Hey you wild maniacs! Here’s the scoop:
Grace and I are announcing some tour dates that will go on sale on Friday. However, we want to give you guys an exclusive window but they would only let us do 24 hours. So check back here on Thursday and will give you guys the link ahead of making it public!
2021-07-12 22:25:14 +0000 UTC View Post
TGIF Patrons! Let's get sport AND spicy! This week's All Stars episode is an All Stars Hall of Fame Half Time Show! O000OoOO0oooooo0OOoooo! Aka JOCK JAMS.
We start the ep with the departure of Silky as the smoke still settles on the HOUSE FIRE that Laganja set off with that leeeegendary lip sync. More like, legenDAIRY...cuz she milked it....and I'm all like, Got Milk? I'd like some! Okay! And we're off!
The queens go through the box o'lipsticks an...
2021-07-10 00:12:42 +0000 UTC View Post
Good [insert time of day you're reading this], Patrons! Happy [insert day of the week you're reading this]! I hope you're all having decent weeks! I took two melatonin gummies last night and slept like a peaceful rock, so all is well over here!
Speaking of rocks/RAQs... let's talk about All Stars this week! First of all, I still haven't programmed into my brain that new episodes are Thursdays and not Fridays so apologies if these posts pop up inconsistently over the wee...
2021-07-03 18:29:20 +0000 UTC View Post
Hello, wonderful Patrons! I hope you're all having/had great weekends! It's been a slightly busy weekend for me - I HAVE started All Stars and I AM SO EXCITED ABOUT IT.
Buuuuuut(ts)...(and such great butts this season WHEW!)...
I haven't written out a full review this week. Honestly, I just enjoyed watching it so much that I didn't take any notes! But I want to hear what you all think! We got Miss Piggy, we got 2 episodes, we got blue balls, we got gian...
2021-06-28 00:23:46 +0000 UTC View Post
I wasn’t actively seeking out Ariana Grande wigs for Beanz. Hannah simply sent it to us on a group thread and I realized I couldn’t live without it. -M
2021-06-26 17:44:24 +0000 UTC View Post
Then decided to never go there again.
Can you IMAGINE being a person who gives this mug? Who wants to actively call out that you came from your father‘s penis as opposed to vehemently try to forget that for the rest of their life like a normal person?!
Top ten worst mugs I’ve ever seen. What’s your worst? -M
2021-06-26 17:41:02 +0000 UTC View Post
From today’s podcast. Can you even believe ?? -M
2021-06-23 19:55:39 +0000 UTC View Post
Happy Saturday, Patrons! How is everyone holding up? I, for one, am full of eggs and tofu chorizo so it’s anybody’s guess as to how the rest of my day will unfold! Speaking of things that sit questionably in my guts, we’ve reached the FINAL episode of Drag Race Down Under. Truly a season that has treated us as the audience like we’re riding a should-not-be-allowed-to-operate rollercoaster at a should-be-shut-down-forever Six Flags! Do they have Six Flags in Australia? I’ll tell you ...
2021-06-19 20:19:44 +0000 UTC View Post
Sleeve Pekingese… A.k.a. the last line of the defense… Gives me knock-off of Gremlins, the (not as popular) ‘CRITTERS’ vibes.
I swear to god if I ever see these critters in my corner, I’m moving. -M
2021-06-19 19:45:55 +0000 UTC View Post
❤️G
2021-06-17 15:20:28 +0000 UTC View PostDelayed, but not forgotten, here is this months/last months bonus pod. Enjoy!
2021-06-17 03:02:52 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey Patrons! Happy Monday after the #HellaGoodWedding! I’m sure you’re all equally feeling the same exhaustion I am, right??? Oh good! Err … rather… Hella good! Don’t worry you’ll hear about it on Wednesday! In the meantime, let me ease my introduction back to normal life with a little Down Under recap!
I’ll admit, I’m barely hanging on to this season at the moment. Which is a bummer because I had such high hopes in the beginning! I was rooting for you Down Under, WE WER...
2021-06-14 19:48:35 +0000 UTC View Post
I have never once in my life heard something called a Salt Pig. Have you guys? Is this a classy thing I don’t know cause it looks like a piece of PVC pipe that they are claiming was made in France.
Is my phone trying to sell me any all things ‘pig’ since they know I know they can breathe through their nose? 🐷
-M
2021-06-11 04:21:28 +0000 UTC View Post
Here’s the unedited version from the gay bar I talked about on this weeks podcast. I had to put a heart over it on that platform cause I ain’t no getting flagged hag.
I am sorry if this offends you because, honestly, I would probably put this up in my house. Look at that mustache! Yes, of all the things happening in this photo I am looking at the mustache. 🤣
2021-06-09 22:27:34 +0000 UTC View Post
Happy Saturday, Patrons! I hope you're all having wonderful weekends! I've watched Back to the Future I AND II for the very first time in the last 48 hours so I'm having a pretty good post-final papers weekend. I am VERY late to the game, but THOSE MOVIES ARE WILD.
But, this review isn't about some big haired, whacky dressed characters trying to figure out where they fit in, in the world.
Actually, it is.
Let's talk about Dr...
2021-06-05 18:25:12 +0000 UTC View PostOk ya crazies. Heres the scoop. We are going to do a Q&A/Advice/etc tomorrow. However, we thought it might be fun to mix it up and actually HEAR from you. If you have a question, record a voice note on your phone and send to
TMGWpodcast@gmail.com
Subject: Bonus Q
and try to keep it under 30 seconds. FUN!
And OF COURSE if you don’t want to do that, you can write out your question below!
2021-06-03 23:29:36 +0000 UTC View Post
This dance class was gonna be more than I bargained for.
2021-06-03 22:29:38 +0000 UTC View Post
Happy Sunday, Patrons! So, I usually take notes while I watch the episode and then write them into a post but this week I’m writing this as I watch since I desperately have to get back to attempting to write final papers for school that I’ve put off until three days before they’re due because I’M AN EXCELLENT STUDENT. My apologies if this post is a little wonky!
Hope you guys have been having a good weekend, let’s get into this weeks down under episode!
I guess we have t...
2021-05-30 17:27:02 +0000 UTC View Post
Well of course the cicadas want their close up… They are rocking the new Trixie Mattel eyeshadow palette.
-M
2021-05-30 05:55:57 +0000 UTC View Post
Attached to the front of sweet habanero‘s house to ward off intruders. She can’t even ward off Beanz (who’s an inCUTER;)
2021-05-30 05:54:43 +0000 UTC View Post
Happy Tuesday, Patrons! My apologies for the incredibly late post on the latest episode of Drag Race Down Under! But, you know, sometimes you get back from a bonkers few days in Mexico with Mametown and you need a little bit of time to get your brain (and blood alcohol percentages) back to normal!
That aside, I just finished watching the most recent episode and WOW. The semblance of a normal brain I had has been turned upside down again!
We start ...
2021-05-25 21:09:47 +0000 UTC View Post
And hope y’all are keeping it weird where you are. I got Grace into mezcal. Pray for me. Xo
2021-05-22 00:41:26 +0000 UTC View Post
I'm sorry! Wait, I don't wanna sound like Coco, I'M NOT SORRY.
Happy Monday, Patrons! My apologies for the delayed post this week (and now I'll stop apologizing!)! I went to a friend's birthday at Universal Studios yesterday and WOW theme parks take a lot out of you. I guess that's why they're mostly for children. But I had a blast. But now on to THE REAL WORK.
Let's talk about Drag Race Down Under episode 3!
We start off with the shoc...
2021-05-17 19:21:18 +0000 UTC View Posthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wia087njkUg
2021-05-16 20:56:13 +0000 UTC View PostSorry, you guys! I got behind this weekend and won't be able to watch/recap drag race until later tonight/tomorrow morning! In the meantime, please enjoy Celinaspookyboo...who I just found on TikTok (I know, I'm late to the party). Her sleepwalking videos ABSOLUTELY DESTROYED ME YESTERDAY. She's got a bunch. Treat yourselves! ❤️G
2021-05-16 17:23:19 +0000 UTC View Post
I refuse to believe I just randomly got on this mailing list! I don’t understand it. What government spy that watches me through my phone all day decided to be a wise guy and put me on here? Spencer Pratt emails almost daily. So, I’m sharing with you. In case you were wondering what his favorite crystal is… And something tells me it’s his favorite because he’s charging A HUNDRED AND EIGHTY DOLLARS a pop for these necklaces.
In the spirit of engaging… What’s your favorite...
2021-05-10 17:24:58 +0000 UTC View Post
Wow. Wow. And also...wow. I just got done watching the second episode of Drag Race Down Under and GOOD GOLLY MISS DOLLY... that was a rollercoaster. I'm still processing how I feel about it, but I know I felt great at the beginning and awful at the end (aka the logline for every failed relationship I've ever had). Alright let's just jump into this and see what happens (aka the mantra for the start of every failed relationship I've ever had)!
So we all know that they're doing...
2021-05-10 02:08:54 +0000 UTC View Post
Let’s finally do a book club for this depressing ass book… The Midnight library! I actually have a little more to go and I am enjoying it, but whoever suggested it, y’all are WILD.
I was thinking maybe we could do a happy hour weeknight or would you rather do brunch style on a weekend? I’ll leave two comments below and you thumbs up the comment of which time you prefer.. sound good?
Then please suggest some FUN recs for our next one. Lolololol. Y’all are gre...
2021-05-05 23:34:10 +0000 UTC View PostI remembered lens was a thing so join me today! -MH
2021-05-04 18:47:46 +0000 UTC View Post
Alright y'all! I just finished watching the first episode of Drag Race Down Under and figured I'd write up a quick little post just to see if any of you have watched it? I watched it on the WOW app so I'm curious if more or less of you are able to see it? Regardless what a fun new season of bright eyed and bushy bushed contestants! (This post will be a little shorter than normal bc I didn't take as many notes during the episode bc I was genuinely enjoying all of these completely gorgeous goof...
2021-05-02 22:24:56 +0000 UTC View Post