Kamikaze_Shortbus

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bloops 2

the bloopers for the next video are ready. The video itself is not done and also an hour long so i will have to divide it into two videos because we are in a worldwide attention span drought.

Extonded.

Extonded.

T shirt idea

My dad thinks I should make shirts involving the catchphrase because he thinks it’s really cute. This is a challenge for me because I fucking hate graphic design but I think finally like the direction it’s going in. Also the other day I discovered the existence of a very real insect called “The Retarded Dagger Moth” (google it it’s totally real) which I will be adopting as a symbol of the shitposting endeavors of the discord server. I also want to make like a basketball jersey type ...

Picture I took the other day when going to bed at 6am because nighttime is the only time I can film without getting interrupted knowing full well my mom is going to wake me up at 8am to clean her and give her medication. New video soon. Look forward to some behind the scenes stuff.

Bloopers 4 u and only 4 u

New video today. I finally remembered to keep some of the outtakes this time for my precious little bunnies here on Patreon. Enjoy, baby. Baby enjoy toy. Mommy buy for you.

Hello new patreons

Thanks for joining! I’m sorry things are a little barebones right now. I’m currently very busy with my mom who has stage 4 breast cancer and has been absolutely shafted by the American healthcare system so I haven’t had much time to add the stuff in here that I’d like. One of the things that I probably can’t do at the moment are the personal greeting videos but I’m working on an alternative in the form of monthly stickers instead and if you stop by a drawing stream, I’ll make a ...

Stickers

Going to test a thing soon where I send you guys free stickers in the mail perhaps once a month. Now between these two, which sticker should I send out? Hasan or Asmongold?

Thank you vids

Currently filming for all the new people here that subscribed! I totally forgot about doing them a long time ago looooooooool they're going to be super cringe. when I get famous you can send them to people and be like "look at this fucking idiot, I liked her before she was cool. she says my name in the video"

Vtuber

I want to stream more often or at the very least not miss scheduled days so I’m throwing around the idea of making a vtuber model for days where like I have to take my mom to the doctor or something and don’t have time to get all dolled up for stream after so here’s a sketch of what that might look like in the form of the worlds most unenthusiastic but biblically accurate fursona

New short tomorrow

Posting a short video that is… completely different from what I normally post in that it’s not art related at all. It’s a hair tutorial because people seem to ask me about that pretty frequently. So it won’t be art and it won’t be entirely a shitpost but I think it will still illicit some giggles. I’m describing it as “Jenna Marbles if she were evil and dropped on her head a baby”. Since I can’t post videos on patreon because I draw too many becocked stick figures on here ha...

YET MORE DONG (athena, zach but with curly hair now)

Someone did not like the dongs and got mad at me in DMs and then cancelled their sub lol. Totally fine, just really funny because I had planned initially on making this patreon full of a lot worse but I had to put a pin in making very detailed hentai when my mom got sick. Anyway, what kinds of things would you guys like to see from me on here? I am open to suggestions!

special delivery for zach

i hope u liek it

NSFW

I don't think I want to draw smut anymore because that takes a lot of time I would rather spend on drawing things that are not porn and also I hate that everything online is porn but patreon wont let me change to a regular safe for work account so i might as well take advantage of it. Here's a drawing of me with a huge hulking peenor. If you would like to be drawn with a huge hulking peenor leave a comment and a vague description of what you look like if I don't know you personally.

hello i am very hungover

I have not sent the stickers yet, life got very chaotic for a little while but I would like to send them out today! Check your DMs so I can send you free stickers for being such good little eggs

Silly things in the works <3

Also hello new subscriber! Personal thank you video coming 4 u soon

Merch opening soon

Enough people asked so I will open a merch store soon, and you two, my beautiful little patrons will receive a free merch. But that probably involves you trusting me with your home address? Or maybe there’s like a thing I can use within the POD to get it to you through them and I pay for it. Idk I’ll figure it out! Somehow you will receive a free thing

New short soon

Happy May, Fuckaronis

The content available here is sparse atm because my life has been quite the hellscape for the last 2-3 weeks as I've had to go from full time art based shitposter to full time nurse/oncologist for my mom who is currently battling cancer without the help of a proper doctor as the one she has is a complete fucking moron, so I don't have a lot of artistic endeavors to share at the moment. Instead I can share the most exclusive thing any woman can offer outside of cooch: I got a new camera and I ...

YAY

Videos went out! Check your email addresses. I would have preferred to send them via patreon DMs but apparently I cant send videos through those and now you guys are aware of what my government name is which is not ideal. But this is a good stress test! I will figure this out more properly in the future lmao

SKEET SKEET

I filmed two terribly autistic thank-you videos for you, my two sexy little patreon dudes. The videos themselves are not sexy at alll. I will be sending them soon (i have to poop rn and I will forget what I was doing after pooping)

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My inability to focus on more than one task at a time is severely crippling. I finished the mpreg bbno$ painting. I could not work or anything else for the past 3 days. My room is a mess and I haven't been to the gym and I have 50+ DMs I have to respond to again. I WANTED TO UPLOAD A DOG VIDEO BUT PATREON WONT LET ME DO IT ON HERE BECAUSE I SET THINGS TO 18+ FOR WHEN I EVENTUALLY DRAW SMUT. I guess I have to make it unlisted on youtube again. FUCK. Anyway here's a picture of me from 10 years ...

oh shit people are actually coming to this?

Welcome new friends, I will be sending you your personalized thank you videos soon. Currently on a painting bbno$ pregnant sidequest. Here's a WIP that I won't share elsewhere. You can see how painful painting is for the first several hours. I badly want to kill myself every time! But if I keep going, it eventually looks like something. Anyway, I thought critikal should be the ultrasound tech and bbno$ should be pregnant with Sonic

This is the exclusive content you've been waiting for

I am so good at entertaining people on the internet. Anyway I have no idea how to use patreon.

OH HELLO

Mort made me do this because he believes in me I guess.