOOOOoOOOHHHHHHH - DoOoOoOon't be scared, it's just me, the ghoOoOoOost oOoOoOof HalloOoOoOoween Future - coOoOoOome toOoOoOo tell yoOoOoOou toOoOoOo prepare yoOoOoOourself foOoOoOor a spoOoOoOooOoOoOok, spoOoOoOooOoOoOok, spoOoOoOooOoOoOoky time oOoOoOon Filler CoOoOoOontent. What a shoOoOoOow we have in stoOoOoOore foOoOoOor yoOoOoOou. DoOoOoOo yoOoOoOou dare hit that play buttoOoOoOon and find oOoOoOout? (I imagine the answer is yes, because I'm pretty sure the videoOoOoOo pl...

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[FILLER] Filler Content 0008 - WATP Audition Tape

Dearest Karl, 

Please find enclosed an audition tape for the hit podcast "Who are these podcasts?" We hope you enjoy our program and wish you a long and healthy life.


With Love,
HMWH

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[FILLER] Filler Content 0007 - Chicago Forever feat. Thought Cops

Sex. Our adventure continues: Lakembra, Aciou and Samglaze find themselves in a strange town surrounded by unsavoury folk. Luckily, Kevin and the other guy from Thought Cops have come to save the day! They have guns and pipe bombs, and they're all out of gum. What's next in store for the Hard Men Who Work Hard and their friends, the Thought Police? Listen to this episode to find out!

Listen to Thought Cops here: https:...

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[FILLER] Filler Content 0006 - Ready Spaghetti feat. Thought Cops

FILLER CONTENT! YES it's that time of the month where 3 retards sit down and talk about NOTHING IN PARTICULAR; however, this month they are joined by the comedically superior Kevin and Grant of the Thought Cops podcast! Tune in to hear us make various pasta puns (?), soil ourselves and who read this shit anyway? Not me! I will eat your first born. Long story short, listen to this show, like, comment, subscribe, ring that bell, Cardinal Pell.  

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