Cover art by Wormwood ( https://martianmagazine.com/)
SoundClown link: https://soundcloud.com/hmwh/everything-is-a-fuck-you
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It's been a while since we had one of these.
tl;dr - lots of new music coming (and we mean lots) until then please enjoy Filler Content.
We're back, and just in time for the end of Pride Month. But you know what that means?
It's time for some straight pride. Happy Straight Pride Month everybody!
Thanks to HeHe Silly Comics for our colourful cover art.
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Once again, Aciou takes us on an eye-opening journey from twitch clip to shitpost to musical masterpiece.
SoundCloud version: https://soundcloud.com/hmwh/kys-pew-pew-pew
In this exciting episode of Filler Content, the Hard Men Who Work Reasonably Well WRAP UP E3 with their thoughts on the stupid and gay conferences they all regret watching.
Please enjoy listening to the witticisms of men who love soy and were ultimately disappointed with the giant corporations who are trying to sell games to the broadest audience possible.
Audio only version: https://soundcl...
In this month's episode of Filler Content, we open up our hearts and express our true feelings about what matters most: video games.
That's right, it's that wonderful time of year when multinational media conglomerates gather to show their investors that everything is going to be just fine. Our bodies are ready, our wallets are open and our brains turned off. Join us won't you? As we share our Hopes, Dreams and Predictions for E3 2019.
Audio version: 2019-06-04 03:56:35 +0000 UTC View Post
It's an election special live from Parliament House!
This month the Hard Men do the soy recap with Avengers & Game of Thrones, play a new game called "Tell Me Lies/Sweet Little Lies", talk to Little Caesar himself and answer patron questions - salad, extra-terrestrials, genocide and more!
Listen on SoundCloud: https://soundcloud.com/hmwh/filler-content-0003
This month's filler show bro...
Hello All,
You might have noticed that no new music was released this April and this is due to a couple of factors.
We've always taken the approach to writing that it's better to take our time and produce music to the highest quality we can, rather than try to rush songs out the door to meet abritrary deadlines or capitalise on a flavour of the month. Our current release schedule is at odds with this philosophy and it has proven quite difficult to both write ...
Live from three separate airports - the hard men answer Patron Questions, discuss The Dick Show Road Rage Australia and play a new game "Homo or Nomo?"
This month's filler show brought to you in part by our Big Guy Patrons (April 2019):
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Welcome back hmwhsapiens, it's good to see you again.
Here's what's happening:
Filler Content
Ok, so last month we told you there would be no public show. We apologise for lying to both you and the Lord because Filler Content is starting back from episode 0001 and is now up on YouTube for all to enjoy. We figured it's the only show concept we're any good at, so let's start fresh and make it available for all.
However, Filler Content is all abo...
Hello and welcome to one hour of quality filler content starring your hosts aciou, lakembra & samglaze. They say one should record six test episodes of a podcast before launching the first proper episode but that's not how we do things in HMWH, we're just going straight in.
Today we discuss hunting exotic animals, staging a coup, samglaze's vaping habit and we play a brand new game called "$1000 or..."
Audio only version here: 2019-03-27 02:00:00 +0000 UTC
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G'day hmwhsexuals, I hope your February treated you well. You might be wondering why there's no video update this month and the answer is that we're running at full capacity here at the gay factory, production levels are at an all time high and there's little time to dedicate the man power necessary for our high quality videos.
The more accurate is that we haven't got much to say this month that would justify a video. We don't want to clog your youtube feed with pointless updates. But y...
2019-03-06 00:55:06 +0000 UTC View Post
Here's something a little different from our YouTube station. Please enjoy while aciou takes you through the process of crafting a catchy track, samglaze coats it in his trademark glaze of quality and lakembra also helps too probably.
If you guys like this kind of video content, let us know in the comments and we'll see if we can make it a regular thing!
Here's the audio only version for you freaks who are into that:
2019-02-26 13:01:00 +0000 UTC
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Have you had your dose today?
We're hard at work on a whole bunch of new tracks, in the meantime here's an instrumental from your main men aciou & samglaze (lakembra helped). Sit back, turn it up and let the pills do their job. (And while the name says "instrumental", there isn't a non-instrumental version. Try not to think too much about it, just take your pill and shut up).
The thin membrane separating this year from last has been penetrated and before us lies the soft, warm embrace of 2019. We're well and truly into it now and I personally can't wait to see what we come up with this year.
January felt a little harder to see through than the average month, due in part to the extensive work put into "Let Me In, M'lady". That was a song that we started many months ago and which almost saw release in December. However, some hard decisions had to be made and ...
Many apologies for the quiet month from us, the 5 minute hard men working hard men. We have been sharpening our katanas and summoning the strength to ask out Veronica to the prom. I'm kidding. We don't even have proms in Australia.
Anyway, here's this month's song. We hope you please look forward to enjoying it.
Hello again our beloved Patrons, new and old. This is the HMWH Monthly update for January 2019.
There are a few new changes coming to the HMWH Patreon schedule, including:
- These updates, which were previously only visible by Patrons, will now be accessible to all.
- Our Discord server now has a public room open for everyone (including non-patrons) to enjoy. The Patron only room will remain for those of you who choose not to associate yourselves with the riff-raff. If you...
We're now starting to get this youtube thing going, so if watching your music is more your thing, go subscribe right now or literally (metaphorically) kill yourself.
2019-01-04 03:07:12 +0000 UTC View Post
We're gonna close this year out by looking forward and keeping our eyes on the shekels. Special thanks to heheSilly for the beautiful cover art. You can find a heheSilly parody account here: twitter.com/heheSillyComics
The Audio only version can be found here:
https://soundcloud.com/hmwh/makin-hay/s-qrby3
This track is brought to you in part by our Big Dick Patreon sponsors (Dec 2018):
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Merry HMWHristmas
2018-12-11 15:30:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Our final Asterios Aid track is now on YouTube. If you haven't checked it out yet, head on over now and subscribe. We plan on really stepping up the YouTube content in 2019 so please look forward... to that.
2018-12-07 21:12:35 +0000 UTC View Post
Last Laugh is now up on YouTube. I'm certain that 5 straight minutes of Asterios laughing while watching hypnotic waveforms will have dangerous effects on ones mental health.
2018-12-04 12:01:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Asterios Aid is now up on our YouTube station!
To our new patrons, if you haven't discovered our YouTube station yet, head on over, subscribe and expect much more YouTube content in the coming year.
See you next time!
Part two of Asterios AIDS II is here! This one is called Last Laugh.
Not really sure why tbh, I don't see the connection, It's not the last track and it's not very funny. Anyway, we hope you enjoy it all the same.
2018-11-13 19:00:02 +0000 UTC View Post
Welcome to the first in a trio of tracks that we had originally planned to release as part of a new Asterios Aid project.
This track is titled No Comment. It's about how Asterios is a little bitch and didn't wanna say anything about his lawsuit but still wanted the attention of said lawsuit, painting all of our balls blue like some kinda homo. Anyway, listen to the track and hopefully it will aids in the release of your swollen blue testicles.
Cuckness falls across the land and the midnight hour is close at hand, so down that last shot of Soylent and hold your Switch close as the Alphas draw near.
We hope you enjoy this very special Halloween song - the latest in our "Cuck the 80's" series.
We're gonna record a 2spooky filler episode in a few hours. If you've got spooky questions, post them here and get spooky answers. 100% spooky satisfaction guaranteed.
2018-10-05 01:24:30 +0000 UTC View Post
Thank you, yes u, for sticking with us during our busy first month on Patreon! Please enjoy our first track for the month: 'Yes U'.
This is a remix of 'No U', a track you may have heard on Episode 100 of The Dick Show and one which featured over a hundred Dickheads giving Dick Masterson himself a hearty GFY. If you haven't had a chance to check it out, you can find 'No U' here: https://soundcloud.com/hmwh/no-u
