"Then what should I do?" Tenten asked Ren with an unhappy frown.
Ren chuckled in amusement at that. "That's the question, isn't it?" He looked at Tenten and saw that she did not like that answer at all and was trying and failing not to scowl. "If it were that easy, there would have been thousands of S-rank ninjas in Konoha."
Ren wholeheartedly believed that everybody had the potential to become S-rank. The problem was, not many people knew how to train effectively.
There was...
2025-05-16 19:05:07 +0000 UTC
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"Gai-san." Ren looked the green-clad jonin directly in the eyes to convey his seriousness. "I want to start this by saying I think you are one of the best Jonin Instructors in this village. I respect that you care about your students and that you want to guide them the best you can."
Hearing this, Gai's big grin became a bit smaller, but way more sincere. He spoke, his tone a level quieter, but nevertheless, showing his appreciation for the genuine praise. "You flatter m-"
"That s...
2025-05-15 19:39:14 +0000 UTC
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"Oi! Stop pushing!"
"I was waiting here for an hour! Don't even think about cutting in line, bastard!"
"Hey! No violence in here! Stop or you will get kicked out of the store!"
"Can you speed it up, please? I just want to buy my exploding tags. I am already late for my team meeting!"
"Gai! Tenten! Over here!" Ren yelled through the heavy noise of the crowd in his shop and beckoned them to head toward a side entrance to the back room as he noticed them staring at the ch...
2025-05-15 16:04:16 +0000 UTC
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Ren rubbed his forehead with a wince as Tenten left the store.
After he asked her about her affinity, her expression fell, and she shared with him that it was Earth, something quite useless for a weapon user.
Sure, she could harden her weapons. But that wouldn't really help all that much. She deemed it was not worth sinking the years of effort into mastering her affinity when the payoff was something barely usable in a fight.
It was a major sore point for her.
And Ren ...
2025-05-13 17:24:32 +0000 UTC
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"Hello. Can I help you?" Ren slid behind the counter and asked as Tenten approached him.
There wasn't much to look at in the shop. He was selling seals, and thus, there were no items showcased in the room. There were only a several comfy sofas with small tables between them where brochures with the seals for sale lay.
"Oh. Hi. I am just looking around. My sensei promised to buy me something for the first anniversary of our team, and I was here two days ago. Some of the offered sea...
2025-05-12 17:45:46 +0000 UTC
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'Yotsuba Ren... it has a nice ring to it.' Ren thought as he arrived in front of a building on the main road with a signboard that stated, 'The Yotsuba Seals' above the entrance.
It had been a week since he established a clan, and the very first thing he did since then was to buy and renovate this building with the intent of opening a shop.
Clans in Konoha had many privileges, and tax evasion was one of them.
Well, alright. It was not exactly tax 'evasion', but they certainl...
2025-05-09 21:49:17 +0000 UTC
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"YES! FINALLY! LET'S GO! GET BENT, OBITO! YOU ONE-EYED MORON! I CAN DO IT, TOO! WOOOHOO!"
Ren, wearing only his shorts, exclaimed excitedly as he watched like a little, wide-eyed kid how his hand was repeatedly phasing through the katana's blade.
Intangibility was his bitch from now o-!
"Ren?" Hinata's soft voice interrupted his thoughts and made him turn toward the door, only to see her wearing her thin nightgown that didn't leave anything to the imagination as it showed he...
2025-05-09 19:59:26 +0000 UTC
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"Specifics, huh?" Shikaku hummed before snorting, "The Hokage Advisors don't like that you are approaching the clans with your new invention instead of the village."
Ren nodded. That made sense. The advisors. That meant Homura and Koharu, as Danzo was kicked from that position after the Uchiha massacre, so he wasn't one of them anymore.
And honestly, that was fair. A loyal ninja should, at least according to the guidebook, give the benefits of his work to his village. Of course, n...
2025-05-07 15:47:06 +0000 UTC
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The serious atmosphere between Shikaku and Ren intensified until Shikaku completely cancelled it with a small, lazy chuckle followed by a smile.
"But before we get to the unpleasant stuff, I've heard you approached the Yamanaka and the Akimichi clans." He said and gave Ren a meaningful look.
Ren didn't even need a second to decipher its meaning. Everybody in Konoha knew that the Ino-Shika-Cho clans were very close allies. And he had approached two of the three.
While the cla...
2025-05-06 18:28:41 +0000 UTC
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Ren sat at a table in a clearing belonging to the Nara forest. He deliberately chose a seat on the side, not joining the main 'ball' of Ino-Shika-Cho people in the middle of the clearing who were drinking, talking, and having fun.
This was the Ino-Shika-Cho clan meeting, and Ino invited both him and Hinata to attend. Normally, he would feel awkward joining it as it was usually exclusive for their clan members. But in the previous two weeks, he had fruitful meetings with both the heads o...
2025-05-05 16:07:34 +0000 UTC
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AN:
I didn't give this the proofreading. Hopefully, there won't be that many grammar mistakes.
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Ren sat down in Yakiniku Q restaurant, utterly spent after meeting with Tsume. He was tempted to order a bottle of sake for the first time in years. But in the end, he decided to go for a nice cup of tea.
Ren could only ruefully smile as he remembered the entire hour he had spent persuading Tsume that no, he didn't think her daughter wasn't good enough for him. No, he was...
2025-05-04 16:39:41 +0000 UTC
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"Tsume is there. She is already irritated by all the paperwork, so don't piss her off." Ren was casually told by an Inuzuka who picked him up from the gate to their clan territory and led him to the Inuzuka Matriarch's office with the most uncaring, hands-in-pockets, hunched-up attitude that somehow completely fit the clearly bored Inuzuka man.
Ren's 'guide' was not rude. But it was obvious he'd rather be somewhere else.
Honestly, Ren couldn't even find it in him to be offended fo...
2025-05-02 12:37:10 +0000 UTC
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Author Note:
I couldn't sleep, so you get the chapter early.
Have a nice day.
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A month slowly passed since the academy graduation, and Ren enjoyed the relative peace of these recent times.
Sure, the village was in turmoil. The Daimyo was not happy. The negotiation and talks between him, the Hokage, and the council were still ongoing and dragged on. And while things looked like they would stabilize soon, there was still that undertone of tension subtly drowning...
2025-05-01 05:56:08 +0000 UTC
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Kakashi Hatake entered the ninja academy, feeling a bit smug as he wondered what kind of faces his students were going to make when he showed up three hours late.
The reactions were the best part of his behaviour. Annoying people warmed his cold heart.
Of course, this was for their own good!
He had to set the precedent and give them a small taste of what was to come. If they were any smart, like the files of his kunoichi-to-be and his Uchiha declared they were, then they wou...
2025-04-30 16:27:18 +0000 UTC
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Rolling his eyes at the girls' reaction, Ren put the remote controller back on the table. "Let's first try the upgrade to the telepathy seal. We should probably check if it works as intended."
Realizing that the newly altered seal on their head had not yet been tested made all complaints from the girls go quiet really fast. They knew how dangerous that could be, but Ren had already made the same changes to his own telepathy seal, so they doubted there was any danger.
Nevertheless,...
2025-04-29 16:15:23 +0000 UTC
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When Ino and Hinata came back 'home', or rather, to Ren's apartment, Ino came carrying her bags, fully intending to move in with him, and while Hinata was packed much lighter, her intentions were much the same. She just had to keep the illusion of living at the Hyuuga compound still going, so she could not just pack all her things.
Ren slightly chuckled at their excitement, but his eyes quickly slid back to the small TV remote controller he had lying in a sealing circle on a massive scr...
2025-04-28 16:28:09 +0000 UTC
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Author note:
I know. I promised to post this chapter yesterday. But better late than never, eh?
To be honest, I just fell asleep in the late afternoon, lol.
Enjoy the chapter.
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With the meeting concluded, Ren left the restaurant and shook his head at the complex situation.
In Ren's previous life, many people believed that putting the Rookie Nine in the Chunin Exams was highly irresponsible of their teachers. Especially Kakashi, who didn't teach his team ...
2025-04-26 01:51:34 +0000 UTC
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"Hello." Ren said as he sat down behind a table facing Asuma and Kurenai in a nondescript, mostly empty restaurant. "Didn't expect to be invited to a meeting with you two. Well? What do you need from me?"
It was the day when the new genins were going to be told their team placements. Ren could guess what this was about, considering the teams would be the same as in canon, as far as he could tell.
Even Karin's presence wasn't a changing factor because the girl decided to join the B...
2025-04-25 03:19:22 +0000 UTC
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"Enter and be amazed!" Ren said as he opened the door to his cottage in the hidden training ground and let the girls in.
Instantly, a whole new world opened in front of them as Ren gave them a tour through the house that was more or less a small mansion at this point than a cottage.
In the end, he discarded his space enlarging seals when he gained an insight while working on them. Instead, what the girls and Ren were touring right now was his personal sub-dimension he had created....
2025-04-23 14:39:25 +0000 UTC
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"Aren't I amazing?" Ino turned toward Ren, giving him a victory sign with her fingers and expecting praise.
She completely ignored the silent wails of despair Sasuke was releasing as he stared transfixed on his reflection in the water, both grinning and crying at the same time as if he were deranged.
Ren only gave Ino an unamused look before he started rubbing the bridge of his nose in exasperation.
"Haah~. You just created more work for me, Ino. Now I will need to explain t...
2025-04-23 14:17:34 +0000 UTC
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While the original Ren watched Ino 'helping' Sasuke awaken his Sharingan, the clone Ren was hidden as he observed Mizuki's meeting with Naruto.
Ren had to admit that he was very curious about what changes his meddling would create here.
Naruto was smarter. Mizuki should know that. And that should change everything. Honestly, it was surprising to him that Mizuki actually approached the kid anyway. So, what exactly was the man going to do? How was he going to trick Naruto into doing...
2025-04-22 14:09:27 +0000 UTC
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After properly documenting Ino's embarrassing moment, Ren noticed Hinata coming out of the academy, following her cousin Neji.
Deciding to say hello, he approached them.
"Hello, Hina." He smiled at the girl, who returned a shy smile full of pride toward him before ducking her head and hiding it underneath the headband tied around her neck. Ren then turned toward Neji and gave him a small nod, "Hello, broody." Before he looked again at Hinata, "How was the exam?"
"Good." Hina...
2025-04-19 16:02:24 +0000 UTC
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Quickly skimming through the documents, Ren was already experiencing the start of a headache. He couldn't just frame Danzo. Even if he fabricated evidence and put it among the documents for people to find, nothing would have come out of it.
Danzo had positioned himself in a very unique position. He was too useful for many influential people to get rid of, while also being invisible enough for the masses not to really care about him.
The prefecture lord? Oh, people were going to go...
2025-04-18 14:05:25 +0000 UTC
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In a tall tower among numerous mountain peaks, stood a tall, muscular, brown-skinned man with blond hair, impassively watching as a thunderstorm swept through his village, covering it in a blanket of darkness only interrupted by an occasional lightning strike hitting the rocky ground.
"What's the response from Kiri?" He asked as he saw his secretary, Mabui, enter his office in the window's reflection.
"It's not good, Lord Raikage." Mabui put some documents down on his table and sl...
2025-04-17 14:44:45 +0000 UTC
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"Get off!" Ren shrugged Naruto off his shoulders with an exasperated irritation coloring his tone. "No way I am teaching you anything, Naruto!"
"Eeeh! Why not!?" Landing back on his feet, Naruto exclaimed with a wronged expression and big blue pleading puppy dog eyes that made Ren snort.
That might work on Sarutobi, but tough luck, Ren recently decided to convert to cat person religion. His boosted inclination toward cats nullified ninety-nine percent of Naruto's puppy dog eyes, a...
2025-04-16 16:16:01 +0000 UTC
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"Watch closely." Ren told Hinata as they stood on the beach.
"I have my Byakugan active." Hinata told him, making him nod in acknowledgement.
Pulling out a small coin from his pouch, Ren put it on his fingers as if he were going to flick it, and Hinata's heart started beating fast from excitement as she noticed the chakra inside of him get agitated.
Lightning chakra concentrated in his hand almost instantly, and despite outwardly, nothing changed, inwardly his chakra w...
2025-04-15 12:46:42 +0000 UTC
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"What do you think is the difference between an S-rank ninja and a jonin?" Ren asked the girls, and Hinata gained a pondering look while Ino opened her mouth to reply without thinking, but then her brain started to process the situation, and she stopped herself with a frown.
The girls looked at each other with a bit of helpless confusion on their faces, drawing blanks at how to answer the question. They knew Ren didn't want an obvious answer like, 'One is more dangerous than the other.'...
2025-04-14 14:02:58 +0000 UTC
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"Ready to go?" Ren, still wrapped in noticeable bandages and somewhat injured, asked Hinata and Ino as they entered the training ground forty-one.
Hinata did a great job healing him, but he deliberately had her not finish the job because he wanted the paid leave. And for that, he needed to show up to Konoha's hospital with an injury that would justify it.
It sucked.
During the whole meeting with the Hokage two days ago, Ren was grumpily complaining in his head due to the pai...
2025-04-12 12:43:34 +0000 UTC
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"Then act like it, you old crippled washed-up has-been!"
"How dare you! I've been working hard for the well-being of Konoha way before you were even born!" Danzo exclaimed, offended by Ren's words.
For somebody so vehemently advocating that ninjas need to stay emotionless, Danzo was a very emotional man under his veneer of cold facade.
"Huh. Interesting point." Ren curiously tilted his head. "I have yet to see you do anything impressive or helpful for Konoha. But I am young ...
2025-04-10 08:00:05 +0000 UTC
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A few days passed, and Ren was finally standing in front of the Hokage after coming back to the village, recounting his encounter with the Kumo ninjas, when Danzo Shimura walked into the Hokage's office as if he owned the place.
"I heard Kumo attacked one of our ninjas, Hiruzen." He said steadily, with a flat tone, and Ren found himself involuntarily deadpanning at the man.
What did he mean by 'our ninjas'? The audacity of this bitch.
Sadly, this was the Hokage's office, and...
2025-04-09 13:06:06 +0000 UTC
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